Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai
Chapter 193 Increased Mortality
Chapter 193 Increased Mortality
"Eyes, why did the paper figurine draw the eyes?"
"Boss, did you draw this?"
The six employees are all old employees of Jieyou Baishipu.
They are all Baishi craftsmen that Brother Baishi found from the town.
When it comes to obeying the rules, they know how to measure better than Brother Baishi.
"Isn't this breaking the rules of our business?"
There are only six workers in the Jieyou funeral shop, and several of them are disabled.
Brother Baishi is usually kind to them.
"I know this rule. Go to the warehouse and have a look. Except for the paper dolls made today, the eyes of the other paper dolls have been painted on!"
Brother Baishi was furious.
"Lao Luo, you are in charge of decal painting, tell me what is going on."
Lao Luo is almost sixty years old.
He looked terrified and shook his head.
"Boss, how is this possible? It's true that I put those stocks in, but my eyes are all empty."
"I've been in this business for so long, how could I make this mistake!"
He ran into the warehouse and was shocked when he came out.
Brother Baishi frowned. Lao Luo used to be a paper maker, and he has been doing this for more than ten years.
"Yes! Call monitoring."
In such a hurry, he forgot that surveillance cameras were installed in Baishipu's workshop.
You can tell who is lying at a glance!
He took out his phone and quickly browsed.
Except for the scenes in the warehouse, the six employees have no problem with operation or production.
When Lao Luo brought the paper figurines into the warehouse, the eyes of these paper figurines were all empty!
what happened?
Brother Baishi is full of muddleheaded
The six workers in front of me looked puzzled.
"Go and find all the paper figurines with eyes lit up first, and burn them all later."
The workers rushed into the warehouse in a hurry and threw all the paper figurines outside.
If you don't look at it, you don't know, the pile of paper figurines over three meters high are all painted with eyes.
Under the dusky sky, the bright clothes of the paper people stared straight at everyone present with their strange eyes.
Brother Baishi shivered and lit three incense sticks.
He stood there and kowtowed.
After worshiping, he set all these paper figurines on fire.
The raging fire was burning, and Brother Baishi was relieved.
"Lao Luo, hurry up and take off the paper figurine products. Anyone who returns or exchanges the goods because they clicked their eyes will be compensated three times!"
"Also, just refund the money, and let them burn the paper figurine."
He watched the paper figurine turn into ashes little by little, and hurriedly took out his phone.
Looking at Liuli Funeral Store, Jieyou Baishipu is still on the watch list.
He hurriedly sent a private message to Liu Li.
"Sister, I burned all the paper figurines in the warehouse, and I don't know who drew the eyes..."
"Cancel it, it's too late."
Brother Baishi sniveled and burst into tears.
Liu Li, who was far away in the magic city, frowned, and the system displayed.
"Customer detection: ID solution worry Baishi shop."
"Customer index: 99% (quality customers)"
"Cause of client's death: 1. Lost and lost the handkerchief, we are still good friends; 2. ???; 3. ???"
The death index has not decreased but increased!
Liu Li replied: "I'm sorry I can't cancel it, you don't have long time!"
……
Xiao Jiu was holding the tablet, with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it's a pity, Jieyou Baishipu has been our big brother since yesterday."
Liu Li had a lollipop in her mouth,
"For the sake of him being the big brother on the list, I'll give him a discount for the funeral~"
If the big brother on the list didn't remind her, she wouldn't be able to receive any gifts in the future.
In order to have a good meal every day, Liu Li turned to the videos of Jieyou Baishipu in the early years.
She forwarded the video to you Jieyou Baishipu.
"I'll give you some hints, and I'll burn the paper figurines you mailed~"
"For your big brother's sake, [-]% discount on the urn~"
Brother Baishi was dumbfounded.
I was relieved a second ago, but now I just feel like my whole body is filled with lead.
The video forwarded by Liu Li was playing.
This video was taken by him two years ago.
In the video, Brother Baishi is talking about the taboos of paper figurines.
In the video, he finished speaking easily and humorously, then crumpled the paper figurine into a ball.
The paper figurine was crumpled until only half of its head remained.
Brother Baishi's heart trembled for a while.
"Difficult, did this start a year ago?"
But it took a year, why did you only discover it now?
Brother Baishi stumbled back to the office.
It's getting late,
A gust of cold wind came in through the door.
Brother Baishi turned on the live broadcast.
The audience who had been waiting for a long time poured in frantically.
In less than 1 minute, the number of online viewers has reached an astonishing one hundred thousand.
If this was placed before, he must be very excited.
But now he is not in any mood.
"Brother, you are still alive!"
"You're the number one brother in Liuli Funeral Shop..."
Brother Baishi's face was pale.
"sorry!"
Brother Baishi's apology stunned the fans.
"No, I can't stand the owner of the funeral shop apologizing to me at night..."
"What's the matter, buddy, can't be saved?"
The audience were all Liu Li's fans, and they hadn't seen such a big storm in this period of time.
Brother Baishi was pale.
"This sentence of sorry is to the customers who have bought the paper dolls. If you have bought the paper dolls, please mail them back. If they have been burned, I will pay three times the compensation!"
Some fans who bought Jieyou Baishipu started but did not calm down.
"Damn it, it's really not a problem with the paper doll?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I thought it was a nightmare, so I didn't take it to heart. "
"I bought the paper figurine and burned it to my grandma. It's strange to say that I see her old man all the time these days. Instead, I want to thank you. I miss her."
"So the problem is with the paper figurine? No wonder I always feel that someone is standing by the bed and looking at me these days."
"My family said it was unlucky to buy this item online, so I returned it directly and bought a safe talisman instead."
"Speaking of it, I'm not afraid of your jokes. Since I bought the paper figurine, my family has either caught a cold or is in poor health. I simply returned it."
Brother Baishi carefully records the information of the returning customers.
It seems that there are really returns.
It's just, why didn't he receive a single return?
"This paper man will walk by itself!"
A fan shared the weird things he saw these days.
"Laxatives, but I mean it!
Just the day before yesterday, I received paper figurines and put them in the utility room of my apartment building. I planned to buy paper figurines to worship ancestors. After all, you are the supplier of Liuli Funeral Store.
That day I worked overtime until about eleven o'clock in the evening. I was very sleepy, and it was already midnight when I got home.
My family lives in an old community without an elevator.
That day, I felt that something was wrong. When I opened the iron gate of the unit building, I met a child who asked me for directions.
I was still thinking, how could a child get lost on this big night,
So I asked him, where do you live.
He said he didn't know,
I was mainly afraid of trouble, so I called the police directly and asked the child to wait at my house.
This kid is pretty good, so I didn't take it to heart.
After I got home, I let him sit on the sofa and I went to take a shower.
When I was taking a shower, I heard the door open. When I came out, the child was gone. At first I thought it was the law enforcement officers who came to pick up the child.
At that time, I still muttered that this child is not sensible at all.
Then what do you say? "
(End of this chapter)
"Eyes, why did the paper figurine draw the eyes?"
"Boss, did you draw this?"
The six employees are all old employees of Jieyou Baishipu.
They are all Baishi craftsmen that Brother Baishi found from the town.
When it comes to obeying the rules, they know how to measure better than Brother Baishi.
"Isn't this breaking the rules of our business?"
There are only six workers in the Jieyou funeral shop, and several of them are disabled.
Brother Baishi is usually kind to them.
"I know this rule. Go to the warehouse and have a look. Except for the paper dolls made today, the eyes of the other paper dolls have been painted on!"
Brother Baishi was furious.
"Lao Luo, you are in charge of decal painting, tell me what is going on."
Lao Luo is almost sixty years old.
He looked terrified and shook his head.
"Boss, how is this possible? It's true that I put those stocks in, but my eyes are all empty."
"I've been in this business for so long, how could I make this mistake!"
He ran into the warehouse and was shocked when he came out.
Brother Baishi frowned. Lao Luo used to be a paper maker, and he has been doing this for more than ten years.
"Yes! Call monitoring."
In such a hurry, he forgot that surveillance cameras were installed in Baishipu's workshop.
You can tell who is lying at a glance!
He took out his phone and quickly browsed.
Except for the scenes in the warehouse, the six employees have no problem with operation or production.
When Lao Luo brought the paper figurines into the warehouse, the eyes of these paper figurines were all empty!
what happened?
Brother Baishi is full of muddleheaded
The six workers in front of me looked puzzled.
"Go and find all the paper figurines with eyes lit up first, and burn them all later."
The workers rushed into the warehouse in a hurry and threw all the paper figurines outside.
If you don't look at it, you don't know, the pile of paper figurines over three meters high are all painted with eyes.
Under the dusky sky, the bright clothes of the paper people stared straight at everyone present with their strange eyes.
Brother Baishi shivered and lit three incense sticks.
He stood there and kowtowed.
After worshiping, he set all these paper figurines on fire.
The raging fire was burning, and Brother Baishi was relieved.
"Lao Luo, hurry up and take off the paper figurine products. Anyone who returns or exchanges the goods because they clicked their eyes will be compensated three times!"
"Also, just refund the money, and let them burn the paper figurine."
He watched the paper figurine turn into ashes little by little, and hurriedly took out his phone.
Looking at Liuli Funeral Store, Jieyou Baishipu is still on the watch list.
He hurriedly sent a private message to Liu Li.
"Sister, I burned all the paper figurines in the warehouse, and I don't know who drew the eyes..."
"Cancel it, it's too late."
Brother Baishi sniveled and burst into tears.
Liu Li, who was far away in the magic city, frowned, and the system displayed.
"Customer detection: ID solution worry Baishi shop."
"Customer index: 99% (quality customers)"
"Cause of client's death: 1. Lost and lost the handkerchief, we are still good friends; 2. ???; 3. ???"
The death index has not decreased but increased!
Liu Li replied: "I'm sorry I can't cancel it, you don't have long time!"
……
Xiao Jiu was holding the tablet, with Erlang's legs crossed.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it's a pity, Jieyou Baishipu has been our big brother since yesterday."
Liu Li had a lollipop in her mouth,
"For the sake of him being the big brother on the list, I'll give him a discount for the funeral~"
If the big brother on the list didn't remind her, she wouldn't be able to receive any gifts in the future.
In order to have a good meal every day, Liu Li turned to the videos of Jieyou Baishipu in the early years.
She forwarded the video to you Jieyou Baishipu.
"I'll give you some hints, and I'll burn the paper figurines you mailed~"
"For your big brother's sake, [-]% discount on the urn~"
Brother Baishi was dumbfounded.
I was relieved a second ago, but now I just feel like my whole body is filled with lead.
The video forwarded by Liu Li was playing.
This video was taken by him two years ago.
In the video, Brother Baishi is talking about the taboos of paper figurines.
In the video, he finished speaking easily and humorously, then crumpled the paper figurine into a ball.
The paper figurine was crumpled until only half of its head remained.
Brother Baishi's heart trembled for a while.
"Difficult, did this start a year ago?"
But it took a year, why did you only discover it now?
Brother Baishi stumbled back to the office.
It's getting late,
A gust of cold wind came in through the door.
Brother Baishi turned on the live broadcast.
The audience who had been waiting for a long time poured in frantically.
In less than 1 minute, the number of online viewers has reached an astonishing one hundred thousand.
If this was placed before, he must be very excited.
But now he is not in any mood.
"Brother, you are still alive!"
"You're the number one brother in Liuli Funeral Shop..."
Brother Baishi's face was pale.
"sorry!"
Brother Baishi's apology stunned the fans.
"No, I can't stand the owner of the funeral shop apologizing to me at night..."
"What's the matter, buddy, can't be saved?"
The audience were all Liu Li's fans, and they hadn't seen such a big storm in this period of time.
Brother Baishi was pale.
"This sentence of sorry is to the customers who have bought the paper dolls. If you have bought the paper dolls, please mail them back. If they have been burned, I will pay three times the compensation!"
Some fans who bought Jieyou Baishipu started but did not calm down.
"Damn it, it's really not a problem with the paper doll?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I thought it was a nightmare, so I didn't take it to heart. "
"I bought the paper figurine and burned it to my grandma. It's strange to say that I see her old man all the time these days. Instead, I want to thank you. I miss her."
"So the problem is with the paper figurine? No wonder I always feel that someone is standing by the bed and looking at me these days."
"My family said it was unlucky to buy this item online, so I returned it directly and bought a safe talisman instead."
"Speaking of it, I'm not afraid of your jokes. Since I bought the paper figurine, my family has either caught a cold or is in poor health. I simply returned it."
Brother Baishi carefully records the information of the returning customers.
It seems that there are really returns.
It's just, why didn't he receive a single return?
"This paper man will walk by itself!"
A fan shared the weird things he saw these days.
"Laxatives, but I mean it!
Just the day before yesterday, I received paper figurines and put them in the utility room of my apartment building. I planned to buy paper figurines to worship ancestors. After all, you are the supplier of Liuli Funeral Store.
That day I worked overtime until about eleven o'clock in the evening. I was very sleepy, and it was already midnight when I got home.
My family lives in an old community without an elevator.
That day, I felt that something was wrong. When I opened the iron gate of the unit building, I met a child who asked me for directions.
I was still thinking, how could a child get lost on this big night,
So I asked him, where do you live.
He said he didn't know,
I was mainly afraid of trouble, so I called the police directly and asked the child to wait at my house.
This kid is pretty good, so I didn't take it to heart.
After I got home, I let him sit on the sofa and I went to take a shower.
When I was taking a shower, I heard the door open. When I came out, the child was gone. At first I thought it was the law enforcement officers who came to pick up the child.
At that time, I still muttered that this child is not sensible at all.
Then what do you say? "
(End of this chapter)
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