Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 23

"that is……"

Linnai nodded with two little index fingers, looking unsure, "It's the ruffian mother who called, and the fat mother next to her has been talking ill of us, is there a problem?"

Liu Li snorted: "Hmph, don't say there is a problem, even if she is pregnant, she will hold back and regenerate for me."

"This is our first client. I'm the dragon coiling for me, and the tiger is lying on my stomach. No one can make trouble."

"It can't run, I said it!"

Liu Li's heroine had all sorts of leaks, causing the four little secretaries to clasp their hands and call out "Boss is so cool".

"Boss, Brother Zaichang's live broadcast room has opened."

Yoona quickly projected the live broadcast onto the wall opposite the sofa.

Liu Li and the fourth little secretary nestled on the sofa together with all kinds of snacks and drinks, ready to watch a good show.

Liu Li was purely watching the show.

She knew very well in her heart that as long as the customer didn't enter the Liuli Funeral Shop in Magic City by one second, or stepped into the small building by one centimeter, whatever Brother Zaichang did would be a fun thing for everyone to find. fun.

The system will make him docile.

The incident of smashing Liulichang three times yesterday,

The last chicken feather,
That's why.

Today's live broadcast is no exception.

Liu Li is the presence of the old god, and the four little ones are not so sure.

Xiao Jiu said worriedly: "Old~ Boss, nothing will happen."

"Ah, ah, go to the theater, go to the theater."

Liu Li waved his hands indifferently, and looked at the projection wall eagerly.

The live broadcast has started,
Brother Zachang hasn't appeared yet.

The camera is on the revolving door of a luxury hotel.

In the barrage,
The fans took their seats and entertained themselves:
"Isn't the private palace on the third floor of this hotel? It seems that brother Zaichang really put all his energy into thinking yesterday and stayed directly at the hotel."

"Why haven't you started yet? Brother's big knife is already hungry and thirsty."

"RV camp report: Hearse out of camp, repeat, hearse out of camp."

"How is the camp buddy? Are you standing up again?"

"Brother Zaichang must be holding his waist with one hand and the wall with the other hand, slowly moving out, idle is also idle, let's talk about fifty cents first?"

"What are you talking about? Little Nezha has finally achieved success. He is no longer being manipulated by the village belle, but instead started to spoil other people's affairs. The old father expressed his satisfaction?"

"The village flower is fine, hahaha."

"May I ask what is the reason for the village flower? Also, is Brother Zaichang's nickname Xiao Nezha? It's inexplicably cute."

……

Liu Li looked at Yun'er with a questioning look.

What kind of country flower is right?
What little Nezha?

It seems that there are gossip-like samples.

Yun'er lived up to expectations, pulled the tablet a few times, and said: "Brother Zachang's real name is Zheng Zha, and he used to be nicknamed Xiao Nezha. He was ridiculed by the rich second generation circle in Shanghai, which means that his mother gave birth to him under pressure. , the difficulty is comparable to giving birth to a Nezha."

"As for the village flower's choice..."

Yun'er looked a little weird, "Brother Zaichang met a girl when he was young and innocent, the two sides talked about marriage, the girl is from Yuzhang Province, she was born in the county, she is well-educated and she is also beautiful.

Brother Zaichang came to propose marriage, but unexpectedly, after the woman's parents found out about Brother Zaichang's background, they asked for 1800 million betrothal gifts..."

"Hi~!"

Liu Li and the other three cubs took a sip of Zhong Xuegao together.

Yuner continued to speak.

Bro Zaichang's parents are rich, not out of their wits, so naturally they would not agree to this.

The young Zachang brother begged both ends to no avail,

It was also leaked to the Internet by friends around me,
Bro Zaichang has already become famous in the circle of the rich second generation in Shanghai,

Everyone laughed at him being manipulated by a village flower.

"Cunhua takes care of little Nezha, those people have poisonous mouths, I like it so much~"

Liu Li leaned forward and backward, couldn't stop laughing, and with a snap, the phone fell to the ground.

After picking it up, she glanced at it, and the homepage of Brother Zaichang was still on the screen.

"Ding."

The system prompt sounds.

A translucent panel emerges.

"Customer detection: ID Smashing Brother (entertainment anchor)."

"Customer index: 0%~50%~100% (floating)"

"Cause of client's death: 1. Just from the bamboo pole alley, suddenly to the tip of the bamboo pole; 2.???; 3.???"

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

What the hell is this?

Is the customer index still floating?
This was the first time Liu Li saw such a situation.

The customer index of Zaichangge is constantly changing.
It looked like 0% in the last second, soared to 100% in the next second, and dropped to 50% in the next second.

It's like riding a roller coaster.

And the cause of death, the tip of the bamboo pole in the bamboo pole alley, did it have something to do with the bamboo?

Liu Li thought hard for a while, then turned to look at Xiao Jiu.

Xiao Jiu was startled: "Boss, what's the matter with you?"

Liu Li looked serious: "I want to eat bamboo rice."

Xiao Jiu stroked her chest and let out a sigh of relief: "Arrangement."

After Liu Li achieved his goal, he looked at the projection wall again with satisfaction.

In the video screen,
Brother Zaichang yawned and walked out of the hotel revolving door.

"Fans, do you miss brother?"

"Brother Ma stumbled yesterday. It was because of a little trouble."

"Today is different, and nothing will go wrong."

"Everyone see."

Brother Zaichang waved his hand, and a drone flew up and flew towards the designated place.

The live footage is also cut into the perspective of the drone,

First, dozens of cars were lined up, some looked okay, and some seemed to be scrapped soon.

Brother Zaichang’s voice came out:

"Like yesterday's van, brother has prepared dozens of them today, but we have to see if there are so many fools to block them."

"Damn, the more you think about it, the more angry you get. Is [-] pigs a big deal? Go back and deal with him."

Drone footage changes.

A bunch of old, weak, sick and disabled entered the picture.

Brother Zaichang said: "Don't underestimate them. Everyone here has been hospitalized in at least 3 car accidents and has more than 10 experience in touching porcelain."

See here,

There is already cheers in the barrage:
"Brother Zaichang, where did you find so many crooked melons and cracked dates?"

"I don't want to be a son of man, I lack great virtue, but I like it."

"That magic capital Liuli is suspended this time, Brother Zaichang is rarely reliable once."

"Just talk about this battle, how to break it? How do you say it is broken?"

"..."

The camera cuts back, and Brother Zaichang's big pie face makes way for the camera again.

He is talking to a younger brother.

"Have you greeted the traffic man?"

"Brother, I've fought, I've fought, but..."

"Let it go if you fart."

"People say that everything should be done according to the rules. Fake license plates will be caught, but real license plates will not work. No one will lose face."

"It can be dispatched at any time. Follow my instructions and call when I tell you to call."

Brother Zaichang turned his head, faced the camera, and smiled triumphantly: "I said the license plate of the hearse is fake, so it can't be real, right?"

"It must be fake!"

The barrage was quiet for a second, and then exploded instantly:
"Damn it, I still underestimated Brother Zaichang's shamelessness."

"He must have secretly changed the license plate in the middle of the night."

"Take the bamboo shoots, he has taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

"This trick is perfect."

"The fake license plate was discovered by traffic people, and both the person and the car had to be taken back. They definitely couldn't go to the funeral shop."

……

Brother Zaichang's face was close to the camera, covering the entire screen, and he laughed wildly:
"Flying dragon rides face, brother can't think of how to lose?"

"Isn't Liuli an evil sect?"

"Show me another evil one."

……

In the small building, there was silence.

Only Liu Li was still there, but he couldn't help scratching his heart like a cat's paw.

Curious enough.

How to break this game?
(End of this chapter)