Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 31 Here it comes!

"Money, I like it."

As soon as Liu Li said this, she saw that the fat mother's small eyes were shining with pride, and her fat body was about to stand up again.

"but……"

Liu Li stepped on the stool, leaned forward with her upper body, and stared at the fat mother with a sense of oppression: "...I'm afraid of dirty hands and retribution."

"So, save your money to buy a coffin."

"you……"

The fat mother was startled and angry, while pointing at Liu Li, she looked worriedly at the ruffian who was surrounded by Yun'er, Xiao Jiu and the others talking not far away.

"Snapped!"

Liu Li was not used to her stinking problem, so she slapped Fat Mom's pig's trotters away, pointed at her nose and said:

"I'm going to put the words here today,
You can't do this dark marriage.

If you don't believe me, just try it. "

"If you want to be sensible, get the hell out of here, lest your son die first, then lose his wife, and if you're not careful, you might even lose your mother!"

Liu Li never thought that she would speak so viciously.

Isn't this the venom that the vicious female supporting role in the novel would spit out?
What's wrong with being inexplicably cool?

I hate this kind of disgusting thing that treats women as goods, discusses the price while alive, and sells their bones after death.

The money offensive that is always beneficial is not easy to use,
The secret hidden in the heart is revealed with one word,
The hope that my son will be served underground is dashed,

That smell made Fat Ma's face and expression full of decay, as if the leaves that fell in autumn were not completely dried, but damp and rotten.

Suddenly, as if she had grasped the last straw, she shouted: "Do you know who I asked to handle it? That's a real expert. If you dare to ruin his old man's business, he will not let it go." your."

"You have to think clearly!!!"

Liu Li sneered, "You continue to talk, I'll frown" is not a heroine's posture.

"Don't you believe it? Let me tell you, what I'm looking for is..."

Fat Mom was just about to use the name of the ghost matchmaker Yan Biegu to suppress people, when her cell phone rang in due time.

A song "Above the Moon" by Legend of Phoenix was so loud and loud that it made people feel pain in their lower abdomen, as if relatives were coming to visit.

The fat mother was startled by the ringtone of her mobile phone, stumbled a bit, and was about to continue,

Liu Li glanced at it, and the word "Master" was clearly marked on it, and pointed to her mobile phone with a sneer: "You'd better answer it first, and then decide what to say after listening to it?"

Fat Mom's heart skipped a beat, and an ominous premonition surged up.

She picked up the phone with trembling hands.

hey-hey……

Liu Li rested her elbows on her knees and rested her chin, looking at Fat Mom's face with interest.

then,

As expected,
Fat Mom is like changing faces in Sichuan opera, and the changes in facial expressions are so wonderful.

First it was red, then pale, then livid, and finally black...

"No, master, big..."

The fat mother's eyes were dull and lifeless, like clay-bodied wood sculptures in a temple, and there was a busy tone from the phone that the other party had hung up.

Liu Li had a smile on his face, and said, "Your support is gone, can you roll round and round?
I see you are very annoying. "

The fat mother continued to look at Liu Li blankly, and for the first time there was horror and awe in her small eyes.

The master, the master in her heart, actually shunned the woman in front of her.

Who is this Demon Capital Liuli?
"Ghost marriage?"

"You want Xiaomei to marry your son in the dark?"

Between Liu Li and Fat Mom, ruffian Ma suddenly poked her head over and stared straight at Fat Mom.

The fat mother swallowed, and, just in case, she tentatively asked: "Big sister, let's discuss it..."

"no!"

The ruffian mother screamed loudly, making the fat mother tremble with fright.

It was the first time that the ruffian mother who had always looked numb had such an intense reaction.

After a burst of eruption, as if her last energy was exhausted, the ruffian mother swayed and was about to fall down.

Liu Li supported her, and waved at Fat Mom like she was chasing flies: "You can get lost, don't wait for me to invite you."

The fat mother's face was ashen, and she moved outside.

"and many more!"

Liu Li saw that ruffian's mother was hit hard again. The last string that was stretched after the old woman lost her daughter looked like it was about to break. She frowned and said, "What I'm talking about--get lost- —Can’t you understand human speech?”

"Get out!"

Liu Li stepped on the stool, stared and scolded, unexpectedly becoming dignified.

This scene fell into the eyes of the four little secretaries, and they stared at each other:

"The boss is so handsome!"

"Beautiful and sassy!"

The same scene, in Fat Mama's eyes, has another look, as if entering a temple with a ghost in her heart, stepping into the Daxiong Palace, looking up and seeing the four heavenly kings, staring angrily.

"what!"

"Get out, get out, I'll get out!"

The fat mother rushed two steps towards the door, and when she was about to go out, she staggered and fell down, covering her head with her hands, and she really "rolled", like a big meat ball rolled out of the glass funeral shop in the magic city.

In the shop,

Liu Li and the fourth little secretary were dumbfounded.
The corners of the ruffian's mouth twitched a few times.

"... quite obedient."

Liu Li waved her hands embarrassingly, and said, "Xiao Jiu, baby, you two follow."

"In case she makes any troubles again."

"By the way, if there are such things as talismans with names written in blood, take them back."

"Finally, by the way, report to the police, contact the reporter, and say that someone is engaged in a ghost marriage, is there anyone who can take care of it?"

Liu Li's mouth turned into a Maxim machine gun, beeping and beeping.

When Xiao Jiu and Wa Wa walked out of the small building, their minds were buzzing.

"Old...boss."

The ruffian mother held Liu Li's hand with both hands, feeling both apprehensive and grateful: "I, I am confused, thanks to you, otherwise my poor little beauty..."

"Woooooooo..."

Liu Li hurriedly comforted her, and struck while the iron was hot: "Auntie, what do you think, Xiaomei will sign a contract with me and put down a deposit. What does it prove?"

The ruffian looked up blankly.

"It's trust!"

"She didn't know that there was going to be an accident, did she? Isn't it just trust?"

Liu Li looked sincere, and added in her heart:

...I should have known.

"exactly."

The ruffian mother was instantly limped, "Auntie is confused, I leave it to you, I leave it all to you."

"I don't worry about leaving it to your aunt. My poor little Mei almost..."

The ruffian mother is still afraid.

Now don't say it's the fat mother's bluffing and deceiving, even a group of burly men with guns and live ammunition, don't let the ruffian mom drag the ruffian beauty away from the Liuli funeral shop in the magic city.

She was frightened.

"Come on, sign the contract!"

With a wave of Liu Li's hand, Yun'er, who had been prepared for a long time, came up with the contract.

Next second,
Ding!
The notification sound of the system completing the task sounded without any delay.

...Finally...

Liu Li was so comfortable that she almost cried out. In the sub-zero humidity of Shanghai, she soaked her whole body in the hot spring, from her hair to her toes.

draw!draw!draw!

my extraction,

It's here!

(End of this chapter)