Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 46: Souvenirs: Village Flower Picking Cards

"Wait a moment……"

Before Liu Li could say anything to dissuade her, there was a busy voice of hanging up in her ears.

Yun'er took off her gold-rimmed glasses, rubbed her eyes, and asked, "Boss, does he never think about living?"

Liu Li nodded, and then looked down at the banned live broadcast on the tablet. She was disappointed before, but now she is grateful.

At least, she didn't have to see that scene with her own eyes...

"if……"

When Liu Li opened her mouth, she was taken aback by her own dry voice, "...I mean, if, Yun'er, please contact me again, we will take over his funeral for free."

"Let them be buried together as husband and wife."

Yuner nodded in response.

Liu Li looked at her live broadcast, and the screen was full of blinding barrages:

【Wow, Shay called Liuli. 】

[Why, why not open the outside? / Heartbroken. 】

[Sister Liuli is very righteous, one is free, two are free, will it go bankrupt, let's go rewarding. 】

[Small effort, reward and go. 】

[I've been to the Magic City Liuli Funeral Store. Let me know about its own property in a single-family building in the city center. 】

[Tip and go... Fuck, I just saw it, I don't deserve it! 】

[Hey, it's so strange, the live broadcast room and account of Zaichang have been blocked, why is Sister Liuli all right? 】

[Finally someone noticed, I was also very surprised, I thought I was going to tie Q, but it was fine. 】

[This backstage... hiss, it's so terrifying...]

【…】

Liu Li realized it only after seeing the barrage. It was actually very strange that her live broadcast was not blocked.

Even if she is a second-hand live broadcast, not a first-hand murder scene,
But from the perspective of the platform, it is better to not let go of killing mistakes than to have the server removed by the official.

Now, he was let go?

Liu Li stroked her chin thoughtfully and pondered for a while.

...Could it be?

Liu Li had a feeling that it was like a blind student had discovered Huadian.

... Could this be a hidden setting of the system?
...Won't be blocked, blocked, or interrupted anyway?
...Will that be affected by signals or something?
Liu Li thought regretfully: "Unfortunately, this is a funeral system. Apart from the funeral live broadcast, other content cannot be broadcast live, otherwise..."

Her thinking has diverged to the point where she can't get it back at all, and will be 404'd.

If you can broadcast any content at will without being blocked, what kind of funeral is there, recruit dozens of young ladies, let go of the waves, and get financial freedom immediately, and build a small building?

Unfortunately, that is impossible.

Liu Li wiped her saliva and ended her fantasies. After all, the live broadcast was still going on. If a generation of funeral goddesses were photographed drooling in the live broadcast, the style would really be lost.

In the short time she spent imagining, things were fermenting rapidly. In just a few minutes,

The news with the title [Second Killing of Anchor on the Internet after "African Fatty" was killed in a live broadcast in Nepal] went straight to the top of the hot search list.
Countless netizens came after hearing the news.

Unfortunately, the live broadcast room of the smashing field was blocked again, and the swarming netizens could only enter the live broadcast room of one of the protagonists, Liu Li.

Follow, barrage, comment...

It was climbing at a geometric speed, Liu Li was dazzled and couldn't see it at all.

I only know that the last barrage became the king of the barrage, and the repeaters frantically swiped the screen:
[I have a building in the devil, find out! 】

In Liu Li's heart, it was as if ten thousand muddy horses were galloping past.

... Who leaked the fact that I am a rich woman?

...Also, I, a rich woman, seem to have no pennies...

Liu Li thought of the money he had received in the past two days. In order to ensure that the first live broadcast of the funeral would be completed as soon as possible, he gave Ruffian Mei a sum of money to complete the funeral for free.

After three free strokes, Liu Li's wallet didn't even drip blood.

Others can use "my wallet is bleeding" to make fun of themselves, but she is not qualified to say this, she is drained.

then……

The [-] grass-mud horses that galloped past just turned around and came back to run again, making Liu Li's face turn ashen.

"boss?"

"Miss Liuli?"

Yun'er beside her, and Ling Nai who was slapping her fiercely with the palm mirror, the two of them found that Liu Li's face was not right, and asked worriedly.

Liu Li wanted to cry, but looked at Yun'er's face, and almost told her to pretend that there was no such thing as asking her to contact her, but she forcibly held back.

After all, Liu Li really sympathized with Xie Yi and the others.

The pressure of the economic crisis made Liu Li suddenly lose the thoughts of mourning the spring and autumn, lamenting and crying for others, and turned into a money-changing girl again, and used her brains for it.

"To make money, you must find a way to make money."

"Fat sheep, I'm in the funeral business, of course I have to slaughter the fat sheep, and I'll eat it for three years!"

"I must kill the fattest one to subsidize the loss."

Liu Li's mind was spinning crazily, and she almost had a cramp.

During the college entrance examination that year, if she had this vigor and speed in the examination room, Tsinghua University and Peking University would not dare to say that the 985 goalkeeper would still be able to handle it.

"Have it!"

Liu Li suddenly thought of an idea, cleared her throat, walked a little closer, let the camera take a clearer picture of her flawless face with no visible pores, and said:

"I don't know if there is anyone in the studio who knows someone from the Zaichang family in real life.

I think there should be. "

What came to Liu Li's mind was that he had seen some bullet screens in the video of Brother Zaichang, such as "the village flower is picking up the little Nezha", it was not the rich second generation he knew in reality, he could neither know nor do it. Willfully ridicule.

Brother Zaichang was so arrogant at the time, and I didn't see him turn back.

Liu Li pointed to her nose, and continued: "Please tell the father or mother who smashed the field, just say——

He is afraid that he has gotten into trouble with someone or something that he shouldn't have messed with recently. It's a bad year, and disasters and bloody disasters will happen every now and then.

Now that everyone is gone, it is best to entrust his funeral to our Liuli Funeral Shop in Magic City.

At least, seek an underground peace. "

"Funeral, we are professionals!"

Liu Li was full of confidence and said sincerely.

Even if she is arrested for a lie test, she can repeat what she just said without changing her face.

...Didn't he provoke someone or something that shouldn't be provoked?
... That's right, I am the person, Liu Li, the capital of magic!

... That's right, the matter is the system, the system master is staring at you, can you not be unlucky?
Liu Li didn't even bat an eyelid, and was ready to dig out the residual value of Brother Zaichang, a scourge, and get him a fancy set at that time, and charge a million and 80. Isn't it good?

Liu Li thought so happily.

As a registered customer, Brother Zaichang was supposed to fall into her hands properly.

What evil could she have?
I just want to scrape a layer of oil on it, and make a foreshadowing in advance.

Liu Li had never thought about it so thoughtfully and meticulously in order to slaughter the fat sheep. She had even rehearsed what would happen later in her mind:

"Since his family members are rich and powerful in Shanghai, and they know some Taoist people, such as the 'Dragon Lord', they will definitely mutter about this set of crimes."

"Once I mutter, I will ask, should the other party block or not?
If you block, it is the way of the great god of the system!After all, the old man is responsible for the express delivery.

If you don't stop it, hey, it's not just asking a price casually.

Perfect!Plan to pass! "

Liu Li licked her lips, wondering if it was a psychological effect, it felt as sweet as if she had applied honey.

“Tuk Tuk Tuk~”

There was a knock on the lounge door.

"Hello? Is this Miss Liu Li?"

Liu Li turned her head in surprise, and saw a courier boy wearing SF Express uniform standing there holding a small box.

Beside him was the director of the cremation workshop, nodding and bowing, with a flattering expression on his face.

Liu Li ignored "Big Zeng Zhiwei" and asked Shunfeng brother strangely: "I am, are you looking for me?"

Brother SF Express said embarrassedly: "It's like this, I'm the courier in charge of the area in your store.

Here is one piece of your courier, Miss Liu.

I came to attend a funeral temporarily, so I took it up the mountain together, I was thinking of going down the mountain to give it to you, but something happened and it was delayed..."

He scratched his head and became more and more embarrassed: "I saw Miss Liu's video when I was watching the video. I knew you were here, so I brought it here for you to sign for."

"I'm so sorry."

The courier brother handed the small box to the doll who ran over and apologized repeatedly.

The results are good, but SF Express has strict management, and he is afraid of complaints.

"Thank you, it's okay, it's none of your business."

Liu Li said a few words of comfort, and grabbed the small box from the baby's hand.

She's not talking nonsense, it really has nothing to do with the courier brother.

It's about the system!

In this small box, [-]% is - a souvenir! ! !

System YYDS!

No matter where you are, the souvenirs will be delivered to you as soon as possible.

But having said that, the funeral anchor system, the funeral parlor is the sphere of influence of others, and it is not the same as going home.

Regardless of the live broadcast, Liu Li opened the courier in threes and fives.

Inside was a fine black, elegant credit card.

Of course, this is what Yun'er, Reina and the others saw in the live broadcast.

In Liu Li's eyes, it showed its true appearance, but just by taking a look at it, Liu Li's face instantly became weird.

This souvenir is not serious!
"Souvenir: Village flower pick card (yes, you are the hope of the whole village, that village flower)!"

"A prop card extracted from the unbearable past of ID Smashing Brother."

"Special Effect 1: 1800 million dowry, you deserve it!

(When using it on other people, as long as the other party is female, and they are in the stage of marriage discussion, they will definitely trigger the 1800 million dowry request, and they will never compromise. The other party must be very excited and then refuse with tears.)”

"Special Effect 2: 1800 million dowry, I deserve it!

(When using it on yourself, as long as you are in the stage of discussing marriage, you will definitely trigger the 1800 million dowry request, and you will never compromise, and the other party has a certain chance to agree.)”

Liu Li's eyes gradually lost their luster.

System you come out!
You call this a souvenir?
How to use this thing? ? ?
(End of this chapter)