Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai
Chapter 48 "When was there an extra 1rd floor?"
Chapter 48 "When was there an extra third floor?"
Liu Li's first funeral live broadcast is over.
A little bit suddenly.
The number of fans in the live broadcast room was still increasing, and the number of fans continued to increase, but the live broadcast was interrupted.
They were still reminiscing about Liu Li's epilogue to the live broadcast of the funeral,
When slowly savoring a hint of warning meaning,
It was too late to post a barrage for verification, and the live broadcast went dark.
While picking up the bones, Liu Li let out a long breath, relaxed from his shoulders to his toes,
Then I feel uncomfortable wearing high heels,
I want to go back to the small building, take a bath, and spend the whole day.
Inexplicably empty.
Liu Li sighed with emotion, and when she looked up, she saw Linna holding her heart in both hands, and said with admiration:
Sister Liuli, you are so annoying.
Liu Li rubbed the goosebumps that came out involuntarily on her arms, she didn't know if it was harmful or not, it was a bit greasy.
Hey, this JK, did you use the wrong magic damage?
Doesn't it seem a bit wasteful not to direct this power at the little brother?
Huyou came back to work as a cow and a horse to work hard, isn't he good?
Seeing that he started to rest like the donkey of the production team, you can do the same thing when you go up, it must be like a perpetual motion machine.
Liu Li complained in her stomach for a while, but it didn't prevent her from listening to Lingnai's praise of starlets:
What you said just now is very elegant and imposing.
People are mortal!
Wow.
style!
but……
Rena was a little ashamed, and asked embarrassingly:
Sister Liuli, what does that mean?
Liu Li smiled, put his hands behind his back, walked out briskly, and said as he walked:
I do not know either.
do not know?
Well, I don't know.When I thought about it, I said it. As for what it means and how to understand it, it depends on the individual.
Ask, just don't know.
While talking, Liu Li and Ling Nai followed the large army, boarded the hearse, and drove back to the Liuli funeral shop in the magic city.
on the hearse,
The ruffian mother thanked Liu Li and the others one by one, and then sat on the seat calmly holding the urn of ruffian beauty, without any panic, bewilderment, or bewilderment before.
It seemed that as long as she hugged her daughter—even if it was just ashes, she would have support and strength.
Liu Li only had one thought in his eyes: Why is it swollen? I don't dare to give birth, how can I break it?
Whether it is alive or not is another matter, but it still needs to be sprinkled.
Liu Li looked out of the open car window, throwing out handfuls of paper money at intervals, basically when crossing bridges, turning corners and other places.
At this time, Xiao Jiu would use a singing-like tone, shouting words such as "crossed the river" and "turned the corner".
Like a guide.
Let the ruffian Mei, who has no physical support, follow closely and follow her mother home.
Well, if there is such a way of being.
Yun'er put the rosary on her hands again, meditating something, it must be the rules of their Korean embalmers.
... This rosary, and that cross, hang on a person's body, are they sure they won't fight?
Liu Li rubbed her chin and pondered, very curious.
It's a pity that this kind of question is not easy to ask even the boss.
Linnai is the busiest. She has to take pictures of what everyone is doing, and then edit it later, and use a video as an advertisement.
Plan pass!
As for the doll, she is really like a Lucia doll now, she is in charge of holding the portrait in her arms, and she will respond to Xiaojiu's call.
It looks rather silly.
The premise is that if the suffering masters such as the director are not around, how can they not see "cute".
The hearse drove all the way out of the mountain where the funeral parlor was located, then out of the small road, and turned onto the clear road.
This time, the speed slowed down instead.
Understand the afternoon rush hour in Shanghai.
After all, it wasn't the morning and evening rush hours, and the speed was acceptable. Liu Li and the others, who had long been used to it, didn't care, they just chatted with a little attention to their wording.
The baby said depressedly: Didn't some people say that the way down the mountain was blocked?A lot of people are here looking for trouble... why not?
Liu Li rolled her eyes: Do you really want to have it?You can hit a few.
The doll actually counted on her fingers seriously.
Seeing that she was running out of fingers for counting, Yun'er put away the rosary and explained: The people who smashed the field are gone, and the men are scattered.
The fans said before that they were either security guards or construction site foremen.
Now that they are dead, it would be good if they don't get angry, how could they still come to trouble us.
Besides...
Yun'er glanced at Liu Li, then pursed her lips and smiled, preventing her ruffian mother from saying what she had to say.
But the mouth shape is done.
The word "fat sheep" is clearly visible.
Liu Li was not ashamed but proud, and said with a smile: "When you get a call from there, don't answer it, let's hang it up first."
Hitting the pole is not a business.
do you understand?
The four little secretaries nodded in unison. Not only did they understand, but they also made up in their hearts what Liu Li hadn't said clearly, so that they could slaughter fat sheep, ask for prices all over the place, and use up their studies.
After grinding for more than an hour and nearly two hours,
The hearse finally stopped outside the small building in Shanghai.
It was still ruffian mother who walked in front holding the urn, followed by Liu Li and the others.
The portraits and urns are temporarily parked on the specially prepared altar table, and the mother puts them upright, and when she sits down to rest, she still keeps her eyes on them.
Like a novice mother who has just carried a newborn out of the hospital, she can't wait to test the baby's breath every few minutes, always afraid that he will suddenly stop breathing.
"I went to cook."
Xiao Jiu rolled up her sleeves and was about to sneak into the kitchen, but Liu Li grabbed her.
"Old~ Boss."
"I'll still come."
Liu Li glanced at the urn on the altar table, and decided to do it herself. For the sake of ruffian's mother's love for her daughter, ruffian Mei can enjoy a LV10 fried rice with soy sauce.
"Great, I just want to eat Sister Liuli's fried rice."
Rena voiced her support loudly.
Liu Li entered the kitchen, three times, five divisions, two, a living person would eat LV5, and a dead person would enjoy LV10 fried rice with soy sauce out of the pan.
She first served a bowl in front of the urn and portrait, then lit a stick of incense, held it high above the top, and finally stuck it on the fried rice.
"hiss!"
Liu Li blinked her eyes. She didn't know if it was an illusion. She seemed to see that a small portion of the incense seemed to burn violently at that moment, and the smoke changed from curling to straight.
just like,
Someone took a deep breath,
Straight as,
Every time Liu Li closed her eyes and smelled the aroma when Xiao Jiu and the others brought out their special delicacies.
Take a closer look, and everything is as usual.
The corner of Liu Li's mouth twitched and his shoulders shrugged, as if his eyes were dazzled.
After all, she is now a mature funeral anchor who has hosted a live funeral.
Returning to the dining table, seeing that ruffian mother had finished her meal, Liu Li said concernedly: "Auntie, do you want to rest for one more day? Don't rush back, as you can see, our guest room is not nervous."
In the hearse just now, ruffian mother has already expressed the meaning of going back immediately.
Even bought the high-speed rail ticket.
She was in a hurry to take her daughter home.
Liu Li just didn't give up and tried to persuade her again, but she didn't think ruffian mother would agree.
as predicted,
The ruffian mother smiled and shook her head: "No need, actually I know, I understand that what Xiaomei does outside is not a good thing."
"She is not a good person, a good girl, it's all my fault, I didn't teach her well."
"But she is a good daughter. I am an unqualified mother, and now I just want to take her home."
"In the days to come, cook every day, she has a bowl, and I have a bowl;
Burn incense and chat with her.
The days passed. "
It's obviously very desolate and could bring tears to your eyes, but when ruffian mother said it, her expression was calm, and she even faintly brought out a little longing.
"Okay, then Auntie, be careful along the way."
"If you have any funeral matters later, you are welcome, just call us."
"Our colored glass funeral shop in Magic City has after-sales service."
Liu Li opened her eyes and spoke nonsense.
The fourth little secretary held back her smile.
There is a fart after-sales service in the Liuli Funeral Store in Magic City?
It is true that the deposit is non-refundable.
After dinner, let's have tea.
The ruffian mother held the urn, put the portrait in the suitcase, and took a car to the high-speed rail station.
Liu Li took the four little secretaries to the door.
I kept watching until the online car-hailing car drove out of sight.
Whoo~!
Five people, you look at me, I look at you, and they all let out a sigh of relief.
The client's family members left.
It's the end of the matter.
at this time!
Ding!
There was a system prompt, louder than usual, as if someone was holding a bell and knocking against Liu Li's ear non-stop.
Ding ding ding... ding ding...
One after another.
Liu Li subconsciously covered her ears, but it didn't help.
"coming!"
"Is it...an annex?"
This was the first thing that popped into Liu Li's mind.
On the way to the funeral,
The little secretaries reported that because of Brother Zhachang, the scene where the upstream and downstream were in a dilemma is still in front of us.
Liu Li desperately wanted to get rid of this situation,
Well, the main reason is to have an exclusive funeral home, cemetery, spiritual bone tower...
Just thinking about it makes a lot of sense.
I not only have a building in Shanghai, but also a lot of properties, tsk.
The key is to deliver.
System YYDS.
Liu Li completely forgot, and not long after, she was still saying that the system was not a good person.
She couldn't wait to open the system panel at the door, and looked at the latest prompt:
"It was detected that the host completed the first live broadcast of the funeral."
"Ding!"
"The exclusive supporting facilities for funeral anchors have been generated, please put them into use as soon as possible!"
With a flash in front of Liu Li's eyes, pictures that seemed to be located on Tencent's map flashed in her mind.
Obviously it was just a flash,
But as clear as a brand.
Liu Li could easily find them.
Exclusive funeral home;
exclusive cemetery;
Exclusive Spirit Bone Pagoda...
These ancillary facilities appear one by one, among which
The funeral home recently,
The Spirit Bone Pagoda is like the most luxurious independent palace,
The cemetery is the farthest from the magic city, but it occupies the widest area...
"Please put the host into use as soon as possible, make full use of it, and pay attention to maintenance."
Liu Li used a woman's sixth sense and the acuity trained by the system many times to notice the system's repeated twice of "put it into use as soon as possible".
...Is it possible?
... What hidden benefits are there for early use?
……you you you……
...the system, you come out...
...Why didn't you say it earlier!
...Why didn't you say it earlier! !
Liu Li was so heartbroken that she wished she could call ruffian mother back again, encourage her to enshrine ruffian beauty's urn to her spiritual bone pagoda.
Now, it's too late.
I can only wait for the next few people to come to eat meat.
Liu Li felt itchy and could only wait.
"Boss, everyone is far away, let's go in, it's still a bit cold outside."
"okay."
"Sister Liuli, I'm so tired today. Is it closed this afternoon?"
"Yes, no, no, open it, in case there is business coming, how stupid it is to have money and not make money."
"Wooooow, Boss, I really want to take a hot bath."
"Sister Liuli, is the third floor ready? When can we use it?"
Liu Li was still annoyed, and followed them back dully, answering each and every time. Seeing that one foot was about to enter the store, she reacted abruptly.
"Rena, what did you just say?"
Linnai was taken aback, and said blankly, "When can we use it?"
"last sentence."
"Third, is the third floor ready?"
This is it!
third floor?
Magic Town House,
upper and lower floors,
When will there be an extra third floor?
Liu Li looked at Ling Nai and the others again, taking everything for granted, and didn't feel that he said something wrong at all?
Lingna asked cautiously: "Sister Liuli, didn't you say that the third floor should be cleaned up and used as a bath and leisure center?"
Xiaojiu, Yun'er, and Wawa all nodded in unison to express what they said.
Is it...
Liu Li took one step back, two steps, three steps...
From the shadow of the small building, I retreated to the afternoon sun, put my hand on my forehead, looked up...
(End of this chapter)
Liu Li's first funeral live broadcast is over.
A little bit suddenly.
The number of fans in the live broadcast room was still increasing, and the number of fans continued to increase, but the live broadcast was interrupted.
They were still reminiscing about Liu Li's epilogue to the live broadcast of the funeral,
When slowly savoring a hint of warning meaning,
It was too late to post a barrage for verification, and the live broadcast went dark.
While picking up the bones, Liu Li let out a long breath, relaxed from his shoulders to his toes,
Then I feel uncomfortable wearing high heels,
I want to go back to the small building, take a bath, and spend the whole day.
Inexplicably empty.
Liu Li sighed with emotion, and when she looked up, she saw Linna holding her heart in both hands, and said with admiration:
Sister Liuli, you are so annoying.
Liu Li rubbed the goosebumps that came out involuntarily on her arms, she didn't know if it was harmful or not, it was a bit greasy.
Hey, this JK, did you use the wrong magic damage?
Doesn't it seem a bit wasteful not to direct this power at the little brother?
Huyou came back to work as a cow and a horse to work hard, isn't he good?
Seeing that he started to rest like the donkey of the production team, you can do the same thing when you go up, it must be like a perpetual motion machine.
Liu Li complained in her stomach for a while, but it didn't prevent her from listening to Lingnai's praise of starlets:
What you said just now is very elegant and imposing.
People are mortal!
Wow.
style!
but……
Rena was a little ashamed, and asked embarrassingly:
Sister Liuli, what does that mean?
Liu Li smiled, put his hands behind his back, walked out briskly, and said as he walked:
I do not know either.
do not know?
Well, I don't know.When I thought about it, I said it. As for what it means and how to understand it, it depends on the individual.
Ask, just don't know.
While talking, Liu Li and Ling Nai followed the large army, boarded the hearse, and drove back to the Liuli funeral shop in the magic city.
on the hearse,
The ruffian mother thanked Liu Li and the others one by one, and then sat on the seat calmly holding the urn of ruffian beauty, without any panic, bewilderment, or bewilderment before.
It seemed that as long as she hugged her daughter—even if it was just ashes, she would have support and strength.
Liu Li only had one thought in his eyes: Why is it swollen? I don't dare to give birth, how can I break it?
Whether it is alive or not is another matter, but it still needs to be sprinkled.
Liu Li looked out of the open car window, throwing out handfuls of paper money at intervals, basically when crossing bridges, turning corners and other places.
At this time, Xiao Jiu would use a singing-like tone, shouting words such as "crossed the river" and "turned the corner".
Like a guide.
Let the ruffian Mei, who has no physical support, follow closely and follow her mother home.
Well, if there is such a way of being.
Yun'er put the rosary on her hands again, meditating something, it must be the rules of their Korean embalmers.
... This rosary, and that cross, hang on a person's body, are they sure they won't fight?
Liu Li rubbed her chin and pondered, very curious.
It's a pity that this kind of question is not easy to ask even the boss.
Linnai is the busiest. She has to take pictures of what everyone is doing, and then edit it later, and use a video as an advertisement.
Plan pass!
As for the doll, she is really like a Lucia doll now, she is in charge of holding the portrait in her arms, and she will respond to Xiaojiu's call.
It looks rather silly.
The premise is that if the suffering masters such as the director are not around, how can they not see "cute".
The hearse drove all the way out of the mountain where the funeral parlor was located, then out of the small road, and turned onto the clear road.
This time, the speed slowed down instead.
Understand the afternoon rush hour in Shanghai.
After all, it wasn't the morning and evening rush hours, and the speed was acceptable. Liu Li and the others, who had long been used to it, didn't care, they just chatted with a little attention to their wording.
The baby said depressedly: Didn't some people say that the way down the mountain was blocked?A lot of people are here looking for trouble... why not?
Liu Li rolled her eyes: Do you really want to have it?You can hit a few.
The doll actually counted on her fingers seriously.
Seeing that she was running out of fingers for counting, Yun'er put away the rosary and explained: The people who smashed the field are gone, and the men are scattered.
The fans said before that they were either security guards or construction site foremen.
Now that they are dead, it would be good if they don't get angry, how could they still come to trouble us.
Besides...
Yun'er glanced at Liu Li, then pursed her lips and smiled, preventing her ruffian mother from saying what she had to say.
But the mouth shape is done.
The word "fat sheep" is clearly visible.
Liu Li was not ashamed but proud, and said with a smile: "When you get a call from there, don't answer it, let's hang it up first."
Hitting the pole is not a business.
do you understand?
The four little secretaries nodded in unison. Not only did they understand, but they also made up in their hearts what Liu Li hadn't said clearly, so that they could slaughter fat sheep, ask for prices all over the place, and use up their studies.
After grinding for more than an hour and nearly two hours,
The hearse finally stopped outside the small building in Shanghai.
It was still ruffian mother who walked in front holding the urn, followed by Liu Li and the others.
The portraits and urns are temporarily parked on the specially prepared altar table, and the mother puts them upright, and when she sits down to rest, she still keeps her eyes on them.
Like a novice mother who has just carried a newborn out of the hospital, she can't wait to test the baby's breath every few minutes, always afraid that he will suddenly stop breathing.
"I went to cook."
Xiao Jiu rolled up her sleeves and was about to sneak into the kitchen, but Liu Li grabbed her.
"Old~ Boss."
"I'll still come."
Liu Li glanced at the urn on the altar table, and decided to do it herself. For the sake of ruffian's mother's love for her daughter, ruffian Mei can enjoy a LV10 fried rice with soy sauce.
"Great, I just want to eat Sister Liuli's fried rice."
Rena voiced her support loudly.
Liu Li entered the kitchen, three times, five divisions, two, a living person would eat LV5, and a dead person would enjoy LV10 fried rice with soy sauce out of the pan.
She first served a bowl in front of the urn and portrait, then lit a stick of incense, held it high above the top, and finally stuck it on the fried rice.
"hiss!"
Liu Li blinked her eyes. She didn't know if it was an illusion. She seemed to see that a small portion of the incense seemed to burn violently at that moment, and the smoke changed from curling to straight.
just like,
Someone took a deep breath,
Straight as,
Every time Liu Li closed her eyes and smelled the aroma when Xiao Jiu and the others brought out their special delicacies.
Take a closer look, and everything is as usual.
The corner of Liu Li's mouth twitched and his shoulders shrugged, as if his eyes were dazzled.
After all, she is now a mature funeral anchor who has hosted a live funeral.
Returning to the dining table, seeing that ruffian mother had finished her meal, Liu Li said concernedly: "Auntie, do you want to rest for one more day? Don't rush back, as you can see, our guest room is not nervous."
In the hearse just now, ruffian mother has already expressed the meaning of going back immediately.
Even bought the high-speed rail ticket.
She was in a hurry to take her daughter home.
Liu Li just didn't give up and tried to persuade her again, but she didn't think ruffian mother would agree.
as predicted,
The ruffian mother smiled and shook her head: "No need, actually I know, I understand that what Xiaomei does outside is not a good thing."
"She is not a good person, a good girl, it's all my fault, I didn't teach her well."
"But she is a good daughter. I am an unqualified mother, and now I just want to take her home."
"In the days to come, cook every day, she has a bowl, and I have a bowl;
Burn incense and chat with her.
The days passed. "
It's obviously very desolate and could bring tears to your eyes, but when ruffian mother said it, her expression was calm, and she even faintly brought out a little longing.
"Okay, then Auntie, be careful along the way."
"If you have any funeral matters later, you are welcome, just call us."
"Our colored glass funeral shop in Magic City has after-sales service."
Liu Li opened her eyes and spoke nonsense.
The fourth little secretary held back her smile.
There is a fart after-sales service in the Liuli Funeral Store in Magic City?
It is true that the deposit is non-refundable.
After dinner, let's have tea.
The ruffian mother held the urn, put the portrait in the suitcase, and took a car to the high-speed rail station.
Liu Li took the four little secretaries to the door.
I kept watching until the online car-hailing car drove out of sight.
Whoo~!
Five people, you look at me, I look at you, and they all let out a sigh of relief.
The client's family members left.
It's the end of the matter.
at this time!
Ding!
There was a system prompt, louder than usual, as if someone was holding a bell and knocking against Liu Li's ear non-stop.
Ding ding ding... ding ding...
One after another.
Liu Li subconsciously covered her ears, but it didn't help.
"coming!"
"Is it...an annex?"
This was the first thing that popped into Liu Li's mind.
On the way to the funeral,
The little secretaries reported that because of Brother Zhachang, the scene where the upstream and downstream were in a dilemma is still in front of us.
Liu Li desperately wanted to get rid of this situation,
Well, the main reason is to have an exclusive funeral home, cemetery, spiritual bone tower...
Just thinking about it makes a lot of sense.
I not only have a building in Shanghai, but also a lot of properties, tsk.
The key is to deliver.
System YYDS.
Liu Li completely forgot, and not long after, she was still saying that the system was not a good person.
She couldn't wait to open the system panel at the door, and looked at the latest prompt:
"It was detected that the host completed the first live broadcast of the funeral."
"Ding!"
"The exclusive supporting facilities for funeral anchors have been generated, please put them into use as soon as possible!"
With a flash in front of Liu Li's eyes, pictures that seemed to be located on Tencent's map flashed in her mind.
Obviously it was just a flash,
But as clear as a brand.
Liu Li could easily find them.
Exclusive funeral home;
exclusive cemetery;
Exclusive Spirit Bone Pagoda...
These ancillary facilities appear one by one, among which
The funeral home recently,
The Spirit Bone Pagoda is like the most luxurious independent palace,
The cemetery is the farthest from the magic city, but it occupies the widest area...
"Please put the host into use as soon as possible, make full use of it, and pay attention to maintenance."
Liu Li used a woman's sixth sense and the acuity trained by the system many times to notice the system's repeated twice of "put it into use as soon as possible".
...Is it possible?
... What hidden benefits are there for early use?
……you you you……
...the system, you come out...
...Why didn't you say it earlier!
...Why didn't you say it earlier! !
Liu Li was so heartbroken that she wished she could call ruffian mother back again, encourage her to enshrine ruffian beauty's urn to her spiritual bone pagoda.
Now, it's too late.
I can only wait for the next few people to come to eat meat.
Liu Li felt itchy and could only wait.
"Boss, everyone is far away, let's go in, it's still a bit cold outside."
"okay."
"Sister Liuli, I'm so tired today. Is it closed this afternoon?"
"Yes, no, no, open it, in case there is business coming, how stupid it is to have money and not make money."
"Wooooow, Boss, I really want to take a hot bath."
"Sister Liuli, is the third floor ready? When can we use it?"
Liu Li was still annoyed, and followed them back dully, answering each and every time. Seeing that one foot was about to enter the store, she reacted abruptly.
"Rena, what did you just say?"
Linnai was taken aback, and said blankly, "When can we use it?"
"last sentence."
"Third, is the third floor ready?"
This is it!
third floor?
Magic Town House,
upper and lower floors,
When will there be an extra third floor?
Liu Li looked at Ling Nai and the others again, taking everything for granted, and didn't feel that he said something wrong at all?
Lingna asked cautiously: "Sister Liuli, didn't you say that the third floor should be cleaned up and used as a bath and leisure center?"
Xiaojiu, Yun'er, and Wawa all nodded in unison to express what they said.
Is it...
Liu Li took one step back, two steps, three steps...
From the shadow of the small building, I retreated to the afternoon sun, put my hand on my forehead, looked up...
(End of this chapter)
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