Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 5 Target Customers: Medical Beauty Anchor

"Ding!"

"Pay attention, don't get lost, customers are on the way, so stay tuned."

Liu Li couldn't find the souvenir, and the words on the panel were still flashing:

"The host has not officially accepted the customer, and the reward has not yet been opened."

Liu Li rubbed her hands, looking forward to it.

"There are no people in West Lake City, how will the system get them to the magic capital for funerals? Curious!"

"There are still rewards after the official order is received, the system is reliable."

Liu Li checked it again and again, and after confirming that there was nothing missing, he turned off the panel.

“Tuk Tuk Tuk~”

There was a knock on the door.

"Enter."

Liu Li responded, and through the open door first came a golden step shaker, and then a little secretary in Hanfu, said timidly: "Old~ Boss."

Liu Li beckoned to her: "Xiao Jiu comes in.

Speak louder, I won't eat you, I don't have that function.

Also, the boss is the boss, don’t be old~ Boss, I’m not that old yet. "

Xiao Jiu clasped her hands together, said "oh", and came in obediently with her head down.

She is one of the four little secretaries in the one-stop shop of Liuli funeral in the magic city, Hanfu Xiaojiu.

Dressed in Hanfu, Xiaojiu has a round and cute face, like a 169-year-old version of Xue Baochai with a height of 9 who came out of a dream of Red Mansions.

"Are you cooking today? What's for lunch?"

Liu Li asked enthusiastically.

Xiao Jiu nodded obediently, then shook her head with a rattle: "Yes, no, no, no, there is a courier, a big courier."

"Boss, did you buy anything?"

Liu Li was stunned for a moment: "Express delivery?"

Xiaojiu Xiaoji nodded like pecking at rice: "Yes, it's so big, it's just outside the door when it opens in the morning."

"souvenir!"

Liu Li came to her senses, kicked her feet into her high heels, jumped up, and dragged Xiao Jiu "deng thump thump" downstairs.

Does she know how the souvenirs are delivered?
It turned out to be a courier!
and many more.

Those two on the way, couldn't they also be couriers?

I can't look directly at the courier in the future.

Liu Li's thoughts diverged, and he rushed downstairs, and sure enough, he saw a large wooden crate express delivery, and the door was almost blocked.

"Take it apart, take it apart and have a look."

Liu Li commanded sharply, and the little secretaries were busy for a while, dripping with sweat. A mighty and domineering heavy locomotive gleamed in the sun and was pushed to the first floor of the small building.

"very handsome."

Linnai and Xiaojiu walked around the domineering and cool heavy-duty locomotive on the left and right, touching it from time to time, and almost climbed on it for a roll.

Liu Li rubbed her chin. The moment she saw the heavy locomotive, the translucent panel resurfaced:
"Souvenir: Goddess's locomotive!"

"Based on Ruffian Mei's dream car - the Dodge Tomahawk - and it's all handcrafted."

"Special effects: Heh, man (with a man in the back seat, there must be an accident).

Liu Li turned off the panel and waved his hand: "Don't touch it, the paint will be wiped off by you."

"Let's just leave it at that, really, it's not practical at all, why not discount it."

Liu Li turned around and went upstairs, stomping on her high heels, saying that, the corners of her mouth curled up to show that she was still in a beautiful mood.

It's not practical, but it's cool!

In the future, when you go out for a blind date or something, don't you want to make those domineering CEOs look handsome?
Wait, why did I think of a blind date?
I am the owner of a funeral shop now, which domineering president has such a big heart,

A blind date with a funeral?
How can I be a little depressed?
Liu Li turned grief and anger into appetite, and shouted downstairs: "Xiao Jiu, call me when lunch is ready, I'm hungry."

The sound of high-heeled shoes went upstairs, one Hanfu and the other JK, and the two little secretaries whispered.

Linnai's little leather shoes were on the ground, her hands were twisted together, and she said worriedly: "Sister Liuli must be nestling on the sofa and watching videos again."

Xiao Jiu nodded vigorously: "That's for sure."

Linnai was even more worried: "In this way we will have no business, what if the funeral shop closes down?
People don't want to look for part-time jobs anymore.

No, I'm going to cheer up Sister Liuli. "

JK clenched his fists to cheer himself up, and then Xiao Jiu rolled his eyes: "What are you thinking, and you don't even look at where we are?
In the center of the magic city, a small single-family building, let's find out. "

Linnai blinked her eyes and said in disbelief, "You mean... Sister Liuli is a rich woman?"

Xiao Jiu nodded so hard that Jin Bu Yao was crooked, and she was very sure: "Well, very rich, very wife."

……

The very rich woman is nestled on the sofa, a little distressed.

"Oh, I should let the funeral system discount it for me."

"What should I do if I have no money?"

"You can't sell the building, and the system can't do it either."

"If you don't have money, you can't pay the little secretary. After the little secretary leaves, I can't sit on the sofa every day and wait to die."

"Hurry up and come to the door."

"Scrub, brush, I'll brush."

Liu Li settled into the most comfortable position on the sofa, and started to watch the video again.

Look for the second, the third...

The infinite client that can cause the system to react.

Not to mention the 70 billion people on the earth, the more than one billion people in the motherland, that is, the 2000 million people in Shanghai, and 200 people who die normally or abnormally every day are not to mention.

Every day, 200 people line up at the door of the Liuli Funeral Shop in Magic City, ordering tenderly, and not counting other things, let each customer sell an urn with a minimum price of 7000 yuan.

That's millions every day!

Liu Li wiped her saliva silently, feeling that the funeral industry has great potential.

As for the one or two hundred people who have to go to the magic city Liuli to queue up for the funeral every day, this point was naturally ignored by Liu Li.

With lofty dreams in mind, Liu Li watched the videos all morning.

It can't be said that there is no harvest, there is still some harvest, but it is a little bit different from the billions in imagination...

……

"Sisters and sisters, I have good news and bad news for you."

"Which Nirvana do you want to hear first?"

"Okay, let's not keep it a secret."

What appeared in the video was a little girl with a ball head, sniffing her nose, and used up half a pack of tissues in just two sentences.

"The bad news is that in the next few days, I won't be able to go to other people's homes to sleep on the sofa, and everyone won't be able to see the handsome little milk dog."

"The good news is that I can sleep on a regular bed in the hospital. Well, the hospital bed is also a bed, so there's nothing wrong with it."

"When I'm discharged from the hospital, I'll see if I can go to the doctor's brother's house to sleep on the sofa, and then we'll start the broadcast."

The little girl with a ball head has a fever-reducing patch on her forehead, and a whole pack of tissues in her hand is not enough to blow her nose, and she is still posting videos professionally.

When Liu Li saw this video, the system was also dedicated to business.

A translucent panel appeared in front of Liu Li.

"Customer detection: ID——Chibi Maruko (Qiangyou sofa guest)."

"Customer index: 0.2% (Life is easy, death is hard)"

"Customer information: Severe cold, in danger of turning into encephalitis."

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

……

"Having a cold is life-threatening?"

"Should I say that this little ball is lucky or not?"

"But judging by the tone of the system, she shouldn't be able to do it."

"Well, it's fine."

Liu Li was very conscientious and didn't click "Follow".

Although she also wants to know, if you click on "Follow", will this 10% have the possibility to develop to 100%?

But this little ball didn't do anything bad?Liu Li didn't want to take people's lives in haste for salary.

"I thought it was because Qiongyou slept on other people's sofas everywhere, and there was some danger in encountering perverted monsters, so he entered the system's eyes."

"I didn't expect it to be because of a cold, tsk tsk, but I also sleep on the sofa when I have a cold, so it's fine."

While thinking wildly, Liu Li took out a specially prepared Filofax leather notebook, and wrote down Xiaowanzi's ID on it.

"Sleeping on the sofa all day and playing Qiongyou, there are definitely risks. Maybe one day I will become a customer."

"Write it down, write it down, and observe it later, um, remind me."

"This will be my prospect book from now on."

With a serious face, Liu Li copied down all the IDs that the system responded to before.

This kind of potential customers, she doesn't want to like, comment, and follow on other people's accounts, for fear that some misunderstandings will occur in the system.

Honestly memorize the one-stop version of the death note in the magic city Liuli funeral, no, it is in the potential customer registration book.

After Liu Li registered all the gains, he continued to scroll down.

Another hour passed.

It's almost time for dinner.

Liu Li was ready to give up,

Just about to turn off the video of the medical beauty anchor on the mobile phone,
A reminder of "ding" made her stiffen instantly.

This time, it's not a potential customer, but a serious target customer!
"Customer inspection: become beautiful and beautiful (medical beauty anchor)."

"Customer index: 89% (just a little bit, just a little bit)"

"Customer information: 1. Beauty is paid; 2. Make up for regrets; 3. ???"

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

……

"I gave one more message this time."

Liu Li immediately noticed the change in the prompt on the panel this time.

"And it's much more specific than last time. What the hell was that 'hehe, man' last time?"

"It seems that the system is also evolving."

"It's just that this evolution is incomplete. Even if it changes from a monkey to an erect ape, it is still not a human being."

"Shenma's 'beauty is paid', and Shenma's 'makes up for regrets', who understands this?"

While complaining wildly, Liu Li solemnly opened the homepage with the ID "beautiful and beautiful", as well as the previous video.

Looking for clients, she's serious.

On the homepage, the introduction of "Becoming Beautiful" reads:

"Who says man-made is not beautiful?"

"Beauty must be won by yourself!"

"Women, you have to be tough on yourself."

This is a medical and beauty anchor, and the videos he posts every day are basically all kinds of medical and beauty science popularization, and he brings goods by the way.

This hydrating needle, that hyaluronic acid.

Eye opening here, breast augmentation there.

Bury a line on the left, pull skin on the right.

……

Fans affectionately call her "beautiful".

"Hey, there's something about this big beauty."

"Every time I finish my medical beauty treatment, even if it is a photon skin rejuvenation, I have to go on a blind date with a high-quality human man."

"To popularize science, to popularize science,
There are recommendations, there are recommendations,

Want men to have men,

Want a story and have a story. "

Liu Li watched with great interest, and then frowned a little.

Especially after Dameimei began to continuously recommend a product called "Meilidai".

A woman must be beautiful.

To be beautiful is to do medical beauty.

If you have no money, you can borrow the "beautiful loan" and do medical beauty.

This three views, this referrer's act of taking a loan, made Liu Li roll his eyes and turn to the latest video.

In the latest video, Damei took off her hospital gown, revealing her slender waist wrapped in bandages, and showed it in front of the camera while swinging left and right.

That waist doesn't even have an A4, Liu Li would like to call it a small waist, no, it's an ant waist!
"Hey, is this in the hospital?!"

"Sure enough, there are more bad luck than good luck."

Liu Li's backhand was a concern.

(End of this chapter)