Chapter 65
“Tuk Tuk Tuk~”
The knock on the door woke up Liu Li who was trembling.
"Boss, it's time to eat."
"Come in."
Liu Li smoothed away the densely covered goosebumps on her two arms, and with her stomach growling twice in protest, she felt that she had returned to the human world.
"boss?"
Seeing something wrong with her face, Yun'er asked worriedly.
"fine……"
...that's weird!
Liu Li glanced at Da Mei on the funeral table, and said, "Yun'er, give her a good job later, it's too miserable."
"Oh well."
Yun'er immediately agreed. Originally, she would do her best for every client, and Damei was no exception.
She was a little puzzled why Liu Li explained so much, besides...
Yun'er adjusted her glasses, and a doubtful light flashed on the lens: "How miserable is this?"
Until Liu Li walked out of the funeral room, she was still feeling "it's too miserable, it's really too miserable", but she didn't say what was wrong, Yun'er was so angry that she clenched her fists.
"Sniff~"
Arriving at the lobby on the first floor, and smelling a fresh fragrance in the air, Liu Li was refreshed, and instantly forgot what happened to Dameimei and her.
"What is this? It's so fragrant."
Liu Li swallowed frantically, her nose replaced her eyes, and followed the smell to find Linnai who was carrying a big plate.
"and many more……"
Liu Li stopped Ling Nai, and then looked at her original direction, which was straight towards the back door, and asked with a sense of foreboding, "Lin Nai, what are you doing?"
"Don't tell me you're going to feed the dog?"
Linnai looked surprised: "Sister Liuli, I just want to feed the dog."
Liu Li: "..."
She was lucky, so she resisted stretching out her paws to grab food from the plate, and she was heartbroken: "It smells delicious, but you actually feed it to the dog, Linnai, you have learned badly, extravagance is not good, how much do you only earn in a month?" ah?"
"2000, what's wrong?"
Rena looked confused.
"Uh……"
Liu Li decisively skipped the topic, and changed the subject: "What is this?"
"Scrambled tripe with coriander."
Rena lifted the lid of the plate, revealing a large plate full of shredded pork belly.
I will answer this question.
Liu Li became more and more heartbroken: "If I remember correctly, this is classic Lu cuisine, not classic dog food."
"But……"
Linnai said aggrievedly: "...these are leftovers. There are still many in the kitchen. This is our staple food today."
Liu Li swallowed "Take it back and I'll eat it" and said to himself, "This is just leftovers, it can only be used as a staple food, so what is the main course?"
"Boss, let's eat~"
Liu Li followed the prestige, and saw Xiao Jiu was carefully moving an oversized plate onto the dining table with both hands.
Yun'er was holding the largest enamel pot, which was so full of "dog food" in front of her that she couldn't even put the lid on.
"Boss, I..."
Just as Linnai was about to say something, Liu Li waved her hand: "Go and feed your dog."
"I'm going to eat now."
Liu Li left without looking back.
Linnai was so angry that she couldn't explain it, she suffered from internal injuries, stomped her feet several times, and then went to the back door to feed the dog.
After a while
Excited, joyful, emotional and spiritual dog barking came from the back door.
It sounds like a smart dog.
Liu Li heard it in his ears, and there was no disturbance in his heart: "Hmph, isn't it reasonable to have such a good meal every day and be more emotional?"
When everyone was seated, Xiao Jiu lifted the lid of the main dish, revealing the main dish that was slightly curly and trembling inside, covered with Gorgon sauce, with a strong salty and fresh aroma.
"what?"
Liu Li's eyes widened.
This main dish is not as gorgeous as imagined, but looks very simple and inconspicuous.
It is the simple appearance of cutting the ingredients with a flower knife, stir frying and then wrapping them in gravy.
Liu Li looked at Xiao Jiu with eyes full of curiosity.
In this world, only beautiful men and delicious food can live up to you,
Liu Li didn't want Zhu Bajie to eat ginseng fruit.
Xiao Jiu introduced gently: "This is a classic Shandong dish, fried in oil and crispy."
"Double crisp?"
"It's pork belly and chicken gizzards."
"what?"
"Ah" Liu Li felt a little disappointed.
Linnai was on the sidelines to defend Xiaojiu, and grabbed Xiaojiu's hands to show: "Sister Liuli, look, Xiaojiu's hands are shaking, they are all made by cutting these two ingredients."
"Ok?"
Liu Li took a closer look, and sure enough, she saw Xiao Jiu's hands trembling slightly.
"Is this dish difficult?"
she asked tentatively.
Xiao Jiu nodded reservedly.
Yun'er chimed in: "I was shocked when I heard that Xiao Jiu was going to make this dish today.
I heard from Ouba, who is resident in the capital, that there are no more than 10 restaurants in the entire capital that can order this dish. "
"so tough?"
Liu Li looked at Xiaojiu, pretending to be waiting for an explanation, and at the same time grabbed the chopsticks uncontrollably, and reached towards "Double Crisp".
"Boss, while we were eating, we said that this dish must be eaten fresh, if it is lower than 80°, it won't taste right."
Liu Li was as good as he was, and stuffed it into his mouth with a chopstick.
"Woooooo~"
Next second,
She made an emotional voice similar to that coming from the back door.
Crisp, tender, salty, fresh, fragrant...
Xiao Jiu's voice kept coming to Liu Li's ears, but it couldn't stop her from sticking out her chopsticks.
"Oil-flavored and double-crispy, this is the representative of Shandong cuisine."
"Pork belly is made from belly kernels, that is, less than one-third of the whole pork belly, the white part, and then the skin must be peeled, and then cut with a fishnet flower knife."
"Chicken gizzards are also peeled and replaced with a knife."
"Then control the oil temperature, put the chicken gizzards and tripe kernels in the wide oil one after another, and finally stir-fry."
"After preparing the dishes, it only takes one minute to actually serve them, and this one-minute cooking time is the most difficult."
Xiao Jiu said with a face of shame: "I watched the videos of Master Sui Po, Master Wei Gangqiang and others on the Internet to learn how to cook this dish. Each of them said that the oil temperature and heat control are different. I have been groping for a long time and I can still do it. not too good."
Liu Li almost swallowed her tongue, and said slowly, "Isn't this good enough? It's already very, very good."
"Xiao Jiu, if someone marries you in the future..."
Facing Xiaojiu, Lingnai, and Yun'er's eyes, Liu Li said surprisingly: "...I'll kill him!
Huh, then Xiao Jiu won't have time to cook for me. "
Xiao Jiu burst out laughing, with a trace of worry in her eyes, concealed by lowering her head and looking back, Liu Li didn't notice it.
It took a full 12 pig stomachs to gather the belly kernels, together with the chicken gizzards, which were eaten up by Liu Li and the others.
Liu Li almost licked the plate. If it wasn't for her status as the boss, she would definitely be able to do it.
At the same time, she also figured out why Rena said that the coriander fried tripe was made from leftovers.
The pork belly that dared to take the tripe kernels was cut into shredded tripe, and finally it was fried with coriander to form the sautéed tripe with coriander.
It's still delicious though,
But compared with the fried double crisp, it is indeed a bit less interesting.
In the end, Liu Li, who had a full stomach, stayed on the first floor, basking in the afternoon sun, warm and lazy, and was driven to her by Big Big Wolf to hide and couldn't leave.
"Uh, I seem to have forgotten something?"
Liu Li slapped his head and remembered, "That little bento hamster.
I said I was going to feed her, it's too pitiful to eat bento every day.
For the sake of her saying good things about me online..."
Liu Li couldn't move anymore, so she asked Ling Nai to pack up the unfinished coriander tripe and feed it to the bento hamster in the small park next door.
When Lingnai came back, Liu Li was drowsy, and barely raised his eyelids to take a look, but saw that the lunch box he had brought back was brought back as it was, and asked in surprise, "It's finished so soon?"
How long has it been since the poor boy had eaten something good.
Liu Li couldn't help but think of a very impolite metaphor: "The food is not as good as the wild dogs at the back door."
Linnai shook her head: "No, I didn't find anyone."
"She's not there?"
"Shouldn't be."
Liu Li was surprised.
Every day on the second floor, she can see the little bento hamsters showing off their bento boxes. She dare not say that there will be no rain or shine, but as long as it doesn't rain, it will definitely be there every day.
This is the move?
Count her out of luck!
Liu Li didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to bask in the sun to digest.
time flies.
She couldn't tell whether she was asleep or not, but a chirping sound forced Liu Li to open her eyes.
"What's the matter?"
She looked sleepily at the source of the sound, and then woke up instantly.
There are a lot of people in the store, there are boys and girls, old men and women, there are suits and leather shoes, and there are strange clothes...
Among them, most of them are boys and girls in strange clothes, but there are not many old men and women who are the target customer groups of funeral shops.
Seeing that she was awake, Linnai hurried over and reported excitedly in a low voice: "Sister Liuli, they are all your fans, they came to take care of our business."
Liu Li showed a strange expression, and pointed to those yelling boys and girls: "Are you sure they are here to take care of business?"
This must not be scheduled for five or sixty years later.
Maybe when the time comes, people will still be there and the store will be gone.
"Uh...that's exactly what I said."
Linnai's excitement from going from a sparsely populated place to a bustling city suddenly faded away.
"How about... we charge a deposit?"
Rena held back for a long time before coming up with such an idea.
Liu Li looked at little JK with the eyes of a fool, and sighed: "Game recharges will be on the news, and they will be chased. I'm afraid that the store will be smashed by angry parents."
"We can't earn this money."
Liu Li and Ling Nai looked at each other, and Qi Qi sighed regretfully.
"Delicious and delicious food to serve, when they fight for the elders in their family, they will think of us."
As soon as Liu Li finished speaking, he noticed that the boys and girls over there couldn't stop looking at this side, as if they were eager to come over.
Linnai also found out, and explained: "They want to take a group photo, Sister Liuli is your fan."
Liu Li raised her chest subconsciously.
We also have fans.
"I just asked for their IDs, and several of them are active in the comment section of our account."
Ling Nai pointed to a man wearing a shirt half buttoned unbuttoned with his chest hair exposed, and a petite and cute little girl, and said, "This is Liuli who is loved by rough men, and that is Sister Liuli's little girl, who can be seen from her ID." See it is true love.
Sister Liuli, do you want to take a photo with them? "
Liu Li glanced at Lingna suspiciously, and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
She clearly saw Lingna pointing at the little girl and calling her a rough old man, and pointing at the boy with a hairy chest shirt and calling her a fan girl.
Tired and confused?
Linnai shook her head like a rattle: "No, he is a little fan girl, and she is a rough old man."
Liu Li: "..."
Forget about the little girl, but the ID of the guy in the chest hair shirt is Sister Liuli's little fan?
...Is this the fan quality of my Demon City Liuli?
...Thanks, sorry.
What was even worse was that the wind chimes at the gate rang again, and a group of boys and girls shouting "I'm a fan of Sister Liuli" poured in again.
...Holy shit, is this an appointment?
...Holy shit, little fan girl, he, he is here.
Liu Li watched the little girl tugging at her shirt, exposing her chest hair more seductively, and raising her foot to walk over, she shuddered.
"What, Rena, please greet me well, I still have a classmate reunion to attend, let's go first."
Liu Li shook the pot, flung his waist, and slipped out decisively from behind before he was wrapped up.
Instead of being caught by these fans for a group photo,
She would rather go to the class reunion.
"Plastic, green tea, milk tea..."
"Sister is here!"
"boom!"
After the back door closed, Liu Li leaned against her back and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.
Just a second ago, led by the hairy-chested boy, a group of boys and girls shouted "Sister Liuli is there", and the slogan "Catch Liuli alive" was about to rush over.
...It scared the baby to death!
Liu Li stroked her chest, and was about to flee quickly, but suddenly realized something was wrong.
She turned her head and saw a golden retriever that weighed at least 70 catties and was as big as a large Alaskan, leaning over, grinning, baring its teeth, approaching silently, with a look that was ready to bite at any time look.
"Fuck, don't come here."
Liu Licheng lunged, and Yongchun's hands were drawn out, but his calves were shaking a little.
After evaluating the combat power, it seems that he is not an opponent.
"and many more."
"Is this the wild dog?"
Liu Li's eyes wandered for a while, and he quickly locked on to a dog bowl with a little bit of coriander belly left on it.
The golden retriever followed her to look at the dog bowl, then at Liu Li, with a humanized expression of hesitation and vigilance. After hesitating for less than a second, it quickly turned around and rushed back to the dog bowl.
"What do you mean? Don't fight anymore? You're smart!"
As soon as Liu Li relaxed, he saw the golden retriever quickly licking the dog bowl clean with its big tongue, the kind that a fly would slip when standing on it, and then rushed back at a faster speed, leaned over again, bared its teeth, and resumed the confrontation.
"Shouldn't it be..."
"...Are you afraid that I will lick its basin?"
"It's called, it's safe to eat?!"
"Fuck!"
Liu Li was stunned for a moment and realized that she was deeply ashamed. She was suspected of being licked by a golden retriever? !
Uncle can bear it, but neither can aunt.
"I……"
"...can bear it!"
Liu Li evaluated the combat effectiveness of the two sides again, and suddenly felt that her uncle and aunt couldn't bear it, but she could still bear it.
Thinking of Jin Mao's actions just now, Liu Li had a flash of inspiration, and said tentatively: "Wang, you smell my body, my own."
As Liu Li spoke, she fanned the wind from her body.
Whether she still has the smell of coriander fried tripe shreds and oily fried double crisps, she can't smell it, but she believes that dogs can do it, and she also believes in this dog's IQ, which seems to be very online.
The last point can be seen from the humanized expression on the dog's face before it.
... If this trick doesn't work, I can only call for help.
...Bringing Linnai, Yun'er, and Xiaojiu can solve this golden retriever, but the problem is that those fans will also be recruited.
...I don't want to take a picture with a little fan girl with chest hair.
When Liu Li's mind was full of random thoughts, the golden retriever seemed to understand her words, and actually came over carefully and sniffled.
"Wang!"
"Wang Wang Wang!"
The golden retriever barked twice, the tense fighting state was relieved, and he walked back slowly, like Liu Libenli who just woke up like a sleepwalker, and squatted back to the side of the back door.
"It's really useful..."
Liu Li was stunned.
"It, is this guarding the door?"
"Could it be a good dog who knows how to repay his kindness?"
Liu Li looked the golden retriever up and down, clicked his tongue, and tentatively reached out to touch the dog's head.
The golden retriever stared warily at first.
Liu Li stared back, pointed at the dog bowl, and then pointed at herself: "I'm in charge of your food."
The golden retriever lay down helplessly, showing a look of lovelessness, and refused to return the paw.
"Good dog."
Liu Li stroked it twice, and after getting enough of the dog's addiction, he turned and left, not forgetting to wave his paw at the golden retriever: "Goodbye, I'll give you another meal tomorrow."
The golden retriever breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head away from looking at her.
Liu Li's mood was much better than before, and she didn't even resist the class reunion so much.
Thinking that everything is out, let's refrain from socializing with those "tea".
Get in the car and go straight to Lujiazui, a holiday hotel under the InterContinental Hotel.
The classmate will make an appointment at the hotel, and it is said that they have booked a presidential suite.
Liu Li was caught in a traffic jam, so she took a nap in the car, and when she got out of the car, she looked up and saw that it was already dark.
Just about to enter the Holiday Inn, WeChat rang.
Liu Li opened it and saw that the mood that had been healed by the golden retriever reaped depression again:
"Liuli, I changed places. I forgot to tell you. It's all my boyfriend's fault. He insisted on pestering me to come. Forget about getting mad at me."
"At this SPACE PLUS."
"Everyone has almost arrived. It's so annoying. They all bring their boyfriends and husbands. It's inconvenient for the sisters to have a private conversation."
"It's just you, come quickly."
Liu Li looked at the positioning expressionlessly, and then looked at the cup of tea that sent the message. He was not feeling well.
At this moment, she felt as if she was late for class at school, and she quietly slipped in through the back door, and then the teacher suddenly pointed over and shouted "Welcome Liuli to come and inspect", and the students all looked over, all the same.
...Public punishment.
...all with men, I was the last to arrive.
Liu Li wanted to go back to the small building.
at this time,
A pompous man's voice came from not far away:
"Wow!"
"This girl is amazing."
Liu Li followed the prestige and saw a man dressed like a peacock running out of a zoo, holding a selfie stick and broadcasting live.
"Family, do you think I should go up and kiss?
(End of this chapter)
“Tuk Tuk Tuk~”
The knock on the door woke up Liu Li who was trembling.
"Boss, it's time to eat."
"Come in."
Liu Li smoothed away the densely covered goosebumps on her two arms, and with her stomach growling twice in protest, she felt that she had returned to the human world.
"boss?"
Seeing something wrong with her face, Yun'er asked worriedly.
"fine……"
...that's weird!
Liu Li glanced at Da Mei on the funeral table, and said, "Yun'er, give her a good job later, it's too miserable."
"Oh well."
Yun'er immediately agreed. Originally, she would do her best for every client, and Damei was no exception.
She was a little puzzled why Liu Li explained so much, besides...
Yun'er adjusted her glasses, and a doubtful light flashed on the lens: "How miserable is this?"
Until Liu Li walked out of the funeral room, she was still feeling "it's too miserable, it's really too miserable", but she didn't say what was wrong, Yun'er was so angry that she clenched her fists.
"Sniff~"
Arriving at the lobby on the first floor, and smelling a fresh fragrance in the air, Liu Li was refreshed, and instantly forgot what happened to Dameimei and her.
"What is this? It's so fragrant."
Liu Li swallowed frantically, her nose replaced her eyes, and followed the smell to find Linnai who was carrying a big plate.
"and many more……"
Liu Li stopped Ling Nai, and then looked at her original direction, which was straight towards the back door, and asked with a sense of foreboding, "Lin Nai, what are you doing?"
"Don't tell me you're going to feed the dog?"
Linnai looked surprised: "Sister Liuli, I just want to feed the dog."
Liu Li: "..."
She was lucky, so she resisted stretching out her paws to grab food from the plate, and she was heartbroken: "It smells delicious, but you actually feed it to the dog, Linnai, you have learned badly, extravagance is not good, how much do you only earn in a month?" ah?"
"2000, what's wrong?"
Rena looked confused.
"Uh……"
Liu Li decisively skipped the topic, and changed the subject: "What is this?"
"Scrambled tripe with coriander."
Rena lifted the lid of the plate, revealing a large plate full of shredded pork belly.
I will answer this question.
Liu Li became more and more heartbroken: "If I remember correctly, this is classic Lu cuisine, not classic dog food."
"But……"
Linnai said aggrievedly: "...these are leftovers. There are still many in the kitchen. This is our staple food today."
Liu Li swallowed "Take it back and I'll eat it" and said to himself, "This is just leftovers, it can only be used as a staple food, so what is the main course?"
"Boss, let's eat~"
Liu Li followed the prestige, and saw Xiao Jiu was carefully moving an oversized plate onto the dining table with both hands.
Yun'er was holding the largest enamel pot, which was so full of "dog food" in front of her that she couldn't even put the lid on.
"Boss, I..."
Just as Linnai was about to say something, Liu Li waved her hand: "Go and feed your dog."
"I'm going to eat now."
Liu Li left without looking back.
Linnai was so angry that she couldn't explain it, she suffered from internal injuries, stomped her feet several times, and then went to the back door to feed the dog.
After a while
Excited, joyful, emotional and spiritual dog barking came from the back door.
It sounds like a smart dog.
Liu Li heard it in his ears, and there was no disturbance in his heart: "Hmph, isn't it reasonable to have such a good meal every day and be more emotional?"
When everyone was seated, Xiao Jiu lifted the lid of the main dish, revealing the main dish that was slightly curly and trembling inside, covered with Gorgon sauce, with a strong salty and fresh aroma.
"what?"
Liu Li's eyes widened.
This main dish is not as gorgeous as imagined, but looks very simple and inconspicuous.
It is the simple appearance of cutting the ingredients with a flower knife, stir frying and then wrapping them in gravy.
Liu Li looked at Xiao Jiu with eyes full of curiosity.
In this world, only beautiful men and delicious food can live up to you,
Liu Li didn't want Zhu Bajie to eat ginseng fruit.
Xiao Jiu introduced gently: "This is a classic Shandong dish, fried in oil and crispy."
"Double crisp?"
"It's pork belly and chicken gizzards."
"what?"
"Ah" Liu Li felt a little disappointed.
Linnai was on the sidelines to defend Xiaojiu, and grabbed Xiaojiu's hands to show: "Sister Liuli, look, Xiaojiu's hands are shaking, they are all made by cutting these two ingredients."
"Ok?"
Liu Li took a closer look, and sure enough, she saw Xiao Jiu's hands trembling slightly.
"Is this dish difficult?"
she asked tentatively.
Xiao Jiu nodded reservedly.
Yun'er chimed in: "I was shocked when I heard that Xiao Jiu was going to make this dish today.
I heard from Ouba, who is resident in the capital, that there are no more than 10 restaurants in the entire capital that can order this dish. "
"so tough?"
Liu Li looked at Xiaojiu, pretending to be waiting for an explanation, and at the same time grabbed the chopsticks uncontrollably, and reached towards "Double Crisp".
"Boss, while we were eating, we said that this dish must be eaten fresh, if it is lower than 80°, it won't taste right."
Liu Li was as good as he was, and stuffed it into his mouth with a chopstick.
"Woooooo~"
Next second,
She made an emotional voice similar to that coming from the back door.
Crisp, tender, salty, fresh, fragrant...
Xiao Jiu's voice kept coming to Liu Li's ears, but it couldn't stop her from sticking out her chopsticks.
"Oil-flavored and double-crispy, this is the representative of Shandong cuisine."
"Pork belly is made from belly kernels, that is, less than one-third of the whole pork belly, the white part, and then the skin must be peeled, and then cut with a fishnet flower knife."
"Chicken gizzards are also peeled and replaced with a knife."
"Then control the oil temperature, put the chicken gizzards and tripe kernels in the wide oil one after another, and finally stir-fry."
"After preparing the dishes, it only takes one minute to actually serve them, and this one-minute cooking time is the most difficult."
Xiao Jiu said with a face of shame: "I watched the videos of Master Sui Po, Master Wei Gangqiang and others on the Internet to learn how to cook this dish. Each of them said that the oil temperature and heat control are different. I have been groping for a long time and I can still do it. not too good."
Liu Li almost swallowed her tongue, and said slowly, "Isn't this good enough? It's already very, very good."
"Xiao Jiu, if someone marries you in the future..."
Facing Xiaojiu, Lingnai, and Yun'er's eyes, Liu Li said surprisingly: "...I'll kill him!
Huh, then Xiao Jiu won't have time to cook for me. "
Xiao Jiu burst out laughing, with a trace of worry in her eyes, concealed by lowering her head and looking back, Liu Li didn't notice it.
It took a full 12 pig stomachs to gather the belly kernels, together with the chicken gizzards, which were eaten up by Liu Li and the others.
Liu Li almost licked the plate. If it wasn't for her status as the boss, she would definitely be able to do it.
At the same time, she also figured out why Rena said that the coriander fried tripe was made from leftovers.
The pork belly that dared to take the tripe kernels was cut into shredded tripe, and finally it was fried with coriander to form the sautéed tripe with coriander.
It's still delicious though,
But compared with the fried double crisp, it is indeed a bit less interesting.
In the end, Liu Li, who had a full stomach, stayed on the first floor, basking in the afternoon sun, warm and lazy, and was driven to her by Big Big Wolf to hide and couldn't leave.
"Uh, I seem to have forgotten something?"
Liu Li slapped his head and remembered, "That little bento hamster.
I said I was going to feed her, it's too pitiful to eat bento every day.
For the sake of her saying good things about me online..."
Liu Li couldn't move anymore, so she asked Ling Nai to pack up the unfinished coriander tripe and feed it to the bento hamster in the small park next door.
When Lingnai came back, Liu Li was drowsy, and barely raised his eyelids to take a look, but saw that the lunch box he had brought back was brought back as it was, and asked in surprise, "It's finished so soon?"
How long has it been since the poor boy had eaten something good.
Liu Li couldn't help but think of a very impolite metaphor: "The food is not as good as the wild dogs at the back door."
Linnai shook her head: "No, I didn't find anyone."
"She's not there?"
"Shouldn't be."
Liu Li was surprised.
Every day on the second floor, she can see the little bento hamsters showing off their bento boxes. She dare not say that there will be no rain or shine, but as long as it doesn't rain, it will definitely be there every day.
This is the move?
Count her out of luck!
Liu Li didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to bask in the sun to digest.
time flies.
She couldn't tell whether she was asleep or not, but a chirping sound forced Liu Li to open her eyes.
"What's the matter?"
She looked sleepily at the source of the sound, and then woke up instantly.
There are a lot of people in the store, there are boys and girls, old men and women, there are suits and leather shoes, and there are strange clothes...
Among them, most of them are boys and girls in strange clothes, but there are not many old men and women who are the target customer groups of funeral shops.
Seeing that she was awake, Linnai hurried over and reported excitedly in a low voice: "Sister Liuli, they are all your fans, they came to take care of our business."
Liu Li showed a strange expression, and pointed to those yelling boys and girls: "Are you sure they are here to take care of business?"
This must not be scheduled for five or sixty years later.
Maybe when the time comes, people will still be there and the store will be gone.
"Uh...that's exactly what I said."
Linnai's excitement from going from a sparsely populated place to a bustling city suddenly faded away.
"How about... we charge a deposit?"
Rena held back for a long time before coming up with such an idea.
Liu Li looked at little JK with the eyes of a fool, and sighed: "Game recharges will be on the news, and they will be chased. I'm afraid that the store will be smashed by angry parents."
"We can't earn this money."
Liu Li and Ling Nai looked at each other, and Qi Qi sighed regretfully.
"Delicious and delicious food to serve, when they fight for the elders in their family, they will think of us."
As soon as Liu Li finished speaking, he noticed that the boys and girls over there couldn't stop looking at this side, as if they were eager to come over.
Linnai also found out, and explained: "They want to take a group photo, Sister Liuli is your fan."
Liu Li raised her chest subconsciously.
We also have fans.
"I just asked for their IDs, and several of them are active in the comment section of our account."
Ling Nai pointed to a man wearing a shirt half buttoned unbuttoned with his chest hair exposed, and a petite and cute little girl, and said, "This is Liuli who is loved by rough men, and that is Sister Liuli's little girl, who can be seen from her ID." See it is true love.
Sister Liuli, do you want to take a photo with them? "
Liu Li glanced at Lingna suspiciously, and asked, "Are you telling the truth?"
She clearly saw Lingna pointing at the little girl and calling her a rough old man, and pointing at the boy with a hairy chest shirt and calling her a fan girl.
Tired and confused?
Linnai shook her head like a rattle: "No, he is a little fan girl, and she is a rough old man."
Liu Li: "..."
Forget about the little girl, but the ID of the guy in the chest hair shirt is Sister Liuli's little fan?
...Is this the fan quality of my Demon City Liuli?
...Thanks, sorry.
What was even worse was that the wind chimes at the gate rang again, and a group of boys and girls shouting "I'm a fan of Sister Liuli" poured in again.
...Holy shit, is this an appointment?
...Holy shit, little fan girl, he, he is here.
Liu Li watched the little girl tugging at her shirt, exposing her chest hair more seductively, and raising her foot to walk over, she shuddered.
"What, Rena, please greet me well, I still have a classmate reunion to attend, let's go first."
Liu Li shook the pot, flung his waist, and slipped out decisively from behind before he was wrapped up.
Instead of being caught by these fans for a group photo,
She would rather go to the class reunion.
"Plastic, green tea, milk tea..."
"Sister is here!"
"boom!"
After the back door closed, Liu Li leaned against her back and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.
Just a second ago, led by the hairy-chested boy, a group of boys and girls shouted "Sister Liuli is there", and the slogan "Catch Liuli alive" was about to rush over.
...It scared the baby to death!
Liu Li stroked her chest, and was about to flee quickly, but suddenly realized something was wrong.
She turned her head and saw a golden retriever that weighed at least 70 catties and was as big as a large Alaskan, leaning over, grinning, baring its teeth, approaching silently, with a look that was ready to bite at any time look.
"Fuck, don't come here."
Liu Licheng lunged, and Yongchun's hands were drawn out, but his calves were shaking a little.
After evaluating the combat power, it seems that he is not an opponent.
"and many more."
"Is this the wild dog?"
Liu Li's eyes wandered for a while, and he quickly locked on to a dog bowl with a little bit of coriander belly left on it.
The golden retriever followed her to look at the dog bowl, then at Liu Li, with a humanized expression of hesitation and vigilance. After hesitating for less than a second, it quickly turned around and rushed back to the dog bowl.
"What do you mean? Don't fight anymore? You're smart!"
As soon as Liu Li relaxed, he saw the golden retriever quickly licking the dog bowl clean with its big tongue, the kind that a fly would slip when standing on it, and then rushed back at a faster speed, leaned over again, bared its teeth, and resumed the confrontation.
"Shouldn't it be..."
"...Are you afraid that I will lick its basin?"
"It's called, it's safe to eat?!"
"Fuck!"
Liu Li was stunned for a moment and realized that she was deeply ashamed. She was suspected of being licked by a golden retriever? !
Uncle can bear it, but neither can aunt.
"I……"
"...can bear it!"
Liu Li evaluated the combat effectiveness of the two sides again, and suddenly felt that her uncle and aunt couldn't bear it, but she could still bear it.
Thinking of Jin Mao's actions just now, Liu Li had a flash of inspiration, and said tentatively: "Wang, you smell my body, my own."
As Liu Li spoke, she fanned the wind from her body.
Whether she still has the smell of coriander fried tripe shreds and oily fried double crisps, she can't smell it, but she believes that dogs can do it, and she also believes in this dog's IQ, which seems to be very online.
The last point can be seen from the humanized expression on the dog's face before it.
... If this trick doesn't work, I can only call for help.
...Bringing Linnai, Yun'er, and Xiaojiu can solve this golden retriever, but the problem is that those fans will also be recruited.
...I don't want to take a picture with a little fan girl with chest hair.
When Liu Li's mind was full of random thoughts, the golden retriever seemed to understand her words, and actually came over carefully and sniffled.
"Wang!"
"Wang Wang Wang!"
The golden retriever barked twice, the tense fighting state was relieved, and he walked back slowly, like Liu Libenli who just woke up like a sleepwalker, and squatted back to the side of the back door.
"It's really useful..."
Liu Li was stunned.
"It, is this guarding the door?"
"Could it be a good dog who knows how to repay his kindness?"
Liu Li looked the golden retriever up and down, clicked his tongue, and tentatively reached out to touch the dog's head.
The golden retriever stared warily at first.
Liu Li stared back, pointed at the dog bowl, and then pointed at herself: "I'm in charge of your food."
The golden retriever lay down helplessly, showing a look of lovelessness, and refused to return the paw.
"Good dog."
Liu Li stroked it twice, and after getting enough of the dog's addiction, he turned and left, not forgetting to wave his paw at the golden retriever: "Goodbye, I'll give you another meal tomorrow."
The golden retriever breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head away from looking at her.
Liu Li's mood was much better than before, and she didn't even resist the class reunion so much.
Thinking that everything is out, let's refrain from socializing with those "tea".
Get in the car and go straight to Lujiazui, a holiday hotel under the InterContinental Hotel.
The classmate will make an appointment at the hotel, and it is said that they have booked a presidential suite.
Liu Li was caught in a traffic jam, so she took a nap in the car, and when she got out of the car, she looked up and saw that it was already dark.
Just about to enter the Holiday Inn, WeChat rang.
Liu Li opened it and saw that the mood that had been healed by the golden retriever reaped depression again:
"Liuli, I changed places. I forgot to tell you. It's all my boyfriend's fault. He insisted on pestering me to come. Forget about getting mad at me."
"At this SPACE PLUS."
"Everyone has almost arrived. It's so annoying. They all bring their boyfriends and husbands. It's inconvenient for the sisters to have a private conversation."
"It's just you, come quickly."
Liu Li looked at the positioning expressionlessly, and then looked at the cup of tea that sent the message. He was not feeling well.
At this moment, she felt as if she was late for class at school, and she quietly slipped in through the back door, and then the teacher suddenly pointed over and shouted "Welcome Liuli to come and inspect", and the students all looked over, all the same.
...Public punishment.
...all with men, I was the last to arrive.
Liu Li wanted to go back to the small building.
at this time,
A pompous man's voice came from not far away:
"Wow!"
"This girl is amazing."
Liu Li followed the prestige and saw a man dressed like a peacock running out of a zoo, holding a selfie stick and broadcasting live.
"Family, do you think I should go up and kiss?
(End of this chapter)
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