Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 72 Realistic Mission!

"..."

Liu Li just looked at the two of them, then the smile disappeared, and she turned her head back expressionlessly.

Zheng Tianyang's heart skipped a beat at that moment, and he asked embarrassingly, "What~ what's wrong?"

"Hey!"

Liu Li pushed the door and got out of the car, and at the same time sighed: "Mr. Zheng, you really are a real estate tycoon."

"Huh?" Zheng Tianyang was confused.

"You're also good at telling ghost stories."

Liu Li rubbed her arms and wiped away the goosebumps that stood up.

What is looking at you, has been looking at you...

I don't know, I thought I would see A Piao when I turned my head.

Liu Li complained, and at the same time, she thought: It would be better if I turned around and saw A Piao just now.

The one with the backless sequin dress is her roommate in college, the plastic best friend - Liu Ye;
The one in the white suit and black tie is also a classmate, a local aborigine in Shanghai, the second generation of rich people - Fu Gan.

Liu Ye is the Versailles in the classmate group all day long, the rich second-generation boyfriend is too sticky and has no personal space.

From time to time, she also complained, saying that her rich second-generation boyfriend didn't understand her, and knowing that she was allergic to pollen, he would still give her a bouquet of flowers sooner or later.

Whether it's sticky or not, Liu Li doesn't know, she doesn't know that when she was single.

She has something to say about spending this.

Every time she hears Liu Ye saying "Versailles", she keeps talking about the same old thing and doesn't know where to start.

Hay fever, which refers to wind-pollinated flowers, like some tree flowers;

There is no such thing as pollen allergy to insect-borne flowers.

Isn't it just to show off that someone will send flowers sooner or later?
What the hell are you talking about?

nausea!

Willow leaves, hmph, why not call them tea leaves.

Liu Ye's rich second-generation boyfriend - Fu Gan - lives up to his name, relying on paying money and always paying money, he can be regarded as a man of the hour in college.

Liu Lixin reluctantly raised her hand to greet the two of them, got out of the car and walked over.

She wanted to pretend she didn't see it.

But they couldn't help but kept waving, and even walked towards each other.

At this moment, Liu Li wanted to travel back to ten minutes ago and strangle the self who opened the window for ventilation to death.

The two of them stared at her for a long time, and they must have already prepared a magic attack.

"Liuli, long time no see, I miss you so much."

Liu Ye came over for an exaggerated hug, and the strong smell of Chanel No. [-] perfume almost suffocated Liu Li.

Fu Gan was much more normal. After saying hello, he went to the side to smoke.

"Liu Li, I heard that you are now an Internet celebrity, congratulations."

Liu Ye cordially held Liu Li's hand, looking very relieved.

Liu Li withdrew her hand indiscriminately, shook her head and said, "I'm not an internet celebrity, I just run a funeral shop."

"oops."

Liu Ye took out a wet tissue and wiped her hands, wrinkling her nose: "I'm not saying you, Liuli, what are you doing wrong? If you insist on doing this kind of dead business, it's hard to find a partner."

...Wiping Nima's hands.

...I have a bad temper.

Liu Li felt like mercury in the thermometer, and her blood pressure went up suddenly.

This is the taste of tea, which has not changed for many years.

Liu Ye didn't seem to be able to see Liu Li's smelly face at all, and said blah blah blah:

"Are you still alone?"

...Eating your rice alone?

Liu Li didn't even bother to answer her, Liu Ye still didn't notice it, and the magical attacks followed one after another like a cannonball:

"Liu Li, stop picking and choosing."

"You are not too small, you should know the truth..."

Liu Li opened her mouth and said "I" before uttering it, but was blocked back by the other side.

"You, listen to my advice, you need to wear whatever kind of shoes you want, and if you choose any more, you won't even have to wear straw sandals! Let me tell you!"

"You are my best girlfriend. I don't want you to bring an old bachelor with two marriages and three children to our party in the future."

"You are such a face-saving person, I'm afraid you won't dare to come then."

"In order to see you again in the future, I only said a few words to you."

"What's more, you are in the funeral, so it's unlucky to have a funeral. Who will look at you with a decent man?"

"Listen to my sister's advice, just find one at random."

Liu Ye's lips kept touching, without even stumbling, she spoke all in one go.

Liu Li's mind was full of "buzzing", as if countless flies were singing and dancing rap around her,
In the end, all she could see was that Liu Ye's lips kept opening and closing, and her mind couldn't react.

Liu Ye finally shut up reluctantly, and Liu Li's mind finally recovered.

In the next second, she was in a bad mood.

God Nima's sandals,

God Nima's second-married and three-children old bachelor,
God Nima's decent men don't look straight, did they catch flies in their eyes?
Liu Li's chest heaved violently, and he couldn't stop feeling lucky.

Liu Ye covered her mouth and laughed "giggling": "Liuli, you won't be angry, are you? I was joking."

"angry?"

Liu Li glanced at Liu Ye's hand covering her mouth, rolled her eyes, and laughed out loud:

"How come, we are good sisters."

"Wow, Liu Ye, your skin is really well maintained. What kind of hand cream do you use?"

Liu Li held Liu Ye's hands with her backhand and rubbed them together.

"Liuli, what are you doing..."

Liu Ye pulled out her hand but did not pull it out.

"It's nothing, I just thank you for being a good sister, you really care about me."

"Those words just now have been brewing for a long time, shouldn't they still write the script? Otherwise, they couldn't speak so smoothly."

"By the way, you haven't had an abortion recently, have you? I heard from a doctor friend that more than four abortions can easily affect pregnancy?"

Liu Li looked at Liu Ye seriously, seeing her face collapse all the way, and mumbled, "No, I definitely didn't go."

Liu Ye's voice was so low that it didn't even have a tenth of what it was just now, and then she asked in an even lower voice: "Liuli, is that doctor friend you mentioned reliable?"

... Hehehe.

Liu Li sneered in her heart.

...Reliable, how do I know whether it is reliable or not?

... Make friends out of thin air!

The reason why it was said four times was because Liu Li accompanied Liu Ye to fight three times during Guangda University.

She really couldn't believe it. After so many years, can Liu Ye increase three, five, seven or eight times?
Liu Li had so many distracting thoughts that he could open a grocery store, but he nodded without hesitation: "It's reliable, it's reliable, the director of West China Hospital is here, how about I introduce you?"

"No, no need."

Liu Ye came to her senses, she refused in a low voice, and shook her hand vigorously.

Liu Li let go, annoyed, "Oh, I was tidying up a client's remains when I went out, and I forgot to wash my hands."

"you……"

"vomit……"

Liu Ye subconsciously covered her mouth with her hand and gagged, and then realized that her hand had just touched something, and suddenly her stomach rolled, as if a child was playing disco in it.

"Hahaha, good sister, you won't believe it, I'm just kidding."

Liu Li laughed exaggeratedly.

Liu Ye pressed her abdomen with both hands, gritted her teeth to prevent herself from vomiting, and humiliated herself in front of Liu Li, angrily said: "Are you joking like that?"

Liu Li's face collapsed, and she snorted, "You were the one who joked first."

The two girls who were still smirking at the last second,

In the next second, the smile disappeared completely, and the big eyes stared at the small eyes.

"Humph!"

As if they had made an appointment, Liu Li and Liu Ye snorted coldly and turned their heads to look away.

As good as he could die, Liu Li turned his head in the direction where the rich second generation smoked.

A thought that had never been thought of before popped up suddenly.

"its not right."

"Am I having a twitch?"

"I was such a silly girl back then?"

Liu Li remembered the three abortions she had accompanied Liu Ye in college.

At that time, she only felt sorry for her good sister in her heart, but now that she thinks about it, nothing is wrong.

Didn't Liu Ye and Fu Gan get together early?
Why didn't Fu Gan take the abortion?
Do you have to drag Liu Li to accompany her?

It really made Liu Li, who was innocent at the time, see the world.

Think again about Liu Ye's endless calls, endless brand-name bags, and endless pocket money...

Liu Li looked at Liu Ye suspiciously, and looked up and down.

Liu Ye felt uncomfortable being watched by her, and asked, "You, what are you looking at?"

Liu Li rubbed her chin and pondered: "I was thinking, the abortion I accompanied you back then, maybe Fu did it?"

Liu Ye: "..."

She looked around and said to him: "Ahem, let's not talk about this."

That's it.

Liu Li looked at Fu Gan who was flicking the cigarette butt out with his knuckles, and stroking his hair pretendingly, with sympathy in his eyes.

This pure and innocent species!

Liu Ye was only flustered for a moment, and then she showed her true colors as a queen who has seen the world, and said with a smile: "Liuli, you must have remembered wrongly, and you should not remember things that happened so many years ago."

"Abortion, it doesn't exist."

Her expressions of "I'm proud of nothing to prove" and "You're jealous of your nonsense" are extremely vivid.

Liu Ye looked at Fu Gan again, and proudly said, "Did you know? Fu Gan will propose to me today."

"He thought he hid it well, but I knew it a long time ago. This time I plan to promise him."

"By the way, Liuli, you didn't come here alone today, did you? We all brought male companions with us."

"You know that our female classmates, all of whom are full of tea, will definitely laugh at you."

Liu Li: "..."

...You are the coolest in the class, and you have no points in your heart?
Liu Li turned her head away, and said stubbornly, "Haha, how is it possible? Of course I'm not alone."

Liu Ye looked around: "Where is it, where is it?"

Liu Li turned around and walked towards the Volvo S90, and said, "You wait here and don't move, I'll show you."

One step, two steps, three steps...

After a few steps, Liu Li quickened his pace.

"Bring? Bring peat!"

"Where can I become one?"

"Fuck, I can't go to this class reunion."

"I overestimated my defense, it was all magic damage."

"Slip away!"

Liu Li has already made a plan of 36 tricks.

As for the willow leaves...

Wait for the cold wind!
Liu Li walked quickly to the front of the car, stretched out her hand to pull on the door, and was about to turn around, and then shouted "drive".

What class reunion?

You can go to Nima's.

This Palace is no longer serving me.

Just as Liu Li finished thinking about it, there was a sudden "ding" in her mind.

"what?"

"what's the situation?"

Liu Li was stunned for a moment, and a system panel appeared in front of his eyes:
"Ding!"

"Real mission activation."

"Task details:
someone,

slander me, deceive me, insult me,

laugh at me, belittle me, despise me,

Hate me, lie to me, how should the host deal with it? "

... I will answer this question!
...Han Shan picked it up, wait, what was the original sentence?

Liu Li didn't think about it, so she simply skipped the previous part, and tentatively replied, "Stay a few more years, why don't you just watch him?"

"brush!"

The system panel trembled violently, as if being slapped in the face, pieces of golden stars popped out, and the text on it was blurred and changed:

"The system cannot be humiliated! The host cannot be bullied!"

"Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge;

The host takes revenge, from morning till night. "

"Practice task: snap!"

"Mission objective: Slap the students who look down on the host in the classmates' reunion."

"mission rewards:
Accumulate face-slapping points and get a wishing cigarette. "

"Note: Wishing Cigarettes - a unique reward for realistic missions, lighting a cigarette will fulfill a tiny wish in the host's current heart."

"Do you want to accept the 'Reality Mission: Papapa'?"

(End of this chapter)