Strange Story: Please Stop Telling

Chapter 183

"Brother Mouse, there is a saying that I don't know whether to say or not."

Lin Xiao stared at the weasel, his voice softened a lot compared to before.

mainly……

He now wants to be a peacemaker.

Be careful with your tone, otherwise, the beast will get angry if you don't keep it right.

Lin Xiao's words, brother mouse, made the weasel very useful. It squinted its eyes the size of mung beans, looked straight at Lin Xiao, and said, "Tell me."

"You also know that killing someone is a violation of the precept against killing, and you will not be qualified to become a fairy in the future, but... don't you know that there are different ways for a monster? Once Qiao An really becomes your wife, your Dao heart will also be affected. In this way, it will be difficult for you to achieve a positive result."

Lin Xiao had a serious face and a serious tone.

When the weasel heard this.

A look of horror immediately appeared on that ugly face.

Hey.

not to mention...

What Lin Xiao said was indeed reasonable.

Shemales have different paths.

Destined not to be together.

Back then, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen were the best precedents.

The weasel suddenly became angry: "Then I have been cheated for more than 20 years!!"

Speaking of which.

Its face became hideous again.

The two front teeth shone brightly under the dim light, giving off a cold light.

Both Joan and her mother were quite frightened by the appearance of the weasel.

Qiao Rensheng was also shocked.

Lin Xiao, on the other hand, was as calm as ever: "Brother Shu, look at what you said. As the saying goes: saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. In those days, if you didn't save your aunt, you would have the cultivation base you have now. ?"

"This……"

The weasel was dumbfounded.

This word...

It also seems to make sense.

"Now, I have a good idea."

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes, understating it.

"What's the best way?"

Weasel asked immediately.

It has been flickered around by Lin Xiao now.

I trust him very much.

see.

Lin Xiao said directly: "You can become Qiao An's Baojiaxian!"

boom! !

Accompanied by Lin Xiao's words.

Liu Qingfeng on the side was completely dumbfounded, his mouth was opened wide, his face was full of surprise and disbelief.

I rely on!

Baojiaxian? !

Can Nima do it too?

If the weasel really agreed, then Qiao An would be a blessing in disguise.

Baojiaxian is rare.

Especially this kind of fairy family who has cultivated for hundreds of years.

"Bah!"

The weasel suddenly yelled, staring at Lin Xiao firmly, "Boy, you are not a good guy!"

"Brother Mouse, why did you say that?"

Lin Xiao couldn't laugh or cry.

Why is he not a good thing?
This is not bullshit.

"You asked me to be the protector of the Qiao family? Then this girl, didn't she pick up a treasure!"

Weasel said in a deep voice.

"What is Baojiaxian?"

Joan asked cautiously.

Liu Qingfeng explained first: "The so-called Baojiaxian is Yin Po, who can use five Jiaxians to communicate with Yin and Yang, and has the ability to exorcise ghosts! Moreover, among the five Jiaxians, only Huang Daxian is The most powerful one, the other four family immortals are completely vulnerable in front of Huang Daxian!"

"so smart?"

Joan couldn't help but exclaim.

Although she didn't understand it, she felt like it was awesome.

And when Weasel listened to Liu Qingfeng's words, a bright smile appeared on his face again: "Boy, you know a lot. You are right. Among the five family immortals, our Huang Daxian is indeed the most powerful. Strong, on this point, I agree with you."

"Must be! Huang Daxian, is it worthless? Especially you are old, with hundreds of years of cultivation, if anyone can ask you to be a Baojiaxian, that is their blessing!"

Liu Qingfeng gave a thumbs up to the weasel on the kang, flattering frantically.

He now understands.

This guy.

If he doesn't eat hard, he likes to hear others praise him.

"Brother Shu, think about it carefully. It is also beneficial for you to become a Baojiaxian. You can be enshrined with incense and help you to be in the immortal class as soon as possible. Isn't it because you practice hard outside so that you can ascend to the sky one day? Now such a good opportunity is in front of you, I think you have no reason to refuse!"

Lin Xiao was talking nonsense seriously.

On the level of a fool like him.

Not to be a salesman of health care products would be a shame.

as predicted.

When the weasel heard the words "ranked in the immortal class".

Both eyes began to light up.

That's right...

The purpose of its hard training is to become a god in the sky.

just now……

There is a shortcut in front of it, and there is really no reason to refuse it.

thought here.

Weasel turned to look at Joan who was on the sidelines.

"Little girl, come here!"

Its voice is undeniable.

Qiao An looked at Lin Xiao with a little fear.

The latter gestured to her to let her feel the past.

resignedly.

Joan had no choice but to move forward and walked up to the weasel.

next second.

The weasel swished around, pouted its butt, and urinated on Joan.

A strong foul smell spread throughout the room in an instant.

vomit! ! !
Smelling the smell of urine on the clothes, Joan couldn't hold back, and started to retch directly.

Liu Qingfeng was so depressed that he wanted to die.

This Nima...

The clothes Joan is wearing are his own! ! !

God!Sin! !

however.

Just at this time.

Strange things happened.

Those urine stains started to slowly turn from light yellow to golden yellow!
and.

The color becomes more and more pure with the passage of time.

to the end.

It turned out to be indistinguishable from gold!
"This...what's the matter?"

Qiao Rensheng's eyes widened, and his voice began to tremble.

heard.

Lin Xiao said slowly: "This is the test of Baojiaxian. Generally speaking, the purer the color of urine stains on the body, the higher the talent. Yinpo also depends on talent. If talent is not good, many capable people Baojiaxian will not choose to follow."

"I see."

Qiao Rensheng nodded, showing a clear look.

"Then...what's the matter with Joan?"

Liu Qingfeng asked curiously.

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes: "She... was born to be a yin woman!"

That's right.

This color is too pure, without any impurities at all, it is indeed a natural material for being a yin woman!
"Jie Jie Jie..."

After seeing the change in the color of urine on Joan's clothes.

The weasel let out a series of sharp and harsh laughs.

"Not bad, this little girl has a bright future, good! I promise you, I will become the protector of your Qiao family!"

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and thank Brother Shu!"

Seeing that Qiao An was still nauseated, Lin Xiao urged him.

"what?"

Joan was stunned, but finally said thank you to the weasel.

(End of this chapter)