Strange Story: Please Stop Telling

Chapter 243

After listening to this story, water friends started a crazy discussion in the comment area.

[The anchor is educating us, we must be careful when driving, we can't drive casually, and we can't drive fast, so, brothers, let me come up with a fill-in-the-blank question, www.xxxxxx.com? 】

[If you don't listen to your husband, you will suffer in front of your eyes!This youngest Li deserves it!Damn it, really, some people are like this, when the day comes, no matter what you can stop them. 】

[God, fill in the blanks, I always feel a bit unserious, but I can't find any evidence. If this is the case, then I will join him, please! !Brother Meng, come to a website, I can fight for three days and three nights! 】

[Upstairs, can you be a little bit desperate, just you still have three days and three nights?I think you are three times in three seconds! 】

unconsciously.

Tangtang's barrage area in a live broadcast room of supernatural stories was instantly crooked.

In this regard.

Lin Xiao also couldn't laugh or cry.

If this is seen by the new water friends, they will probably think that they are trying to sell dog meat.

Think of this.

Lin Xiao took a deep breath: "Brothers, discuss rationally! If there is a website, please send it to me privately, and let me criticize it first."

a time.

In the barrage area, a full screen appeared: ...

Rest for a few minutes.

Lin Xiao then began to tell the second story.

His voice is deep, thick, and extremely magnetic.

In just a moment, it immediately captured the hearts of all water friends.

They all stopped consciously, and began to listen to Lin Xiao's next story seriously.

"There's an old saying: people die for money, birds die for food."

"But this sentence may not be completely applicable. Some people, like birds, don't care about anything for a bite."

"Although everyone is very happy to be able to eat enough. But... there must be a limit to everything, and not everything can be taken advantage of."

"In Majiazhuang, there is such a young guy named Zhang Dazui."

"When I was young, a gentleman came to the village to look at the village. The first time he saw the big mouth, he said: This kid has a narrow face and a big mouth. Hanging down, I'm afraid I'm going to be guilty of tongue-in-cheek, whether it's good or bad, it's all on this one mouth."

"Finally, he told his parents to teach them more."

"result……"

"When Zhang's parents heard this, they immediately became unhappy."

"As the saying goes: It's a good thing to eat all directions! If you can have a big mouth, you will definitely become a big weapon in the future! Besides, what can such a small child see? Isn't this nonsense."

"Before."

"The gentleman who meets the banner, go to someone's house to say a few words, at least there is water and food to eat, but it happened that this family was stingy, so he drove the gentleman away."

"But……"

"Mister is gone, but the son of this family has been called a big mouth by the villagers!"

"However, with this big mouth, when he grows up to be in his 20s, he has no ability at all, and he is dull and lazy."

"Since childhood, his parents have been too frugal, and they can even be said to be picky!"

"So, this big mouth has developed a habit of being greedy."

"If this makes him smell the fragrance coming from someone's house, he will be unable to walk immediately, and he will find an excuse to stutter."

"In this way, the people in the village will naturally bother him."

"I also joked that he is really a person who eats all kinds of things!"

"this year."

"The end of the year is approaching."

"Zhang Dazui suddenly inquired that the family of the fifth aunt in the neighboring village married a daughter-in-law."

"The ancestors of the two families don't know which generation is connected to the in-laws. They can barely be regarded as relatives."

"However, since the fifth aunt didn't come to his house to announce the good news, the parents who opened their mouths were naturally embarrassed to go."

"But with this big mouth, I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep a few days ago."

"When the day came, he got up early from the bed, got a piece of red paper to wrap five yuan, and went straight to the house of the fifth aunt in the neighboring village."

"The custom around here is that there is no marriage in the first month."

"Therefore, the marriages were all rushed to the year before."

"One is for the sake of auspiciousness, and the other is that at the end of the year, every household is well-equipped, and the master who handles affairs wants to show face, and the table, wine and vegetables are all the best, with big pots for meat and big bowls for wine. It’s enough to open the table in the morning until dark at night.”

"And the more important point is that the gift money received is not much, just for the fun and face."

"But……"

"Even if the gift money is less, there is really no one who packs five yuan like Zhang Dazui!"

"As the saying goes: Reach out and don't hit a smiling face."

"Although Zhang Dazui came here uninvited, he was doing a good job after all. Fifth Aunt couldn't say anything, so I could only warmly keep him here for dinner."

"It's not impolite to open your mouth wide, open two mouths, and what you eat is a mouth full of oil."

"And, what's even more ridiculous is..."

"This guy, he didn't leave after eating a table, he was dawdling, it made him wait until the next table!"

"When it was dark, my belly was swollen with my mouth wide open, and I was drunk too much. I staggered up and went to put water on it to make room for my stomach."

"The nephew of the fifth aunt's family, I will be angry if I see him early."

"I saw Zhang Dazui's trajectory at a glance, and quickly got up to stop him, saying that there was a female family member in the toilet, and it was convenient to take him to someone else's house."

"Helpless, I opened my mouth wide and followed the person who led the way, and walked around for a long time."

"In a blink of an eye, that person disappeared!!"

"The man who opened his mouth is also big-hearted, so he didn't pay attention to so much."

"He just stared at the front in a daze. Houses are connected to houses, and there are many figures, but he can't see clearly."

"I opened my mouth wide and muttered, "Grandma, what a leg, what are these old people doing around here at night!"

"Just like that, Zhang Dazui was unsteady on his feet and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, he moved quickly and supported a big tree next to him."

"I opened my mouth wide and took a closer look. It turned out that I was standing in front of a yellow mud house."

"There are three big trees lined up in front of the house. The thick yellow bark is as thick as two people hugging each other!"

"In front of the house under the tree, there is a group of people around, all squatting, stuffing things into their mouths to eat."

"Seeing this, Zhang Dazui was immediately dumbfounded, and muttered: What are these people doing, why are they all squatting on the ground to eat?"

"Just when he was wondering, an old lady in black clothes next to him screamed in anger."

"But... no one pays attention to her at all, she keeps eating on her own."

"Looking at those people chewing and chewing, the addiction to mouth opening came up again, and I stopped looking for the toilet. I started to pee as soon as I pulled my trouser pocket behind the tree, thinking that I could eat with them after peeing. !"

"But……"

"Strange to say."

"When he urinates, the tree in front of him is only a short circle!"

"Before he finished urinating, the three big trees suddenly disappeared."

"It's like drilling into the ground out of thin air!"

"Opening his mouth wide, he pulled his trouser belt with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other."

"When he took a closer look, he was so frightened that his forehead began to sweat, his face turned pale, and his lips turned purple."

"turn out to be……"

"In front of his eyes, there are no houses at all, let alone trees. What is there is just a large stretch of graves!"

"And under his feet, there are three yellow sticks of incense that have been washed down by urine, and several piles of steamed buns sandwiched raw food, with a little yellow paper dust on them, and they are all wet by urine!"

"It's delicious to open your mouth wide, but he's not a bully."

"Seeing these incense and tributes, and thinking of the people he saw just now, he knows...he has...been hit by a ghost!!"

"When I think about it..."

"His calves are starting to get weak!!"

"The body can't help shaking violently!"

"Opened his mouth wide and turned his head to run, but as soon as he turned around, he saw a group of people standing behind him!!"

"Everyone is grinning at him with hideous faces!"

"Especially the old lady in black that I saw earlier, her eyes were red with anger, and long nails grew out of her two withered claws, and she ran towards the face with her mouth wide open!"

"That night."

"Open your mouth wide and go back to your home in the dark."

"As soon as he entered the courtyard door, he yelled that he was hungry."

"At this moment, his parents have already fallen asleep, and there is no other purpose, just to save electricity."

"However, when I opened my mouth wide, I couldn't stop picking pots and bowls in the kitchen."

"Their two elders can only get up while scolding."

"His father was cursing: You are such a bastard, tiger guy, I think you are a reincarnation of a starving ghost, how can you not be full if you go to eat rice noodles? Isn't Qian Dute's mother's white flower!! Grandma, you have a leg, let’s see if I don’t beat you to death today!!”

"Talking."

"When he opened his mouth wide, his father raised his fist and greeted him in the face."

"He opened his mouth wide, but he didn't care how his parents beat and scolded him. He just stared at his red eyes and muttered about being hungry."

"But, in his kitchen, let alone food, there's not even vegetable soup leaves!"

"Opened his mouth wide and pushed his parents away, grabbed the gleaming kitchen knife on the stove by the side, and rushed straight to the chicken coop in the yard."

"When his parents realized it, three or four old hens had their necks wiped and were flopping all over the yard..."

"Seeing this, the mother opened her mouth wide and sat on the ground, wailing in her mouth: Sin, sin!!"

"In the old countryside, the old hens at home were kept for laying eggs."

"Even if it's a festival, at most one will be killed for a tooth-fighting sacrifice."

"But now it's good, three or four chickens were all slaughtered by Zhang Dazui!"

"He's so sissy, he stood up and picked up the broom on the side to greet the body with the big mouth."

"But at this moment, his father felt that something was wrong, so he stopped his wife."

"My wife asked: Why are you dragging me?"

"Zhang Dazui's father frowned and said: Look, my son, something is wrong!!"

"Yes, he's right, it's really wrong to open your mouth wide!"

"At this moment, he is holding a bloody kitchen knife in his hand, and his eyes are wide open. How scary he looks!"

"Hearing this sentence, Zhang Dazui's mother also reacted: the head of the family, what should I do!!"

"His father rolled his eyes, walked up to Zhang Dazui cautiously, and asked tentatively: Son, do you still recognize me?"

"I opened my mouth wide and smiled, and said: Yes, you are my father and she is my mother. Father and mother, if you don't let me eat enough, I will lose my eyesight tonight!"

"I heard the words."

"His father frowned."

"In the farmers' households, there are many stories about the upper body of goblins and ghosts."

"His father saw that his son's eyes were red, but the eye circles were pitch black, and he was looking at his shoes with unburned yellow paper money. He already knew in his heart that he was a bumper."

"Immediately used a tactic to delay the attack, and said with a smile: Okay, okay, I will let your mother cook it for you now, and I will definitely feed you!"

"This way."

"Zhang Dazui was squatting in the corner with a kitchen knife in his hand, waiting for his mother to cook, while his father ran to the neighboring village in a hurry."

"There is an old sorceress in the neighboring village who specializes in treating this evil disease."

"It's been an hour or two since the old witch entered Ma's house."

"At this very moment, he opened his mouth wide to take a large pot of chicken, and there was no soup left, gnawed on the bones, and was urging his mother to kill the chicken again. While talking, he still grabbed the steaming rice with his hands. Mouth stuffed."

"Seeing this posture, the sorceress groaned and tore off the clothes with her mouth wide open."

"I saw his belly, which was bulging like a small hill, and the blood vessels on it were like little green snakes."

"Right now, the eyes of the big mouth have turned white, and they are pulling their necks and swallowing rice."

"Eat it while you watch it, and you will die!"

"The witch didn't hesitate, and put on a posture directly."

"But no matter how she asks, she just keeps her mouth open, just like a mute."

"He ignored the sorceress, chewing on the bones while laughing."

"The sorceress opened her two big eyes, stared straight at the big mouth that was eating and licking her teeth, she slapped her thigh, and said: It turns out...it's you, Mrs. Shi!!"

"This old lady Shi is also from a neighboring village."

"And it's the witch's neighbor!"

"Passed away two or three years ago. When she was alive, she just smacked her mouth when eating, and she also liked to rub her teeth with her upper and lower lips. There was no oil left after licking."

"Among the 8000 people, she is probably the only one who eats like this, so... the witch can tell at a glance!"

"Compared to the big mouth with a big mouth, this old lady Shi is even more famous for being stingy."

"A penny and a grain of rice are all good to her."

"That's why her old man passed away early."

"Her son and daughter-in-law don't care about themselves and their mother. Mrs. Shi is not treated when she is sick, and she just stays at home waiting to die."

"Later, Mrs. Shi couldn't eat for a month, so she starved to death!"

"But what surprised the sorceress was that she didn't know how Zhang Dazui offended her, but she actually got on top of him, and even ate so much that she was almost stuffed to death!"

(End of this chapter)