Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

A Hai put on the face of a traitor and took the lead towards the broken house.

"How dare you! This house is spooky and terrifying, it's extremely sinister, and there's a ghost inside!"

Zhao Jiu hurriedly stopped the people and threatened them.

Ah Hai's expression suddenly changed, but he patted his chest with a loud voice.

"I'm not afraid of ghosts! Search!"

He directly pushed open the dilapidated door and walked inside. Everyone backed away and did not dare to step forward.

Abao and Xiaozhu hid on both sides, sticking to the wall, not daring to make a sound. The door was pushed open, revealing a gloomy scene inside, two dilapidated coffins.

It was placed directly opposite the door, and there were spider webs everywhere.

Ah Hai took a step forward and stepped on a pile of bones!
His expression changed, his heart faltered, and he hurried away.

"I'll just trust you once and let's go!"

Everyone immediately left this gloomy place.

The two of them stuck their heads out from the door. Zhao Jiu said "Don't come out" and left with the large group!
Abao and Xiaozhu closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiaozhu said happily: "Fortunately, your master said there was a ghost here, so they left!"

"Yes, but my master never lies!"

Abao looked around, looking at the scene around him, his heart sank.

"Brother Bao, look! There is a coffin there!"

Xiaozhu was so frightened that she hugged Abao's arm, looking terrified.

In a dark house, with a coffin in the company, a chill will creep up anyone's spine!
"Isn't it just a coffin? It's not like I've never seen it before!"

Abao patted Xiaozhu's arm and comforted her.

Is there really a ghost?"

Xiaozhu was frightened and grabbed A Bao's arm tighter.
"Even if there really are ghosts, they are better than inhuman people!"

Abao's tone was filled with sadness and anger.

He and Xiaozhu were married at the fingertips, and they had a good relationship, but Xiaozhu's father disliked him for being poor and did not agree to marry Xiaozhu to him!
The two were forced to elope!
It was getting too late, so the two of them decided to stay here for one night and then walked to the next room.

Fortunately, there was another bed in the room upstairs. Abao lit the kerosene lamp and slept on the same bed as Xiaozhu across the table.

At midnight, in the lobby, the lid of the coffin was removed, a pair of hands pushed the coffin away, and the zombie inside jumped up.

Under the full moon, zombies absorb the moonlight.

Xiaozhu heard the noise and was immediately awakened!
She walked out and saw a zombie wearing black Qing Dynasty official uniform absorbing the moonlight, and she was immediately frightened!
"Brother Bao, Brother Bao! There are zombies!"

She hurriedly woke up A Bao, her expression full of fear.

"Where are the zombies?"

Abao was startled and immediately sat up.

Xiaozhu saw the zombie's shadow on the wall being stretched out and jumping towards them. She was so scared that she covered her eyes and didn't dare to look anymore!
Abao discovered the shadow of the zombie, and immediately took Xiaozhu back to the room, put down the wooden bolt, and closed the door!
However, the zombie jumped in and blew both door panels away!
"Ah!"

Xiaozhu screamed in fright, but had no way to escape!
Abao grabbed Xiaozhu's hand and was about to escape out the door, but was stopped by a zombie!
The zombie stretched out his hands, holding one or two huge dark circles under his eyes, and his face was as white as a newly painted wall.

"what!"

He looked at the fire, shouted, and tilted his hands as if urging.

Abao was stunned for a moment. The zombie didn't look like it wanted to hurt him, and he became confused for a moment.

He looked down and saw a big cigarette on the table, and he understood immediately!
This zombie is also a smoker!
Abao carefully lit the smoke at the oil lamp and handed it to the zombie!
This zombie actually lay down on the bed comfortably, took a few puffs of cigarettes, and narrowed his eyes, looking very comfortable!
Abao breathed a sigh of relief and was about to leave quietly with Xiaozhu.

Unexpectedly, the zombie stood up suddenly, stood in front of A Bao, and handed him the cigarette rod!
Do you want me to smoke too?
Abao imitated the appearance of a zombie and also lay on the bed and took a few puffs of cigarettes.

The smoke filled the air, and the zombie was extremely satisfied, but he fell in love with Xiaozhu's beauty.

Xiaozhu has a pair of watery almond-shaped eyes, with two small braids, and her eyebrows are charming!
He stretched out his hand and stared at Xiaozhu with greedy eyes.

Xiaozhu's eyes were puzzled, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly, still not understanding what he was going to do!
Abao immediately grabbed Xiaozhu's hand, put it on his chest, and put the cigarette rod away.

"This is mine! This is for you!"

However, the zombie immediately turned his back and threw Po away to grab Xiaozhu.

"Ah! Brother Bao, save me!"

Xiaozhu screamed in fear, and was grabbed by the zombie's hands.

Abao got up from the ground, flew up and kicked the zombie, grabbed Xiaozhu and ran away.

However, the zombies chased him ferociously and knocked Po away!
"Brother Bao!"

Xiaozhu screamed in fright and was caught by the zombies again!
Abao stood up, formed a seal and cast a spell.
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A ray of golden light shot out from his hand, knocking down the zombies 500 times!
Abao hurriedly ran away with Xiaozhu, but was soon chased by zombies.

He broke the window and pushed the beads out.

"Run! Jump out of the window!"

The zombie had already arrived at the door. Po hurriedly bit his finger and fed the blood to the zombie to gain time.

"He's sucking your blood!"

Xiaozhu shouted, tears were about to fall.

"I know!"

Abao shouted and fed blood to the zombies.

"Jump down quickly!"

Xiaozhu climbed to the window and looked at the height below, feeling extremely scared!
"It's so high! No matter what! Jump!"

Seeing that the zombies were about to rush towards her, she hurriedly jumped downstairs to the lobby and grabbed the chandelier on the ceiling tightly.

At this time, the coffin under the lobby suddenly opened, revealing a pale face.

This is really another coffin, containing an old woman wearing a blue embroidered gown!
She smelled the human scent and immediately woke up, looking at Xiaozhu greedily, showing her sharp teeth.

The old woman zombie jumped up, grabbed Xiaozhu's legs, and climbed up.

"Ah! No!"

Xiaozhu screamed in fear and reached out to hold the old woman's head to prevent her from biting her neck!
"Brother Bao, save me!"

Abao was fighting zombies. When he heard Xiaozhu's cry, he immediately flew over from the window.

However, the zombie pulled his legs and hung him under the chandelier.

When the old woman saw Ah Bao, her eyes suddenly brightened, she grabbed Ah Bao and was about to bite his neck.

The zombie flew directly, grabbed the bead, and let out a strange cry of triumph!
Abao wanted to save Xiaozhu and pushed the zombie hard, but the old woman bit him on the neck!
Xiaozhu suddenly became anxious, unable to move her hands, she bit the old woman's neck, trying to force her to let go!
The zombie also bit Xiaozhu’s neck, ready to suck blood!
When Abao saw this scene, he became anxious and bit the zombie on the neck!
Suddenly, everyone bit you, bit me, and refused to let go!
But the old chandelier couldn't withstand their torment, the iron lock broke, and they fell to the ground together!
"what!"

"Xiao Zhu! Xiao Zhu!"

As soon as the scene turned, Abao was biting a colorful shuttlecock and yelling, his limbs twitched, and he almost overturned the recliner!
Zhao Jiu and Ah Hai walked over and observed his exaggerated expression.

"Master, senior brother must have had a nightmare!"

Zhao Jiu stepped forward and patted Abao on the face.

"Wake up! What are you doing!"

However, Abao bit Zhao Jiu's arm and his whole body twitched.

"what!
Zhao Jiu was in pain and pinched Abao's chest several times before waking him up!
Abao clutched his chest and woke up from the pain!
"Master, I have had a long dream!"

"Biting the shuttlecock and calling me Xiaozhu, what did you dream about?"
Zhao Jiu put his hands behind his hands and looked at Abao, suddenly speechless.

If I tell the master that Xiaozhu and I are eloping, will it be over?
Abao lowered his head, thought for a while, and made up a lie.

"Master, I dreamed that Xiaozhu and I were playing chess!"

"What was the result?"

Zhao Jiu continued to ask.

Abao shook the feather shuttlecock in his hand, "She took all my chess pieces!"

"Master, what does this dream mean?"

Ahai on the side asked curiously.

"let me see"

Zhao Jiu frowned and began to interpret the dream.

"Chess is played step by step, Xiaozhu makes one move, and you make one move!"

"Don't think about it, you want to elope with Xiaozhu!"

"Wow!"

Abao asked in shock as he was told something that was on his mind.

"Master, you know all this!" "Wow! Are you eloping with Xiaozhu?"

Ah Hai patted Ah Bao on the shoulder and asked with interest.

Abao immediately changed the subject, pointed at Ah Hai and said angrily:
"You bullied me in your dream, but Master knew how to protect me!'

"Um!"

Zhao Jiu narrowed his eyes and nodded with satisfaction.

"Dreams and reality are opposite. Senior brother is good to you, and master is good to you."
Ah Hai was unconvinced after hearing this and pointed at Zhao Jiu.

"Um?"

Zhao Jiu turned his head and looked at him with a hint of threat in his tone.

Ah Hai showed a flattering smile and continued: "It's better for you!"

"Then you have to ask your conscience!"

Zhao Jiu walked towards the door.

"Unconscionable!"

Ah Hai whispered to Ah Bao.

The two touched their hearts and shouted loudly: "Okay!"

"Go have tea.

Lin Jiu walked forward and said something.

"it is good!"

This time the two people shouted very loudly!
When he arrived at Tianju Teahouse, Zhao Jiu found that the seats were full of guests.

The teahouse was full of people and lively.

"Brother, the seats are full!"

Ah Hai said, this is the teahouse of my senior brother and father-in-law!
At this time, Boss Zhu sent the guests away and saw Zhao Jiu and his party.

"Come over immediately."

He was wearing a dark blue copper coat and always had a bright smile on his face. As guests came and went, the smile on his face never fell.

However, when he saw Abao, the smile on his face immediately fell.

"Future father-in-law!"

Abao shouted, but Boss Zhu ignored him!
Boss Zhu passed him and walked in front of Zhao Jiu, with a warm smile on his face again.

Zhao Jiu said casually, "Brother Zhu, business is good!"

"The seats upstairs are reserved for you, please!"

Boss Zhu said enthusiastically.

A Bao and A Hai followed behind, feeling helpless at Boss Zhu's attitude!
"Uncle Jiu, please help me look at the kitchen later!'"

Boss Zhu frowned and sighed.

"I don't know what kind of evil has taken hold of me these days. The second master cut his hands while cutting vegetables, and the master got his face burned with oil!"

Boss Zhu clapped his hands with a somewhat taboo look on his face!
This is what they pay most attention to when doing business!
"Is it so serious? I'll go see it now!
Zhao Jiu turned around and walked downstairs.

"Okay! Okay! Please!"

Boss Zhu immediately followed him downstairs, with a real smile on his face!
A Bao and A Hai were also ready to follow, but when they saw Xiao Zhu upstairs, they abandoned their master and ran up to hug him.

I saw Xiaozhu being entangled by a man. The man touched Xiaozhu's hand and stood up to kiss her~.

Xiaozhu hurriedly avoided it and left the table.

A Bao looked very angry, but it was not easy to cause trouble here.

When Xiaozhu came to his side, he stood up and called her.

"Xiao Zhu, that bastard is here to pester you again?"

"Well, he comes here a lot lately!"

Xiaozhu frowned, obviously disgusted with the man, but there was nothing he could do!
"This bastard!"

Abao was angry and cursed.

Xiaozhu sighed and advised:
"I heard that he is rich and powerful, so it's best not to offend him!"

"This damn fat guy is in the way!"

When Mr. Shi saw this scene, he couldn't help but cursed.

He has been coveting Xiaozhu's beauty for a long time, but she has such a fiancé, making it impossible for him to get her!
"Otherwise I would have soaked it in beads!"

He couldn't help but complain to the mage at the same table.

"Master Zhu really wants me to be his son-in-law!"

Chen Tian was drinking tea and turned around when he heard this.

The one who spoke was a dandy, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, showing big yellow teeth, and wearing a brocade robe with yellow fish scale patterns on a white background.

His face was blue and his eyes were dark. The most eye-catching thing was a big black mole under his lip with a strand of black hair floating around. He looked very wretched!
Looking at another mage, he has disheveled white hair, bright eyes, and a bit of evil in his eyes!
There were black beads hanging on his chest. Each bead was the size of a fist, and it was wrapped with black evil energy. It seemed to be a magic weapon!
Chen Tian took a sip of tea and raised his eyebrows with interest.

He can encounter plots even if he finds a teahouse to eat at, he is very lucky!
After a while, a fat man dressed in an old-fashioned way came over carrying tea.

He has black hair tied on his head like a pot lid, has a sturdy build, and is wearing a white coat.

Is this the protagonist Fei Bao?
Chen Tian took a sip of tea and continued to chop.

I saw Mr. Shi twisting his nose and deliberately humiliating A Bao.

"What does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad?"

"Master Shi, I have something to tell you!"

Abao put down the tea, endured it, and said politely.

"sit."

Mr. Shi curled his lips, feeling extremely unhappy. He even deliberately twitched his nose and sniffed A Bao.

"Master Shi often comes here to drink tea?"

Po asked politely.

Mr. Shi retorted, "Nonsense, I don't come here to drink tea, but come here to watch tea?"

"You also know about Xiaozhu and me!
There was a hint of warning in Abao's tone.

"Master Shi, Xiaozhu will be my wife sooner or later, please don't pester her!"

"Why didn't your wife hide back home and still show her face in the teahouse?"

Mr. Shi pointed at the bead with a frivolous expression.

"Just looking at it is called teasing, so aren't everyone teasing her?"

Abao was angry and helpless, so he pressed his hand down.

"I'm warning you, if you continue like this I won't be polite!"

"boom!"

Mr. Shi slammed the table, stood up, and insulted A Bao.

"Who do you think you are? You don't even want to take a pee!"
"You still dare to warn me? Why should I give you face? Be careful, I will take back all your graveyard!'

Everyone looked at them and pointed at them!
Mr. Shi has caused so many troubles here that he is considered a celebrity here!
Everyone felt contempt in their hearts, but due to the power of Mr. Shi, they did not dare to speak out.

Abao was scolded so much that he didn't dare to say a word. He didn't want to cause trouble to Mr. Shi at his father-in-law's place!
Originally, his father-in-law disliked him!
Mr. Shi refused to give up and shouted to Xiaozhu:
"Hey, man, call your boss!"

Xiaozhu immediately ran over and smiled dryly at him: "Master Shi, forget it!"

Only then did Mr. Shi give up and look at A Bao proudly.

"I feel happy when Xiaozhu opens his mouth, forget it! Hehehehe!"

Xiaozhu ran to A Bao and persuaded him, "Brother Bao, I told you not to come over!"

"Go!
At this time, the mage threw a piece of blue cloth into Abao's pocket.

As soon as they left, the Master threw a grasshopper into the chicken soup and winked at Mr. Shi.

Mr. Shi understood, raised his right foot on the chair, and shouted:
"Fat man, come here!"

All this was seen by Chen Tian. Chen Tian shook his head, Mr. Shi is so wicked!
This mage is not a good person either!
Mr. Shi called them all back, pointed at the chicken soup and asked:
"Come and see, why is there a grasshopper here?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. Shi! I'll change it for you right now!"

Xiaozhu looked panicked and was about to take away the chicken soup. (End of chapter)