Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 258 Birthday Eight Characters
"Nephew, is there a ghost in your hands? Let them see it."

Wang Ying waved her hand and asked directly to Chen Tian.

"Oh? Junior brothers, haven't you seen ghosts yet?"

Chen Tian raised his eyebrows in surprise and waved his hand.

"Xiao Nai, come out!"

Xiao Nai appeared and bowed to everyone.

"Wow! What a beautiful female ghost!"

Everyone gathered around and tried to please Xiao Nai, like a bunch of peacocks with their tails spread!
Chen Tian shook his head helplessly and said to Xiao Nai:
"Xiao Nai, let them see what you are capable of! Don't be too harsh!"

"Yes, Master!"

Xiao Nai smiled slightly, threw up a white sleeve, and directly hit him
They were thrown into the air.

"Ah ah ah!"

Everyone screamed in horror, and then they realized how powerful Xiao Nai was.

When they fell to the ground, Xiao Nai caught them with his sleeves.

"Ouch!"

They all rolled down to the ground, no longer daring to underestimate Xiao Nai.

"Oh! It's really useless!"

Uncle Ying shook his head and sighed.

Chen Tian comforted Uncle Ying, "Xiao Nai's level is too high for them to deal with. Why don't we lead them in actual combat to catch ghosts?"

"Okay, Chen Tian, ​​I'll leave this to you. I still have work."

Without saying a word, Uncle Ying pushed this group of senior and junior juniors to Chen Tian.

Chen Tianzheng was depressed when he heard the system issued a task.

"Ding! The system has released a task to help Uncle Ying establish a sect! The reward is [-] system coins! The reward is [-] spiritual power! The reward is a sect token!"

Sect order?
Can I create my own sect?
Chen Tian's eyes lit up, this is a good thing!
"Okay, junior brothers and sisters, bring your magic weapons and come with me tonight!'

He agreed immediately and decided to teach his junior brothers and sisters a good lesson!
In the evening, he found a mass grave and took them all there.

A group of people rushed over in a mighty manner, holding white lanterns and looking at

A dark grave.

When the cold wind blows, the shadows of the trees dance like ghosts crying.

"Woo woo hoo hoo."

"Who's crying?
The eldest brother was the timidest and couldn't help but become suspicious.

However, a voice replied.

"My heart is in pain, please take pity on me!"

Everyone looked around and saw a red shadow appearing on the grave, looking at them with tears in the corners of his eyes.

'Ah, ghost!'

They were startled and ran back immediately.

"stop!
Xiao Nai appeared in time, flicked her fingers, and a transparent wall of light appeared.

"This is your test tonight. If you can't come out, you can spend the night here!
"No way! Sister Xiaonai, don't be so cruel!"

Everyone suddenly felt that the sky was falling and hurriedly begged Xiao Nai for mercy!
Chen Tian put his hands behind his back and shook his head.

"You guys, it's not like my uncle hasn't taught you anything on weekdays. You have to subdue all these ghosts, otherwise they won't be able to break through the wall!"

"No! Senior brother!"

Suddenly, a group of people surrounded Chen Tian, ​​but Chen Tian only waved.

The hand quickly disappeared.

"Come on you guys!"

Xiao Nai had already prepared a pot of tea and melon seed snacks when the ghost came out.

Chen Tian sat down on the chair and couldn't help but curl his lips when he heard the screams inside.

“It’s time for these junior brothers to be taught a lesson!
After struggling for a long time, everyone returned home in disgrace.

"Junior brothers and sisters, what do you think?"

Xiaoying raised her hair, held a mahogany sword in her hand, and answered loudly:
"Thank you, senior brother, for teaching me. This is truly ghost catching!"

Although Xiaoying is a woman, she is the first to come out. She has good qualifications, is the most diligent, and can be used in many ways!
Chen Tian nodded, wanting to focus on cultivating her.

"Xiaoying, this is the peach wood sword I have used. It is made of century-old peach wood. You can keep it!"

"Thank you, brother!'

Xiaoying's eyes lit up, she took the mahogany sword and looked left and right, looking very happy.

"I have long heard the master say that the hundred-year-old peach wood is rare to find, and it has been used by my senior brother. It is usually cultivated with spiritual power, and its power is endless!'

All the fellow apprentices suddenly became jealous and asked Chen Tian for something.

"Senior brother, you can't favor one over the other!"

Chen Tian raised his eyebrows, "Next time you are the first to come out of my test, I will give you a big gift!"

"Okay! We are ready! Please test us again, senior brother!"
Everyone was very coveted for the young junior sister's peach wood sword, and their fighting spirit was immediately aroused.

"Okay, let's have a night's rest and we'll come back tomorrow!"

Chen Tian greeted everyone to leave and go back to rest for the night.

The next day, Wang Ying invited Chen Tian to go see the house together.

Wearing a security guard's uniform and holding a baton, he told Chen Tian his plight.

"Nephew, my house is about to expire and the rent has tripled. I have no choice but to go check out the new house!"

Chen Tian nodded and asked, "Which house is Master Uncle interested in?"
"It's a haunted house, very spacious, three-story villa, and the most important thing is the low rent!"

Wang Ying squinted her eyes, looking satisfied.

"How much rent?"

Chen Tian looked at Wang Ying's happy look and asked deliberately.

Uncle Ying replied happily: "Free!"

This saves a lot of money, and there is a large amount of gold underground in this room, which is enough for Uncle Ying to start a sect!
He smiled and asked teasingly:
"Oh, is there such a good thing?"

Uncle Ying explained, and the two chatted and laughed before arriving at the haunted villa.

The villa is a three-story small Western-style building. I would not believe it, but it is quite old.

The villa also has a small garden, which is full of sparse trees and is very spacious.

A manager Shen wearing glasses came over, opened the door with the key, and said to them:
"Uncle Ying, you got a bargain! The owner of this house has immigrated, and we will take care of the resale. You can move in and live in it for free!"

"It will take at least a year or two to develop, and it's free for you to move in! Follow along and check out more!"

He pushed the door open and let Uncle Ying see the decorated room inside.

"But I heard this house is haunted. I don't believe it!"

Chen Tian shook his head and said nothing with a smile.

This unfortunate Manager Shen will be slapped in the face soon!
Wang Ying nodded and was very satisfied with this villa, but after hearing this, he gave some advice.

“When it comes to ghosts and gods, it’s better to believe that they exist than to believe that they don’t exist!
"Uncle Ying, I know that your full-time job is to be a watcher, and your part-time job is to be a Taoist priest! It doesn't matter if you lie to gods or ghosts, or if you cheat to get a meal!"

Manager Shen shook his head, with a bit of disdain in his eyes.

"No, I'm a full-time Taoist priest, part-time reading! I respect gods and catch ghosts, but I have nothing to lose!"

Uncle Ying waved his hand and said seriously.

"Uncle Ying, your nephew is the only one here, so don't be humble.

You have made a lot of money over the years!
Manager Shen's eyes flashed, and he revealed his true situation with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Ying said seriously:
“My money is to establish a sect and do justice for heaven!
Chen Tian nodded. It seemed that Uncle Ying had saved a lot of money and was preparing to start a sect.

"I'm going to make it easy!"

Manager Shen walked to the toilet, but was reminded by Uncle Ying.

"Be careful!"

Manager Shen asked in surprise: "What are you careful about?
"Be careful!"

Chen Tian couldn't help but added that he could see that there was a lot of gloom in this house. In addition to the ghost couple upstairs, there were also many lonely ghosts living in it.

However, they are just the lowest wandering ghosts. They do not have the smell of blood on them and will not harm living people.

But I’m afraid there will be no shortage of pranks!
Manager Shen rolled his eyes at him, as if looking at a magician.

"What are you afraid of in broad daylight?"

"There's no doorkeeper here, no landlord, and it's so empty. I'm afraid there are three or five ghosts here!"

Wang Ying warned him, and seeing the obvious disbelief in his eyes, he simply said.

"If you're not afraid, go ahead!"

"Oh, I'm so scared!
Manager Shen deliberately patted his chest and looked scared.

Chen Tian shook his head, just waiting to see the joke.

The two looked around the house and were very satisfied with the place!
The key is that this villa is free!
There is gold in the ground!
At this time, Manager Shen suddenly rushed out.

His face was pale, his hair was wet, and he smelled bad.

"Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"

Chen Tian asked deliberately, seeing Manager Shen's expression even more panicked.

However, he forced out a stiff smile and waved his hands repeatedly.

"I'm fine! It's fine!"

"Is everything okay? Why do you smell so bad?"

Uncle Ying covered his nose and looked at him suspiciously.

"It's okay, I'm really okay!"

The curvature of the corners of Manager Shen's mouth was even wider. He was afraid that they would regret it and hurriedly denied it!
He immediately thrust the key into Uncle Ying's hand and ran out immediately.

"The key is handed over to you! I have to leave beforehand!"

When he arrived outside the courtyard, Manager Shen felt that he had no chance of surviving, so he turned around and ran away in fear!
"Ahhh! There's a ghost!"

The two looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

Of course there is a ghost here!
When they move in, they have to perform a ritual ceremony to cleanse themselves from the wind and dust!
After returning home, Chen Tian found that the small room was still crowded with people, noisy and lively.

I saw all the disciples on the battlefield, entertaining the pilgrims.

Two disciples stood guard in front of the fragrant oil box and said to the pilgrims:
"Sir, please donate some sesame oil money. I'm happy to help you! You can donate any amount you want!"

The middle-aged man immediately took out a few coins and prepared to put them into the sesame oil box.

"Hey, but God is afraid of the sound of copper coins, so no matter how much I ask, it won't work!" "Oh!"

The man came to the door, immediately changed the paper money and stuffed it into the sesame oil box.

"It won't ring now!"

The disciple immediately smiled and bent down.

"Please!"

Yes, these disciples are at least good at making money and eloquent!
It just complements the upright Uncle Ying!
It seems that keeping them is not useless!
Continuing to walk inside, Chen Tian saw the senior brother wearing glasses telling people's fortunes.

He was shaking his fan and holding a blue-covered arithmetic book. His expression was serious, somewhat like a magician.

The person asking the question was a middle-aged man with a sad face. He asked the senior brother: Master, do you want me to write down the birth date?"

"Hey, no need! Our master said that if your birth date falls into the wrong hands, there will be endless trouble!"

The eldest brother did not speak, but the third junior brother next to him immediately responded, giving the eldest brother his expert demeanor.

"We're good people. But it's a matter of responsibility."

The junior sister spoke at the side and praised Wang Ying.

"Just write your name and address! Now our master is the Six Gods who guide us, not ordinary fortune tellers!"

"correct!"

The senior brother nodded and boasted to the customers.

"Generally, plum blossom calculations and iron plate magic calculations require calculation, and it is easy to make mistakes!"

“But our master’s calculation will definitely not be wrong!
Chen Tian was confused when he heard what he was talking about. What kind of six gods could guide him?
Is there such a calculation?
Wang Ying looked a little embarrassed, took a step forward, and opened the yellow curtain.

"What? You are not the master?"

the customer asked in surprise.

"I am a teacher
The senior brother's eyes squinted, and he happened to see the master and senior brother walking over, and he immediately changed his words.

"The chief assistant!"

"Master, you are back!"

A group of disciples came forward one after another and saluted Wang Ying.

Wang Ying, still wearing security uniforms, said to them:
"Ask him to wait! I'll change my clothes first."

When Wang Ying entered the house to change clothes, everyone immediately started talking.

"Is this the master? It doesn't look reliable!
"I think business is not doing well!"

"It's not a liar, is it?"

After some discussion, everyone was about to leave, but the disciples hurriedly stopped them.

Waiting for guests.

Chen Tian frowned and stopped directly in front of the frowning middle-aged man.

"Mr. Guan, there are some problems in the business?" The man's eyes lit up, condensing all his hope.

"Master, you are right! Please help me! No matter how much it costs, I am willing to do it!"

"Sir, please sit down! Please allow me to tell your fortune!"

Chen Tian nodded, his eyes flashed, and he sat down on his seat.

Everyone was attracted by their conversation and stayed to watch the show.

Chen Tian took out three copper coins and threw them on the table, one positive and two negative.

The hexagram of survival in dangerous situations!
"Survive in dangerous situations, if you still have a chance to survive, you can go to the next level!
"Really? Master, please save me!"

Mr. Chen grabbed Chen Tian's sleeve and refused to let go. He looked very excited, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

Chen Tian nodded, and in order to build his reputation, he said directly:
"You go west today and meet Mr. Lin. He will help you get out of trouble."

"After the matter is completed, you will send over [-]% of your business.

"I guarantee that you will have a smooth life in the future!"

Mr. Chen was so happy that he almost went crazy and stuffed a lot of money directly into Chen Tian's hands.

He hurriedly ran out, not daring not to believe it, but also unwilling not to believe it!
"Okay, okay! Thank you, master!"

After Mr. Chen left, everyone immediately started talking and looked dubious, but they didn't leave either.

"Does this master have real abilities?"

"I think it's a lie! He's so young! He has no hair on his lips and can't do his job well!"

"Maybe they are colluding!"

Chen Tian smiled slightly and looked at everyone's faces with focused eyes.

"Everyone, if you have anything you want to calculate, just come here. If you are looking for something or something, you can do a fortune telling first. If it doesn't work, you won't be charged!"

Everyone rushed up one after another, regardless of whether it works or not, let’s hang up the hexagram first!
"Master, I live downstairs in your house. My cat is missing. Let me take care of it first!"

Chen Tian nodded and casually made the formula to figure out such a simple matter.

"Your cat is at Uncle Wang's house next door to you. Go and hug it!"

Aunt Li hurriedly left immediately, and when the senior brother was about to ask for money, she glared at him fiercely.

"I won't give you the money until I find the cat!"

Everyone also stopped and started discussing.

"We won't know whether his calculation is true or false until Auntie's cat is found!"

Chen Tian smiled slightly, sat on the chair, and waited for Aunt Li to come back.

Not long after, Aunt Li rushed over holding a fat orange cat.

She hurriedly put the money on Chen Tian's table, and put the fat orange cat on the table with her, looking extremely excited.

"Master, you are really capable! My orange cat has been missing for three days and has never been found! I didn't expect that Uncle Wang captured it and raised it!"

"If the master hadn't told me, I wouldn't have found it!"

"Uncle Wang is so disgusting!"

Immediately, everyone rushed up and surrounded Chen Tian.

"Count me first!"

"Master, count me first! I'll give you double the price!"

"Master, I will give you three times!"

Finally, everyone dispersed, and Chen Tiancai had a rest.

The senior brother held the money box and looked very happy!
"It's done, it's done, we've all done it!"

Uncle Ying came out and nodded.

"Master nephew, you are very good at divination, even my master uncle is not as good as you!"

"Uncle, that's ridiculous!"

Chen Tian immediately stood up and was humble.

At this time, someone kicked the door violently and shouted outside: "Master Wang, the rent is collected!"

"Humph, we have money now! Open the door!"

The senior brother held the money box and looked very proud.

But Uncle Ying frowned and stopped in front of them.

"Chen Tian earned this money and should give it to him."

Chen Tian was stunned, he didn't expect Uncle Ying to be so principled!
"Uncle, I give you this money! This is your pilgrim, you should take the money!"

Uncle Ying forced the cash box into Chen Tian's hand and shook his head.

"No, I can't take this money!'

"You saw that house too, we can go there!"

But Chen Tian still refused and proposed a way.

"How about each of us take half of the money?"

"No, I can't accept it!"

Uncle Ying was very stubborn and pushed the cash box back.

At this time, the rent collector was very dissatisfied and shouted: "Uncle Ying, I can't live without you paying me!"

Uncle Ying then went to open the door and sighed.

"Uncle Ying, there's nothing I can do. The rent has doubled. If you don't pay, I'll have to rent it to someone else!"

The rent collector said forcefully that he had no intention of negotiating.

"You can move tomorrow!"

Suddenly, everyone started crying.

"There's no place to live anymore!"

"Don't worry, master has a place to live, and the place is bigger than here!"

"You can also practice together and move in with us!"

"Great!"

On the same day, Chen Tian and Wang Ying moved to the villa together.

Copper coins pave the way in the house and wash away evil spirits.Send paper money to the gods outside the house to eliminate outsiders!
Worship the door god at the door to protect your home.Put paper money on the window sill to keep away all evil!
Hang yellow talismans on the wall to introduce righteousness.Pressing the copper coin at the foot of the bed brings good fortune, longevity and health!
The two of them did some magic and drove away the wandering ghosts in the house before they officially moved in.
Got this villa.

I saw two black and white portraits on the attic, with spiders on them
Silk.

Wang Ying swept away the spider silk and saw that the portrait above was of a man and a woman.

The man's face is full of beards, his eyes are as big as copper bells, and he shows a fierce look.

The woman is beautiful, with lowered eyebrows and lowered eyes, and a well-behaved appearance.

No matter how you look at these two people, they don’t deserve each other!
Wang Ying and Chen Tian burned three sticks of incense, then went downstairs and looked for their room.

"Nephew, thanks to you this time, you must help!'

"It's easy to say. As long as my nephew is able to do anything, he will definitely help."

Chen Tian laughed and didn't say too much.

His task also falls on helping Master Ying establish a sect, so of course he has to help!
At night, Chen Tian meditated on the bed, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

There was a noise in the attic, which disrupted Chen Tian's practice.

"Hey! You haven't eaten! Try harder!"

"Why don't you speak?"

"A woman must obey three virtues and four virtues: obey her father at home and her husband when married! Do you know?"

Chen Tian's mouth twitched. Isn't this just the male ghost quarreling and bullying the female ghost Ajuan?
(End of this chapter)