Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts
Chapter 39 Stuffed talisman paper in the belly of the toad, Awei was tricked
Chapter 39 Stuffed talisman paper in the belly of the toad, Awei was tricked
In the study, Master Ren greeted Chen Tian and Lin Jiu to sit down, and said, "Uncle Jiu, how is the selection of the cemetery going?
"Master Ren, last night I thought about it all night, and I chose two better tombs for Mr. Ren.
A place called Guiyang, on a small hill ten miles east of the original cemetery, can bless Mr. Ren's descendants to prosper, Changtai and Chang'an!
The other one is called Jingliu Xiaolong Cave, which is backed by the Renjia River, which can wash away bad luck and bless Mr. Ren's family's business like flowing water, and go straight up against the wind. "
Lin Jiu unfolded the map near Renjia Town, and pointed out the locations of the two selected tombs to Master Ren.
"Well, not bad!"
Master Ren watched Lin Jiuxuan obtain two acupuncture points, and nodded in satisfaction. The things that these two acupuncture points can give him are what he urgently needs.
For example, he has long heirs, and he is already in his 40s. If Ren Tingting has a daughter, it would be great if he can give birth to a son.
And the other acupuncture point can help me do business and make a lot of money, which is what I urgently need.
"Uncle Jiu, can I have both of these acupuncture points?" Master Ren frowned as he looked at Guiyang and Jingliu Xiaolong's acupuncture points, and asked.
"Everything!!"
A look of displeasure appeared on Lin Jiu's face, this Master Ren is really greedy enough.
"sure!"
Chen Tian at the side suddenly spoke.
"Shhhhh!!"
As soon as Chen Tian finished speaking, the gazes of Lin Jiu and Master Ren all looked at Chen Tian in unison.
"Nephew, how could this person be buried in two tombs?" Lin Jiu asked doubtfully.
"Mr. Chen, do you really have a solution?" Master Ren, who was on the side, looked at Chen Tian with bright eyes and asked.
"Well, yes, just cut your father in half and put half in Guiyang acupoint, usually in Jingliu Xiaoshuilong's acupoint."
Chen Tian said calmly.
Forehead!!
Immediately, Master Ren stopped talking, and understood that Chen Tian was mocking himself for being too greedy.
Splitting the dead in half is absolutely unacceptable.
After Lin Jiu heard Chen Tiande's proposal, seeing Master Ren deflated and silent, he couldn't help feeling much happier.
In fact, Chen Tian felt that it was useless to choose a cemetery now, because Mr. Ren would break through tonight and kill him.
However, for the sake of Ren Tingting's face, I still have to help as much as possible. If Master Ren insists on dying, then I don't care!! Downstairs!!
"Cousin Tingting, I haven't seen you for so long, do you miss me?"
Captain Awei leaned over to Ren Tingting's side, with a wretched smile on his face, and said.
"Didn't we just meet yesterday?"
A trace of impatience appeared on Ren Tingting's face, looking at the wretched Awei in front of her, a trace of boredom rose in her heart.
Can't help but compare Ah Wei and Chen Tian!
It's okay if it's not a comparison. After a comparison, Ren Tingting instantly felt what it means to be a genus and a male god.
"Um, this is not important, what is important is cousin Tingting, do you miss me?"
Captain Awei looked like he was licking a dog, and said to Ren Tingting in front of him.
"No!"
Ren Tingting shook her head firmly.
"Cousin Tingting, think again, do you really miss me? Not even for a second?"
Captain Awei covered the position of his heart, and asked again with a look of anticipation.
Ren Tingting thought about it for a long time, and then said: "No, I have been thinking about Mr. Chen!"
Been thinking about it!
Mr. Chen!!!!
"Crack!!"
As soon as Ren Tingting finished speaking, Awei's face turned pale, and he felt that his little heart was about to be unable to bear the stimulation and was about to explode.
"Pfft!!"
The maid Xiao Cui couldn't help laughing out loud seeing Captain Awei's smug face.
In his heart, he secretly thought, for a man like you, who still wants to rob Miss Chen, is really a toad who wants to eat swan meat.
Sitting on the chair, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai couldn't help but look at each other!
"Wen Cai, this brat dared to hit the younger brother's woman, let's teach him a lesson!"
Qiu Sheng suggested.
"it is good!"
Immediately, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai walked towards Captain Awei.
"Hey, what are you doing? How dare you harass my junior brother's wife?"
Immediately, Qiu Sheng stood between Captain Awei and Ren Tingting with an angry face, raised his chest and raised his head.
Brother's Wife!!
"Hey, boy, what are you talking about? When will my cousin become your younger brother's wife!"
"To shut up!"
The next second, before Awei finished speaking, Ren Tingting interrupted Awei's next words, and a blush rose on her face at some point.
"Cousin, why are you interrupting me? When did you become that boy Chen Tian?"
"To shut up!"
Awei still wanted to question, but Ren Tingting interrupted Captain Awei again, then looked at Qiusheng and said, "What did you just say, say it again?"
"what?"
Qiu Sheng was slightly taken aback, and then said: "I said Captain Awei dared to harass my junior brother's wife!!"
"That's right, that's right, say it again!"
"Junior Brother Wife!!"
"Yep!"
Captain Awei on the side felt a sweetness in his throat, and a trace of blood gushed out from his heart.
"oops!!"
At this moment, Captain Awei felt a pain in his head, and turned his head away with a scream, only to see a white hair in Wen Cai's hand and said: "Oh, Captain Awei, is this your hair!
How could they be so white?
This is a phenomenon of premature aging, I guess it won't be long before my master can find you a good cave for burial!"
"Hey, hey, kid, don't talk nonsense, how could this white hair be found on my head!
It's definitely not mine. I, Awei, am in the prime of life, and it is impossible to have gray hair. "Captain Awei immediately said resolutely.
"Oh, okay!"
Wen Cai winked at Qiu Sheng, then walked out the door.
Captain Awei, standing next to Ren Tingting, didn't know what to say for a while!
Qiu Sheng took out a talisman, wrapped his hair in it, chanted the mantra, then pointed to a toad next to the pillar and said: "Wen Cai, catch that toad for me.
Since that kid Awei wants to be a toad and eat swan meat, then I will let him be a toad for real. "
"Hey, okay!"
Wen Cai immediately nodded with a smirk on his face, then grabbed the toad at the foot of the wall in his hand, and stuffed the rune into the toad's stomach.
Immediately, a rope was tied to the hind legs of the toad to prevent the toad from running away.
put it on the ground.
"Qiu Sheng, why is this toad not moving?" Wen Cai looked at the motionless toad on the ground and asked.
"Well, kick him!" Qiu Sheng said.
Wen Cai immediately stretched out his foot and kicked Toad's ass.
"Cuck!!"
Immediately, Toad jumped a step forward!!
In the lobby of the Ren Mansion, Captain Awei felt as if someone had kicked his ass.
Immediately, the legs couldn't help but jumped a step forward!
When it landed on the ground, it turned out to be lying on the ground with both hands, like a toad, how embarrassing it is!
"what!"
Ren Tingting and Xiaocui on the side suddenly screamed, looking at Captain Awei who was acting like a toad on the ground, with a confused look on their faces.
What's the situation?
(End of this chapter)
In the study, Master Ren greeted Chen Tian and Lin Jiu to sit down, and said, "Uncle Jiu, how is the selection of the cemetery going?
"Master Ren, last night I thought about it all night, and I chose two better tombs for Mr. Ren.
A place called Guiyang, on a small hill ten miles east of the original cemetery, can bless Mr. Ren's descendants to prosper, Changtai and Chang'an!
The other one is called Jingliu Xiaolong Cave, which is backed by the Renjia River, which can wash away bad luck and bless Mr. Ren's family's business like flowing water, and go straight up against the wind. "
Lin Jiu unfolded the map near Renjia Town, and pointed out the locations of the two selected tombs to Master Ren.
"Well, not bad!"
Master Ren watched Lin Jiuxuan obtain two acupuncture points, and nodded in satisfaction. The things that these two acupuncture points can give him are what he urgently needs.
For example, he has long heirs, and he is already in his 40s. If Ren Tingting has a daughter, it would be great if he can give birth to a son.
And the other acupuncture point can help me do business and make a lot of money, which is what I urgently need.
"Uncle Jiu, can I have both of these acupuncture points?" Master Ren frowned as he looked at Guiyang and Jingliu Xiaolong's acupuncture points, and asked.
"Everything!!"
A look of displeasure appeared on Lin Jiu's face, this Master Ren is really greedy enough.
"sure!"
Chen Tian at the side suddenly spoke.
"Shhhhh!!"
As soon as Chen Tian finished speaking, the gazes of Lin Jiu and Master Ren all looked at Chen Tian in unison.
"Nephew, how could this person be buried in two tombs?" Lin Jiu asked doubtfully.
"Mr. Chen, do you really have a solution?" Master Ren, who was on the side, looked at Chen Tian with bright eyes and asked.
"Well, yes, just cut your father in half and put half in Guiyang acupoint, usually in Jingliu Xiaoshuilong's acupoint."
Chen Tian said calmly.
Forehead!!
Immediately, Master Ren stopped talking, and understood that Chen Tian was mocking himself for being too greedy.
Splitting the dead in half is absolutely unacceptable.
After Lin Jiu heard Chen Tiande's proposal, seeing Master Ren deflated and silent, he couldn't help feeling much happier.
In fact, Chen Tian felt that it was useless to choose a cemetery now, because Mr. Ren would break through tonight and kill him.
However, for the sake of Ren Tingting's face, I still have to help as much as possible. If Master Ren insists on dying, then I don't care!! Downstairs!!
"Cousin Tingting, I haven't seen you for so long, do you miss me?"
Captain Awei leaned over to Ren Tingting's side, with a wretched smile on his face, and said.
"Didn't we just meet yesterday?"
A trace of impatience appeared on Ren Tingting's face, looking at the wretched Awei in front of her, a trace of boredom rose in her heart.
Can't help but compare Ah Wei and Chen Tian!
It's okay if it's not a comparison. After a comparison, Ren Tingting instantly felt what it means to be a genus and a male god.
"Um, this is not important, what is important is cousin Tingting, do you miss me?"
Captain Awei looked like he was licking a dog, and said to Ren Tingting in front of him.
"No!"
Ren Tingting shook her head firmly.
"Cousin Tingting, think again, do you really miss me? Not even for a second?"
Captain Awei covered the position of his heart, and asked again with a look of anticipation.
Ren Tingting thought about it for a long time, and then said: "No, I have been thinking about Mr. Chen!"
Been thinking about it!
Mr. Chen!!!!
"Crack!!"
As soon as Ren Tingting finished speaking, Awei's face turned pale, and he felt that his little heart was about to be unable to bear the stimulation and was about to explode.
"Pfft!!"
The maid Xiao Cui couldn't help laughing out loud seeing Captain Awei's smug face.
In his heart, he secretly thought, for a man like you, who still wants to rob Miss Chen, is really a toad who wants to eat swan meat.
Sitting on the chair, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai couldn't help but look at each other!
"Wen Cai, this brat dared to hit the younger brother's woman, let's teach him a lesson!"
Qiu Sheng suggested.
"it is good!"
Immediately, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai walked towards Captain Awei.
"Hey, what are you doing? How dare you harass my junior brother's wife?"
Immediately, Qiu Sheng stood between Captain Awei and Ren Tingting with an angry face, raised his chest and raised his head.
Brother's Wife!!
"Hey, boy, what are you talking about? When will my cousin become your younger brother's wife!"
"To shut up!"
The next second, before Awei finished speaking, Ren Tingting interrupted Awei's next words, and a blush rose on her face at some point.
"Cousin, why are you interrupting me? When did you become that boy Chen Tian?"
"To shut up!"
Awei still wanted to question, but Ren Tingting interrupted Captain Awei again, then looked at Qiusheng and said, "What did you just say, say it again?"
"what?"
Qiu Sheng was slightly taken aback, and then said: "I said Captain Awei dared to harass my junior brother's wife!!"
"That's right, that's right, say it again!"
"Junior Brother Wife!!"
"Yep!"
Captain Awei on the side felt a sweetness in his throat, and a trace of blood gushed out from his heart.
"oops!!"
At this moment, Captain Awei felt a pain in his head, and turned his head away with a scream, only to see a white hair in Wen Cai's hand and said: "Oh, Captain Awei, is this your hair!
How could they be so white?
This is a phenomenon of premature aging, I guess it won't be long before my master can find you a good cave for burial!"
"Hey, hey, kid, don't talk nonsense, how could this white hair be found on my head!
It's definitely not mine. I, Awei, am in the prime of life, and it is impossible to have gray hair. "Captain Awei immediately said resolutely.
"Oh, okay!"
Wen Cai winked at Qiu Sheng, then walked out the door.
Captain Awei, standing next to Ren Tingting, didn't know what to say for a while!
Qiu Sheng took out a talisman, wrapped his hair in it, chanted the mantra, then pointed to a toad next to the pillar and said: "Wen Cai, catch that toad for me.
Since that kid Awei wants to be a toad and eat swan meat, then I will let him be a toad for real. "
"Hey, okay!"
Wen Cai immediately nodded with a smirk on his face, then grabbed the toad at the foot of the wall in his hand, and stuffed the rune into the toad's stomach.
Immediately, a rope was tied to the hind legs of the toad to prevent the toad from running away.
put it on the ground.
"Qiu Sheng, why is this toad not moving?" Wen Cai looked at the motionless toad on the ground and asked.
"Well, kick him!" Qiu Sheng said.
Wen Cai immediately stretched out his foot and kicked Toad's ass.
"Cuck!!"
Immediately, Toad jumped a step forward!!
In the lobby of the Ren Mansion, Captain Awei felt as if someone had kicked his ass.
Immediately, the legs couldn't help but jumped a step forward!
When it landed on the ground, it turned out to be lying on the ground with both hands, like a toad, how embarrassing it is!
"what!"
Ren Tingting and Xiaocui on the side suddenly screamed, looking at Captain Awei who was acting like a toad on the ground, with a confused look on their faces.
What's the situation?
(End of this chapter)
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