Villager of Destiny

Chapter 2 Two Fools
When I woke up in the morning, as usual, I went to the entrance of the village to sit and play silly with the dog.

But after sitting for a while, the man came out of the village with big bags and small bags yesterday. I couldn't help rubbing my eyes at that time, thinking about how he had to leave when he entered the village yesterday with only one bag on his back. There are so many things in time.

Upon closer inspection, I was taken aback.

The thing in his bag was nothing but the paper money that I was going to burn at night. I was very familiar with the style of the paper money, and it was impossible to admit that I was wrong.

I got angry at that time, and subconsciously rolled up my sleeves to argue with him. I think he stole the paper money from the firewood room because he sneaked into my house.

However, before I walked in front of him, he threw a piece of paper money from his bag to me, and at the same time said to the air: "Aya, I saw this kid here yesterday when I came here, and he looks stupid. Foolish and poor."

"The 100 yuan is our wish."

"It should also be the witness that the two of us can have today's fate."

After speaking, he looked at me again, shook his head sympathetically, then walked away with a smile without looking back.

I looked at the piece of paper money he gave me, and my whole body was a little messy. After thinking about it carefully, I realized that my guess was right. This should be a real fool, otherwise, how could I talk to the air.

It still looked like the real thing, as if someone was talking to him around him.

Thinking of this, I subconsciously looked at my small body, then took a step back without hesitation, and immediately dismissed the idea of ​​arguing with him.

If this man is really crazy and stupid, I can't afford to provoke him. What if he beats me up again?

After all, in my memory, when the old lunatic really pretended to be crazy, those wild dogs would be so frightened that they would scurry around with their tails between their legs and urinate out of fear.

Even though I watched him leave, I was still a little bit reconciled.

Those paper money are enough for me to burn for several days.

Originally, this matter passed like this, but at night, as usual, I went to the firewood room to get paper money, but I felt something was wrong.

I found that the paper money in the firewood room was intact, and even the amount was not different from what I remembered.

In other words, the paper money that man took away was not stolen from me.

I broke out in a cold sweat.

I just feel like hell.

This village is a dry village. I have observed it countless times during the years when the old lunatic was around. Except for the two of us, there are only a few chickens and ducks raised at home and wild dogs outside the village. There is no second person at all. Three people, let alone where else there is paper money.

Unless the old madman kept it from me.

But that obviously shouldn't be, after all, these paper money are not precious things, and I have inherited the mantle of the old madman and stayed in this village, so it is impossible for the old madman not to tell me that there are other places where the paper money is kept.

At that moment, I was so panicked that my legs couldn't help shaking.

After burning the paper money, he got into bed directly, and began to plan to leave the village again and fly away.

Just after thinking about it, I finally felt that I would just leave like this, and I could only be a beggar. There was a high probability that I would starve to death without even collecting the body, so I fell asleep depressed.

In the end, I thought of a way to get the best of both worlds.

The next time someone comes, I will pester that person to take me out of the village, and then eat, drink, and use his food.

As long as you don't starve to death.

But what I didn't expect was that the arrival of the second outsider was several years later.

I'm even more already.

From a child.

Became a real 'crazy' person.

The reason why I say this is because for these years, I have been waiting for the arrival of the second outsider every day, repeating the same thing every day while waiting, gradually becoming numb, and sometimes even because I pretend to be stupid and get used to it, at night I can't change it, even when I burn paper money, I will laugh from time to time.

Fortunately, over the years, nothing strange happened.

So when I saw outsiders coming again, I was not so excited, or I was completely used to living in this village alone, and I had no idea of ​​leaving.

I even thought, maybe one day, I will pick up a child from outside like an old lunatic, and let him inherit my mantle and stay in this village when I am old, although I don't know the meaning of it what is it.

But this time it was two people.

These two people came in a car that I had never seen before. Through their communication, I knew that the car was called a car.

And those two people, one is Liu Ming and the other is Zhuang Yue.

As soon as they got out of the car, they took a picture of me with something called a video camera, and one of them, Zhuang Yue, said: "This young man, who looks stupid, should be the guardian of this village. "

When I heard the words "village guardian", I subconsciously felt that it was a bit appropriate.

After all, whether it is the old lunatic or me, guarding this dry village all these years can indeed be called a village guard.

I was thinking about it, Zhuang Yue said again: "This village should be Niang'er Village, that's right."

"Your uncle probably came to this village to find a wife and made a fortune, right?"

Liu Ming looked towards our village after hearing this, and then looked forward to it.

"It should be right."

"According to my uncle, this Niang'er Village is one of the few remaining villages in our country that still retains the custom of walking marriage."

"Moreover, this village is different from those traditional matrilineal walk-in marriages. Women in the village are allowed to marry out."

Hearing this, Zhuang Yue's eyes lit up.

"Then what are you still doing?"

"Even if you can't find a daughter-in-law here, you can get a free shot that you don't have to take responsibility for..."

As he spoke, he grinned, then looked at Liu Ming and said solemnly, "Cut this part off."

"We're here to make a documentary about the marriage family."

"Okay, okay, let's go, don't you see, those girls are all staring at us."

The more I listened, the more confused I became.

What walking marriages.

What girl.

What does this have to do with Niang'er Village?
When I saw the two of them entering the village, I couldn't help but twitched the corner of my mouth.

The two of them patted east and west.

Waving and saying hello from time to time, smiling from ear to ear, I couldn't help but think of the person who came to this village at the beginning.

Almost exactly the same.

I couldn't help thinking in my heart, "Damn, it can't be so unlucky, these two people are also fools, right?"

I felt like crying for a while.

The thought of leaving the village was completely forgotten.

I just think it's all idiots out there.

If I go out...

I couldn't help shivering, so I stopped looking at those two people and continued to tease those wild dogs. I just think these wild dogs are cuter than those two fools.

Just vaguely, I seem to have heard the two of them say: "Fortunately, the one at the entrance of the village is an idiot, otherwise there are so many girls, they would all have to be harmed by him."

"The village guards are all fools."

"When the time comes, we'll finish the movie, and we'll make another one for that idiot. It'll be called..."Walking Marriage Village Guardian", it's sure to explode!"

Hear these words.

I frowned subconsciously.

How to say it is the same as the real thing.

There are really girls in our Niang'er Village?

(End of this chapter)