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Chapter 155 Bot lane combination live broadcast routine (4) [Recommended 2000 plus update last week]

After a while, Su Jinhang asked suspiciously: "The barrage says I am Sister Xianglin, what is Sister Xianglin?"

Zuo Xi: "Is it a girl?"

Yu Jingnian: "Haven't you read Lu Xun's "Blessings"? You don't know the classic description of the occasional round of eyeballs. In layman's terms, it's a dead face."

Song Qi: "Hahahaha, Sister-in-law Xianglin, that's a good nickname."

Su Jinhang turned to look at Song Qi: "Your skin is itchy, isn't it?"

Song Qi looked at his top laner: "Brother Cai, save me, I will catch more in the future, we will fight in the upper field."

Zhou Weiming: "I'll stand by you in this wave, Mrs. Xianglin from e-sports hahahahaha."

After the conflict between Su Jinhang and the whole team was resolved, Zuo Xi let out a scream and was massacred on the enemy's high ground, and a reward of [-] was given out.

Yu Jingnian: "If you don't listen to your father, you won't end well."

Zuo Xi raised his foot to kick Yu Jingnian, but due to his improper posture and some unspeakable reasons, he failed to kick.

Yu Jingnian continued to activate the taunting skill: "Little short legs."

Zuo Xi: "My legs are not short, I have a golden ratio of 1:0.618."

Yu Jingnian: "The statue of the goddess Venus? But you are short, and the proportion of your legs is useless."

"I'm not short, I'm 168!"

"I'm 1.8 meters six!"

It's a very familiar script, but Zuo Xi always feels that something is wrong, what is wrong?

"I remembered, you are 1 meters!"

Yu Jingnian: "Still taller than you."

Zuo Xi angrily threw the mouse and pushed the keyboard forward: "I don't play anymore, it's hard to play with you!"

Yu Jingnian stood up, grabbed Zuo Xi by the collar, and pulled her back: "Come back!"

Then he began to BB Zuoxi crazily. Zuoxi felt a cool breeze coming through his clothes, and a sense of crisis of revealing his identity rose in his heart.

Now the five team members are all watching the live broadcast, and the total audience is several million, Zuo Xi is afraid that he will lose his horse in front of the millions of audience.

Zuo Xi's face was flushed from suffocation, and he lowered his head, not looking at Yu Jingnian.

"Why are you blushing?"

Zuo Xi had an idea: "I'm so angry!"

Yu Jingnian was filled with righteous indignation: "What are you angry about, I should be angry!"

Zuo Xi: "Why are you angry? I have two hundred and five, short legs, and a statue of Venus, so I can't be angry?"

Yu Jingnian: "My mother worked so hard to play the game for 35 minutes, and finally pulled out an AD son in Liushen costume, but you told me that you stopped playing! What's the use of me raising you!"

Zuo Xi: "..."

Zuo Xi was speechless for a while, but fortunately, the shocking secret about her was not revealed.

This game was reversed countless times, and Zuo Xilang finally lost the game and deducted [-] points.Yu Jingnian was speechless looking at the sand sculpture AD that he didn't want to win.

Zuo Xi was very happy. It turned out that the way to deal with Yu Jingnian was to be worse than him. As long as he was good enough, he would no longer be afraid of Yu Jingnian's cat, Morgana!
The two who aspired to be the world's number one bot lane team walked hand in hand on the broad road of losing points.

For the second game, Zuo Xi chose Kai'Sa, who made her happy. Yu Jingnian looked at Kai'Sa and Zuo Xi, and felt that it was time for him to use black technology.

Yu Jingnian took out the mid laner Kassadin.

Zuo Xi: "Have you been filled?"

Yu Jingnian: "No, I just want to use Kassadin to assist you!"

"Damn it! Get lost! I don't need Kassadin's support! I'll rely on you! Can you be a human being!"

　Thank you Su Huan, Ji Bai, Fujin and other students for their recommendation tickets

　　Happy Tanabata, good night everyone (｀ω)

　　ps: Alliance knowledge question: Do you know the relationship between Kai’Sa and Kassadin in the official background?

　　


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