God-level assistant loves me so much

Chapter 163 What should I do if I like my mentally handicapped assistant? (1) [Add more updates for the meatball rudder]
There are still more than ten minutes before departure to the stadium, and everyone packs up their bags and prepares to go.

The bottom duo didn't wear team uniforms, so they ran to the bedroom to put on team uniforms, and the other players got on the bus.

Xiaoshen routinely yelled in the car: "Look carefully at the people around you to see if they are all there. If the people next to you haven't arrived, raise your hands."

Seeing no one raised their hand, Xiao Shen boldly greeted the driver and drove the bus away.

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Zuo Xi and Yu Jingnian put on the team uniforms. Zuo Xi always felt that the team uniforms today were weird. Specifically, they were weird.

Zuo Xi came out of the cubicle and asked Yu Jingnian who had just finished changing, "Do you think my team uniform is weird today?"

"I also think my uniform is weird."

Yu Jingnian tugged at his clothes, feeling that the uniforms were too small.

Look up and see that the ID printed on Zuo Xi's back is "Year".

Yu Jingnian: "The two of us are wearing anti-team uniforms."

Yu Jingnian took off his team uniform on the spot and threw it into Zuo Xi's arms, and signaled Zuo Xi to change his team uniform as well.

Out of the corner of Zuo Xi's eye, he accidentally glanced at Yu Jingnian. This person was too good-looking, and then accidentally continued to glance at him a few more times.

Yu Jingnian: "Hurry up and change your clothes! What are you looking at, haven't you seen your abs?"

Zuo Xi couldn't help complaining when he saw his humble appearance, "Why haven't I seen abdominal muscles? I also have some, okay?"

Yu Jingnian: "How much?"

Zuo Xi asked cautiously, "How much are you?"

Yu Jingnian answered casually, "Eight yuan."

Zuo Xi: "I have nine yuan."

Yu Jingnian didn't believe Zuo Xi's nonsense, Zuo Xi would release water every morning for his morning exercises, and he was ashamed to say that he had "nine-pack abs".Yu Jingnian walked straight in front of Zuo Xi, stretched out his sinful hand, "Let me touch your nine-pack abs."

Zuo Xi was frightened and yelled: "Don't touch it, they are ninety-nine!"

Yu Jingnian: "..."

God damn ninety-nine return to one, why do I have an ADC like you, it's simply mentally retarded!
Taking advantage of Yu Jingnian's stagnation, Zuo Xi stepped into the cubicle, changed his team uniform like a thief, and then threw Yu Jingnian's team uniform back into his hand.

Yu Jingnian put on his team uniform, the two of them went to the training room, took the peripherals and went downstairs.

When I went downstairs, I found that the bus had disappeared.

After Yu Jingnian called Xiaoshen, he found that the car had left.

Yu Jingnian roared, "Xiao Shen! Are you a blind monk? Can't you see that there are two living people missing in the car?"

Xiaoshen thought carefully, the two most chatty people didn't come today, and the car was a little too quiet.

Xiao Shen first apologized, and then got angry again: "What are you two doing up here? If you two are not two big men, I suspect that you two are making villains."

"Xiao Shen, what nonsense are you talking about?" Yu Jingnian growled, "We just wore our clothes backwards."

Xiao Shen's head got bigger: "Okay, okay, it's too late to go back and pick you up, so let's find a way to come here, anyway, our base is quite close to the stadium, let's take a taxi, and the team will reimburse you."

After the XX incident broke out, Yu Jingnian deleted a certain taxi app from his phone, and it hasn't been installed yet.

The two stood on the side of the road, but they couldn't get a taxi no matter what.

In the end, Yu Jingnian saw the shared bicycle beside him and pulled Zuo Xi over.

Zuo Xi: "I don't know how to ride a bicycle."

Yu Jingnian: "How old are you? Can't ride a bicycle yet?"

Zuo Xi: "My dad said that I don't need to learn, there is him."

Yu Jingnian: "Okay, for the sake of what you said, come up."

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