Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

Chapter 188 Training (There is a pig head in the academy)
Yiyi, whose height was affirmed by others, was very excited.

He couldn't even sit still, so he jumped to Kong Yuyu's place, and forced someone to measure her height.

"One meter...five nine point five."

Yiyi:?
"Look again, look again, it should be 1.6 meters, why is there a decimal? We don't have such an accurate ruler!"

Yiyi was hanging on Kong Yuyu's neck, and she couldn't believe that she hadn't crossed the 1.6-meter mark.

"Ah, I'm so sorry." Kong Yuyu let Yiyi stick to her body, and took the ruler for measuring height and handed it to Yiyi's eyes, "Lang just made the scale of the ruler accurate again not long ago, and now it can reach one decimal point. seat."

Yiyi:!Zou Lang, my lifelong enemy of height!
Yu Yuyi has been expecting Ai Ai for a long time, but still only accepts the rounded height of 1.6 meters.

This made Kong Yuyu record this incident in her growth notes.

I don't know why Kong Yuyu, who has only been married before, has no children and has no further development, has always had feelings for Yu Yuyi like an elder sister and a loving mother.

Since Yiyi was a child, she has been recording every bit of her growth.

It was also deliberately placed in the confidential mezzanine of the reference room, euphemistically saying: The boss's affairs are naturally all confidential matters.

Yiyi: ... as long as you are happy.

With a feeling of anger, Yu Yuyi finished correcting a bunch of documents, except for the funding application submitted by Zou Lang, which she sent back to rewrite, everything else was done properly.

There is no personal grievance involved at all.

"Well~ I've taken care of it~"

Yu Yuyi spread her hands, and her whole body melted on the table like a limp liquid.

Kong Yuyu took the only document marked with Zou Lang's name that was sent back to be rewritten, but she smiled and said nothing.

Rubbing the head that felt good, "Yiyi is really good, but it's time to go to rest. The bedroom downstairs is ready."

Yiyi lay on the table, squirmed, and shook her head, "No, I'd better go back to the college and sleep, otherwise it's easy to forget the time."

After finishing speaking, Yiyi, who had softened, suddenly became stunned again.

Using the ring to store the big and small bags on one side of the delicious food collected by his subordinates, Yu Yuyi waved his hand behind him, and then flew away like a rabbit.

Back at the college, Yiyi, who had not had time to visit the dormitory, ran into a huge pig's head.

"this is……"

Yu Yuyi was a little far away from the wobbly person, she squinted her eyes and carefully looked at the route and figure of the person who came.

Only then did he judge, "Xiaohong?!"

"What's wrong with you?"

Yu Yuyi hurried to catch up, not knowing where to hold her with both hands.

Ma Hongjun who staggered over looked embarrassed, the clothes on his body were not only stained with some dust, but also damaged in many places, as if there were blood oozing out.

At the same time, his round and fat face was completely swollen, with purple-black bruises around his eyes, and dried blood stains on the corners of his mouth.

Not to mention, the flesh and blood covered by the clothes.

It is estimated that they are all green and purple.

Coincidentally, there were also two people behind Yu Yuyi who expected her to come back this evening, and they were rushing to the school gate, ready to lead Lu Chi's two childhood sweethearts.

When they looked at the miserable Ma Hongjun opposite Yu Yuyi, they also suffered a strong visual impact.

Xiao Wu hurried to Yiyi's side, and looked Yiyi up and down.

Finding that this little guy Yu Yuyi obviously didn't have the same trauma as Ma Hongjun, he was immediately relieved, and now he had time to pay attention to the miserable little fat man.

"Fatty, what's going on with you?" Xiao Wu asked curiously.

Tang San looked carefully, judged a few places where there were no injuries, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to support the tottering Ma Hongjun.

Ma Hongjun's face was swollen from the beating, and now he can't even speak clearly.

He gestured nonchalantly.

Xiao Wu nodded repeatedly.

Yu Yuyi couldn't help poking Xiao Wu, and asked, "What did Xiao Hong say?"

"I do not know!"

Xiao Wu replied confidently.

Ma Hongjun, who was gesturing at the side, thought that he had a confidant who could understand: Absolutely overwhelming.jpg
Yiyi was a little puzzled, "Then you kept nodding just now, why agree?"

Xiao Wu: "Ah, that, because Fatty's gestures are very interesting, I want to watch it for a while."

"So you just nodded in agreement, just to watch Xiaohong's performance for a while longer?"

Xiao Wu: "Or else?"

Looking at Ma Hongjun who was overwhelmed, woke up, and was overwhelmed again.

Yiyi clasped together silently in her heart: Rest in peace, Xiaohong.

Fortunately, when Ma Hongjun woke up again, he had already strengthened his psychological construction.They also found Oscar, who woke up from a deep sleep and was looking for food.

"Damn it, who are you, are there any pig heads in our academy?"

When Oscar saw Ma Hongjun's image for the first time, he couldn't recognize that this was someone he knew at all.

After being told that it was Ma Hongjun himself, he couldn't help laughing even more. While giggling, he skillfully summoned his own recovery sausage and handed it to Ma Hongjun who had suddenly changed his image.

"Fatty, cough, I have to say that your image is a bit ahead of the social trend, puff-chuck."

Ma Hongjun swallowed the sausage in two or three mouthfuls, and most of the swelling on his face disappeared. Compared with the gesturing just now, at least he can speak normally now.

He angrily shook off Oscar's big hand that was slapped on his shoulder, and there seemed to be a raging fire in his small eyes that were beaten so hard that only a slit could be seen.

"You think I'm happy! Young master, I'm obviously the most wronged!"

Xiao Wu fluttered her big eyes and pulled Yiyi, obviously expressing her opinion: "Tell me in detail, and we will listen to it. If it's really not your fault, sister Xiao Wu and Yiyi will help you get justice!"

Yu Yuyi lowered her eyebrows and flickered slightly. If she remembered correctly, this should be Ma Hongjun's jealous fight with others in Goulan.

but……

Yu Yuyi looked again, and saw the fat man in front of him who was not obscene but still had a youthful air.

I think it should be unlikely to be that thing.

After all, the current Ma Hongjun has never even been to Goulan, and a large sum of money is spent on food.

And every time Dai Boss brought up Dean Flender's idea of ​​taking Ma Hongjun to Goulan to get rid of the fire, Ma Hongjun always felt ashamed of being mentioned black history.

No haste at all.

Sure enough, Ma Hongjun looked angry, "Didn't I eat in restaurants in Suoto City these days? Recently, I found a restaurant with a rather peculiar shape. The food tastes very good, but the waiters inside are a bit annoying and stick around all the time. They still want to steal my food and my wine."

"Fortunately, I have been on guard against them so that I can..."

"Talk about the point!"

"Oh, oh." Ma Hongjun was frightened by Xiao Wu's black face, and hurriedly got to the point.

"When I was eating and drinking inside, I was beaten out by a middle-aged wretched uncle. It's not like I don't want to give money! Really, I think my brother Jun has been in the restaurant for many years, and I haven't eaten the Overlord's meal!..."

The few people who were listening to Ma Hongjun's story felt that something was not quite right the more they heard it.

(End of this chapter)