Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

The second day of training.

"Ten!"

Xiao Wu's energetic voice echoed in the forest: "Hahaha, Yiyi, listen to me! Boss Dai has already broken the tenth basin! The master said that when he breaks fifty, he will start a new small stove for him ! Hahahahahaha..."

Zhu Zhuqing, who was catching fish underwater in a doll costume, was so frightened that he choked instantly.

Coughing and letting go of the prey in its mouth, it swam up from the bottom of the water.

Even Ran Sen, who was hunting in the form of a martial soul, was so startled by the laughter that he flicked his tail and hooked off a honeycomb.

The hive was buzzing, and after a while, a black cloud of bees flew out.

Go straight for Ransen.

Although the anaconda's skin is thick, it can't stand so many bees chasing and poking it together!

Ran Sen walked up and down the forest in a panic until he got into the stream where Zhu Zhuqing trained, and then he avoided the bee swarm that was chasing him.

And Yiyi, who was informed, was staying with Tang San to discuss with him the general layout of those buildings.

With a sound, the pencil gesturing on the paper instantly left a thick mark on the drawing.

Yiyi looked at the marks that were too deep to erase, and squeezed the pen in her hand tightly.

Facing Xiao Wu who was rushing happily, she smiled brightly and hooked her fingers.

Sure enough, Xiao Wu, who was still in a state of excitement, rubbed against Yiyi's side in an instant, "Yiyi! Yiyi! Did you hear that! The master said that Boss Dai will be punished if he breaks those things again. The dean has said If this continues, he will have to build a kiln to make money!"

"Hmm." Yiyi perfunctory Xiao Wu.

Then when she wasn't paying attention, both hands pinched Xiao Wu's cheeks and stretched them.

"Eh...?"

"It's very good to pinch, Xiao Wu, it feels amazing~"

"Really?!"

Little Wu Xingxing looked at Yiyi with a look of complete trust.

Yiyi, Yiyi doesn't have a conscience, so there is no dull pain in conscience.

Fourth day of training.

"Bam—!"

There was a loud noise in the distance, and even the pickle jar Oscar was carrying exploded.

Xiao Wu was full of energy and acted as the 'reporting bird' again: "Yiyi, Yiyi! Fatty blew up Teacher Shao Xin's dark cooking room! Next time we don't have to eat dark cooking! This is more powerful than Boss Dai! Haha Ha ha ha ha……"

With a disheveled face, Ma Hongjun, who had just emerged from the ruins, yelled dissatisfiedly, "What! I was just careless!"

A group of teachers who escaped from the building before the entire building was blown up.

Flender stood at the front, squeezed the knuckles of his fist and made a rattling sound.

"Oh! Hongjun, should you explain why the kitchen exploded when it was burning?!"

"There are also those ingredients, really, a lot of them are useless, it's too wasteful." While Shao Xin felt sorry for his cooking room, he also felt more sorry for those ingredients that cannot be used now.

Zao Wou-ki was straightforward, "Who said those things can't be used anymore? At that time, together with those burnt vegetables, it would be fine to leave it to the fat man!"

Ma Hongjun looked at several teachers who surrounded him, forming four high walls.

Showing a guilty expression of being frightened, "That, this... Teacher, please listen to my explanation..."

Flender was the first to bear the brunt, speaking on behalf of the teacher, "I can't."

Seeing the opponent's iron fist getting closer and closer to him, Ma Hongjun knew that he could not escape the fate of being beaten up, so he could only let out a final wail: "Don't—!"

The sound traveled far.

If we say that Ma Hongjun's mistake this time, the funny level is 10.

Then the funny level of those spread by Xiao Wu is 100.

After seeing everyone eating the food carefully prepared by Yu Xiaogang, while Ma Hongjun only had a bunch of food that was either undercooked or burnt into charcoal, the funny level soared to 1000.

The food in Ma Hongjun's bowl really affected his appetite too much, so he was squeezed out by everyone on a small stool and ate alone in desolation.

He was a little dissatisfied: "Why do I have to eat these burnt meals?"

If you don't look at the bowl, you can't distinguish each other, and the food is all black, then it can be called a good dish with fish and meat, meat and vegetables.

but……

Once the burnt setting is added.

No one will have more appetite for those big fish and meat dishes.

Dai Mubai's chopsticks vainly pinched in the air, "That's it... After all, you've blown up the kitchen, and it's pretty good that you can still eat!"

Ma Hongjun was also aggrieved and angry when he heard the words, "Tch! Obviously you are not much better! Now everyone thinks that you can break 100 pots, and if you make up the whole thing, Lao Zhao and the others will directly open a kiln for you!"

Dai Mubai's evil eyes froze, he turned his head to look at the people who were pretending to be serious about eating and drinking, but in fact they were the people they were spreading gossip.

"Ah, this thing is really good." Xiao Wu bit her ribs and smiled awkwardly at Yiyi.

Yiyi also followed suit: "Well, not bad. It's sweet and sour pork ribs. Dad is practicing a new dish recently."

When Dai Mubai's gaze shifted, Oscar lowered his head and carefully picked the rice in the bowl, "Ahaha, eat vegetables, these vegetables are all good."

Ran Sen thought of something, "The sweetness in this sweet and sour pork ribs is the honey from before... But, Senior Xiao Ao, isn't the dish you mentioned..." Irrigated by excrement?
Before he could finish his sentence, Oscar, who had a wink, immediately stuffed him with stuffed steamed buns.

"Xiao Sensen! Eat more, don't mention that, we can still be brothers."

This day, because the vegetables are watered by that thing, Ning Rongrong seldom goes to the farmland during the period of watering the fertilizer.

If it was brought up again, Oscar felt that he might not see Ning Rongrong after training.

Ran Sen had a mouthful of steamed buns, chewed and swallowed, and still couldn't figure out why Senior Oscar didn't let him continue.

However, he is still learning the reasons for the diversity of human nature and does not have much objection to this.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were still discussing a hundred ways to cook fish.

Tang San also used various postures to tame the Eight Spider Lances step by step.

If everyone can publish a book, then...

Dai Mubai is, "How was the jar crushed and refined", "Where did my golden soul coins go in those years?" "

Ning Rongrong and Oscar are, "My Years and Her Years of Farming"

Zhu Zhuqing, "Wearing a doll costume, I became the owner of the fish pond step by step"

Jansen, A Snake's Guide to Surviving the Forest

Ma Hongjun, "Culinary Art: Frying the Kitchen", "The Necessity of Fire Control in the Kitchen", "Knowing How to Eat Doesn't Mean You Can Burn"

Tang San, "Precious Materials of Early Human Spine Taming"

Xiao Wu, "The Happy Life of Eating Melons Every Day in the Melon Field"

Yu Yuyi, "Those Years I and My Wronged Seeds Were Simultaneously"

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