Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

"Have you ever scolded yourself like that?"

After Zou Lang grabbed the metal block, he raised his free hand and lifted up his overly long bangs, revealing his smooth forehead and fairly good hairline.

Finally, I tried out the most fundamental and most important follow-up, a combination of dozens of formations that never change.

Yiyi, who relaxed, gave Zou Lang an annoyed look.

"Although it is said that inferior materials should be used, in fact, it cannot be used too many times. After all, the array on the core metal block can be used only a limited number of times according to the different properties and strengths of the metal. But compared to other It's a loaded bullet. As long as the metal block lasts long and the user has enough soul power, it can be said to have unlimited bullets."

"Ah, of course. I think the difference in their power with the help of formations will only depend on the level of the soul master's soul power. In case someone takes this point to make an issue in the future, you can directly ask Sister Shao Qing to tell them, or practice hard. , or just buy the one with refilled ammunition, don’t think about talking nonsense with them, our time is precious, and we don’t have much to waste.”

After saying this, Yiyi took off her white coat and stretched a bit. She had maintained the same posture for two or three hours until her body was completely stiff and numb.

Then she carefully washed her slender fingers in the sink near the door.

Then he yawned, picked a piece of relatively clean peeled and pitted fruit, and chewed it in his mouth.

Yu Yuyi walked to the door, waved her hand at Zou Lang, yawned and left the place where she had been hiding for more than a month and nearly two months.

The life assistant guarding the door hurriedly came over to greet her, but was persuaded to leave by Yiyi waving her hand.

She didn't ask what the time was now, because Yu Yuyi herself knew that if the deadline she said really came, there would always be someone more anxious than her.

For example, Kong Yuyu.

Another example...

Xiao Wu: "It's finally out!"

After taking a shower, Yiyi was holding a change of clothes and preparing to change into them:…………

"Why don't you knock on the door before you come in?"

Yiyi turned around calmly, continued to take off her yukata, revealing the racer-shaped vest underneath, and put on the new thin jacket she took out.

Although the weather outside has been getting hotter and hotter recently, none of the research institutes and laboratories underground are considered warm.

In order to ensure that some experiments are not disturbed, the air and temperature here are maintained at about ten degrees all year round.

Wearing a white coat is okay, but wearing short-sleeved or sleeveless clothes will make you look a little cold.

Touching her long hair that was still wet and cold, Yiyi turned back to look at Xiao Wu who was standing aside blankly: "?"

"What's wrong? Why don't you talk?"

Xiao Wu couldn't help but feel heat rising on her face when she glanced at the pale skin, which was in sharp contrast with the dark clothing.

When asked by Yu Yuyi, Xiao Wu couldn't bear it any longer. She stretched out her arms and leaned towards Yiyi's side, mumbling: "Wow, sister, you look so sassy." , I want to post~"

Yiyi's cheek, which had been pasted, still had some collagen left. At this time, it was being moved up and down by the girl's warm cheek. The curve of the cheek that deflated and bounced back made Xiao Wu exclaim: "It's so soft, so cute, I love it." !
It had been a long time since I had seen Xiao Wu, and I didn't pay attention to her. Yiyi lowered her eyebrows and reached out to touch this soft little rabbit that was either acting coquettishly or on the road of coquettishness.

In this warm atmosphere, his eyes gradually drooped sleepily.

Yiyi, who originally just wanted to close her eyes and take it easy, get up and talk to Sister Yuyu later, fell asleep unconsciously in the soft and fragrant embrace.

When I woke up again, it was in a soft bed.

The first thing I saw was the little rabbit-shaped night light on the bedside, glowing yellow in the darkness.

Yu Yuyi, who was sleeping so darkly that she didn't know when she was sleeping, felt that something cold on her forehead seemed to fall when she sat up.

There was no time to see what that thing was, Yiyi just wanted to see what time it was.

The next second, he saw the door gently opened, and the little head sticking out of the gap saw her waking up. A happy smile instantly appeared on his face, and he couldn't wait to greet her.

"Yiyi! You're finally awake, you've been sleeping for a long time~"

Seeing that the people in the room were awake, Xiao Wu hurried in, then hurried out, and finally entered the door carrying a small casserole and bowls and chopsticks.

Didn't even have time to turn on the lights.

Tang San, who also heard the commotion outside the door, came in and turned on the light, so that Xiao Wu didn't have to take the next action in the dark.

Yiyi, who couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the two of them at all, just felt that she might not have woken up yet, otherwise why would they be acting like they were facing an enemy.

Her fingers unconsciously grasped the coolness, and Yiyi looked back and forth between the two of them, asking:

"you……?"

Her throat was too hoarse and thirsty, so Yiyi couldn't react. She coughed a few times, and found that when she exerted a little force, there was a slight swelling and pain in the middle of her forehead.

Yiyi, who hadn't felt so uncomfortable for a long time, raised her right hand and pressed her eyebrows, "What's wrong with me?"

But the next second, Yu Yuyi gave up asking, "...Forget it, what time is it now, and how long is it until the time we expected?"

"Can't you just keep asking yourself what happened to you?"

Xiao Wu put a bunch of things on the small table next to the bedside table with some dissatisfaction.

Looking at this patient who had no self-awareness, he showed an irritated expression.

"What?" Yu Yuyi woke up from a deep sleep, still a little confused and unable to react.

Xiao Wu didn't wait for this guy to realize it, and said, "You have a fever!"

"……fever?"

It had been a long time since she had been sick. It would be better to say that she had never been sick since she learned how to cultivate soul power. Yiyi was at a loss.

"But I... am a soul master?"

She murmured in a low voice, not knowing who she was talking to.

Xiao Wu said angrily: "Not only did you have a fever, you also fell asleep for two days and one night! We just had to issue a mission directly and invite a healing soul master to come back."

"...So," Yiyi gritted her teeth and asked what she wanted to know most, "What time is it now?"

Xiao Wu was as angry as a balloon about to explode, almost bursting after being poked by Yiyi's words.

Tang San, who was still holding her down, took a step forward and replied: "It's still early, there are still twelve days left before the two months we estimated."

Yiyi: It's not too early, but...she dare not say it QwQ
Looking at the angry Xiao Wu and Tang San, whose face was lifeless but whose smile was obviously much brighter.

Yu Yuyi couldn't help but feel weak. She had a headache and stretched out her hand to support her head, which felt heavier after hearing that she was sick. She found that the cold things before were also brought up by her hand.

Then he calmed down and took a look.

It was a folded cloth towel with some moisture and coolness remaining.

Perhaps because this thing was placed on her feverish forehead, part of the coolness of the cloth dissipated and turned into a slight warmth.

She thought that this thing might be the product of her childhood sweethearts, who quietly came in to test the temperature for her, put it on, and then quietly left.

Yu Yuyi couldn't help but feel weak in her heart and wanted to laugh.

"You're worried."

Xiao Wu glanced at her, looked away, then couldn't help but look back, and finally curled her lips arrogantly and said, "It's good that you know!"

There is probably only one Qingmei in the world who is so easy to coax.Yiyi looked at Xiao Wu, who was awkward for just a second, then brought the porridge to her, lowered her eyes, and thought like this.

On the contrary, her bamboo horse...

Tang San's face, which could be considered an upright young man, still had a faint smile, making it difficult for anyone to see his mood.

Yiyi couldn't help but tighten her skin as the young man looked at her.

Even his brain, which was in chaos due to fever, felt a little more awake under that smile.

She honestly took the pottery bowl from Xiao Wu's hand and looked down at the contents of the porridge.

Meat, to be honest I should add the qualifier, lean meat, as well as some green vegetables and sliced ​​mushrooms.

It looks like it's not bad?
Just don't know who did it.

Yiyi looked at Xiao Wu, whose fingers were not wet with Yang Chun Shui, then at Tang San, one of the chefs during the Chinese New Year, and then at her hands that could only barely make pastries and desserts when she entered the kitchen. She was silent for a few seconds. Just pick up the spoon and scoop it into your mouth.

Anyway, it can't be worse than her sweet and sour porridge.

Yu Yuyi took the spoon into her mouth with the thought of dying.

The next second, the fragrance of rice grains and the sweetness of vegetables and mushrooms entered Yu Yuyi's belly along with the chewy meat strips.

Seeing Yiyi's desperate attitude, the self-aware Xiao Wu angrily patted Yiyi's hair that suddenly stood up, "Huh! This porridge was made by the mistress. If it was really made by me, you might be sick. It’s not over yet, we have to actually issue a mission to find those healing soul masters.”

Looking at Xiao Wu's expression, she was obviously very unconvinced even though she had said so.

Yiyi couldn't help holding the spoon in her mouth, pursed her lips and smiled.

"No need to issue a mission, we can just hire a healing soul master here."

"You have so much to worry about when you're sick?!"

Xiao Wu was so angry that she ruffled Yiyi's hair and called her angrily: "Eat! Eat quickly and get some sleep!"

"I don't know who has been with Coyotito for more than a month, studying every day. Didn't you think about taking a nap?! When I'm not around, you guys just let me have fun! It's really good!"

(The person is not present, but his legend is still there. Xiaozizi Zou Lang:? No, how did this nickname come to be decided!)

"And you!"

Xiao Wu also did not let go of another person who stayed in the laboratory and came out only one day earlier than Yiyi.

"Tang Xiaosan! So are you! Is the life assistant outside the door watching? He told you to eat and sleep, but you just pretended that you farted and didn't hear it. It was hard to endure in the end, really. Your body is made of iron, so don’t eat or drink?!”

"When you two get old, I'll see what you do!"

Angered Tang Xiaosan: remain silent and keep smiling.

"I'm sensible and didn't stay up for so long like Yiyi and Team Leader Zou. I eat on time every day. As for sleeping, I rely on meditation instead, so I don't reply to myself. lounge."

Hearing this, Xiao Wu, who was already angry because she found out about Yiyi's research day and night, glanced at Tang San suspiciously.

I found that this guy was much better mentally and spiritually than before he went in, so I took back my words and couldn't bear to scold Yiyi, so I had to criticize Huai and the mistress, just to scare the monkeys.

Both mulberry and chicken·Tang Xiaosan:?Am I a chicken?

The culprit who doesn’t want to be scolded·Houhou Benhou·Yu Yuyi:...(dare not speak)

After drinking a bowl of hot porridge and having something in her stomach, Yiyi no longer felt as uncomfortable as before. She just didn't dare to look directly at Xiao Wu who was in a furious state, so she could only look at her with small eyes. Tang Xiaosan is pretty good (???).

Although the unchanging smile on the young man's face was enough to intimidate and terrorize her.

The weak (?) helpless, well-behaved and obedient Yiyi was deprived of the opportunity to enter the laboratory for the next half month after staying up all night to study.

Even if she pulled Zou Lang's robe and coerced him to take her in quietly, she would be quickly rejected by Zou Lang, who had already been given repeated orders by Xiao Wu.

And as if he was worried about Xiao Wu who would emerge from nowhere, Zou Lang refused decisively and firmly, almost cutting off the corner of his white coat that was held by Yiyi.

The figure hurriedly leaving looked like some ferocious beast was escaping.

Yiyi looked at the back of Zou Lang who was rejected again and ran away quickly, and said bitterly: "I must halve your red envelope this year!"

Knowing that it was impossible to enter the laboratory even if she stayed in the laboratory, Yiyi could only walk to her desk, which was already piled with documents, with her hair hanging down, and she collapsed into a boneless slime with a pop.

“…I don’t want to see these documents——”

Who would like to look at something that smells stinky and has no nutrition?

Especially after a college for cultivating talents for ordinary people is established, more people will come to get close to it.

Every invitation sent was written by someone who could make seven or eight twists and turns in a sentence before he could see the final meaning.

What's the point!

Yiyi glanced at it again, giving a meaningless greeting and invitation.

Totally desperate!

Interesting school issues, greetings to Ning Fengzhi, the leader of the Qibao Glazed Sect, and a note for a visit soon have been prepared.

The rest of the things she cares about about popularizing electricity will have to wait until the end of next year at the earliest.

As for the replacement and application of farm tools, weapons and firearms, etc., as long as this batch of machines that run on electricity is developed by that guy Zou Lang, you can wait for assembly line production with peace of mind.

Hmm...Zou Lang is also working hard. It’s better not to withhold the New Year’s red envelope. Let’s double it.

Plus the group of people in the institute.

Yiyi casually wrote down this sentence in the book she specially used to leave messages to her subordinates.

Then I calmed down and scanned the useless documents and greeting notes that would never be reduced without looking at them.

Two days later, the documents that were originally piled on Yu Yuyi's desk and Kong Yuyu's reference room had been read by Yiyi and placed according to whether they were processed or not (cold processing).

After finishing the pile of documents, two piles of urgent matters and non-urgent matters were specially arranged.

After leaving these things to the people who would deal with them next, Yiyi led Tang Xiaosan, who started to study herbal medicines, but was suffering from no materials, and Xiao Wu, who was gradually staying idle and unwilling to think about Shu, and just wanted to stay as a regular employee, and returned to the home for almost two years. Shrek Academy where the moon has disappeared.

The college is still like that, like a paradise where time has not passed.

Time seems to slow down here.

However, the students in the academy did not relax at all.

Knowing that Yiyi and the other three went out to better cultivate their soul power.

The remaining six little monsters, after a day or two of rest, consciously began to supervise each other's practice.

In fact, Zhuqing and Ransen directly carried out the awe of the master's previous training and once again conducted training targeting their weaknesses.

In the past two months, while Yu Yuyi and others were not taking a break, the rest of Shrek who stayed in the academy also gained a lot.

Xiao Wu: Take over the position of Tang Xiaosan’s mother!These little bastards just want to be scolded!Don’t have a long memory!
Tang Xiaosan:... (injustice)
Yiyi: ...(whispering) Don't you hate the name "little bastard" the most...

Xiao Wu: Huh?do you have any opinion!
Yiyi: 0x0 (Tuzki shook his head crazily)