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Chapter 52 Jiang Weiguo: Hahaha Laugh Chapter is so funny
Chapter 52 Jiang Weiguo: Hahaha, the joke is so funny
The village head, Wang Maosheng, rushed over under the notice of the villagers, and he had heard the whole story along the way.
"Ms. Jiang, shut up and do some good for the Jiang family. If you continue to make trouble, it will only make the loach and the ginger fish get better with you!"
He couldn't figure it out. Shouldn't the old man be happy to see the young one doing well, so that the young one's life will continue to grow steadily? Why would Jiang Nixiu come over to make trouble whenever something good happens to Jiang Niqiu? people read jokes?
What if I feel disgusted with Jiang Yu in a fit of anger?
"He dares! I'm his mother. I gave birth to him and raised him. I gave him his life. Everything he has is mine!"
Wang Maosheng was also taken aback by her perverted reasoning, "How can there be such a rule, stop messing around here, you are all separated, who told me just now that the separation you said yourself is two Family. Now that you see something good about someone else, you want to get involved, is there anyone like you?"
Mrs. Jiang doesn't listen to that kind of thing. What she said is the truth of Jiang's family!
"Village chief, this is my family's own business, you don't need to worry about it! Jiang Niqiu, hurry up and take out the money from selling ginseng to honor my mother, or you will be unfilial!"
They don't know how much ginseng is worth, but it must be at least one or two thousand. Jiang Weimin is also dreaming there.
"Mother, don't be angry, don't be angry when you are old. Third brother, mother has worked hard all her life to support you. Now that you are so old, you have to be filial."
"Look, you just got divorced, and you don't even have a decent place to live. You have no place to collect that much money. What if a thief steals it? You put it here first, and your mother won't lose it for you. Maybe I can tell you another daughter-in-law."
Hearing this, Jiang Chao was unhappy, and shouted, "Father, that's not what you said earlier. You said that you would use the money from selling ginseng to build me a big house and buy me meat. You are not allowed to spend it on others!"
Jiang Weimin glared at Jiang Chao, this kid, how could he dismantle him, he turned his head and smiled at Jiang Niqiu again, the smile was extraordinarily false.
"Third brother, don't listen to what Chaozi said. Chaozi doesn't understand anything, and I don't know where I heard it. This is your money. Take a small part to honor your mother, and the other part must be yours. I How can you move?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Weiguo beside him burst out laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe, and the laughing person was inexplicable.
The attracted people all looked this way, which made Li Qiudi feel uncomfortable.
"Why are you laughing, what's so funny, don't go crazy outside."
"What can I laugh at? The joke someone told just now is funny, daughter-in-law, why don't you laugh?"
Before Li Qiudi could speak, he answered by himself, "Oh, I forgot, daughter-in-law, you are too stupid, you should not understand jokes."
The other people also looked baffled, always feeling that this idiot scolded everyone who didn't laugh, so should they laugh twice to show that they are not idiots?
"Father, what are you laughing at? Tell me, I'm happy too." Jiang Tao didn't know why, and asked this question on behalf of everyone.
"Girl, you, you can learn some of my father's skills in the future, and my father will tell you why now. Did your second uncle say that he didn't care about your third brother's money?"
Jiang Tao thought for a while and nodded.
"Hahaha," Jiang Weiguo laughed again, "Isn't this the funniest thing?"
other people:"……"
What's so funny about that!Isn't this just exposing Jiang Weimin's thoughts?
Is Jiang Weiguo really stupid or fake? Are you sure he's not cursing?
Unexpectedly, the three of Shen Bowen, who had been full of anger all the time, laughed lightly.
Shen Zhou said to Jiang Nixiu, "That's your big brother, right? Your big brother is quite interesting."
Jiang Weimin's face was full of embarrassment when Jiang Weiguo smiled, "Brother, I'm not that kind of person. I'm also thinking about my third brother. I'm afraid that he will lose the money. The son's money should be handed over to the mother for safekeeping."
Jiang Weiguo didn't even think about it, and just threw it over, "Then why don't you give your money to mother for safekeeping?"
Then he counted on his fingers, "The day your Xing'er broke her head, you asked your mother for ten cents to see a doctor, but in fact it only cost you two cents; on the tenth day of last month, you went to make soy sauce for your mother, and you took it. The two cents actually only cost ten cents; and the day before yesterday, Mother asked you to buy two taels of meat for Chaozi, and you bought back one tael and a half. I won’t talk about the more advanced ones, mother, The second brother wrapped the money in a handkerchief and hid it under the bricks under the big rock in the hut. If you ask the third brother to give the money to mother, you have to take it out first!"
"Okay, Jiang Weimin, how dare you hide your private money!" Xu Hong was furious. Calculated in this way, how much her husband has been hiding all these years, and how many things she bought secretly, she didn't say anything. She buys some!
"It's not private money, mother, daughter-in-law, listen to me, I forgot to give it to mother after I spent it, and I didn't hide it on purpose."
In the Jiang family, Mrs. Jiang holds absolute financial power. No matter who is in the family, she is not allowed to keep a penny, even Jiang Weimin, who she loves the most among the three sons, is not allowed.
Seeing Mrs. Jiang glaring at him, Jiang Weimin was angry and scared. When did the idiot brother know these things? With his mouth that can't hide his words, he can hold back until now he is bald.
It's over, it's over, there's not a penny left in his small coffers.
Jiang Tao's eyes were shining, and she gave Jiang Weiguo a thumbs up. As expected of her father, she did a great job!
"Hahaha, Dad is amazing!" Jiang Weiguo raised his chin proudly!
These secrets were finally revealed, but it suffocated him to death!
When Jiang Weiguo was in a good mood, he talked more, and he was no longer satisfied with exposing Jiang Weimin's old background.
"Mother, don't be so stupid again! I said that I shouldn't believe Xing'er, a child. At that time, the ginseng on the mountain should have been poached by the little fish. You led so many people that almost wiped out the entire mountain. Turn it over, what's the matter, you still haven't found it? It's right if you haven't found it, it's not that you, an old lady, are lucky enough to dig it."
"You, go back and have a rest, don't let your old waist make you toss and flash and rely on other people's little fish, and people in other villages in the province will mention Mrs. Jiang and say, 'It's that unreasonable, talk about it later. It doesn't matter if the son of the family is okay, and the old lady who is rude all the time, is really shameless'. Your reputation will be infamous for thousands of years!"
"Smelly or not, as long as you don't care about it, it doesn't matter, but whoever goes out sounds bad and delays your grandson from marrying a wife. After Chaozi, you may not be able to marry a wife, and you will be a bachelor in this life hahaha!"
Jiang Chao cried out, "Grandma, I don't want to be single!" Although he didn't quite understand what it meant to be single, it was definitely not good anyway.
Jiang Weiguo recited the scriptures, and Jiang Chao's crying made the old lady Jiang's head buzzing, and thinking of dragging the old bones on the mountain a few days ago, tossing and tossing, the bamboo basket fetched water In vain, out of breath, he rolled his eyelids and fainted.
(End of this chapter)
The village head, Wang Maosheng, rushed over under the notice of the villagers, and he had heard the whole story along the way.
"Ms. Jiang, shut up and do some good for the Jiang family. If you continue to make trouble, it will only make the loach and the ginger fish get better with you!"
He couldn't figure it out. Shouldn't the old man be happy to see the young one doing well, so that the young one's life will continue to grow steadily? Why would Jiang Nixiu come over to make trouble whenever something good happens to Jiang Niqiu? people read jokes?
What if I feel disgusted with Jiang Yu in a fit of anger?
"He dares! I'm his mother. I gave birth to him and raised him. I gave him his life. Everything he has is mine!"
Wang Maosheng was also taken aback by her perverted reasoning, "How can there be such a rule, stop messing around here, you are all separated, who told me just now that the separation you said yourself is two Family. Now that you see something good about someone else, you want to get involved, is there anyone like you?"
Mrs. Jiang doesn't listen to that kind of thing. What she said is the truth of Jiang's family!
"Village chief, this is my family's own business, you don't need to worry about it! Jiang Niqiu, hurry up and take out the money from selling ginseng to honor my mother, or you will be unfilial!"
They don't know how much ginseng is worth, but it must be at least one or two thousand. Jiang Weimin is also dreaming there.
"Mother, don't be angry, don't be angry when you are old. Third brother, mother has worked hard all her life to support you. Now that you are so old, you have to be filial."
"Look, you just got divorced, and you don't even have a decent place to live. You have no place to collect that much money. What if a thief steals it? You put it here first, and your mother won't lose it for you. Maybe I can tell you another daughter-in-law."
Hearing this, Jiang Chao was unhappy, and shouted, "Father, that's not what you said earlier. You said that you would use the money from selling ginseng to build me a big house and buy me meat. You are not allowed to spend it on others!"
Jiang Weimin glared at Jiang Chao, this kid, how could he dismantle him, he turned his head and smiled at Jiang Niqiu again, the smile was extraordinarily false.
"Third brother, don't listen to what Chaozi said. Chaozi doesn't understand anything, and I don't know where I heard it. This is your money. Take a small part to honor your mother, and the other part must be yours. I How can you move?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Weiguo beside him burst out laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe, and the laughing person was inexplicable.
The attracted people all looked this way, which made Li Qiudi feel uncomfortable.
"Why are you laughing, what's so funny, don't go crazy outside."
"What can I laugh at? The joke someone told just now is funny, daughter-in-law, why don't you laugh?"
Before Li Qiudi could speak, he answered by himself, "Oh, I forgot, daughter-in-law, you are too stupid, you should not understand jokes."
The other people also looked baffled, always feeling that this idiot scolded everyone who didn't laugh, so should they laugh twice to show that they are not idiots?
"Father, what are you laughing at? Tell me, I'm happy too." Jiang Tao didn't know why, and asked this question on behalf of everyone.
"Girl, you, you can learn some of my father's skills in the future, and my father will tell you why now. Did your second uncle say that he didn't care about your third brother's money?"
Jiang Tao thought for a while and nodded.
"Hahaha," Jiang Weiguo laughed again, "Isn't this the funniest thing?"
other people:"……"
What's so funny about that!Isn't this just exposing Jiang Weimin's thoughts?
Is Jiang Weiguo really stupid or fake? Are you sure he's not cursing?
Unexpectedly, the three of Shen Bowen, who had been full of anger all the time, laughed lightly.
Shen Zhou said to Jiang Nixiu, "That's your big brother, right? Your big brother is quite interesting."
Jiang Weimin's face was full of embarrassment when Jiang Weiguo smiled, "Brother, I'm not that kind of person. I'm also thinking about my third brother. I'm afraid that he will lose the money. The son's money should be handed over to the mother for safekeeping."
Jiang Weiguo didn't even think about it, and just threw it over, "Then why don't you give your money to mother for safekeeping?"
Then he counted on his fingers, "The day your Xing'er broke her head, you asked your mother for ten cents to see a doctor, but in fact it only cost you two cents; on the tenth day of last month, you went to make soy sauce for your mother, and you took it. The two cents actually only cost ten cents; and the day before yesterday, Mother asked you to buy two taels of meat for Chaozi, and you bought back one tael and a half. I won’t talk about the more advanced ones, mother, The second brother wrapped the money in a handkerchief and hid it under the bricks under the big rock in the hut. If you ask the third brother to give the money to mother, you have to take it out first!"
"Okay, Jiang Weimin, how dare you hide your private money!" Xu Hong was furious. Calculated in this way, how much her husband has been hiding all these years, and how many things she bought secretly, she didn't say anything. She buys some!
"It's not private money, mother, daughter-in-law, listen to me, I forgot to give it to mother after I spent it, and I didn't hide it on purpose."
In the Jiang family, Mrs. Jiang holds absolute financial power. No matter who is in the family, she is not allowed to keep a penny, even Jiang Weimin, who she loves the most among the three sons, is not allowed.
Seeing Mrs. Jiang glaring at him, Jiang Weimin was angry and scared. When did the idiot brother know these things? With his mouth that can't hide his words, he can hold back until now he is bald.
It's over, it's over, there's not a penny left in his small coffers.
Jiang Tao's eyes were shining, and she gave Jiang Weiguo a thumbs up. As expected of her father, she did a great job!
"Hahaha, Dad is amazing!" Jiang Weiguo raised his chin proudly!
These secrets were finally revealed, but it suffocated him to death!
When Jiang Weiguo was in a good mood, he talked more, and he was no longer satisfied with exposing Jiang Weimin's old background.
"Mother, don't be so stupid again! I said that I shouldn't believe Xing'er, a child. At that time, the ginseng on the mountain should have been poached by the little fish. You led so many people that almost wiped out the entire mountain. Turn it over, what's the matter, you still haven't found it? It's right if you haven't found it, it's not that you, an old lady, are lucky enough to dig it."
"You, go back and have a rest, don't let your old waist make you toss and flash and rely on other people's little fish, and people in other villages in the province will mention Mrs. Jiang and say, 'It's that unreasonable, talk about it later. It doesn't matter if the son of the family is okay, and the old lady who is rude all the time, is really shameless'. Your reputation will be infamous for thousands of years!"
"Smelly or not, as long as you don't care about it, it doesn't matter, but whoever goes out sounds bad and delays your grandson from marrying a wife. After Chaozi, you may not be able to marry a wife, and you will be a bachelor in this life hahaha!"
Jiang Chao cried out, "Grandma, I don't want to be single!" Although he didn't quite understand what it meant to be single, it was definitely not good anyway.
Jiang Weiguo recited the scriptures, and Jiang Chao's crying made the old lady Jiang's head buzzing, and thinking of dragging the old bones on the mountain a few days ago, tossing and tossing, the bamboo basket fetched water In vain, out of breath, he rolled his eyelids and fainted.
(End of this chapter)
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