Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 285

When the little girl heard that she was going to change her seat, she stood up excitedly, gave Cao Wei a hard look, and said with her mouth pouted.

"Hey! It's all tears! If I had a boyfriend, my parents wouldn't force me to go home for a blind date, and wouldn't be sitting here and suffering this foreign crime!"

When the conductor heard that the little girl didn't have a boyfriend yet, his eyes lit up instantly, and he said with a naughty smile

"Oh! No wonder my left eyelid kept twitching after waking up in the morning. It turned out that God was hinting to me that I would meet true love today! It just so happens that I don't have a girlfriend either, and my family has been making arrangements for a blind date for me these two days. , I am worried about this matter, since this is the case, you don’t go on a blind date, and I don’t go on a blind date either, give me your birth horoscope, let me take a good look at your palmistry, if our two zodiac signs are compatible, I will wait Get out of the car and go home to meet your parents, and make our marriage an agreement, and try to get married before the end of the year! It will completely solve everyone's headaches, so everyone will be happy!"

Cao Wei glanced at the conductor when he heard this, and found that this kid was full of social habits. To put it bluntly, it was just a gangster hired by the car owner to snatch passengers and escort the car. Well, as long as a girl has some common sense in deleting WeChat, she won't pick up on such a guy's words, otherwise she might not even know how she died.

The little girl looked at the conductor, and she looked at the fashionable denim and super-personal hairstyle, and she spoke with a sense of humor. She looked a hundred times and a thousand times better than the guy sitting in the back with a face full of poverty, just what she dreamed of boyfriend standard, so he blushed and smiled and said

"Okay! You are such a handsome, sunny, and considerate person, how can you not have a girlfriend? Isn't this an international joke? So you have to make fun of me again! Let's go to the front! Here I am I don't want to stay for a second! Otherwise, I will go crazy!"

Cao Wei glanced at it and thought, since this young man is so good, why don't you just follow him home and give birth to a kang baby, besides, he just adjusted your seat forward, and didn't buy you a special car , directly put you in the co-pilot, as for being so excited?

Hearing this, the conductor immediately went forward to take down the little girl's luggage, walked towards the front of the carriage, and said very courteously
"Oh! I really don't have a girlfriend, because before I met you, I thought it was too troublesome to fall in love, so I didn't look for it all the time. As a result, I grew old! Since I met you today, I don't feel like falling in love What fun is there in being alive! Can the beauty take the liberty to ask you what year you were and how old you are today! Let me see if our two zodiac signs are compatible!"

The little girl glanced at it, thinking that if you had never been in a relationship, there would be no such thing as a flirtatious word, but no matter what, this guy is still very loving, and it is better than the ten sticks later, who can't beat you. A wooden man who farts is a hundred times stronger, so he blushed and said
"I hate it! Don't you know that the girl's age is a secret? How can I tell you! Don't fool me anymore! Let's go to the front first! I smell the smoke and my throat hurts!"

The conductor saw that the little girl was not angry, and the most important thing was not to refuse directly. He thought that if there were no accidents, something might happen, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Okay! Then leave this secret for later, let's talk slowly! Let's go to the front to talk, you may not know, I can tell by palmistry, I will definitely let you read it for the first time, still thinking about it Let me watch it a second time!"

When Cao Wei saw the conductor helping the little girl with the things, he deliberately touched the girl, and then said sorry with a wicked smile, but the girl just stared at her without saying a word, and followed behind and walked forward , I thought to myself that this boy is not a bird when climbing a tree, but I didn't expect that this little girl is not a good bird when climbing a tree. She has gained a lot of experience.

The girl was taken to the front of the carriage by the ticket seller. She just sat down for a while, and after a while, the conductor said with a naughty smile

"Beauty, you said just now that a girl's age is a secret, so please take off the gloves, and I'll help you look at the palmistry to see if it's possible for the two of us. This small request shouldn't be too much!"

As soon as the words were finished, the driver glanced at the conductor, thinking that you are always thinking about other people's wives, and your own wives are at home. Don't care if you don't ask or ignore them. Isn't it afraid that other men will think about you? Selling tickets all day long, taking the opportunity to touch the hands of some female passengers, it’s fine if they turn a blind eye to them, but now they don’t let off unmarried girls, don’t you fear retribution, so you stare fiercely After taking a look, he said in a strange way
"Xiao Fu! Ah! When you were in school, you tricked the little girl into reading your palm, and you got used to it! Whenever you see a little girl, you want to show her palmistry. Don't tell me you're not afraid of the little girl, so you just punched her and punched her. You kid has a pair of panda eyes!"

Hearing this, Fu Hai quickly lit a cigarette for the driver, crawled over and stuffed it in his mouth, and said with a cheerful smile

"Okay! You hurry up and drive your car properly, I know you will be addicted to cigarettes! Hurry up and block you! Don't say that the little girl is so distressed, she won't hit anyone at all! Even if the little girl is really If you can beat me, then I am willing, not only won't get angry, but also should be anxious to beat her into a national treasure with two punches! Wouldn't it be better!"

The driver was speechless when he heard this, and thought to himself, have you never heard of it? The more you look at a woman who loves you more, you will not only feel distressed when it hits you, but every cell in your body will hurt. When a man is in your position, you should hurry up Go to hell, what are you doing alive in this world? Pandas are national treasures, but for a fake national treasure like you, let’s not talk about whether you will be drowned by spittle stars. How do you explain to your wife when you return home with a pair of panda eyes, so the eyes rolled, with a wicked smile

"Oh! I'm really speechless to you! Then I want to ask now, when your wife asks what's wrong with your eyes when you go home, don't you be afraid of others, beat you back to your original shape, how can you go out tomorrow with blue nose and swollen eyes! "

When the girl heard the words "wife", she gave Fu Hai a hard look, thinking that she would rather believe in ghosts than believe in a man's bad mouth, so she quickly stuffed her hands into her pockets, her face blank. He looked at him with an expression, wanting to see how this guy would end up.

Hearing what the driver said, Fu Hai was so angry that he wanted to bite him to death. He wanted to stop there, but there were a few acquaintances in the car, and he went over face, so he said with a blushing face.
"Beauty, brother, I'm married, but my palm reading is absolutely top-notch. Let me show you what your boyfriend does. Can you succeed on this blind date?"

(End of this chapter)