Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 347 Nose Splash Matchmaker 1 Face

Chapter 347

Because Zhang Yongfa was wearing a helmet and the sound of the motorcycle was already loud, he didn't hear a word. He just felt that his brother-in-law patted himself a few times, meaning to make him go faster, so he just rode on the asphalt road, and directly From the second gear to the fourth gear, he rushed all the way to the city of people at the east end of the street.

Cao Wei saw Zhang Yongfa talking and patting him more and more. This guy seems to be riding faster with a whip. I wish I could put wings on the motorcycle. But he is wearing a military overcoat and a cotton helmet, while he is wearing a It's a suit, the sweater underneath is full of holes, and there is not even a towel on the head. It can be said that the feet are numb from the heart, and I can't wait to jump directly, saving the blind date from being unsuccessful, but successfully freezing myself to death. It's not cost-effective, but according to this guy's speed, if you jump down by yourself, if you don't fall to death, you will at least be permanently disabled. Can't you freeze your life? 22 years old, that's too bad, thinking of this, I gritted my teeth angrily , I thought that when I waited to come back, I would ride in front and you would sit in the back, and I would freeze you into an ice sculpture, then I would call you brother-in-law for so many years for nothing.

About ten minutes later, the crazy motorcycle stopped suddenly, and Cao Wei opened it with great difficulty, as if his upper and lower eyelids were about to freeze. He wanted to grab him and ask him what he meant, but he In such a cold day, it was not easy to send myself here, so it was extremely difficult, and I moved my legs that were about to be frozen and said
"Brother-in-law, can you ride your motorcycle faster? Why did you arrive so slowly!"

Just as Zhang Yongfa took off his helmet, he unexpectedly heard Cao Wei, who disliked his slow speed on his motorcycle. He glanced at him in surprise, thinking, brother, I am running eighty yards all the way, and you still think I am very slow. Don't forget that we are taking the national highway, not a motorcycle track, but when I think about it, when I was on a blind date, I wish I could stay up at night. Everyone is a man, and no one can laugh at anyone. Everyone came from a young age. So he smiled badly and said
"Weiwei, it's not that brother-in-law is riding slowly, but that you are too impatient! Don't forget! You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Get down quickly, and I'll find out where Uncle Li is! Ask where the person I told you is where!"

Cao Wei heard Zhang Yongfa say that he was impatient to see his wife, and thought that before I met Wang Cuihua, I really wanted to have a daughter-in-law to warm my bed in my dreams, but since I broke up with Wang Cuihua, marrying a daughter-in-law is more than enough for me. I vented my anger, and I didn't mean to be excited at all. To be precise, the purpose of marrying a wife is to complete the task and let my parents live for two years, so I said a little annoyed
"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about? Am I the kind of person who dies as soon as I see my wife? I also want to get off quickly, but riding so fast almost freezes me into a popsicle! Now I'm complaining that I can't Quick! When I go back, I will ride a motorcycle, so you can feel it too, whether it feels good to be frozen like a dog!"

Only then did Zhang Yongfa understand. It turned out that this kid thought his motorcycle was riding too fast and froze him. He wanted to say something directly. If your sister hadn't forced me to come, I would still be under the covers. It's fine if you don't thank me, kid, but you still dare to blame me, but a blind date is a happy thing, if this guy's temper is irritated and he turns back directly, then his sin will be great, so he slammed Glared, a little wry smile can not say

"Oh! Weiwei! You said you were waiting for me for a long time! As the saying goes, if you stand in the wind to death, you don't bow your head to death! Today, brother-in-law, I bowed to you for the first time. When you go back, you sit in front and ride. I will block my wind, let me feel what it feels like to be frozen into a dog!"

Cao Wei was enlightened by Zhang Yongfa's words. Although he hadn't ridden a motorcycle a few times before, he could ride a bicycle for two or three kilometers from the gate of the school without a handlebar. There was no problem at all. But when the north wind blows in the winter, even if you are wearing a cotton hat and cotton jacket and cotton trousers, it is so cold that people want to get off and push the bicycle back, but I have already said what I said just now, and pretended to be angry to save face.
"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about! Are you my real brother-in-law? Look at what clothes you are wearing, what clothes I am wearing, let me block the wind for you in front, don't you be afraid? Frozen, ride the motorcycle directly into the ditch?"

Seeing Cao Wei running the train with his mouth full, Zhang Yongfa started to play around, and rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that the reason you wear so little is because you are going on a blind date, and it’s not me who made you wear so little, so you can blame me anyway On the head, as expected of your sister's own brother, he eats unreasonable things like steamed buns all day long. Today I finally saw it!May I ask where did your arrogance just now go? It turns out that you are also afraid of freezing!I thought you didn't know, but then again, who is my brother-in-law, so I let out a long sigh, propped the motorcycle up with a whoosh and said
"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and tidy up your hair! I'll go find Uncle Li to see where he is! It's not that he's already here. Why don't you see anyone? He must have been invited away by someone else! That's trouble!"

When Cao Wei heard that the matchmaker was gone, he thought to himself that if the matchmaker disappeared, then no one would be able to match him. Wouldn’t it be better? Even better, so I smoothed out the blown hair, waved my hand and said

"Understood! Hurry up! If you can't find it, let's eat mutton directly! Don't worry! I'll treat you!"

When Zhang Yongfa heard that he was going to eat mutton, he glanced at it in extreme surprise, thinking that you really dare to say anything, and it is trivial for you to invite me to finish eating mutton, which will delay your blind date, so your sister will not eat it when she goes back If you don’t want me, then the price of your bowl of mutton is too high, so I took out my phone with a whoosh and made a face

"Brother-in-law, don't worry about handling things! Even if I dig three feet into the ground today, I will find a matchmaker for you, and I promise to make your blind date a success!"

When Cao Wei saw the mobile phone, he was speechless for a moment, thinking that he really didn't know the mobile phone was invented, so he was so angry that he didn't say a word, facing the rearview mirror of the motorcycle, and started to tidy up his hair.

After Zhang Yongfa made the phone call, he walked into a barber shop next to him. After a while, he came to Cao Wei with an old man who looked to be in his sixties, and said with a cheerful smile.

"Weiwei, hurry up and light the cigarette for Uncle Li, let's get rid of the cold first!"

When Cao Wei heard that the matchmaker was coming, he turned around abruptly. As a result, the snot splashed out like water, just splashing on the matchmaker's face, so he pinched his nose in fright and said
"Uncle! I'm sorry! I didn't pay attention just now!"

(End of this chapter)

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