Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 365
Chapter 365
Without even thinking about it, Wu Qiang turned his head and said in extreme surprise
"Who are you scolding here for looking down on me? I said something nice to you. Why can't you even understand human speech? Instead, you scolded me in a roundabout way. What do you mean by that? I'm so weird, You think I’m a stone baby, and I don’t know how painful it is to be bitten by a dog! The dogs have already chased me, so if you don’t run away, stand there and wait to be bitten, you think people are as ignorant as you when they go out in the morning ah!"
Liu Qi saw two young people arguing, and thought to himself that one was talking about a domestic dog on a leash, and the other was talking about a runaway vicious dog, and they were not on the same channel at all, how could they still say such a thing? For a long time, it’s not enough to make people not admire it. It’s almost the end of the fun, so I pursed my lips and said with a faint smile
"Oh! As expected of the dog biting the hair on the dog's mouth, you two quickly wipe the dog hair at the corners of your mouth! Weiwei get out of the car with me, Wu Qiang, if you are not afraid of being scolded, come down and play with the black dog at the door first, and wait Let's go in and finish the work, see what's going on, and go to the next one if necessary, and if it's done, just send us to the street!"
I, Wu Qiang, heard being scolded, and remembered that I still had a matchmaker to deliver, who was walking towards the entrance of the street, panicked for a moment, started the car, saw Cao Wei was still in the car, and glared at him with a wicked smile
"You are so calm, boy! Seeing that my daughter-in-law is not active at all, she is sitting motionless in the car. Does it mean that she waits for the girl to come out, like a bridegroom official picking up a new daughter-in-law, going around the wedding car three times to the left and three times to the right?" Please get out of the car! If this is the case, I advise you not to get out of the car, I will send you home directly! Don't waste Uncle Liu and my time here!"
Cao Wei glared hard when he heard this, thinking that when you went out for the real thing, you forgot to take your brains, brother, why did I come here, and now no one has seen the girl, you let me go back, So he hurriedly ran out of the car, turned around and pointed at Wu Qiang's mouth and said
"Hurry up and stop talking! Look at the dog hair all over your mouth and it's turned black! Hurry up and clean it up!"
After Cao Wei finished speaking, he ran to the back of the car. Wu Qiang stroked the beard on the corner of his mouth angrily, honked the horn twice, stepped on the gas pedal and drove away.
When Cao Wei was worrying about how to get in, unexpectedly Liu Qi came over and said anxiously
"Weiwei, I forgot to explain to you just now. Later, if the woman asks what level of education you are, you can say that you have a junior high school education! Don't dare to say that you have an elementary school education!"
When Cao Wei heard this, he glanced in confusion, and wanted to say directly, whether they were looking for a son-in-law for their daughter, or a diploma for their daughter, but if they said that, it would be obvious scolding, because it was absolutely forbidden to ask, but let I pretend to be an oil worker, and there are no oil production units around my hometown. I say what I look like, but I have graduated from elementary school, and now I want to pretend to be a junior high school student. If someone has a high school student, I will pay myself a few Dao question, then it's completely over, so I said a little worried
"Uncle, why do they care about diplomas too! But I said that I graduated from junior high school. If someone asks me for a junior high school diploma, I don't have it! Wouldn't that be revealing!"
Liu Qi was completely speechless when he heard this, and thought to himself that this guy looks very smart, why is he a rolling pin who doesn't know anything about it, so he circled in anger, a little dumbfounded
"Oh! You baby, I really don't know what to say about you! We are here for a blind date, not to apply for a job. Maybe they still want to see your graduation certificate on the spot, even though their family has dug their brains twice. , You said you didn’t bring it with you, and you went back to apply for a junior high school diploma. This is called real exposure! Also, remember that you didn’t pass the exam, but was introduced by your relatives. You are a temporary worker there, but if you do well, you will become a regular worker in three to five years. You don't care about the next thing, I will help you settle it!"
Cao Wei looked at Liu Qi in surprise when he heard this, thinking that no wonder you have so many customers. It turns out that you, a fool, have reached the level of proficiency in your skills. What made him feel the most true is that if a person tells a lie, he will use countless lies to cover it up. Unexpectedly, he became the party involved, and he would lie to others even if he married a daughter-in-law. Even thinking about it makes people feel ashamed. It's just one of life's great sorrows.
Thinking of this, Cao Wei said helplessly
"Uncle, I got it! What you say, I will do! You can arrange everything today!"
Liu Qi nodded triumphantly when he heard the scene here, and walked slowly towards the door, but the big black dog at the door suddenly rushed towards them as if he had lost his mind. Cao Wei sighed when he saw this say in one breath
"Uncle, why don't we go back! Didn't Wu Qiang say just now that the house dog doesn't bite the new son-in-law? Look at the way it looks now, and wish it could eat me up!"
Liu Qi was speechless when he heard this, and glared angrily. He wanted to tidy up beautifully and ask him well. The ancients said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and the golden house in the book. Why doesn't he listen well? Now But he competed with a dog, but he was about to enter the door soon, and he would pull a donkey's face later, even if he wanted to get married, he would not be willing, so he said a little irritably
"Oh! I really don't know what to say about you! You actually believe Wu Qiang's words! Although the ancients said that house dogs don't bite the new son-in-law, but you haven't even entered his house now, and he hasn't agreed to your marriage. , what kind of new son-in-law are you! If this dog doesn’t bite you and me, then it’s not far from being stewed and drinking rice wine!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he did not expect a man in his forties to walk out of the gate. After seeing Liu Qi, he quickly smiled and said
"Uncle Liu, why didn't you tell me in advance when you came here! It made you wait at the door for so long! I'm really sorry!"
Liu Qi heard this and hurried forward, held the host's hand and said
"Oh! Old Xue! Why are you being polite to me! We old brothers, who is with whom! Are you right! Is Huiling at home!"
Hearing this, Xue Yang glanced at Cao Wei behind him, held Liu Qi's hand, and said as he walked inside
"Good man! Look what you're talking about! After you told me last night, I went over and told you, it's as cold as an ice cave outside! Hurry up, both of you! I'll give you all the tea You're done!"
(End of this chapter)
Without even thinking about it, Wu Qiang turned his head and said in extreme surprise
"Who are you scolding here for looking down on me? I said something nice to you. Why can't you even understand human speech? Instead, you scolded me in a roundabout way. What do you mean by that? I'm so weird, You think I’m a stone baby, and I don’t know how painful it is to be bitten by a dog! The dogs have already chased me, so if you don’t run away, stand there and wait to be bitten, you think people are as ignorant as you when they go out in the morning ah!"
Liu Qi saw two young people arguing, and thought to himself that one was talking about a domestic dog on a leash, and the other was talking about a runaway vicious dog, and they were not on the same channel at all, how could they still say such a thing? For a long time, it’s not enough to make people not admire it. It’s almost the end of the fun, so I pursed my lips and said with a faint smile
"Oh! As expected of the dog biting the hair on the dog's mouth, you two quickly wipe the dog hair at the corners of your mouth! Weiwei get out of the car with me, Wu Qiang, if you are not afraid of being scolded, come down and play with the black dog at the door first, and wait Let's go in and finish the work, see what's going on, and go to the next one if necessary, and if it's done, just send us to the street!"
I, Wu Qiang, heard being scolded, and remembered that I still had a matchmaker to deliver, who was walking towards the entrance of the street, panicked for a moment, started the car, saw Cao Wei was still in the car, and glared at him with a wicked smile
"You are so calm, boy! Seeing that my daughter-in-law is not active at all, she is sitting motionless in the car. Does it mean that she waits for the girl to come out, like a bridegroom official picking up a new daughter-in-law, going around the wedding car three times to the left and three times to the right?" Please get out of the car! If this is the case, I advise you not to get out of the car, I will send you home directly! Don't waste Uncle Liu and my time here!"
Cao Wei glared hard when he heard this, thinking that when you went out for the real thing, you forgot to take your brains, brother, why did I come here, and now no one has seen the girl, you let me go back, So he hurriedly ran out of the car, turned around and pointed at Wu Qiang's mouth and said
"Hurry up and stop talking! Look at the dog hair all over your mouth and it's turned black! Hurry up and clean it up!"
After Cao Wei finished speaking, he ran to the back of the car. Wu Qiang stroked the beard on the corner of his mouth angrily, honked the horn twice, stepped on the gas pedal and drove away.
When Cao Wei was worrying about how to get in, unexpectedly Liu Qi came over and said anxiously
"Weiwei, I forgot to explain to you just now. Later, if the woman asks what level of education you are, you can say that you have a junior high school education! Don't dare to say that you have an elementary school education!"
When Cao Wei heard this, he glanced in confusion, and wanted to say directly, whether they were looking for a son-in-law for their daughter, or a diploma for their daughter, but if they said that, it would be obvious scolding, because it was absolutely forbidden to ask, but let I pretend to be an oil worker, and there are no oil production units around my hometown. I say what I look like, but I have graduated from elementary school, and now I want to pretend to be a junior high school student. If someone has a high school student, I will pay myself a few Dao question, then it's completely over, so I said a little worried
"Uncle, why do they care about diplomas too! But I said that I graduated from junior high school. If someone asks me for a junior high school diploma, I don't have it! Wouldn't that be revealing!"
Liu Qi was completely speechless when he heard this, and thought to himself that this guy looks very smart, why is he a rolling pin who doesn't know anything about it, so he circled in anger, a little dumbfounded
"Oh! You baby, I really don't know what to say about you! We are here for a blind date, not to apply for a job. Maybe they still want to see your graduation certificate on the spot, even though their family has dug their brains twice. , You said you didn’t bring it with you, and you went back to apply for a junior high school diploma. This is called real exposure! Also, remember that you didn’t pass the exam, but was introduced by your relatives. You are a temporary worker there, but if you do well, you will become a regular worker in three to five years. You don't care about the next thing, I will help you settle it!"
Cao Wei looked at Liu Qi in surprise when he heard this, thinking that no wonder you have so many customers. It turns out that you, a fool, have reached the level of proficiency in your skills. What made him feel the most true is that if a person tells a lie, he will use countless lies to cover it up. Unexpectedly, he became the party involved, and he would lie to others even if he married a daughter-in-law. Even thinking about it makes people feel ashamed. It's just one of life's great sorrows.
Thinking of this, Cao Wei said helplessly
"Uncle, I got it! What you say, I will do! You can arrange everything today!"
Liu Qi nodded triumphantly when he heard the scene here, and walked slowly towards the door, but the big black dog at the door suddenly rushed towards them as if he had lost his mind. Cao Wei sighed when he saw this say in one breath
"Uncle, why don't we go back! Didn't Wu Qiang say just now that the house dog doesn't bite the new son-in-law? Look at the way it looks now, and wish it could eat me up!"
Liu Qi was speechless when he heard this, and glared angrily. He wanted to tidy up beautifully and ask him well. The ancients said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and the golden house in the book. Why doesn't he listen well? Now But he competed with a dog, but he was about to enter the door soon, and he would pull a donkey's face later, even if he wanted to get married, he would not be willing, so he said a little irritably
"Oh! I really don't know what to say about you! You actually believe Wu Qiang's words! Although the ancients said that house dogs don't bite the new son-in-law, but you haven't even entered his house now, and he hasn't agreed to your marriage. , what kind of new son-in-law are you! If this dog doesn’t bite you and me, then it’s not far from being stewed and drinking rice wine!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he did not expect a man in his forties to walk out of the gate. After seeing Liu Qi, he quickly smiled and said
"Uncle Liu, why didn't you tell me in advance when you came here! It made you wait at the door for so long! I'm really sorry!"
Liu Qi heard this and hurried forward, held the host's hand and said
"Oh! Old Xue! Why are you being polite to me! We old brothers, who is with whom! Are you right! Is Huiling at home!"
Hearing this, Xue Yang glanced at Cao Wei behind him, held Liu Qi's hand, and said as he walked inside
"Good man! Look what you're talking about! After you told me last night, I went over and told you, it's as cold as an ice cave outside! Hurry up, both of you! I'll give you all the tea You're done!"
(End of this chapter)
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