Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 386 Sister Doesn't Smoke Cigarettes
Chapter 386 Sister Doesn't Smoke Cigarettes
Li Juan chuckled when she heard this, thinking that this dude’s words are so funny, it’s already so old, smoking is a habit at best, but he can still talk about his personality, and what did he say, I’m just my different fireworks, It was so interesting, I took a puff of cigarette lightly, and said with a cheerful smile
"Oh! Brother, what you said is really interesting. What is the meaning of smoking and personality! I am me, different fireworks! This fireworks is not the other fireworks, you may be more curious, why am I a girl who can smoke, am I not afraid of being scolded , then I will tell you very frankly now that I can’t live in the mouths of others, my life should be dominated by me, not by other people’s mouths! As for why I smoke, the reason is very simple, because my sister smokes It's not smoke but loneliness!"
When Li Juan smoked here, she took another hard puff, and blew out the smoke ring very skillfully. Cao Wei was completely stunned when he saw this, thinking, brother, I have been smoking for so many years, and I can't even spit out a smoke ring. You, a little girl, actually vomit so slickly, the same smoker, why is there such a big difference, but what makes him even more puzzled is that what my sister smokes is not cigarettes but loneliness, but she obviously smokes smoke, and the more you smoke, the more empty you become. To be precise, the more you smoke, the more lonely you become, so I said a little puzzled.
"Oh! It turns out that it is loneliness that smokes you! But when people are lonely, they will choose to smoke! Doesn't the more you smoke, the more lonely you become? How do you explain this!"
Li Juan glanced at it again when she heard this, and shook her head helplessly, thinking that I would give you an analogy for my sister, but I didn't expect you to start talking to me here, I'm afraid you don't know, my sister is now a Internet worm, but my sister was a top student in the past, and she read as many books as you. I wanted to clean up beautifully, but when I imagined this again, a man who dared not even smoke in front of girls would not Talking about playing online games, let alone getting married, so he smiled and said
"This question! I can't give you a definite answer, because there are some things in the world that have no answer! I can only tell you this. Essence is a substitute for forgetting, cigarettes are a substitute for loneliness, and tears are sad Stand-in, photos are stand-ins for memories, dolls are stand-ins for childhood, and online games are stand-ins for me! Now I know why I smoke! Play games! Stay at home all day on blind dates instead of working to earn money is not it?"
When Cao Wei heard this, he glanced in surprise, thinking that someone who could say such profound words must be a person with a certain degree of cultural accomplishment, and ordinary people would not be able to say it, let alone connect her with a troubled girl, but How did such a good girl become what she is now? Do I have any secrets, so I hurriedly asked
"Oh! You really deserve to be a master among the people! If you can say such profound words, you must be a top student. Then why didn't you go to college, but stayed in your room playing games all day long? It’s confusing! Can you tell me more about it! This will help us get to know each other better, do you think what I said is right!”
Li Juan heard about getting to know each other better, and looked at Cao Wei again, thinking that although you are a good guy who farms and lives, even if you go with you today, maybe you don't have the guts to take me home, But as the saying goes, differences do not seek each other. If I didn’t want to find a like-minded person, talk about a vigorous love, enter the palace of marriage, and live the life I want, how could I have been on a blind date for two years and haven’t married myself? Married, is it because I look too bad, or my brain is not enough, these are not superficial phenomena, because I used my strength to prove to me that even if he counts money until his hand cramps, he can't hold back my little head Calf!Because I am in charge of my territory, I am in charge of my marriage, and it is impossible to easily dispose of my lower body at a low price. Thinking of this, she smiled wryly and said
"Oh! You finally said the topic! It turns out that you are here for a blind date! I thought you were here to get to the bottom of it! Then you also met me, and the situation is like this! Do you think the two of us are suitable? If If it's suitable, tell my dad in the past now, you can come to pick up the bride at any time! I look forward to your arrival!"
Cao Wei fell to the ground when he heard the frightened smoke here, thinking that you are kidding me!How can a country bumpkin like me manage it? This is not an international joke, but directly fatal, but I can’t say that I can’t control it, because a man can never say that he can’t do it. This is a matter of principle, but I don't dare to speak big words. If this guy gets hotheaded and marries him in order to avenge his father, it's hard to say, but no matter when it comes, he must grasp one point, that is this woman, not himself. If you insist on eating the meat in the meat, there are only two structures, either to be strangled to death, or to be choked to death, but you can’t let this little girl feel that she has given up, as the saying goes, she would rather be beaten alive death, but absolutely cannot bear to be bullied to death.
"Oh! I have a bad heart, so don't make fun of me like this! If I can marry you home in this life, it's not my luck in my third life, but the blue smoke from our ancestral grave!"
Blue smoke rose from Li Juan's ancestral grave, and she said in amazement with round eyes
"Wait a minute! I have a question, why did your ancestral graves emit blue smoke when you married me! Aren't they all emitting blue smoke?"
Cao Wei blushed up to his ears, thinking that he just said it casually, but he didn't expect you to take it seriously. You asked me to answer, but I can't answer, so he lit a cigarette, took a hard look and said
"Oh! I don't know what to say when you ask, but since you insist on asking, I'll tell you what I really think! According to the current state of the two of us, you are a cloud in the sky, I am the soil on the ground, I really can’t afford it! If I really marry you, there will be green smoke from our ancestral grave, just hold some firewood and light it. This is easy to handle, so unless there is blue smoke to see if it’s possible Don’t you think what I said is wrong? So you don’t want to make fun of me anymore, I only play Tetris, not to mention playing online games, I’ve never even seen it! I don’t even have a common language hobby No, how can we communicate when we marry back home! Aren't you trying to make me happy?"
(End of this chapter)
Li Juan chuckled when she heard this, thinking that this dude’s words are so funny, it’s already so old, smoking is a habit at best, but he can still talk about his personality, and what did he say, I’m just my different fireworks, It was so interesting, I took a puff of cigarette lightly, and said with a cheerful smile
"Oh! Brother, what you said is really interesting. What is the meaning of smoking and personality! I am me, different fireworks! This fireworks is not the other fireworks, you may be more curious, why am I a girl who can smoke, am I not afraid of being scolded , then I will tell you very frankly now that I can’t live in the mouths of others, my life should be dominated by me, not by other people’s mouths! As for why I smoke, the reason is very simple, because my sister smokes It's not smoke but loneliness!"
When Li Juan smoked here, she took another hard puff, and blew out the smoke ring very skillfully. Cao Wei was completely stunned when he saw this, thinking, brother, I have been smoking for so many years, and I can't even spit out a smoke ring. You, a little girl, actually vomit so slickly, the same smoker, why is there such a big difference, but what makes him even more puzzled is that what my sister smokes is not cigarettes but loneliness, but she obviously smokes smoke, and the more you smoke, the more empty you become. To be precise, the more you smoke, the more lonely you become, so I said a little puzzled.
"Oh! It turns out that it is loneliness that smokes you! But when people are lonely, they will choose to smoke! Doesn't the more you smoke, the more lonely you become? How do you explain this!"
Li Juan glanced at it again when she heard this, and shook her head helplessly, thinking that I would give you an analogy for my sister, but I didn't expect you to start talking to me here, I'm afraid you don't know, my sister is now a Internet worm, but my sister was a top student in the past, and she read as many books as you. I wanted to clean up beautifully, but when I imagined this again, a man who dared not even smoke in front of girls would not Talking about playing online games, let alone getting married, so he smiled and said
"This question! I can't give you a definite answer, because there are some things in the world that have no answer! I can only tell you this. Essence is a substitute for forgetting, cigarettes are a substitute for loneliness, and tears are sad Stand-in, photos are stand-ins for memories, dolls are stand-ins for childhood, and online games are stand-ins for me! Now I know why I smoke! Play games! Stay at home all day on blind dates instead of working to earn money is not it?"
When Cao Wei heard this, he glanced in surprise, thinking that someone who could say such profound words must be a person with a certain degree of cultural accomplishment, and ordinary people would not be able to say it, let alone connect her with a troubled girl, but How did such a good girl become what she is now? Do I have any secrets, so I hurriedly asked
"Oh! You really deserve to be a master among the people! If you can say such profound words, you must be a top student. Then why didn't you go to college, but stayed in your room playing games all day long? It’s confusing! Can you tell me more about it! This will help us get to know each other better, do you think what I said is right!”
Li Juan heard about getting to know each other better, and looked at Cao Wei again, thinking that although you are a good guy who farms and lives, even if you go with you today, maybe you don't have the guts to take me home, But as the saying goes, differences do not seek each other. If I didn’t want to find a like-minded person, talk about a vigorous love, enter the palace of marriage, and live the life I want, how could I have been on a blind date for two years and haven’t married myself? Married, is it because I look too bad, or my brain is not enough, these are not superficial phenomena, because I used my strength to prove to me that even if he counts money until his hand cramps, he can't hold back my little head Calf!Because I am in charge of my territory, I am in charge of my marriage, and it is impossible to easily dispose of my lower body at a low price. Thinking of this, she smiled wryly and said
"Oh! You finally said the topic! It turns out that you are here for a blind date! I thought you were here to get to the bottom of it! Then you also met me, and the situation is like this! Do you think the two of us are suitable? If If it's suitable, tell my dad in the past now, you can come to pick up the bride at any time! I look forward to your arrival!"
Cao Wei fell to the ground when he heard the frightened smoke here, thinking that you are kidding me!How can a country bumpkin like me manage it? This is not an international joke, but directly fatal, but I can’t say that I can’t control it, because a man can never say that he can’t do it. This is a matter of principle, but I don't dare to speak big words. If this guy gets hotheaded and marries him in order to avenge his father, it's hard to say, but no matter when it comes, he must grasp one point, that is this woman, not himself. If you insist on eating the meat in the meat, there are only two structures, either to be strangled to death, or to be choked to death, but you can’t let this little girl feel that she has given up, as the saying goes, she would rather be beaten alive death, but absolutely cannot bear to be bullied to death.
"Oh! I have a bad heart, so don't make fun of me like this! If I can marry you home in this life, it's not my luck in my third life, but the blue smoke from our ancestral grave!"
Blue smoke rose from Li Juan's ancestral grave, and she said in amazement with round eyes
"Wait a minute! I have a question, why did your ancestral graves emit blue smoke when you married me! Aren't they all emitting blue smoke?"
Cao Wei blushed up to his ears, thinking that he just said it casually, but he didn't expect you to take it seriously. You asked me to answer, but I can't answer, so he lit a cigarette, took a hard look and said
"Oh! I don't know what to say when you ask, but since you insist on asking, I'll tell you what I really think! According to the current state of the two of us, you are a cloud in the sky, I am the soil on the ground, I really can’t afford it! If I really marry you, there will be green smoke from our ancestral grave, just hold some firewood and light it. This is easy to handle, so unless there is blue smoke to see if it’s possible Don’t you think what I said is wrong? So you don’t want to make fun of me anymore, I only play Tetris, not to mention playing online games, I’ve never even seen it! I don’t even have a common language hobby No, how can we communicate when we marry back home! Aren't you trying to make me happy?"
(End of this chapter)
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