Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 407 The girl is full of writing 71
Chapter 407 The girl wrote 7+1 all over her face
The young man heard the old man in the market, brushed it, his whole face turned as red as his nose, took a puff of cigarette, and said helplessly
"Oh! Alright! Brother! Don't make fun of me anymore! As an old man, I'm just standing still, watching other people marry each other all day long! You can't understand the bitterness in your heart! Three years ago The person who went on a blind date with me, now his baby will call him daddy after him! Now I can only follow my daddy and call him daddy! What do you mean by doing this all day long! I’m so worried! If my parents didn’t push me so hard, I would have wanted to marry this daughter-in-law! The money I earned from working outside for a year would be spent in just one twelfth month. Brother, I bought that money with human oil! My flesh hurts! I really don’t know who invented the blind date, isn’t this just nonsense?”
Cao Wei glanced at the young man when he heard this, thinking that there is nothing wrong with the blind date itself, the main reason is that we didn’t meet the right person at the right time, but he couldn’t figure out how this dude could go on blind dates for three consecutive years, so he felt a little said curiously
"Brother, come on! Don't be discouraged! Blind dating is a technical job, it's because you haven't arrived! But I'm curious, why did you go on a blind date for three years? Don't you work to earn money? And now you are in the market, Girls are no longer here, why do you have blind dates of hundreds of girls here, and if the blind date is not successful, don’t you not need to pay an introduction fee? Can you tell me what’s going on? Say it Why am I a little scared, I feel that this blind date is a high consumption! I don’t dare to go on stage again, don’t let the wife eat dog meat and throw away the dog chain when the time comes, it’s not worth it! Do you think I Say it right!"
Hearing this, the young man took another puff of his cigarette in anger, glanced at Cao Wei, and thought that if there were too many tears, his stomach would be full of tears, you may think that my brother and I are fatter, and his face is swollen Pretending to be fat, brother, 30% of my weight is on my mind, and I lost weight when I said it. Thinking of this, I patted him on the shoulder and said
"Hey! It's hard to say! I don't work outside, and my family only has a few acres of Susukida. My parents are swollen every day. Why do I stay at home alone! Don't want money, call one after another, say that you will never come back, good wife, let people choose them all, and the rest are all despised by others, so you have no choice but to pack up and come back, since you know that in the market now, daughters-in-law The children are not coming, we have to go to other people's homes, you know that there is no matchmaker, we don't know how to open the door when we talk about it, and you know the market, every time it costs 50 yuan, basically in the twelfth lunar month I’m running all over the Internet, seeing three or five girls a day, and there are more than 100 girls in one month, so I just fell asleep and saw hundreds of girls, and I have reservations! And I have to eat out in restaurants every day , each time without three or five dishes, a bottle of white wine is simply not enough, and a meal costs more than 200 yuan. Anyway, if you don’t have 300 yuan a day, it’s not enough at all! How much do we earn a day when we go out to work? Money, you should know better than me, you can earn more than 1 yuan a year! Sigh! When it comes to this matter, I am really going crazy! There is nothing I can do!"
Cao Wei felt his scalp tingle instantly when he heard this, thinking that no wonder this guy frowned like a ravine when he talked about blind date, and his complaints were like seawater breaking a bank. I looked at the guy and found that he is not very handsome, to be precise, he is still very handsome. Since I have seen so many girls, how could none of them catch my eye? This is not a joke, so I was a little puzzled and said
"Dude, you said that you spent a year of hard money in the twelfth lunar month. I don't have any opinion on this, but I can't figure out the email thing. That is, you have seen so many girls, and there is no one who is as good as you! Is your vision too good?" It’s too tall! Brother! I’m not here to piss you off with sarcastic remarks! Smelly daughter-in-law! Smelly daughter-in-law! Just look pleasing to the eye! Don’t forget! Pretty daughters-in-law are all yours! You run outside all year round, this is the truth Impossible not to know!"
The boy lost control of his emotions when he heard this, stared at Cao Wei with red eyes, and said a little bit like crying
"Brother! Although you are on a blind date for the first time today, you should know that it is a woman now, so pick our men! How can a man like me, who has three nos, have the right to pick these rich ladies! But even if his face is full of 7+1 is an outlier, and they don't want to marry me! What do you think I can do!"
When Cao Wei heard about 7+1, he thought to himself that many girls now imitate the faces of famous celebrities, as if their faces were dug out of a noodle tank all day long. They are beautiful, but they seem to have dug out their brains twice, but no matter what, How can it be possible to write 7+1 all over the face? Girls who can go on a blind date should not be too young. If a girl in her twenties still writes on her face, it is not a question of whether she is beautiful or not, but a question of IQ. There is a problem, I looked at it with some puzzlement and said
"Brother, I know that women pick men on blind dates now! But you don't have low standards, you don't even care if you have enough brains, as long as you are a woman! This is too unreliable, right? You have to think clearly, marrying a daughter-in-law is not just for fun, although some people change their wives, it’s like changing their clothes, but this kind of dangerous game is not something poor dicks like you and I can play!"
The young man was at a loss when he heard this, and wondered if this guy was out of his mind. How could he say that? It’s not like I haven’t seen a girl before, so how could I find someone who doesn’t have enough brains? use, so I was a little annoyed and said
"Brother, we didn't seem to offend you when we met for the first time! What do you mean by saying this? Is a person like me only worthy of marrying a girl with a bad brain? This is too hurtful!"
Cao Wei panicked when he heard this, thinking what does this guy mean when he said this well, I was just telling the truth, how could he hurt his humble self-esteem again, this is too unbelievable, so he was a little helpless explain
"Sorry! Don't get excited! Just now you said that she wrote 7+1 all over her face! The girl on the blind date is not 21 or [-] years old, and she is still scribbling on her face. Isn't it a little brain problem?"
Hearing this, the boy made a circle in anger, and said helplessly
"Dude, do you live in a big city? How come you don't even know that 7+1 is an ugly word! Ugliness has nothing to do with whether you have a good brain or not!"
(End of this chapter)
The young man heard the old man in the market, brushed it, his whole face turned as red as his nose, took a puff of cigarette, and said helplessly
"Oh! Alright! Brother! Don't make fun of me anymore! As an old man, I'm just standing still, watching other people marry each other all day long! You can't understand the bitterness in your heart! Three years ago The person who went on a blind date with me, now his baby will call him daddy after him! Now I can only follow my daddy and call him daddy! What do you mean by doing this all day long! I’m so worried! If my parents didn’t push me so hard, I would have wanted to marry this daughter-in-law! The money I earned from working outside for a year would be spent in just one twelfth month. Brother, I bought that money with human oil! My flesh hurts! I really don’t know who invented the blind date, isn’t this just nonsense?”
Cao Wei glanced at the young man when he heard this, thinking that there is nothing wrong with the blind date itself, the main reason is that we didn’t meet the right person at the right time, but he couldn’t figure out how this dude could go on blind dates for three consecutive years, so he felt a little said curiously
"Brother, come on! Don't be discouraged! Blind dating is a technical job, it's because you haven't arrived! But I'm curious, why did you go on a blind date for three years? Don't you work to earn money? And now you are in the market, Girls are no longer here, why do you have blind dates of hundreds of girls here, and if the blind date is not successful, don’t you not need to pay an introduction fee? Can you tell me what’s going on? Say it Why am I a little scared, I feel that this blind date is a high consumption! I don’t dare to go on stage again, don’t let the wife eat dog meat and throw away the dog chain when the time comes, it’s not worth it! Do you think I Say it right!"
Hearing this, the young man took another puff of his cigarette in anger, glanced at Cao Wei, and thought that if there were too many tears, his stomach would be full of tears, you may think that my brother and I are fatter, and his face is swollen Pretending to be fat, brother, 30% of my weight is on my mind, and I lost weight when I said it. Thinking of this, I patted him on the shoulder and said
"Hey! It's hard to say! I don't work outside, and my family only has a few acres of Susukida. My parents are swollen every day. Why do I stay at home alone! Don't want money, call one after another, say that you will never come back, good wife, let people choose them all, and the rest are all despised by others, so you have no choice but to pack up and come back, since you know that in the market now, daughters-in-law The children are not coming, we have to go to other people's homes, you know that there is no matchmaker, we don't know how to open the door when we talk about it, and you know the market, every time it costs 50 yuan, basically in the twelfth lunar month I’m running all over the Internet, seeing three or five girls a day, and there are more than 100 girls in one month, so I just fell asleep and saw hundreds of girls, and I have reservations! And I have to eat out in restaurants every day , each time without three or five dishes, a bottle of white wine is simply not enough, and a meal costs more than 200 yuan. Anyway, if you don’t have 300 yuan a day, it’s not enough at all! How much do we earn a day when we go out to work? Money, you should know better than me, you can earn more than 1 yuan a year! Sigh! When it comes to this matter, I am really going crazy! There is nothing I can do!"
Cao Wei felt his scalp tingle instantly when he heard this, thinking that no wonder this guy frowned like a ravine when he talked about blind date, and his complaints were like seawater breaking a bank. I looked at the guy and found that he is not very handsome, to be precise, he is still very handsome. Since I have seen so many girls, how could none of them catch my eye? This is not a joke, so I was a little puzzled and said
"Dude, you said that you spent a year of hard money in the twelfth lunar month. I don't have any opinion on this, but I can't figure out the email thing. That is, you have seen so many girls, and there is no one who is as good as you! Is your vision too good?" It’s too tall! Brother! I’m not here to piss you off with sarcastic remarks! Smelly daughter-in-law! Smelly daughter-in-law! Just look pleasing to the eye! Don’t forget! Pretty daughters-in-law are all yours! You run outside all year round, this is the truth Impossible not to know!"
The boy lost control of his emotions when he heard this, stared at Cao Wei with red eyes, and said a little bit like crying
"Brother! Although you are on a blind date for the first time today, you should know that it is a woman now, so pick our men! How can a man like me, who has three nos, have the right to pick these rich ladies! But even if his face is full of 7+1 is an outlier, and they don't want to marry me! What do you think I can do!"
When Cao Wei heard about 7+1, he thought to himself that many girls now imitate the faces of famous celebrities, as if their faces were dug out of a noodle tank all day long. They are beautiful, but they seem to have dug out their brains twice, but no matter what, How can it be possible to write 7+1 all over the face? Girls who can go on a blind date should not be too young. If a girl in her twenties still writes on her face, it is not a question of whether she is beautiful or not, but a question of IQ. There is a problem, I looked at it with some puzzlement and said
"Brother, I know that women pick men on blind dates now! But you don't have low standards, you don't even care if you have enough brains, as long as you are a woman! This is too unreliable, right? You have to think clearly, marrying a daughter-in-law is not just for fun, although some people change their wives, it’s like changing their clothes, but this kind of dangerous game is not something poor dicks like you and I can play!"
The young man was at a loss when he heard this, and wondered if this guy was out of his mind. How could he say that? It’s not like I haven’t seen a girl before, so how could I find someone who doesn’t have enough brains? use, so I was a little annoyed and said
"Brother, we didn't seem to offend you when we met for the first time! What do you mean by saying this? Is a person like me only worthy of marrying a girl with a bad brain? This is too hurtful!"
Cao Wei panicked when he heard this, thinking what does this guy mean when he said this well, I was just telling the truth, how could he hurt his humble self-esteem again, this is too unbelievable, so he was a little helpless explain
"Sorry! Don't get excited! Just now you said that she wrote 7+1 all over her face! The girl on the blind date is not 21 or [-] years old, and she is still scribbling on her face. Isn't it a little brain problem?"
Hearing this, the boy made a circle in anger, and said helplessly
"Dude, do you live in a big city? How come you don't even know that 7+1 is an ugly word! Ugliness has nothing to do with whether you have a good brain or not!"
(End of this chapter)
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