Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 435

Dong Huibao found out that this kid had confessed, and thought that you are still sensible now, otherwise your mouth will be swollen like dough, and it will be difficult to vent your anger, so don't even think about talking, but now you have to clarify something for this kid. The fact is that Wang Jinhua is not pregnant, so she sighed and said

"Did you waste a lot of food, boy, and now you can't even speak human words! What do you mean by giving birth to a deadlock, marrying a wife and not having a baby, is it just to see? Besides, Wang Jinhua and I are just Simple boyfriend and girlfriend are not what you imagined, so please don't force your dirty thoughts on me and Jin Hua, or be careful that I will be rude to you!"

Zhang Hao made a grimace, thinking that after talking with Wang Jinhua for such a long time, the devil would believe that you didn't go too far, and just looked at it every night. Although the words were not very lethal, they were extremely insulting, so he sneered say something
"Okay! I admit that there is a pure friendship between men and women in the world, but that is only after marriage! Because after marriage, friendship is not so pure! But you two are not married yet, I don't believe you two There is only friendship left between them! Don’t explain anymore, because explaining is tantamount to covering up, I know you are as pure as distilled water, it’s a pity to put it in a urinal! To put it in layman’s terms, it’s not a good bird for a rooster to climb a tree! "

Dong Huibao glared at him, thinking that your rooster is a good bird, staring at unhealthy websites all day long, watching the sun go down from the sun up, not only blinded the eyes, but also blinded the conscience, so some irritated say
"Okay! Please stop swearing at people around the bush. Is it meaningful? And although you brag about not paying taxes, you should be similar! What is a pure friendship between a man and a woman? It starts after marriage! You What kind of logic! Please explain to me!"

Zhang Hao looked at Dong Huibao's extremely funny expression and was instantly overjoyed. He thought that you have a lot of unreasonable reasoning all day long. Why don't you understand such a simple truth? It seems that you are not as powerful as in the legend, so Smile lightly and say unhurriedly

"Pure friendship begins after marriage. What's so strange about this? Haven't you heard that when you are in love, you don't see each other every day? Many couples live in the same room but live in different rooms even though they are under the same roof. , same room with different bed, same bed with different quilt, same quilt back to back! Although we respect each other as guests, we have already changed from having nothing to say, to having nothing to say! The spark of love has been extinguished, and all that remains is pure friendship ! Is there something wrong with what I said?"

Dong Huibao was speechless for a moment, thinking that it seems that you kid was only born in a virtual movie world, just watching people make love with each other for a day, and you don't understand the mystery of love at all, so he sneered and said helplessly

"Did you watch too many movies, kid, and started to have the illusion of world-weariness! I didn't want to talk to someone like you who has never been in a relationship, let alone a girlfriend, because I wouldn't understand it if I told you, but today I am targeting you. Your fallacy, I have to say a few words about you! Save your kid from going out and talking nonsense in the future, don’t say that we don’t have a daughter-in-law. If we have a daughter-in-law, is it easy to marry a daughter-in-law? I definitely wish I could live in the polar day world, where there are 25 days at night Hours, how could it be possible to share the same bed and quilt back to back, let alone envy mandarin ducks but not immortals! And if you don’t know, please don’t spray feces here, pollute my ears, and more Don't tarnish the sacred love! Even if the two people who love each other burn a little bit in their lives, the happy moments of passion burning, and some more eye-to-eye and soul-to-heart exchanges, it does not mean that their love is ashes in the grave of marriage, but they Found each other’s true love! Don’t forget! The beginning of life is when you love lightly! Don’t forget what I just told you, otherwise I will make you a little boy all your life, and you will never be a real man! Hurry up Let's go to the toilet! If you can't hold back the spray and spray it all over the room, then our dormitory will really become a veritable pig's nest! You can walk slowly!"

Zhang Hao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that the woman who wanted to never marry for the rest of his life since your boy found this ordinary man and saw him, has been stalking in front of me all day long, thinking that my brother and I can't find a girlfriend. You said, brother, I haven’t met a girl worth chasing after. If you have the standard like you, I’m sure the biggest problem in life is that too many girlfriends become a burden, but then again, no matter How come I am still a single dog, the facts speak louder than words, so I sneered, and said with a sneer of disdain

"Okay! You have been bullying me with this sentence for half a year. Can you change the excuse? Although I don't have a girlfriend, I have never eaten pork. I must have seen a pig run away! Don't think that there is a girl My friend, I think that I am so good, and I will be considered my daughter-in-law when I marry and put it on the kang. If I marry and go home without a certificate, God knows who will sit on the kang tomorrow! And you are too confident, A pure man is a pure man. Is it possible that you can change my gender with just a few words? How can you make me unable to be a man, and I will always be a little boy! Could it be that you have sharp eyes to identify whether a person is a man! Tell me Let me hear it!"

Dong Huibao looked at the sour look on Zhang Hao's face, and thought that you would not be a real man, so there is no need for identification, it's not just a matter of brother's words, in order to make this kid more angry, he sneered and said
"You don't have a girlfriend, and you're still a child. You don't need to be judged to know it! As for how you can't become a real man, it's actually very simple. If you don't know what a girlfriend looks like, you should watch "Swordsman"! If Yue Buqun wants to practice this skill, he must leave the palace first, so it should be fine! For a person like you who doesn’t even have a girlfriend, it’s a man’s sorrow not to be sent directly to the respect room! As soon as I send it inside, all the problems will be solved! May I ask you to disappear from my sight immediately, or should I send you directly to the respect room!"

Zhang Hao successfully fed a fly again. The most terrible thing was that Dong Huibao punched him in the stomach and swallowed it successfully. At this moment, he was really angry, hated and disgusted, not to mention how aggrieved he was. , when he was depressed, suddenly his eyes lit up, he patted his shoulder lightly, and said with a bad smile

"Brother! I thought your life was as sweet as honey, but today I found out that you drink Coptis chinensis soup all day. I know my own suffering. Others find a girlfriend because they want to enjoy a good life. I didn't expect you to only have a visual feast! Look! I overestimated you because Wang Jinhua was pregnant! So we are all little boys!"

(End of this chapter)