Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 47
When Cao Wei heard that Dongfang Bubai was actually a second-generation neurotic, he collapsed on the quilt with a smile, and said while wiping away his tears.

"Dude, haven't you watched "Swordsman" too much! You really must be talented! But then again, I really don't mean anything else, I'm just telling the truth! Because many people said, what are you doing? It doesn't look like a doll from a poor family, just a typical rich second-generation style! Since you don't want to admit it, then I don't make things difficult for others, so can you tell me about your daughter-in-law and you? !"

Wang Fugui found that this boy was trying to use his own words in a different way, thinking that everyone has different life experiences, so they can't empathize with each other. You said that others may not understand you. Your life is trivial, and in the eyes of others, it is "" "Chen Guzi, rotten pockmarks", why talk so much about it, so he sighed and said

"Hey! Don't ask any more questions. If you talk too much, you will be in tears!"

Cao Wei looked at Wang Fugui's loveless appearance, took a deep puff of cigarette, then sighed and said

"Brother, please stop being sarcastic. If you talk on the phone all day long and your wife is long and your wife is short, you just poke at every turn, and if you say that most of it is tears, then I'm afraid I'll swim in the pool of tears! Excuse me!" Do you still let me live?"

Wang Fugui looked at Cao Wei's face full of bitterness and hatred, and thought to himself that now it's a free love, and it's not the family who found it for you, who can you blame!But thinking about it again, the person who keeps saying that his life is so bitter that he has a pear pit all day long may not be a real bitter person, because the real bitterness is that he can't tell the bitterness. Thinking of this, he seems to have met a confidant, and he flew away Cigarette, cheerfully said with a smile

"Oh! Look at you, we were just joking. Look, why are you serious! No matter what happens, you and Cuihua are still together. In a more popular saying, you are still together. Being able to see a living creature is not like me holding my mobile phone all day long, living in my imagination, people who don’t know will think me, expecting my mobile phone to give me children!”

Wang Fugui was still full of bitterness, but was interrupted by Cao Wei, who seemed irritable and said

"Okay! You don't want to hang around with me anymore. Falling in love is what it is. If you find the right partner, you will spend your whole life with you in a romantic relationship. If you don't find the right partner, Huashan will fight to the death with swords! Why are you talking about those useless things! Hurry up Tell me, how did you meet your girlfriend!"

Wang Fugui glanced at it, and the appearance of Wang Cuihua's tigress, which was more powerful than the tigress in the primeval forest, immediately appeared in his mind. I don't understand why you want to humiliate yourself like this, even if she is a grass boat, there is no place to put your arrows, you can just shoot them into the sky!
Wang Fugui thought of the long talk here, thinking that maybe this is the legend, there is a kind of love called you don't let go, I won't let go, so he pursed his lips and said
"Hey! In view of the fact that you are always in trouble like me, brother, let me tell you about it! My current girlfriend is the college roommate of my high school female best friend. After failing the college entrance examination, I have nothing to do at home, pulling two sheep to herd. One day when I come back from herding, Dou Rongli called, and then chatted with the seven girls in their dormitory, and left them all with QQ numbers, but who would have known that they would be caught? Confused by my girlfriend's voice, I finally added her QQ by accident, wrote hundreds of love letters, made thousands of minutes of phone calls, and sent tens of thousands of text messages. It turns out that I have known each other for three years and only met twice. It’s just the same as it is now! Do you think I have something wrong with my brain!”

Cao Wei's eyes widened when he heard this, and he said in extreme surprise

"Brother, are you making up a love story for me! This is too unreliable!"

Wang Fugui made a grimace, and wanted to say something directly, don't say you don't believe me, sometimes even I feel like I'm dreaming, but then I thought about why I said so many useless things, so I rolled my eyes, Some say dumbfounded
"Brother! I've already become like this. I'm in the mood to make up a love story for you! Maybe such an unreliable thing can only happen to an unreliable person like me! You say Why is my life so miserable!"

Cao Wei glared at Wang Fugui, thinking to himself, Brother Monkey, you don’t want to be here, you kid, you are a good boy, a guy who doesn’t know a lot of words, picked up a college student’s daughter-in-law for nothing, don’t hurry home Burning incense and praying to Buddha, I am still doing something here, but after thinking about it again, it is wrong, so I said extremely depressed
"You kid, don't you make fun of me? I feel very uncomfortable! You two have known each other for the third year today. You said that you have made thousands of minutes of phone calls and tens of thousands of short messages. Could it be that the two of you have been doing nothing in the past few years?" I didn’t do anything, I just kept calling and texting all day long! Do you believe this yourself?”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that Brother Hou let you listen to the story for free, where are there so many problems? I wanted to show this kid a good look at the phone records and text messages in the next ten days Look, but I'm afraid that I'm going blind, this kid's dog eyes, besides, these involve personal privacy, why should I show this kid, then he took a long breath, and said bitterly and bitterly.

"Dude, the thousands of minutes of phone calls and tens of thousands of text messages I told you are just the starting price! Forget it! Brother, let me tell you this. Before I met my girlfriend, what I enjoyed at school was The living allowance for college students is 400 yuan per month, which can be said to be higher than that of some college students. Every day, Roujiamo, Coke fried noodles, and big ears are eaten. Only after meeting my girlfriend, Roujiamorou No more, only steamed buns left, Coke was drunk by the little boy on the Great Wall, fried noodles all became steamed buns, people only eat steamed buns and not vegetables, save money to fall in love, my brother only eats steamed buns and not noodles, It’s all used for making phone calls. You can calculate the 400 yuan by yourself, how many minutes you can make calls, and how many text messages you can send. You have a better brain than me, so I don’t need to find a calculator for this! What do you think of my life? It's so bitter! Do you think this girl was my servant girl in her previous life, and she came here to collect debts in this life!"

Cao Wei glared at Wang Fugui's unlucky look, thinking that although Cuihua has a bad temper and loves to chatter, the money is in our pockets and has not been exchanged for phone bills and recharge cards. In comparison, I was lucky, so I rolled my eyes, smiled wickedly and flew a cigarette and said

"Brother! How can we meet if we don't owe each other! Haven't you heard that you will have to pay back sooner or later when you come out to hang out, but according to my analysis, your girlfriend was definitely not your maid in her previous life, but an innocent girl who was tortured by you. If you meet in this life, you should cherish it! Be careful to look for you in the next life!"

(End of this chapter)