Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 476
Zhang Yongfa's face turned red and black when he was criticized. He wondered if he was too full to eat, and he had nothing to do. He was caught by this prodigal, blatantly swearing at him with insinuations, and the most important thing was to greet him with a smile. This is the legend of scolding for nothing. I wanted to turn around and go out, but people have already said that an IQ like myself is only suitable for chopping firewood. When he was about to go out to find an axe, he thought that his parents would burn the firewood until the end of the year. Yes, chop the firewood in such a cold day, so I rolled my eyes and said
"Wife! Don't be angry, can you listen to me?"

When Cao Xiaoxia heard that Zhang Yongfa came in to help, her whole body fell into the honey pot, how could she still be angry, but for these men who push their noses and face, they must always let them know their family status, otherwise, give them a good face, Everyone thought they were the emperor, so they said coldly

"Speak if you have something to say! Fart if you have something to say! Don't affect my cooking mood!"

Zhang Yong pursed his lips angrily, thinking that you are always in such a mood, where do you get so many emotions, what you do depends on your mood, who cares about my mood, haven’t you heard that a man is a flower , also needs care and love, but I am a man who is difficult at best, except being scolded is not difficult, and it is difficult for him to do anything, but now is not the time to talk about this, so I still said with a smile
"Oh! Look at you, how can you say such indecent words in the holy place of the kitchen? I heard from the older generation that firewood cannot be broken in the first month. The homonym of broken firewood is to lose money. This will affect the wealth luck of the year. Let's not break it today. It’s firewood! Is it okay to wait until the firewood is burned in the stove?”

Cao Xiaoxia glanced at it, and thought that you really deserved to be a talent, you boy, you can actually drag firewood and money, these two irreconcilable things, to be dragged together. Let him break a branch to see what kind of firewood he can break, but thinking about the Chinese New Year, it is really inappropriate for this guy to chop firewood. As soon as they came back from their daughter's house, they knew that if they let their precious son break firewood, they might not lose their money, but their looks, but since they had already said what they had said, they had to implement it, otherwise it would greatly affect their prestige, so their eyes rolled I turned a little annoyed and said

"You kid is always up all day, where do you come from so many fallacies and heresies! It seems that you don't chop wood today! This year our family will be able to go straight to a well-off life!"

Seeing Cao Xiaoxia let go, Zhang Yongfa thought that as long as you don't insist, it proves that there is still room for maneuver, so he interrupted him immediately without waiting for her to finish speaking and said with a smile

"Oh! If we don't burn firewood today, we can't guarantee that we will get rich overnight! But if we burn firewood today, we will really lose money! The stakes are a bit high! Besides, why do you have so little confidence in me! Haven't you heard of it? , there is always a dream, in case it comes true!"

When Cao Xiaoxia heard that she got rich overnight, she was so angry that she almost sprinkled salt into the simmered noodle dough she was making, and said an extremely exaggerated sentence

"Damn! Looks like I've been living in vain for decades! I didn't expect there to be such a shameless person like you in the world! You always have a dream. If it comes true, can you still be shameless? It's not that I underestimate you, a guy with high eyesight and low power. Your so-called dream is just thinking about it in a dream, because you sleep a thousand ways at night and walk the same way when you get up in the morning, so don't think about how to get rich overnight, or be careful One day and one night, he died violently!"

Zhang Yongfa looked at Cao Xiaoxia's annoyed look, and thought to him, brother monkey, you ask me when I'm going to die all day long, and the dog doesn't bark any more. I really convinced you, but today, even a bucket of dog If you pour shit on your head, then you can only say that you are lucky, and you will definitely be lucky this year, so you can’t say anything else, so you pursed your lips and said with a wicked smile

"I'm sorry! I never thought about getting rich overnight, let alone dying overnight, because I only want to hug you overnight, and I never thought about leaving you alone in the world someday! My wife, please Besides chopping firewood, what else can I do for you? Please arrange according to the old man's instructions!"

When Cao Xiaoxia heard that she didn't want to get rich, she just wanted to hug herself. Her sweetened heart fell into the honey pot again, thinking that if you could keep filling me with sweet words, there wouldn't be so many ups and downs in life. Touch, let alone so many bad words added, so I pursed my lips, pretending to say helplessly
"Okay! Don't be glib here. Since the loss of the firewood will affect the family's wealth, you can go outside and bring the firewood in, and invite the God of Wealth to come in. This should be fine! Or! You don't need to hold the firewood. Then you continue to talk nonsense here now, and see if you can boil the water in the pot with your nonsense!"

When Zhang Yongfa heard that nonsense was used to boil a pot of water, he took a peek and thought, what else do you want me to do? Why don’t you remove the bellows and let me burn these firewood with my mouth, but as long as I don’t let myself celebrate the New Year If you want to chop firewood, it means that this prodigal girl is doing extrajudicial favors, so she quickly said with a smile

"I would like to obey the Queen Mother's order! I'm going to hold firewood now! How many firewood are you holding?"

Cao Xiaoxia was speechless for a moment, thinking why didn't you ask me to chop some branches, but seeing that this kid is still sensible today, she rolled her eyes angrily and said

"A bunch of them moved in, aren't you afraid of poverty? Then invite the God of Wealth to come in!"

Zhang Yongfa pursed his lips, thinking that such a big chai pier, you let me move in, thanks to you, you can figure it out, so he pretended to be curious and said
"All of them have been moved in, and we can't put them in front of the stove! Anyway, it's not far away, so why don't we hug them while we're cooking?"

Cao Xiaoxia was speechless for a moment, she stomped her feet angrily, and said with some hopelessness

"The one surnamed Zhang! Knowing that you can't let it go, you still ask here, are you really stupid or fake, or are you deliberately trying to find fault with me here! If you dare to talk nonsense to me, if the fire in the stove goes out, I will kill you!" Throw it in and use it as firewood!"

Zhang Yongfa grinned, thinking that no one in the world would dare to find fault with you, could it be that he was impatient, but he was afraid that this prodigal woman would go crazy, so he didn't say a word, and hurried out to bring in some chopped firewood. Amid Cao Xiaoxia's scolding, Zhang Yongfa finally finished the meal and served it all on the table. Seeing that Cao Xiaoxia was in a good mood, Zhang Yongfa scratched his head and said timidly

"Wife, look at the specialty dishes on this table, how about we take out that bottle of Iron Man wine today and give Weiwei a farewell, what do you think!"

(End of this chapter)