Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 49 The most expensive washing machine in history
Wang Fugui glared at him, thinking that you really don’t have backache when you stand up and talk, what you say is better than what you sing, scientists all over the world haven’t invented a perpetual motion machine, you let me build a mobile phone that never stops, You kid not only dare to think, but he also dares to say, brother, I don’t accept the wall now, only you kid, so I pursed my lips and said

"Hey! There is no hope in my life for a mobile phone that will never stop, because according to our current status as a temporary worker, it is definitely impossible to start a communication company of our own! As long as my wife's mobile phone, when calling It's fine in the service area! That's right! We've been talking for a long time, why haven't you seen your king come to look for you! Did you put your money in your pocket and forget about you kid? Ah! This is too unreliable! Your family status is too low! My daughter-in-law doesn’t earn as much as you, so why is she yelling at you all day long? You have to take advantage of this problem Zhizhi, otherwise, if you get married in the future, you may never have a bright future!"

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, thinking you kid, don’t be here, the pig laughs at the old crow black, the old crow laughs at the pig with no color, the two of them are basically the same, neither can laugh at the other, brother and I are guarding the same It's a tigress, but you can still see a living thing, even if your kid finds a talented girl who grew up with snacks, four books and five classics, his wife can only stay on the phone, deceiving herself, saying that she is not single, but understands that everyone I know, your kid is even more pitiful than a single dog, because you don’t know that your poor person is the most pathetic and pitiful person in the world. Thinking of this, he sighed, he has become so pitiful, so he should not hit this kid Yes, so he said with a cheerful smile

"Brother, look at what you said. Women's hands are used to spend money, not to earn money. As long as people spend less money, they are subsidizing their families! Otherwise, why are big guys so afraid of prodigal girls! Besides, whoever holds the economic power since ancient times has taken the initiative! As for the status of the family, I can only tell you this, as long as my daughter-in-law is still my daughter-in-law, after returning home, there will be a daughter-in-law who hugs you every day like you Holding a mobile phone, smiling like a daughter-in-law, the family status of a daughter-in-law is directly negligible, and for people like us who live at the bottom of society, the word status is at best a synonym, do you think I am right!"

Wang Fugui was choked by this sentence, and almost didn't pass it. He thought to himself, could this be the legend that a humble man is invincible, and it's really shameful for you to live a dignified man like this for a woman, but what he said is not all. It doesn't make sense, and it's not easy to refute, so I said with a wry smile.

"Brother, I thought you could only be glib and make my wife happy, but today I found out that you are an expert! Listening to what you say is better than studying for ten years! It's too deep! I beg you more in the future." , Give me a good enlightenment! Enlightenment! Confused life!"

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, stood up and walked out, and said helplessly
"Okay, you kid, don't change the way anymore, and bury me here! Brother, how can I not know how much I own? I don't even know who to ask for guidance in my confused life. Enlighten your life, it’s better to kill me directly! Your phone is off, and this will be on the phone, so there’s no way to make another one! Kiss one! Go to bed quickly! I’ll come and shout when I eat you!"

Wang Fugui saw that the boy was about to leave, so he quickly stood up and said in bewilderment

"Look at you, you just said that you are going to eat soon, what are you going to do, what is the important thing, can't you go after we eat? Anyway, there is only half an hour left, the two of us Have a nice chat!"

Cao Wei pursed his lips, let out a long sigh, made a face at Wang Fugui, and said with a helpless smile:

"Brother, you should spare me! I, a firewood collector, have been chatting with you, a sheep herder, here all afternoon. If I continue to chat with you, you will wake up naturally after eating at noon. , and I’m afraid that once I finish my lunch, I won’t be able to wake up again!”

When Wang Fugui heard that the topic was wrong, he wondered which song this buddy sang in a good manner. He felt as if he would die if he didn't go out, so he said curiously.
"Okay! Don't play tricks here, as if today's gate is your gate of life and death, can you tell me, well, how did I become a sheep herder, and how did you become a firewood collector? It’s gone! Why do you fall asleep and can’t wake up! It’s like parting from life and death! What are you going to do? If there’s anything you can use for me, don’t worry buddy, I’ll be the first to rush up! Don’t Excuse me!"

Cao Wei blushed when he heard this, and then said with extreme embarrassment
"Brother, thank you for your kindness! But you really can't help me with today's matter! Cuihua soaked two tubs of clothes and socks for me when she left for work. Once you fall asleep, can you still wake up?"

Hearing this, Wang Fugui couldn't help but burst out laughing, then walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said

"Oh! Brother! You are so talented! Look at you, I thought something happened! It's just washing a few clothes. There is a washing machine on the second floor. If you just throw it in, wouldn't all the problems be solved? It's solved! Besides, it's not that your Cuihua has long hands, so why did she ask you to wash those things!"

Cao Wei's face turned even redder at this time, and he scratched his head in embarrassment and said
"Brother, the washing machine is for outerwear and work clothes. Some women's clothes can't be washed by hand, but can only be washed by hand! As for why they don't wash them, because she asked me to buy a washing machine. I can't afford a washing machine, so I can only wash it by hand. Use yourself as a washing machine! Forget it! I don’t understand if I tell you, so I’ll go there first! If you’re fine, go to bed first, and I’ll come and call you when you’re eating!”

Wang Fugui watched Cao Wei leaving in a hurry, and suddenly felt sore in his heart, wondering what the hell is wrong with this kid, why is he so used to it, his tigress-like girlfriend, who even washed her underwear and socks, Isn’t this marriage really like marrying an ancestor, and having a father again, when will he stand up and be the master, a semi-automatic washing machine is only a few hundred yuan, but in order to make his wife happy, he insists on living and treating himself as a master Ladies and gentlemen, the price of turning into a fully automatic washing machine is a bit too high, because this is the most expensive washing machine in history that he has ever seen.

(End of this chapter)