Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 491 Free Love is a Good Excuse
Chapter 491 Free Love is a Good Excuse
Cao Wei looked at Wang Fugui's extremely embarrassing expression, and wished to slap himself two big mouths. If he couldn't afford alcohol, then he would stop drinking. He couldn't help finding some boy urine to drink, and asked for some wedding wine here, but It's too late to say anything now, I have already said everything I should say, so I rubbed my hands helplessly and said
"It's okay! It's free love now, and breaking up is commonplace. This is already a normal phenomenon. If you can get married when you fall in love, then there won't be so many joys and sorrows! Besides, those who don't know don't blame it. How can this matter be blamed?" On your head, when I get married, I will tell you one month in advance that you must come and have a good drink! You go in first! I still have something to do, and I am waiting for someone here!"
Dong Huibao heard Wang Fugui's voice on the phone, and shouted extremely angrily.
"Well, you thief Cao! You wait for me to see if I come out and eat you alive!"
Then Dong Huibao took Wang Jinhua and ran towards the gate.
When Wang Fugui heard that Cao Wei gave him the steps, he quickly stepped down the donkey, smiled extremely embarrassedly, and walked to the disgraced dormitory without saying a word.
Seeing that Wang Fugui was gone, Cao Wei picked up his phone and found that Dong Huibao had hung up the phone. He smiled bitterly, shook his head, and said something to himself.
"Ah! It was supposed to be a happy event, but I turned myself into a funeral. What kind of thing do you do all day long!"
Cao Wei squatted on the side of the road and was about to draw his eyes in. He thought that his failed marriage and failed job added up to a failed life. What face does a failed person have? He asked Dong Huibao and his wife to treat them to dinner. Before he finished smoking, he felt as if his neck was about to be wrung off, so he grinned and said
"Who are you! I'm squatting on the side of the road, it's okay, why are you twisting my neck!"
Dong Huibao gave a wicked smile, then pinched Cao Wei's neck severely, and said in an extremely irritated voice:
"I am your uncle, who am I! How come I don't even know you anymore after going back for a few days! You didn't block my way, you blocked my heart with a stone, now I feel panicked, I want to squeeze Squeeze your neck and let the air flow smoothly, is there any question?"
When Cao Wei heard Dong Huibao's voice, he didn't even turn his head, but just said something coldly.
"Okay! As long as you pinch my neck to make you feel comfortable, then you can pinch my neck well to prove that I haven't loved you in vain all these years, sir!"
When Dong Huibao heard this, he pushed Cao Wei's neck away angrily, and said with round eyes.
"You say you kid is thinking of good things all day long! You think I'm stupid! I'll massage your neck here for you, and you enjoy it beautifully, and then hurt me when it's over, I'm not eating Even if I am full and full, if I pinch Jinhua's legs, it is my wife who is comfortable, and if I pinch your neck for a white-eyed wolf, I will get no benefit other than the more I pinch, the more angry I get! What do you think I'm trying to do!"
Wang Jinhua twisted Dong Huibao hard when she heard this, and pretended to be angry and said
"What nonsense are you talking about here, brat! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful, I will find some [-] later, and put your [-]'s mouth on it!"
Dong Huibao looked at Wang Jinhua's distressed expression, made a grimace, and said with a wicked smile
"Five! Zero! Two! Not only can you form 520 and 520, but you can also form [-]! May I understand what you said just now? You use [-] glue to glue my [-]." Mouth, it’s all about your [-] to me, which symbolizes that my love is as sweet as paint, as sweet as honey!"
Wang Jinhua was told by Dong Huibao in a few words, her face turned red like a ball of fire, if there was a candle on her head, it would be like a big red lantern, so she slapped this guy hard on the forehead, then stomped her feet and pouted her mouth high explain
"Tie Dong! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kick you into the ditch! Let you flow into the Yellow River and the sea with the snow water, and you will never come back! His stomach is growling, can you not Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and eat! Why are you so annoying!"
Cao Wei heard Wang Jinhua's disgusting tone, and Wang Cuihua's appearance flashed through his mind instantly, so he stood up slowly, first pretended to be Wang Jinhua and smiled, then gave Dong Huibao a hard look, and said angrily:
"Oh! It's almost enough! Look at the dog food you two are spreading. Even if I'm a husky, I'm already exhausted! Can you take into account my feeling of being a single dog? Did I say You boy! Why are you so good at taking care of others? You don’t even know how to cherish such a good wife! When she runs away with someone hungry one day, you boy won’t even cry! Since Jinhua is so hungry, her stomach groans , then go, I invite you two to eat silly fish and go!"
Dong Huibao heard that Wang Fugui was making fun of him, so he held a candle in his hand and said:
"Wait a minute! I feel sorry for my own wife. I know it in my own mind. I don't need you to teach me here! Let's not rush to eat first, explain to me first, weren't you still in Yan'an just now? Why did you arrive so soon? Here it is, did you fly here with long wings!"
Cao Wei looked at Dong Huibao's annoyed look, first smiled lightly, then picked up his backpack, put his arms around his neck while walking and said with a smile
"As soon as you hear this, you kid have never seen the Three Kingdoms! It's fine if you haven't seen the Three Kingdoms, you won't just say Cao Cao, Cao Cao! Don't you know that I am a descendant of Cao Cao? Such a distance of dozens of kilometers, for me For Mr. Cao, it’s not a matter of flicking your fingers! Hurry up! Be careful to get Jinhua confused. When you bought [-], you accidentally bought it as a three-second glue. It’s not that love is as sweet as glue, but it’s just that it’s only three seconds before you become handsome! And you’ll never have to talk, let alone eat! This is a once-and-for-all thing! Look at how kind your Jinhua is to you!”
When Wang Jinhua heard Cao Wei making fun of herself, she wanted to ask if there was such a dishonest brother-in-law like him, but the word brother-in-law had already reached her lips, and she swallowed it alive, she pursed her lips a little angrily say
"Oh! Dong Huibao and the two of you are talking, so talk well. Why are you dragging me around? If this is the case, I'm going back, you two go to eat!"
Dong Hui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that it was obviously Cao Wei who was talking nonsense here, and he didn't care about my business, but then he thought that Wang Jinhua was a woman after all, and she didn't get angry at herself when she was wronged, she would find someone to get angry with, so she threw a Pinching Cao Wei's neck, he immediately asked
"Hurry up and tell the truth! Why did you lie to me that I'm still in Yan'an, and what do you mean? Please think it over before you say it, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"
(End of this chapter)
Cao Wei looked at Wang Fugui's extremely embarrassing expression, and wished to slap himself two big mouths. If he couldn't afford alcohol, then he would stop drinking. He couldn't help finding some boy urine to drink, and asked for some wedding wine here, but It's too late to say anything now, I have already said everything I should say, so I rubbed my hands helplessly and said
"It's okay! It's free love now, and breaking up is commonplace. This is already a normal phenomenon. If you can get married when you fall in love, then there won't be so many joys and sorrows! Besides, those who don't know don't blame it. How can this matter be blamed?" On your head, when I get married, I will tell you one month in advance that you must come and have a good drink! You go in first! I still have something to do, and I am waiting for someone here!"
Dong Huibao heard Wang Fugui's voice on the phone, and shouted extremely angrily.
"Well, you thief Cao! You wait for me to see if I come out and eat you alive!"
Then Dong Huibao took Wang Jinhua and ran towards the gate.
When Wang Fugui heard that Cao Wei gave him the steps, he quickly stepped down the donkey, smiled extremely embarrassedly, and walked to the disgraced dormitory without saying a word.
Seeing that Wang Fugui was gone, Cao Wei picked up his phone and found that Dong Huibao had hung up the phone. He smiled bitterly, shook his head, and said something to himself.
"Ah! It was supposed to be a happy event, but I turned myself into a funeral. What kind of thing do you do all day long!"
Cao Wei squatted on the side of the road and was about to draw his eyes in. He thought that his failed marriage and failed job added up to a failed life. What face does a failed person have? He asked Dong Huibao and his wife to treat them to dinner. Before he finished smoking, he felt as if his neck was about to be wrung off, so he grinned and said
"Who are you! I'm squatting on the side of the road, it's okay, why are you twisting my neck!"
Dong Huibao gave a wicked smile, then pinched Cao Wei's neck severely, and said in an extremely irritated voice:
"I am your uncle, who am I! How come I don't even know you anymore after going back for a few days! You didn't block my way, you blocked my heart with a stone, now I feel panicked, I want to squeeze Squeeze your neck and let the air flow smoothly, is there any question?"
When Cao Wei heard Dong Huibao's voice, he didn't even turn his head, but just said something coldly.
"Okay! As long as you pinch my neck to make you feel comfortable, then you can pinch my neck well to prove that I haven't loved you in vain all these years, sir!"
When Dong Huibao heard this, he pushed Cao Wei's neck away angrily, and said with round eyes.
"You say you kid is thinking of good things all day long! You think I'm stupid! I'll massage your neck here for you, and you enjoy it beautifully, and then hurt me when it's over, I'm not eating Even if I am full and full, if I pinch Jinhua's legs, it is my wife who is comfortable, and if I pinch your neck for a white-eyed wolf, I will get no benefit other than the more I pinch, the more angry I get! What do you think I'm trying to do!"
Wang Jinhua twisted Dong Huibao hard when she heard this, and pretended to be angry and said
"What nonsense are you talking about here, brat! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful, I will find some [-] later, and put your [-]'s mouth on it!"
Dong Huibao looked at Wang Jinhua's distressed expression, made a grimace, and said with a wicked smile
"Five! Zero! Two! Not only can you form 520 and 520, but you can also form [-]! May I understand what you said just now? You use [-] glue to glue my [-]." Mouth, it’s all about your [-] to me, which symbolizes that my love is as sweet as paint, as sweet as honey!"
Wang Jinhua was told by Dong Huibao in a few words, her face turned red like a ball of fire, if there was a candle on her head, it would be like a big red lantern, so she slapped this guy hard on the forehead, then stomped her feet and pouted her mouth high explain
"Tie Dong! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kick you into the ditch! Let you flow into the Yellow River and the sea with the snow water, and you will never come back! His stomach is growling, can you not Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and eat! Why are you so annoying!"
Cao Wei heard Wang Jinhua's disgusting tone, and Wang Cuihua's appearance flashed through his mind instantly, so he stood up slowly, first pretended to be Wang Jinhua and smiled, then gave Dong Huibao a hard look, and said angrily:
"Oh! It's almost enough! Look at the dog food you two are spreading. Even if I'm a husky, I'm already exhausted! Can you take into account my feeling of being a single dog? Did I say You boy! Why are you so good at taking care of others? You don’t even know how to cherish such a good wife! When she runs away with someone hungry one day, you boy won’t even cry! Since Jinhua is so hungry, her stomach groans , then go, I invite you two to eat silly fish and go!"
Dong Huibao heard that Wang Fugui was making fun of him, so he held a candle in his hand and said:
"Wait a minute! I feel sorry for my own wife. I know it in my own mind. I don't need you to teach me here! Let's not rush to eat first, explain to me first, weren't you still in Yan'an just now? Why did you arrive so soon? Here it is, did you fly here with long wings!"
Cao Wei looked at Dong Huibao's annoyed look, first smiled lightly, then picked up his backpack, put his arms around his neck while walking and said with a smile
"As soon as you hear this, you kid have never seen the Three Kingdoms! It's fine if you haven't seen the Three Kingdoms, you won't just say Cao Cao, Cao Cao! Don't you know that I am a descendant of Cao Cao? Such a distance of dozens of kilometers, for me For Mr. Cao, it’s not a matter of flicking your fingers! Hurry up! Be careful to get Jinhua confused. When you bought [-], you accidentally bought it as a three-second glue. It’s not that love is as sweet as glue, but it’s just that it’s only three seconds before you become handsome! And you’ll never have to talk, let alone eat! This is a once-and-for-all thing! Look at how kind your Jinhua is to you!”
When Wang Jinhua heard Cao Wei making fun of herself, she wanted to ask if there was such a dishonest brother-in-law like him, but the word brother-in-law had already reached her lips, and she swallowed it alive, she pursed her lips a little angrily say
"Oh! Dong Huibao and the two of you are talking, so talk well. Why are you dragging me around? If this is the case, I'm going back, you two go to eat!"
Dong Hui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that it was obviously Cao Wei who was talking nonsense here, and he didn't care about my business, but then he thought that Wang Jinhua was a woman after all, and she didn't get angry at herself when she was wronged, she would find someone to get angry with, so she threw a Pinching Cao Wei's neck, he immediately asked
"Hurry up and tell the truth! Why did you lie to me that I'm still in Yan'an, and what do you mean? Please think it over before you say it, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"
(End of this chapter)
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