Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 493 The Drunkard Helps the Drunkard to Hell
Chapter 493 The Drunkard Helps the Drunkard to Hell
Wang Jinhua looked at the brand new postal savings card in Wang Fugui's hand, and put it in front of her, she was stunned for a moment, her eyes widened and she spoke incoherently.
"Why is my sister's bank card with you! Didn't you two break up?"
Dong Huibao was completely speechless when he heard this, and thought that you look smarter than a monkey, but you only found out today that you have a pig's brain, how could you ask such a stupid question, so he quickly smoothed things over and said
"Oh! See what you're asking, Brother Cao and Sister Cuihua have been in love for such a long time, and the bank card is in Brother Cao's hand, what's so strange about it!"
Cao Wei glanced at Wang Cuihua, thinking that what you are asking is not nonsense, your sister and I have been keeping the money all this time, it’s not like you don’t know, now that we have parted ways, you think it’s interesting to ask ?But now I have something to ask someone else, if I make this little girl anxious, don't care about getting emotional, how can I return this card, so I went to drink a glass of wine, and after drinking it in one go, I lit a cigarette and took a deep puff , became a little sad and said
"This time I planned to go back and marry you, but the parents of both sides disagreed, so we didn't get married. When I came back, I was in a hurry, and the place was messy, so I took the card home. But now we have become the most familiar. Stranger, if this card is placed here, it would be a bit inappropriate. Your sister and I are not married. It is my own problem. I am not good enough. This result should not be caused by your sister. Come to pay the bill, I am not qualified to spend the money in this card, let alone spend it, otherwise I am not worthy of being called a man! Please do me a favor, bring the card back to your sister and return it to the original owner! By the way, speak to your sister for me sorry!"
When Wang Jinhua heard Cao Wei say that she had no face to spend this money, otherwise she would not be worthy of being a man. She instantly felt that he was the most handsome man she had ever seen. She is also a happy beggar. Since this card is her sister, and it’s not heavy anyway, it’s all about helping this guy fulfill her wish. When she was just about to pick up the card, Dong Huibao kicked her, and then retched a bit , said with bitterness and hatred on his face
"Golden Flower! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! I can't do it! Hurry up and pay me out! Otherwise, it's time to broadcast live!"
When Wang Jinhua heard that Dong Huibao was about to vomit, she gave a hard look, pulled the chair away, and said with round eyes.
"Last time I drank too much, and I vomited out all my bile. I don't remember to eat or drink all day long. I don't have that ability, and I like to show off! I really don't know what good wine is! Get out of here quickly. come out!"
Dong Hui pursed her lips angrily, thinking to myself, brother, I’m not jumping around. If it weren’t for your pig-headedness, I would have to pretend to be drunk here, but acting drunk, I acted better than drunk, so I deliberately He retched twice, leaned on the chair and walked out. Just as he left the table, he put his arms around Wang Jinhua's neck and said out of breath.
"Oh! Jinhua, I can't go out alone, help me out!"
Seeing that Dong Huibao was drunk, Wang Jinhua wished to strangle him to death, but Cao Wei was in front of him, even if he wanted to take care of this guy, he would have to wait until he went back and closed the door of the house, so she sighed and walked away feeling a little bit loveless say
"Oh! I owe you so much in my previous life, why did I find you, a drunkard! I provoked someone! Why is my life so hard!"
Cao Wei originally wanted to help this guy out, but this kid didn't drink much at all. If there is no accident, he must be trying to make use of it to act like a baby in front of Wang Jinhua. He fell down and couldn't get up again. If he met Lord Yan, it would be hell. Seeing Dong Huibao hugging Wang Jinhua's neck, the two of them cooperated seamlessly, so he lit a cigarette and pretended to be angry and said
"Qiao, you are so promising, the more you practice, the more you drink, the less you drink, the faster you get drunk! You should quit drinking in the future! Save yourself embarrassment!"
Hearing this, Dong Huibao hugged Wang Jinhua's neck tightly, and walked out staggeringly, secretly happy in his heart, thinking that once he heard what you said, it means he has never drunk, because the highest state of drinking is to come I held on to the wall when I was walking, and I held on to the wall when I went back. Brother, I am holding a beautiful woman in my arms. Could it be that my drinking is not good enough? But it is not about this time. I have more important things to tell Wang Jinhua, so I continue to occupy Wang Jinhua It was cheap, was carried to the place where he often vomited, pretended not to see it, and said with a mouth full of alcohol
"Daughter-in-law, why haven't you arrived yet! I can't help it! Can you hurry up!"
When Wang Jinhua heard Dong Huibao calling her daughter-in-law, she felt very happy in an instant, because although the wife called her shamelessly often, it was the first time for her to call her a daughter-in-law, and the bride was called daughter-in-law in her hometown. As the saying goes, when a man misses someone, it is after drinking When a woman is half-drunk, she misses someone in the middle of the night when she has insomnia. It seems that this boy is really planning to stay with her for the rest of her life. She has finally found true love, but she must not be too nice to these stinky men, otherwise as long as she is a The men thought they were the emperor, so they pretended to be angry and said
"You're drunk! You shouldn't be blind! Isn't this a place you often visit? Could it be that you want me to help you to the women's bathroom! And why are you so shameless, who is your wife! You mess around here What are you calling! If you dare to scream again, I will throw you into the vegetable garden and turn it into organic fertilizer!"
Dong Huibao heard that Wang Jinhua said he hated it, and found that the name of himself became effective, so he secretly smiled, pretending to be extremely painful and said
"Oh! You are my daughter-in-law, what's wrong with me calling you my daughter-in-law! I'm not blind when I'm drunk, but the light here is too strong, it's not convenient for me to vomit! You can help me forward again!"
When Wang Jinhua heard the kid vomit, she had to choose a place with dark light. She almost didn't explode, grabbed Dong Huibao's hand and began to open it, saying extremely angrily.
"Oh! I really took you as a villain, and I got drunk and wanted to vomit! You still have the face to pick and choose here! Besides, you are not a sewer creature, and you can't see the light after spitting out wine. Excuse me, you will die if you don’t toss! There is no light in the ground, why don’t you dig a hole and bury yourself alive! Let go of your hand quickly, I want to go back to eat with Cao Wei!”
Dong Huibao pretended not to hear, hugged Wang Jinhua's neck firmly, walked to the corner, hugged Wang Jinhua, kissed Wang Jinhua fiercely and said
"Oh! Miss me to death! I have endured all night for this bite!"
(End of this chapter)
Wang Jinhua looked at the brand new postal savings card in Wang Fugui's hand, and put it in front of her, she was stunned for a moment, her eyes widened and she spoke incoherently.
"Why is my sister's bank card with you! Didn't you two break up?"
Dong Huibao was completely speechless when he heard this, and thought that you look smarter than a monkey, but you only found out today that you have a pig's brain, how could you ask such a stupid question, so he quickly smoothed things over and said
"Oh! See what you're asking, Brother Cao and Sister Cuihua have been in love for such a long time, and the bank card is in Brother Cao's hand, what's so strange about it!"
Cao Wei glanced at Wang Cuihua, thinking that what you are asking is not nonsense, your sister and I have been keeping the money all this time, it’s not like you don’t know, now that we have parted ways, you think it’s interesting to ask ?But now I have something to ask someone else, if I make this little girl anxious, don't care about getting emotional, how can I return this card, so I went to drink a glass of wine, and after drinking it in one go, I lit a cigarette and took a deep puff , became a little sad and said
"This time I planned to go back and marry you, but the parents of both sides disagreed, so we didn't get married. When I came back, I was in a hurry, and the place was messy, so I took the card home. But now we have become the most familiar. Stranger, if this card is placed here, it would be a bit inappropriate. Your sister and I are not married. It is my own problem. I am not good enough. This result should not be caused by your sister. Come to pay the bill, I am not qualified to spend the money in this card, let alone spend it, otherwise I am not worthy of being called a man! Please do me a favor, bring the card back to your sister and return it to the original owner! By the way, speak to your sister for me sorry!"
When Wang Jinhua heard Cao Wei say that she had no face to spend this money, otherwise she would not be worthy of being a man. She instantly felt that he was the most handsome man she had ever seen. She is also a happy beggar. Since this card is her sister, and it’s not heavy anyway, it’s all about helping this guy fulfill her wish. When she was just about to pick up the card, Dong Huibao kicked her, and then retched a bit , said with bitterness and hatred on his face
"Golden Flower! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! I can't do it! Hurry up and pay me out! Otherwise, it's time to broadcast live!"
When Wang Jinhua heard that Dong Huibao was about to vomit, she gave a hard look, pulled the chair away, and said with round eyes.
"Last time I drank too much, and I vomited out all my bile. I don't remember to eat or drink all day long. I don't have that ability, and I like to show off! I really don't know what good wine is! Get out of here quickly. come out!"
Dong Hui pursed her lips angrily, thinking to myself, brother, I’m not jumping around. If it weren’t for your pig-headedness, I would have to pretend to be drunk here, but acting drunk, I acted better than drunk, so I deliberately He retched twice, leaned on the chair and walked out. Just as he left the table, he put his arms around Wang Jinhua's neck and said out of breath.
"Oh! Jinhua, I can't go out alone, help me out!"
Seeing that Dong Huibao was drunk, Wang Jinhua wished to strangle him to death, but Cao Wei was in front of him, even if he wanted to take care of this guy, he would have to wait until he went back and closed the door of the house, so she sighed and walked away feeling a little bit loveless say
"Oh! I owe you so much in my previous life, why did I find you, a drunkard! I provoked someone! Why is my life so hard!"
Cao Wei originally wanted to help this guy out, but this kid didn't drink much at all. If there is no accident, he must be trying to make use of it to act like a baby in front of Wang Jinhua. He fell down and couldn't get up again. If he met Lord Yan, it would be hell. Seeing Dong Huibao hugging Wang Jinhua's neck, the two of them cooperated seamlessly, so he lit a cigarette and pretended to be angry and said
"Qiao, you are so promising, the more you practice, the more you drink, the less you drink, the faster you get drunk! You should quit drinking in the future! Save yourself embarrassment!"
Hearing this, Dong Huibao hugged Wang Jinhua's neck tightly, and walked out staggeringly, secretly happy in his heart, thinking that once he heard what you said, it means he has never drunk, because the highest state of drinking is to come I held on to the wall when I was walking, and I held on to the wall when I went back. Brother, I am holding a beautiful woman in my arms. Could it be that my drinking is not good enough? But it is not about this time. I have more important things to tell Wang Jinhua, so I continue to occupy Wang Jinhua It was cheap, was carried to the place where he often vomited, pretended not to see it, and said with a mouth full of alcohol
"Daughter-in-law, why haven't you arrived yet! I can't help it! Can you hurry up!"
When Wang Jinhua heard Dong Huibao calling her daughter-in-law, she felt very happy in an instant, because although the wife called her shamelessly often, it was the first time for her to call her a daughter-in-law, and the bride was called daughter-in-law in her hometown. As the saying goes, when a man misses someone, it is after drinking When a woman is half-drunk, she misses someone in the middle of the night when she has insomnia. It seems that this boy is really planning to stay with her for the rest of her life. She has finally found true love, but she must not be too nice to these stinky men, otherwise as long as she is a The men thought they were the emperor, so they pretended to be angry and said
"You're drunk! You shouldn't be blind! Isn't this a place you often visit? Could it be that you want me to help you to the women's bathroom! And why are you so shameless, who is your wife! You mess around here What are you calling! If you dare to scream again, I will throw you into the vegetable garden and turn it into organic fertilizer!"
Dong Huibao heard that Wang Jinhua said he hated it, and found that the name of himself became effective, so he secretly smiled, pretending to be extremely painful and said
"Oh! You are my daughter-in-law, what's wrong with me calling you my daughter-in-law! I'm not blind when I'm drunk, but the light here is too strong, it's not convenient for me to vomit! You can help me forward again!"
When Wang Jinhua heard the kid vomit, she had to choose a place with dark light. She almost didn't explode, grabbed Dong Huibao's hand and began to open it, saying extremely angrily.
"Oh! I really took you as a villain, and I got drunk and wanted to vomit! You still have the face to pick and choose here! Besides, you are not a sewer creature, and you can't see the light after spitting out wine. Excuse me, you will die if you don’t toss! There is no light in the ground, why don’t you dig a hole and bury yourself alive! Let go of your hand quickly, I want to go back to eat with Cao Wei!”
Dong Huibao pretended not to hear, hugged Wang Jinhua's neck firmly, walked to the corner, hugged Wang Jinhua, kissed Wang Jinhua fiercely and said
"Oh! Miss me to death! I have endured all night for this bite!"
(End of this chapter)
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