Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law
Chapter 498
Chapter 498
Dong Huibao heard about soaking my face overnight, and thought to myself, why are you asking me to soak my face? You are directly trying to kill me, but washing feet in a big basin for 3 minutes is not a piece of cake, so I stuck out my tongue made a face and said
"Washing your feet is so boring, why don't I go over to see if there is anyone in the bathhouse, if not, let's go take a bath, and I'll give you a good rubbing back to expel the moisture!"
Wang Jinhua was completely speechless, thinking that you boy hadn't slept yet, and started to have sweet dreams. My sister asked you to wash my feet, which was enough for you. What's your surname, let's talk about our pair of fateful mandarin ducks, aren't you afraid to wash out the bitter water in your stomach, and the whole bathhouse will become bitter, I will kick you in a fit of anger, and find a tall, rich and handsome man to turn you into a single dog, so extremely annoyed
"2 minutes left! You came back a second late, you drank the water in the footbath, and then went back to sleep!"
When Dong Huibao heard that he was asked to drink footwashing water, he thought that if he offended someone, he could not offend women, because women are more terrifying than enemies, and enemies can still discuss things, but women don't, and they won't even give you a chance to explain , so he turned around gorgeously and went straight to the bathroom in the middle of the corridor.
Seeing Dong Huibao running away with the footbath in hand, Wang Jinhua thought to herself that it would be a matter of minutes before Miss Xiaomian cleaned you up. When she changed her pajamas, she always felt uneasy, afraid that this shameless person would stay by herself at night. If you don’t leave, if your roommate comes back to meet you, then you will be disappointed. After all, this room is a staff dormitory. Is it their wedding room? Lie on the bed with a sigh of relief, quietly waiting for this stinky guy to come back and wash his feet, thinking about it, his face turned into a red fireball, showing a charming smile.
Lying on the bed, Cao Wei went through the blind date at home from beginning to end, and understood a truth, that is, all blind daters, whether successful or not, are innocent. Men like Yan Ruyu but not short winter melons, girls I like those who are handsome and well-to-do. These are normal, because individuals seem to be happier than others and have a higher quality of life. It’s just that fate tricks people. Many people, like themselves, insist on things that shouldn’t be insisted on. If you give up, you should not give up. In a word, you are not competitive. If market economy products are not competitive, they are destined to be eliminated by the market. If people are not supported by strong strength, they are also not competitive.bitter!hot!Xin will come to you by coincidence, but Tian just avoids you!
Cao Wei thought that the two smoked half of the cigarettes in their hands, thinking that even if he wanted to break his head, he would understand all the problems, but if he didn't take action, the problem would always be a problem, and he couldn't become a winner in life, let alone I won't help myself become a master!What I have to do now is to be a security guard first, and after becoming the best security guard in the unit, I will see if there is a job that is more suitable for me, so I glanced at Dong Huibao's bed and found that the boy hadn't come back yet, so I shook my head side to side and say
"Who hasn't been young, these two guys, God knows how long they will get tired, brother, I won't be so stupid, waiting here for you to come back and wrestle! I'd better wash my feet first, and make myself comfortable first. , Relieve and relieve fatigue, lie on the bed and close your eyes to rest! Get ready for work tomorrow!"
Dong Huibao took a look at the door of the bathroom first, because the second floor is the bathroom for male employees, and the first floor is for female employees. If you don’t take a shower, if the male employees go to the bathroom on the first floor, they will be laughed at by everyone and say that they went to the wrong bathroom. There was no one, so he quickly ran to the water heater to connect hot water, then mixed some cold water, and when he was walking away with the footbath, he did not expect to meet Cao Wei who came down from the second floor after filling the water, when he quickly lowered his head When he was about to pretend he didn't see him slip away, he didn't expect Dong Huibao to yell
"Hey! Who is this! What is a big man doing in the women's toilet? Why is there no distinction between men and women! I still think it feels good to go to the women's toilet!"
Dong Huibao was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself that he was really afraid of ghosts everywhere, brother, I was afraid of meeting people, but I didn't expect to meet you, a little ghost, it would be impossible to leave at this moment, otherwise this kid would call out all the women on the first floor No, so I rolled my eyes angrily and said
"Why is your ghost haunting me? No matter where I go, I can meet you! Is it wrong for me to get some water in the women's toilet? Why is water divided into men and women! Is it in your heart that you don't ask me for something all day long? It’s uncomfortable! You can’t sleep well in the room at night, and it’s frightening to run out and scream, aren’t you afraid of being beaten to death by big guys?”
Cao Wei looked at the very familiar footbath in the boy's hand and immediately understood, rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile
"This is not your footbath! I think it looks like Cuihua's footbath. I remember that they bought it together, and they look the same! Are you washing Jinhua's feet? "
Dong Huibao saw that this kid was deliberately making a fool of himself here, so he ignored him and walked away, but he was afraid that this kid would yell, so he said very annoyedly.
"Are you interesting, kid? Isn't this asking knowingly? I don't wash Jinhua's feet, so why don't I wash your feet again! Is there anything else?"
Cao Wei looked at Dong Huibao standing at the door of the women's bathroom with a footbath in his hand, and the more he looked at it, the more ridiculous he looked. In order to get angry with this kid, he rolled his eyes and asked in a low voice.
"Oh! I didn't find it! You hid it deep enough! It's been so long that you haven't found out that you are still a warm boy! Can you take the liberty to ask, have you ever washed your mother's feet when you grow up so big? If not, then it will be real, the magpie has a long tail, married a daughter-in-law and forgot her mother!"
Cao Wei blushed up to his ears when he heard this. He only remembered that when he was a child, his mother always washed his feet, but he never thought of washing his mother's feet. However, if a traditional woman like her mother goes over with a footbath , not only will he be scolded out, but he may throw the footbath out of the yard, but no matter what, he must not let this kid see his jokes, so he pursed his lips and said
"When you ask others, please ask yourself first! You don't need to know whether I washed my mother's feet, because this is my business! I don't want to know whether you washed your mother's feet, because it It's your business! But I'm sure I'll try to break your pig's brain, I'm afraid I'll never think that washing your feet can produce a baby's mother! If you can't figure it out, think about it slowly, I'll wash my baby's mother's feet Already!"
(End of this chapter)
Dong Huibao heard about soaking my face overnight, and thought to myself, why are you asking me to soak my face? You are directly trying to kill me, but washing feet in a big basin for 3 minutes is not a piece of cake, so I stuck out my tongue made a face and said
"Washing your feet is so boring, why don't I go over to see if there is anyone in the bathhouse, if not, let's go take a bath, and I'll give you a good rubbing back to expel the moisture!"
Wang Jinhua was completely speechless, thinking that you boy hadn't slept yet, and started to have sweet dreams. My sister asked you to wash my feet, which was enough for you. What's your surname, let's talk about our pair of fateful mandarin ducks, aren't you afraid to wash out the bitter water in your stomach, and the whole bathhouse will become bitter, I will kick you in a fit of anger, and find a tall, rich and handsome man to turn you into a single dog, so extremely annoyed
"2 minutes left! You came back a second late, you drank the water in the footbath, and then went back to sleep!"
When Dong Huibao heard that he was asked to drink footwashing water, he thought that if he offended someone, he could not offend women, because women are more terrifying than enemies, and enemies can still discuss things, but women don't, and they won't even give you a chance to explain , so he turned around gorgeously and went straight to the bathroom in the middle of the corridor.
Seeing Dong Huibao running away with the footbath in hand, Wang Jinhua thought to herself that it would be a matter of minutes before Miss Xiaomian cleaned you up. When she changed her pajamas, she always felt uneasy, afraid that this shameless person would stay by herself at night. If you don’t leave, if your roommate comes back to meet you, then you will be disappointed. After all, this room is a staff dormitory. Is it their wedding room? Lie on the bed with a sigh of relief, quietly waiting for this stinky guy to come back and wash his feet, thinking about it, his face turned into a red fireball, showing a charming smile.
Lying on the bed, Cao Wei went through the blind date at home from beginning to end, and understood a truth, that is, all blind daters, whether successful or not, are innocent. Men like Yan Ruyu but not short winter melons, girls I like those who are handsome and well-to-do. These are normal, because individuals seem to be happier than others and have a higher quality of life. It’s just that fate tricks people. Many people, like themselves, insist on things that shouldn’t be insisted on. If you give up, you should not give up. In a word, you are not competitive. If market economy products are not competitive, they are destined to be eliminated by the market. If people are not supported by strong strength, they are also not competitive.bitter!hot!Xin will come to you by coincidence, but Tian just avoids you!
Cao Wei thought that the two smoked half of the cigarettes in their hands, thinking that even if he wanted to break his head, he would understand all the problems, but if he didn't take action, the problem would always be a problem, and he couldn't become a winner in life, let alone I won't help myself become a master!What I have to do now is to be a security guard first, and after becoming the best security guard in the unit, I will see if there is a job that is more suitable for me, so I glanced at Dong Huibao's bed and found that the boy hadn't come back yet, so I shook my head side to side and say
"Who hasn't been young, these two guys, God knows how long they will get tired, brother, I won't be so stupid, waiting here for you to come back and wrestle! I'd better wash my feet first, and make myself comfortable first. , Relieve and relieve fatigue, lie on the bed and close your eyes to rest! Get ready for work tomorrow!"
Dong Huibao took a look at the door of the bathroom first, because the second floor is the bathroom for male employees, and the first floor is for female employees. If you don’t take a shower, if the male employees go to the bathroom on the first floor, they will be laughed at by everyone and say that they went to the wrong bathroom. There was no one, so he quickly ran to the water heater to connect hot water, then mixed some cold water, and when he was walking away with the footbath, he did not expect to meet Cao Wei who came down from the second floor after filling the water, when he quickly lowered his head When he was about to pretend he didn't see him slip away, he didn't expect Dong Huibao to yell
"Hey! Who is this! What is a big man doing in the women's toilet? Why is there no distinction between men and women! I still think it feels good to go to the women's toilet!"
Dong Huibao was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself that he was really afraid of ghosts everywhere, brother, I was afraid of meeting people, but I didn't expect to meet you, a little ghost, it would be impossible to leave at this moment, otherwise this kid would call out all the women on the first floor No, so I rolled my eyes angrily and said
"Why is your ghost haunting me? No matter where I go, I can meet you! Is it wrong for me to get some water in the women's toilet? Why is water divided into men and women! Is it in your heart that you don't ask me for something all day long? It’s uncomfortable! You can’t sleep well in the room at night, and it’s frightening to run out and scream, aren’t you afraid of being beaten to death by big guys?”
Cao Wei looked at the very familiar footbath in the boy's hand and immediately understood, rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile
"This is not your footbath! I think it looks like Cuihua's footbath. I remember that they bought it together, and they look the same! Are you washing Jinhua's feet? "
Dong Huibao saw that this kid was deliberately making a fool of himself here, so he ignored him and walked away, but he was afraid that this kid would yell, so he said very annoyedly.
"Are you interesting, kid? Isn't this asking knowingly? I don't wash Jinhua's feet, so why don't I wash your feet again! Is there anything else?"
Cao Wei looked at Dong Huibao standing at the door of the women's bathroom with a footbath in his hand, and the more he looked at it, the more ridiculous he looked. In order to get angry with this kid, he rolled his eyes and asked in a low voice.
"Oh! I didn't find it! You hid it deep enough! It's been so long that you haven't found out that you are still a warm boy! Can you take the liberty to ask, have you ever washed your mother's feet when you grow up so big? If not, then it will be real, the magpie has a long tail, married a daughter-in-law and forgot her mother!"
Cao Wei blushed up to his ears when he heard this. He only remembered that when he was a child, his mother always washed his feet, but he never thought of washing his mother's feet. However, if a traditional woman like her mother goes over with a footbath , not only will he be scolded out, but he may throw the footbath out of the yard, but no matter what, he must not let this kid see his jokes, so he pursed his lips and said
"When you ask others, please ask yourself first! You don't need to know whether I washed my mother's feet, because this is my business! I don't want to know whether you washed your mother's feet, because it It's your business! But I'm sure I'll try to break your pig's brain, I'm afraid I'll never think that washing your feet can produce a baby's mother! If you can't figure it out, think about it slowly, I'll wash my baby's mother's feet Already!"
(End of this chapter)
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