Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 562

Wang Fugui heard Zhu Hailong say, after the anger subsides, he will help him to hold the quilt, and he gave him a hard look, thinking that it's really a dog who can't spit out ivory. I have become a popsicle, I don’t know what I’m thinking all day long, I wanted to throw the cigarette over there, but I thought about the fact that the cigarette is innocent, there’s no need to make trouble with the cigarette, so I sat up suddenly, and went to hug the quilt , quickly pressed towards the bottom of the body, lightly took a puff of cigarette and said

"Oh! I'm so surprised! You are so angry all day long! Since you are so angry, why haven't you been mad at you yet! I am anxious for you when I look at you! You bully me twice every day, and you don’t dare to do any human affairs. I really don’t know what’s the point of your life! I’m going to have a headache now, and I’m really smoking to cure my cold! Now you’re saying when are we going to silly fish? !"

Zhu Hailong saw that this kid was staring at his cigarette, cursing his life, and now he was still thinking about asking him to treat him to dinner, so he was so angry that he wished he could knead the cigarette into a ball and stuff it into the boy's nine-turn fat intestines, letting him go up and down. Smoke was coming out, but he looked at this kid's extremely funny look, and the fire in his stomach was extinguished in an instant, thinking that maybe this is the legendary how can we meet each other if we don't owe each other. The servant, for the sake of his previous life, forgiving him, so he quickly blew two cigarettes out of his eyes, and said with a naughty smile

"Really? I really have a cold! Then I have committed a great crime! If you have a cold, eating silly fish will affect the taste! I heard people say that smoking can cure colds, so hurry up and light this root, left nostril Insert one! Insert one through the right nostril! After the three cigarettes are smoked, we will go to silly fish! If it is inconvenient for you to light, I will come and help you!"

When Wang Fugui heard that this kid let him stick a cigarette in his nose, he thought to himself, why is your grandson even more grandson than your grandson? You are not treating me, you are clearly trying to punish me to death, what are you doing? You are going to treat me to a silly fish, hang me on a rope, drink medicine and pass a bottle, jump off a building to die, you wave a small handkerchief to see you off, originally you wanted to fly two cigarettes like a dart, and fly over to blind him Pig's eyes, fly the smoke in his mouth to block his pig's mouth, but he has no special function, so he rolled his eyes angrily, and said helplessly

"Oh! Big brother is big brother! How do you know that my military rations are running out? I see that you just bought a pack of cigarettes yesterday. Why don't you give me half of your cigarette and let me tide over the difficulties first? As for the fool Regarding fish, it’s okay to catch a cold! I have a cold, and it’s not that my mouth hurts and I can’t eat!”

Zhu Hailong heard that this kid smoked three cigarettes at a time, and now he is still thinking about the cigarettes in his hand. It seems that he is daydreaming too much. He only knows to think about good things all day long, but no matter how little he earns, That's not to worry about half a pack of cigarettes. I wanted to say that as long as you don't hold the phone and kiss me all day, don't talk about cigarettes worth five yuan, even Furong Wang, you boy can't finish it. Everyone has their own aspirations, this kid's current online love for him is not a desperate love, but a direct obsession with no human appearance. It didn't make any sense at all, so I said with a bad smile

"Oh! Look at how much you said. Let's not say that tobacco and alcohol have not been separated from each other since ancient times. Take a step back and say that we are brothers in the same school. As long as there are cigarettes that I smoke, I won't let you do it." Look! But then again, if you want the half pack of cigarettes in my hand today, you must first stick these two cigarettes in your nose, and quickly cure your cold! If you are inconvenient, please Brother, I am willing to do it for you!"

Seeing that this guy was still thinking of teasing him, Wang Fugui sat up suddenly, and said with round eyes
"You still know it's my elder brother! You stuffed my mouth and nose with smoke, don't you want to choke me to death!"

Looking at Wang Fugui's innocent expression, Zhu Hailong was overjoyed, but he tried not to laugh, but deliberately took a step forward and said

"Look at you, you are my junior brother, how could I choke you to death! This is a folk remedy, and most people don't tell him. Listen to you, why do you still have a little bit of resentment towards me! Drinking is to get drunk, smoking It’s for choking, if it’s choking, who’s okay, use the money to smoke! You put the cigarette in your nose quickly, and when you’re blushing from choking, the smoke can force out the cold virus!”

Seeing this kid talking nonsense in a serious manner, Wang Fugui wondered if you are used to sticking green onions in your pig's nose. The nose is terrible!Stretching out his hand angrily interrupted his words, and said in a somewhat unrequited tone

"Okay! I won't eat the silly fish! Senior brother! Your folk remedies for colds are really outrageous. I'd better save you and take it slowly! I'll cover the quilt for a while and I'll be fine! You go up It's a day's work, let's lie down and rest for a while!"

Seeing that Wang Fugui was completely coaxed by him, Zhu Hailong wanted to deal with you boy, it would not be a matter of minutes, but then again, the joke was almost done, so he let it go as soon as he saw it, so he snorted Lie down on the quilt and said with extreme disdain
"Okay! The stupid fish is not closed yet, why don't you go to the boss to make money! Don't sleep, let's go eat now! When I come back, the bananas in my QQ farm are just ripe, and I will collect them as soon as I come back." Go play mahjong! Time is tight, don’t get up quickly in the ink blot!”

Seeing that Zhu Hailong really wanted to invite him to dinner, Wang Fugui became nervous for a while, because he bought a phone card with all his money, and now his pockets are cleaner than his face. It’s definitely not appropriate, so I rolled my eyes and smiled and said

"Brother, I was joking with you today. I won't eat silly fish today. I feel a little sick to my stomach. I will treat you to eat after the salary is paid!"

Zhu Hailong took a look at Wang Fugui, thinking that I think your kid's stomach pain is fake, and it's true that you don't have money!But some things can only be seen through but not explained, otherwise it is easy to offend people, so he said with a faint smile
"Okay! Today's silly fish must be eaten! If you have a stomachache, then don't eat it, go and eat with me, and watch from the side! When your salary is paid, treat me to eat silly fish!"

Wang Fugui saw that this guy was determined to eat silly fish, but today he said that he couldn't afford to pay for the meal, so he sat up suddenly, put on his clothes quickly, and said while walking towards the door

"Okay! You can do whatever you say, and you won't eat silly fish! You think I'm stupid! You change your clothes first, and I'll go to the toilet!"

(End of this chapter)