Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 401 It's Chicken Dung, Chicken Dung
Many years later, Pang Yu became a master athlete in the sprint event. When he was asked about the most embarrassing moment over the years in an interview, his thoughts immediately returned to that night when the north wind was bleak, when he was squatting in the ravine, his legs were numb The moment when I dare not stand up.

Embarrassment, helplessness, panic, and even wishing to go back in time, or dig a crack in the ground.

Pang Yu didn't dare to breathe loudly, fearing that the sound of breathing would attract feces thieves, and because it was too smelly, he covered his nose with his hands.

Suddenly remembered, ah, this hand seems to be the one that wiped the ass just now!

I want to change another hand, but I can't erase the fact that this one has already covered its nose, and the footsteps are getting louder and louder, and the dung thief seems to be right next to him!

It was Mother Chen who went up the mountain to steal dung in the middle of the night.

Their family is hard to learn!
A hailstorm destroyed most of the family's food, and his teacher's job was also lost.

After finally recovering from it, there was another popular craze in the village to eat chicken feces and give birth to a son.

Chen Xuebin is weak, a son who looks like him can not only drive away the rumors that he borrowed before, but also restore his confidence, and let the Chen family have offspring.

For this reason, Xu Xiaoyan, who loves Chen Xuebin deeply, resolutely picked up the chicken feces and ate them three times a day, half a bowl of each meal.

I ate it, but this thing was extremely disgusting. The disgusting Xu Xiaoyan lost her appetite and lost a lot of weight. At the same time, it also saved a lot of food for the family.

Mother Chen advised her to eat less.

Xu Xiaoyan refused, "It's okay to be thin, as long as you can give birth to a boy, even if you are born thin, you can gain weight later! I must pass on the family line to brother Xuebin, so that he can be a man!"

Mother Chen was moved and hugged Xu Xiaoyan in pain, no matter what happened in the future, anyway, at this moment, the hearts of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are tightly stuck together, stronger than 502 glue.

"But Xiaoyan, it's not that mother hates you to eat, but that you eat too much, mother can't get chicken shit for you!"

Their family did not raise chickens, and originally, the chicken feces were provided by Hu Qiao's family.

But the chicken droppings in their family are also used to fatten the fields. They only raised three chickens in total, and they could hardly keep up with Xu Xiaoyan's food.

Moreover, the chicken feces in Honghe Village became more and more scarce, and there were even some people who sold chicken feces for money, making her even more reluctant to continue to give her free food.

Mother Chen couldn't afford it, so she came up with the idea of ​​Liu Lu's chicken farm.

Anyway, they have so much chicken shit, it shouldn't matter if you steal a little.

Mother Chen took a deep breath.

"You can smell the stench here, the Liu family must have cleaned up the chicken shit again today, just in time to pick up some hot ones!"

She always picks up warmer and fresher ones. The old ones are covered with dirt, and there must be sand when eating.

It wasn't until Mother Chen's footsteps got farther and farther away that Pang Yu let go of his hand, took a few breaths, and almost vomited out due to the stench.

Miao Cuixiang also heard the movement with her front and back feet.

Although it was stealing chicken feces, but in the middle of the night in the cold weather, whoever had nothing to do came up the mountain, so he was a little confident and his steps were very heavy.

Miao Cuixiang lowered the heads of several children, almost lying on the ground.

It's just that it was too dark, and it was almost here, that I finally saw the skinny black shadow.

The black shadow walked past them, heading straight towards the pile of chicken shit.

To catch someone dirty, it's better to wait until she steals chicken shit.

If Liu Qiushou made a noise that startled people, they could jump on him again.

Here comes here!

Liu Qiushou shouted wildly from the trumpet in his heart, and stretched out two small hands on both sides to wave the flag vigorously.

Liu Qiushou, the dung thief is here, and the time to test you has come!

Today is cloudy, dark, thick clouds cover the moon and stars, so the visibility is low, and there is no light around, only a little outline can be seen.

The black shadow circled around the pile of chicken manure slowly, and then circled again, but he still didn't try to steal the chicken manure.

Chen's mother was puzzled, she smelled a strong smell when she was approaching, why did it disappear here, it didn't seem to be very fresh?
But it was all coming, and she couldn't return empty-handed. Finally, without knowing it, but under the eyes of everyone, she put down the bamboo basket in her hand, took out a small shovel from it, and shoveled it in a few times.

"Where did the dung thief come from? If you dare to steal the chicken dung from Liu Qiu's grandpa's house, I will give you a shot!"

What?
When Mother Chen heard the sound, she turned around and ran away, not forgetting to bring the chicken manure she had just stolen.

But her legs and feet were still too slow, and Liu Qiushou was too close, so she rushed out like a cannonball, and threw Chen's mother down in one fell swoop.

When the body tilted, it turned directly towards the pile of chicken manure, and most of its head sank into the pile of manure.

Mother Chen: "!!!"

It turns out that chicken feces taste so stinky!

"Mom, I caught her, shovel her head!"

Liu Qiushou, who has made great contributions, was beaming.

He is also a good and filial son, and he did not forget that his mother wanted to knock off the head of the dung thief, so that his mother would vent her anger.

Putting on his pants and limping his numb legs, Pang Yu who rushed over was shocked.

"Leave your head under the shovel!"

Almost missed it!
Even if the good brother can see the essence clearly, he can't just watch the crime happen before his eyes!

"Even if she is a dung thief, it's not enough to kill her with a shovel. Stop it!"

He almost knelt down and kowtowed three times, shouting to the Queen Mother to think twice.

Miao Cuixiang, who was afraid that something bad would happen to Liu Qiu, who hadn't caught anyone yet, said, "..."

"Xiaowen, did your friend's ancestor beheaded at Caishikou?" Otherwise, why did you shout so proficiently.

She, Miao Cuixiang, looks like an idiot, she doesn't know how to kill people for life, she is really a fool who knocks people's heads off just for chicken shit?

"Or did you speak ill of me behind my back, calling me an old hag?"

"Mother, aren't you a dominatrix?" Liu Qiushou pressed Chen's mother, seeing that her head was about to get up, he couldn't help breaking up and pushed it back, and at the same time asked from the bottom of his heart.

Miao Cuixiang held up the shovel and asked, "Say it again!"

Who does the little brat call a hag!

Liu Qiushou immediately shut up.

Pang Yu finally ran over with a limp, and under the afterglow of the flashlight, he saw Miao Cuixiang holding a shovel with a ferocious face.

Originally, he wanted to hug her arm holding the shovel, but his legs were numb and he staggered, so he lay on the ground and hugged her thigh.

Everyone: "..."

Miao Cuixiang put down the shovel, afraid that her hands would become stiff from the cold, and then shoveled innocent children.

"Hey, dear grandson, it's still a few days before the new year, and I'll give you a red envelope when grandma comes back!"

Mother Chen, who was choked again and sucked a few pieces of chicken feces into her mouth: "..."

Can you forget about the red envelope?
"Let go of me, Liu Qiushou killed someone!"

"Don't talk nonsense, who killed you! I, Liu Qiushou, have always been law-abiding, honest and trustworthy, and a civilized person who doesn't spit anywhere!"

After Chen's mother shouted, she looked like she was breathing out, but not breathing in, and her soul was ascending to heaven.

"You're going to stink me to death with chicken shit!"

Even if you steal chicken feces, is your life safe?

Miao Cuixiang took a photo with a flashlight, and everyone realized that most of her face was buried in the pile of chicken feces, and at the same time they could see her face clearly.

No wonder the voice was so familiar, it turned out to be an old acquaintance.

What brings us together in this cold weather?
It's ape dung...ah no, chicken dung, chicken dung!

(End of this chapter)