Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 562 Chang'e is smelly

A few people are going to school, so they can come over on Sundays to help with extra meals, and they still have to go home to eat.

At the dinner table, just as Liu Lang was about to pinch the meat, Liu Hu quickly snatched the piece. Liu Lang shifted his target and was pinched away by Liu Hu again.

Liu Lang glanced at him faintly, picked up the whole dish and put it directly to his mouth, and then licked it into his mouth. Everyone at the table saw that he didn't eat any staple food, and directly showed off the dish.

Then he picked up the porridge and drank the rice soup.

Several people:"……"

"You ate it yourself, and you still let no one eat!" Chen Mei said angrily.

Liu Lang hiccupped after drinking, "Mother, take a good look, who on earth is not letting people eat?"

Chen Mei glared at Liu Hu again, "Give me all to eat!"

One by one, eating is not worrying.

There was also a canteen and cooking, and Chen Mei was really too busy, so she asked Liu Qiushou to cook a meal.

"I'm a man, whose man cooks!"

"Xiaosi and Liu Mangzhong will do it, and when they come over one day, I will tell you that they are not men!"

Liu Qiushou: "..."

Does he mean that?

"Success, this is what you said, don't be disgusted if you do something bad later."

There are steamed buns and vegetables, just heat it up, it's just a simple soup, she also told him how to do it, how bad can it be?
While helping with the checkout, I couldn't help dreaming that I would be like Qian Xiuxiu, who would not have to cook and be served by men in the future.

But a sweet dream is a sweet dream after all, and Liu Qiushou is not Liu Mangzhong.

After a lot of misfortunes, I finally made a big pot of vegetable soup with a strange dark green color.

Liu Lang and the others: "..."

"This is the love soup that father made for mother, let's not drink it." He would rather eat steamed buns, eat leftovers and drink hot water, Liu Hu said.

When he looked at Liu Lang, he was shocked. Liu Lang picked up the bowl of soup in front of him, raised his neck and drank it, and drank it all in one go.

Several people stared at him with piercing eyes.

"What are you looking at me for? It's delicious. I'll have another bowl."

Can you really drink it?
Liu Hu couldn't help but believe Liu Lang's nonsense, picked it up and tasted it, turned his head and spit it on the ground, his face wrinkled into a ball.

This is really an indescribable taste, bitter, astringent, fishy, ​​and salty, like all the unpalatable things mixed together.

Ah!
Liu Hu straightened up, and the remaining dark green vegetable soup slowly flowed down from the corner of his mouth.

"I have been poisoned!"

Why did he forget that Liu Lang is a werewolf who can eat all the food made by Liu Laogao without changing his face, how can he trust his sense of taste?

"Not good?" Liu Qiushou vomited after tasting it, "Just add some sugar!"

I took a whole bag of white sugar and poured it all in, let alone, it was really sweet!

The sweet taste could no longer make Chen Mei and the others refuse, and they couldn't help but drink a bowl.

midnight.

Puff collapse!Puff collapse!Puff puff puff ~
The strange sound woke Chen Mei up, and she immediately covered her nose with the stench in the room.

"What's wrong, Pibeng didn't come to my house to sleep!"

After listening carefully, the source of the farting turned out to be Liu Qiushou, so he quickly woke him up.

"What's wrong?" Liu Qiushou also smelled the smell in the room, "Okay, Chen Mei, you're sick again, and you're shitting in the room again!"

"Who shits, it's obviously your fart!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Mei only felt a lump the size of a ping-pong ball swell up in her abdomen, and her belly was full like a little mouse. She clutched her stomach in pain and didn't dare to let go of her hand to yell, for fear that if she breathed in the stench, she would go straight to heaven .

Until the little mouse found the exit, with a puff, a huge and loud fart spurted out, and she almost became the first person in history to fly to the moon by farting.

There must be countless people pointing to the sky and shouting, "Mom, look at Chang'e!"

It's just that Chang'e stinks!

Liu Qiushou pointed at her and laughed, "I'm still to blame, it's obviously you!"

As he spoke, he lifted his butt and farted loudly.

Both were silent.

Liu Hu was awakened by the sound of bang bang bang, pushed open the door and rubbed his eyes to ask.

"Father and mother, what are you doing in the middle of the night? When grandma comes back, I will tell grandma that you secretly set off firecrackers in the house. Well, poisonous gas, vomit!"

He turned his head and covered his neck and vomited.

Thmitting and vomiting, suddenly he also felt uncomfortable in his stomach, puff puff two farts still didn't work, a familiar feeling that was about to come out hit him, and he hurried to the toilet.

"This child..."

The smile on Chen Mei's face disappeared, she tightly covered her stomach with her hands, and ran to the toilet without even her shoes on, but Liu Hu was inside, so she jumped up and down anxiously.

"Hurry up, I'm going to the latrine too!"

"Mom, I can't hurry up, my stomach hurts so much."

After a while, Liu Qiushou and Liu Bao came out clutching their bellies. They endured cramps in their calves, bent over and turned around in circles.

"If you don't come out, I'll go in and throw you out!"

Liu Hu: "If you are not afraid of me spraying you all over, just come in!"

...Forget it then!
But they are about to pull their pants too!
The moon poked its head out from the clouds, and the silver gray illuminated the vegetable patch in the yard.

With an idea, Liu Qiushou picked up the shovel and dug three holes. Chen Mei and the three of them squatted in a row by the hole, finally showing a relaxed expression on their faces.

The next morning, after Liu Lang woke up, he saw three pairs of blue and black eyes.

"What's the matter with you, stealing delicious food behind my back in the middle of the night?" Nodding vigorously, "Why does it smell so bad? Our cesspit was blown up?"

The dung in the provincial capital cannot be piled up casually. Although it is not like Honghe Village where there are dung piles everywhere, they rent a bungalow with a latrine.

The cesspit is fine, but they shit everywhere, even though it's all covered with soil.

Chen Mei looked at the vegetables worriedly, but wondered if the shit with such power would not only have no effect of fertilizer, but kill the vegetables instead.

They squatted for half the night, only to feel that their legs hurt and their stomachs were hungry. It seemed that Liu Qiushou had inherited Liu Laogao's cooking skills and never dared to let him do it again.

Liu Hu looked enviously at Liu Lang's stomach.

His brother not only has iron teeth and copper teeth, but even his intestines and stomach are made of steel and iron. He must be an iron man!
Chen Mei was cooking, and at this moment she missed Miao Cuixiang very much.

Mother, mother, you are the best mother in the world, the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Without you, no one can control this house of demons and goblins!
Come back, come back quickly!

Probably it was Chen Mei's sincere calling that helped, and after finally sending a few live treasures to school, Chen Mei took a nap in the canteen in the afternoon with her chin propped up, only to hear a bang, and the person she had been thinking about day and night descended like a god descending from the earth before her eyes.

Chen Mei rubbed her eyes, rubbed her eyes again, her eyes were red, she looked like she was about to cry.

She stood up in disbelief, walked out of the counter, stretched out her hand tremblingly towards Miao Cuixiang, and touched the material of her clothes.

It was really silky to the touch, telling her that it was indeed the material of the clothes.

"What's the matter, are you stupid if you don't see each other for half a month?"

It took six or seven days to go back and forth by train alone. It was said that it took half a month to walk, but I actually stayed in the south for a week.

Miao Cuixiang wouldn't want to come back if she wasn't afraid that the canteen would lose money due to Liu Lang's misfortune, and even bought her a house.

The South is simply paradise!
Miao Cuixiang's words seemed to press some switch, Chen Mei blinked, burst into tears, opened her arms and hugged her.

(End of this chapter)