Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man
Chapter 602 Good fart, I know fart
Chapter 602 Good fart, I know fart
The knife is especially obedient in Liu Lang's hands.
Whether it's pig bones, sheep bones, chicken bones or fish bones with small and many thorns, he can shave them clean with just a few brushes, and they can also be placed into skeletons.
"Brother is amazing!" Tian Bao applauded.
Liu Lang, who was a little tired at first, only felt a warm current rushing to his arms, and regained his strength, until he had finished shaving all the bones to be shaved.
"Eat rice cakes!"
When the rice cake is out of the pan, it is very sticky, so cabbage leaves should be placed on the bottom, otherwise it will stick to the grate after steaming, which is difficult to wash.
After hearing this, Liu Lang immediately threw away the knife, "Grandma, I want to eat rice cakes!"
"Go, go, it's hot at home just out of the pot, I want to burn my throat and block my throat, let it cool before eating!"
Miao Cuixiang patted Liu Lang's hand off.
"I have to steam the buns later, hurry up and mince the meat!"
"The donkey has to be full to work. I don't have anything to eat, so let me work." Liu Lang was reluctant.
"Okay, there is plenty of hay on the mountain, you can eat it!"
Liu Lang: "..."
"Who eats grass!"
"You can compare yourself to a donkey, what will you eat if you don't eat grass!"
Seeing that Liu Lang couldn't refute what Miao Cuixiang said, Liu Hu and others slapped him.
The eldest brother always bullied them because he was old and tall, and he finally became the one who was bullied!
"Liu Hu, come chop meat with me!"
Liu Lang caught the most realistic one who jumped.
Liu Hu wanted to say no, he just waited to eat.
But Miao Cuixiang said, "Yes, chop it up together, and chop it up quickly!"
Liu Hu could only go to work with a bitter face.
It's cold, and the rice cake will be cold in a while.
Before it's time to eat, Miao Cuixiang won't let them eat more, because it's not easy to digest if they eat too much.
Just take a few chopsticks and insert them on a big rice cake, cut them into pieces with a knife, one chopstick per person.
Miao Cuixiang steamed rice cakes like to put more red dates. If it is not sweet enough, you can dip it in white sugar to eat.
"Boss, take a basket and go to the mountain to pick up some duck eggs!"
So many chickens and ducks are raised, but not many eggs are laid.
Because Liu Lu Zhouqiao is a fried chicken and duck product, there are more males and only a dozen females.
For the eggs and duck eggs that are usually laid, some of them are sent to the provincial capital when the meat is delivered, and the other part is taken home by the ducks who help raise ducks in the village.
As for stealing their ducks to eat, that is absolutely not daring.
Although the Liu family is not in Honghe Village, their legends still exist in Honghe Village.
Dare to steal Liu Lu's things, crazy!Believe it or not, she directly lifts it up for you to let you fly!
"Go get the eggs!"
As soon as they heard that they were going up the mountain, Tianbao and the others stopped waiting for the meat buns, and each of them found a bamboo basket and followed Liu Qiushou to run up the mountain.
"Little fourth daughter-in-law, you should follow along and watch some children!"
Although it was the top of her own hill, but there were rocks and ditches, and she followed Liu Qiu to harvest the unreliable one, Miao Cuixiang was worried, so she called Xu Xiaoyun to let her go with her.
The chicken farm is still there, but it has been repaired and enlarged. After entering, several children chased the chickens and flew around.
The duck farm is in a sunken valley, and there is no water on the mountain, but there is a water pump, and pipes are laid to draw water from the river, creating an artificial lake for the ducks.
In summer, you can eat duckweed, small fish and shrimp, and you don’t need to care about drinking water and bathing.
A few people are only focused on chasing chickens and ducks, how can they remember to pick up eggs and duck eggs?
Liu Hu, on the other hand, dragged Pi Beng to the heaps of chicken droppings and duck droppings not far away.
Even in winter, you can smell a faint odor.
He pointed at these two shit mountains, "Fart Beng, look at them, do you feel a little bit of your childhood memories?"
Fart: "..."
Liu Hu continued, "This is the country that your parents laid down for you!"
"I told you, don't call me Shibeng, call me Liu Yuansi!"
"Okay, fart, got it, fart!"
Fart: "..."
He didn't even look at Shishan, but looked at this poor second brother angrily.
"Why look at me, look at that," Liu Hu pushed his head away, "I am here to help you find your childhood memories! You just knew how to climb when you were young, and once you climbed a mountain, it was terrible. Climbing in, you can't stop it!
What's wrong, our Liu family can't forget our roots, how can we forget your favorite Shishan when you grow up? "
Fart: "..."
I suspect you are donkey me!
"Auntie, are you telling Pibeng that what I said is true?"
Under Pi Beng's incredulous gaze, Xu Xiaoyun nodded.
"I do not believe!"
A good boy who loves cleanliness so much, and a younger brother who Tian Bao likes so much, how could he roll in the shit pile!
"It was almost the same when I was a child. I don't know what smells and smells are."
Pi Beng asked Xu Xiaoyun in despair: "Then Tianbao also..."
"No, Tianbao is a girl, not as skinny as you."
Pibeng's whole body split open, and he raised his hand.
His clean hands have actually caught shit!
Brother Liu Hu patted him on the shoulder, "What is this? My parents are still playing shit and urine at such an old age. You are much better than them!"
It was getting dark, it was getting dark quickly in winter, and the meal was ready, so Miao Cuixiang asked Chen Mei to come and find someone when they didn't come back.
As soon as I got closer, I heard Liu Hu speak ill of her.
That bastard Liu Qiushou was still smiling and didn't stop him.
Liu Qiushou: Stop it, my son is telling the truth!
"Liu Hu, what are you talking nonsense! Your mother and I like to play with shit and pee, aren't they all forced by your brother and your father!"
Liu Hu ran away.
The two circled around them.
"Then you are playing too!"
This little bastard liked to reveal her faults since he was a child. Even though he had graduated from elementary school, there were still legends about their family in the school.
What's even more exasperating is that the school is not far from the supermarket. People are not afraid that you don't know the protagonist in the story, just point to the supermarket, that's it!
Chen Mei was quite famous.
"Stop for me, and talk nonsense outside, I tore your mouth!"
"Don't stand, mother, you don't want to fuck me!"
Pibeng, who had no intention of watching the excitement at all: "..."
Walking up to Tianbao, she said with a sad face, "Sister, I'm not clean anymore!"
Can he still get his sister's favor?
"It's okay, it will be clean after washing, my sister will not dislike you."
I really don't dislike my sister, what do you mean by taking two steps back and covering your nose again?
Chen Mei finally caught Liu Hu and slapped him twice. The group went down the mountain and met several villagers.
Seeing that the fart collapsed and the head drooped, he asked again.
"What's wrong with the fart, isn't it fun in the village?"
"Fuck, why are you unhappy during the Chinese New Year?"
"Fucking..."
"Fucking..."
The smartest child recognized by the Liu family, a child who couldn't cry even when beaten with an iron head, let out a wow under the heavy impact.
Wuwu cried and ran back home.
"Grandma, I want to take a bath, I don't want to be a fart!"
Ah, it turns out that although the iron head is iron, the small heart is crunchy.
(End of this chapter)
The knife is especially obedient in Liu Lang's hands.
Whether it's pig bones, sheep bones, chicken bones or fish bones with small and many thorns, he can shave them clean with just a few brushes, and they can also be placed into skeletons.
"Brother is amazing!" Tian Bao applauded.
Liu Lang, who was a little tired at first, only felt a warm current rushing to his arms, and regained his strength, until he had finished shaving all the bones to be shaved.
"Eat rice cakes!"
When the rice cake is out of the pan, it is very sticky, so cabbage leaves should be placed on the bottom, otherwise it will stick to the grate after steaming, which is difficult to wash.
After hearing this, Liu Lang immediately threw away the knife, "Grandma, I want to eat rice cakes!"
"Go, go, it's hot at home just out of the pot, I want to burn my throat and block my throat, let it cool before eating!"
Miao Cuixiang patted Liu Lang's hand off.
"I have to steam the buns later, hurry up and mince the meat!"
"The donkey has to be full to work. I don't have anything to eat, so let me work." Liu Lang was reluctant.
"Okay, there is plenty of hay on the mountain, you can eat it!"
Liu Lang: "..."
"Who eats grass!"
"You can compare yourself to a donkey, what will you eat if you don't eat grass!"
Seeing that Liu Lang couldn't refute what Miao Cuixiang said, Liu Hu and others slapped him.
The eldest brother always bullied them because he was old and tall, and he finally became the one who was bullied!
"Liu Hu, come chop meat with me!"
Liu Lang caught the most realistic one who jumped.
Liu Hu wanted to say no, he just waited to eat.
But Miao Cuixiang said, "Yes, chop it up together, and chop it up quickly!"
Liu Hu could only go to work with a bitter face.
It's cold, and the rice cake will be cold in a while.
Before it's time to eat, Miao Cuixiang won't let them eat more, because it's not easy to digest if they eat too much.
Just take a few chopsticks and insert them on a big rice cake, cut them into pieces with a knife, one chopstick per person.
Miao Cuixiang steamed rice cakes like to put more red dates. If it is not sweet enough, you can dip it in white sugar to eat.
"Boss, take a basket and go to the mountain to pick up some duck eggs!"
So many chickens and ducks are raised, but not many eggs are laid.
Because Liu Lu Zhouqiao is a fried chicken and duck product, there are more males and only a dozen females.
For the eggs and duck eggs that are usually laid, some of them are sent to the provincial capital when the meat is delivered, and the other part is taken home by the ducks who help raise ducks in the village.
As for stealing their ducks to eat, that is absolutely not daring.
Although the Liu family is not in Honghe Village, their legends still exist in Honghe Village.
Dare to steal Liu Lu's things, crazy!Believe it or not, she directly lifts it up for you to let you fly!
"Go get the eggs!"
As soon as they heard that they were going up the mountain, Tianbao and the others stopped waiting for the meat buns, and each of them found a bamboo basket and followed Liu Qiushou to run up the mountain.
"Little fourth daughter-in-law, you should follow along and watch some children!"
Although it was the top of her own hill, but there were rocks and ditches, and she followed Liu Qiu to harvest the unreliable one, Miao Cuixiang was worried, so she called Xu Xiaoyun to let her go with her.
The chicken farm is still there, but it has been repaired and enlarged. After entering, several children chased the chickens and flew around.
The duck farm is in a sunken valley, and there is no water on the mountain, but there is a water pump, and pipes are laid to draw water from the river, creating an artificial lake for the ducks.
In summer, you can eat duckweed, small fish and shrimp, and you don’t need to care about drinking water and bathing.
A few people are only focused on chasing chickens and ducks, how can they remember to pick up eggs and duck eggs?
Liu Hu, on the other hand, dragged Pi Beng to the heaps of chicken droppings and duck droppings not far away.
Even in winter, you can smell a faint odor.
He pointed at these two shit mountains, "Fart Beng, look at them, do you feel a little bit of your childhood memories?"
Fart: "..."
Liu Hu continued, "This is the country that your parents laid down for you!"
"I told you, don't call me Shibeng, call me Liu Yuansi!"
"Okay, fart, got it, fart!"
Fart: "..."
He didn't even look at Shishan, but looked at this poor second brother angrily.
"Why look at me, look at that," Liu Hu pushed his head away, "I am here to help you find your childhood memories! You just knew how to climb when you were young, and once you climbed a mountain, it was terrible. Climbing in, you can't stop it!
What's wrong, our Liu family can't forget our roots, how can we forget your favorite Shishan when you grow up? "
Fart: "..."
I suspect you are donkey me!
"Auntie, are you telling Pibeng that what I said is true?"
Under Pi Beng's incredulous gaze, Xu Xiaoyun nodded.
"I do not believe!"
A good boy who loves cleanliness so much, and a younger brother who Tian Bao likes so much, how could he roll in the shit pile!
"It was almost the same when I was a child. I don't know what smells and smells are."
Pi Beng asked Xu Xiaoyun in despair: "Then Tianbao also..."
"No, Tianbao is a girl, not as skinny as you."
Pibeng's whole body split open, and he raised his hand.
His clean hands have actually caught shit!
Brother Liu Hu patted him on the shoulder, "What is this? My parents are still playing shit and urine at such an old age. You are much better than them!"
It was getting dark, it was getting dark quickly in winter, and the meal was ready, so Miao Cuixiang asked Chen Mei to come and find someone when they didn't come back.
As soon as I got closer, I heard Liu Hu speak ill of her.
That bastard Liu Qiushou was still smiling and didn't stop him.
Liu Qiushou: Stop it, my son is telling the truth!
"Liu Hu, what are you talking nonsense! Your mother and I like to play with shit and pee, aren't they all forced by your brother and your father!"
Liu Hu ran away.
The two circled around them.
"Then you are playing too!"
This little bastard liked to reveal her faults since he was a child. Even though he had graduated from elementary school, there were still legends about their family in the school.
What's even more exasperating is that the school is not far from the supermarket. People are not afraid that you don't know the protagonist in the story, just point to the supermarket, that's it!
Chen Mei was quite famous.
"Stop for me, and talk nonsense outside, I tore your mouth!"
"Don't stand, mother, you don't want to fuck me!"
Pibeng, who had no intention of watching the excitement at all: "..."
Walking up to Tianbao, she said with a sad face, "Sister, I'm not clean anymore!"
Can he still get his sister's favor?
"It's okay, it will be clean after washing, my sister will not dislike you."
I really don't dislike my sister, what do you mean by taking two steps back and covering your nose again?
Chen Mei finally caught Liu Hu and slapped him twice. The group went down the mountain and met several villagers.
Seeing that the fart collapsed and the head drooped, he asked again.
"What's wrong with the fart, isn't it fun in the village?"
"Fuck, why are you unhappy during the Chinese New Year?"
"Fucking..."
"Fucking..."
The smartest child recognized by the Liu family, a child who couldn't cry even when beaten with an iron head, let out a wow under the heavy impact.
Wuwu cried and ran back home.
"Grandma, I want to take a bath, I don't want to be a fart!"
Ah, it turns out that although the iron head is iron, the small heart is crunchy.
(End of this chapter)
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