LOL: The anchor was not arrested, but just quit the network

Chapter 13 [Just call me Xiao Chu]

At eight o'clock in the evening, Lujiazui Yucuiyuan villa area.

In the luxuriously decorated living room, a sturdy young man with a naive appearance squatted up and down facing the camera.

At first, he arrogantly yelled at the people around him that such a small punishment could not stop him, but as soon as he reached the seventh squat, he got up and started to play tricks.

Panting heavily, he habitually used his index finger to lift up the black-rimmed glasses that were about to fall from above the bridge of his nose, "Ya'er, you can't do it without eating!"

The little pony who looks like a chicken in front of PDD doesn't eat this set at all, "I'm willing to admit defeat, the takeaway is almost on the way, and it's okay to make up after eating."

PDD sat on the gaming chair with a sad face, slid to the front of the computer desk with a light push, and turned his head to look at the bullet screen in the split-screen live broadcast room
【Don’t make excuses for Saozhu, let’s play the game quickly】

[I have already counted, Zhuzhu owes a total of 53 squats]

【The body is soft, so the mouth should not be hard】

[It is said that the hand speed of the elderly can't break Jian Ji 1 second 4, it has to be a young man like Xiao Ma]

[Don't even talk about it, after Xiao Ma was defeated by the brother who appeared in the cave master's live broadcast room yesterday, he lost 4 consecutive games and fell directly to the national server 14]

Seeing this scene, PDD is still not reconciled.

He watched Qi Xiaodian's latest video many times, including Xiao Ma who also taught him the essence of Mianpo, but he still couldn't pass the operation of subject [-], which was dubbed "Sword Fairy" on the Internet.

But after three experiments, it was 4 seconds and 1 break.

In the 2016 version, the moves of practicing heroes can only be customized. The training camp, an artifact that can modify hero levels and has no CD, is still on the designer's agenda.

So just these three times made PDD a lot of time.

The unwilling PDD ignored the barrage, and tried again on the enemy hero after the sword girl's ultimate move in the custom game cooled down.

When R refreshes within 0.5 seconds and appears on the hero, PDD operates Fiona to move
With the failure experience of the previous three times, this subject [-] exam went very smoothly.

RAEAQ flashes A.

The flawed blood recovery array is like the flag that Mario passed when he cleared the level, declaring the success of the second subject exam.

Sao Zhu calmly turned his head to the side, as if he had finished something unimportant, and raised his head towards Xiao Ma, "What about this wave?"

While talking, he also put on the sunglasses on the computer table, and made a 'Respect' gesture towards the camera in the live broadcast room.

"Little Ma, why don't you bark like a dog?" Saozhu still couldn't hold his breath, and shouted triumphantly, "Doesn't this operation only need hands?"

Pony rolled his eyes.

After finishing the live broadcast yesterday, he tried to play 1 breaks in 4 second by himself in a custom game by relying on his memory.

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room began to cheer up one after another.

[Can Sao Zhu stop pretending?Is it hard to admit that you are an older person? 】

【Who wants to die before saying that this is not something that humans can do】

[Which big brother, can you release the video of the previous mistake, I really want to slap this fat man in the face]

[I just took a look, it was obviously 1.95 seconds, and it was clearly completed in 1.14 seconds in the small video]

[Tomorrow's title is here: Saozhu has mastered the lost stunt, returned to the land fairyland, LPL, your emperor is back. 】

Seeing that the bullet screen didn't buy the previous operation at all, PDD suddenly became upset, "I'll hit you banana pigskin squid, isn't it enough if you have hands? Ma Xiaotiao, can you teach others! Fortunately, I'm smart Extraordinary, I realized it myself."

"Are you still imitating other people as teachers? How about I just find someone to come over and teach him on-site how to make him learn 1 second and 4 breaks in the shortest time?"

"Don't just arrest anyone," Xiao Ma has long been used to PDD's trickery, and as a dismantling expert, he bluntly said, "YM's base is in the villa, just find anyone who is not an LSLP player?"

"Who can't?"

PDD was dissatisfied when he heard the words, and wanted to beat the pony up.

But on second thought.

What Xiaoma said is indeed true.

Apart from Ning Shishi and Shen Lingmin, the only person around him was the cleaning lady in the villa.

These few people even have problems with basic operations, let alone high-end operations that test hand speed like four breaks in one second.

He suddenly lost the idea of ​​hammering people.

Just when he was frowning, the mobile phone on the table rang.

"Are you hungry, Blue Knight, your takeaway has arrived, but the security guard stopped you from entering, and left it for you at the door of the east gate."

The voice from the other end of the phone made PDD stunned for a moment, and immediately made a plan to signal Xiao Ma to cut off the audio in the live broadcast room.

"Send it in!" He yelled towards the computer, "Give the phone to the security guard, and I'll tell him."

After a brief communication, PDD let the delivery boy enter the villa area as he wished.

"Housekeeper, shut down those rhythmic ones," Saozhu happily grimaced at the camera, "Later, I'll show you what it means to teach and educate people and prostitute teachers!"

The door of the villa was opened ahead of time, Xiao Ma stayed at the door and brought the takeaway guy in blue Ele.me overalls into the living room.

This person is Chu Ge, who works part-time to deliver food.

It is still the familiar black mask, but the clothes on his body have changed from yellow robes to Doraemon blue.

Before Chu Ge entered the door, he already knew from Xiaoma what he was going to do next. He wanted to refuse to continue to take the next order, but PDD gave too much.

The cost of the two hot pots is more than enough to match the income from working hard for half a day last night.

Boss atmosphere!

"Brother, what's your name?"

Chu Ge was already sitting at the C position in the live broadcast room, while PDD was standing behind Chu Ge. His posture looked a bit like a primary school student who had no money to surf the Internet and watch other people play games in an Internet cafe.

"Professor, just call me Xiao Chu."

"Can you play Sword Fairy?" PDD didn't waste much time, and went straight to the topic, "Can you play Sword Fairy subject [-], which is popular all over the Internet?"

Chu Ge shook his head.

The current PDD immediately beamed with joy when he heard this sentence.

If he could, then he would have to change his career of being a teacher and teaching.

The previous custom game has not been closed, and now the big move and the flash have been turned, which means that after the key points are taught, Chu Ge can get started immediately.

"You watch the video first, and see the finished product first." PDD is tireless and extremely patient, just like when he was the incarnation of e-sports Dong Zhuo. "I'll explain it to you again."

Chu Ge nodded, and put the helmet with the bamboo dragonfly on it on the table next to him. When he turned sideways, he happened to meet Xiao Ma's fiery gaze.

"Have I met you somewhere?" Pony asked suspiciously, "Have you stayed in YM base before?"

Chu Ge still shook his head.

"What's the matter with you, Xiao Ma," PDD teased, "Why do you use your method of picking up girls on men, tsk tsk tsk"

"Go away!"

Chu Ge was sitting upright, as if he couldn't hear Mr. Fat Tiger's communication, and changed Tiamat's 1 button to T button.

Seeing this, PDD's eyes lit up.

(End of this chapter)