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Chapter 75 [Live to be old, learn to be old! 】
Chapter 75 [Live to be old, learn to be old! 】
The next game will be Snake vs. SAT. The Snake team was shaved by IG yesterday. Today's style of play is extraordinarily brutal. Crystal's Draven returned to the arena and cooperated with Holy Gun to easily take away the opponent 2:0.
At this moment, Wang Cheng suddenly frowned and said, "Why can't Tank even hold down my otto, and can still be solo killed against the defensive tower?"
"what?"
Before Chu Ge could speak, Liu Zhihao, who was sitting next to him, said softly, "If I go to the Snake team as the mid laner, I will definitely make Snake even better!"
Gesture has not been interested in work during this period of time, and he doesn't even care about being robbed of his starting position.
"I checked. The Snakes have no substitutes in the middle. Maybe next year, Erzi, you will be able to return to the middle!"
Hearing this, Chu Ge raised his eyebrows.
The young Liu Zhihao entered the professional arena for the first time and was known as a talented mid laner. It's just that Song Yijin performed better, and he transitioned to the top lane.
"What you said makes sense! Brother Cheng!"
He smiled softly, and even stood up slowly, like the sloth in "Zootopia".
Chu Ge almost vomited, and quickly turned his head away.
How could he be so tight!
"Hey, big sister? You're downstairs, I'll come down right away!" Under Chu Ge's astonished gaze, he rushed out of the door and disappeared into the training room in an instant.
"It's almost 11 o'clock? Why did you lose your posture?" Chu Ge asked Song Yijin curiously.
"I went to find his girlfriend," Song Yijin threw out an understanding look, "After the end of the World Championships last year, his posture became thinner visible to the naked eye every day."
After all, Song Yijin lowered his head and pinched the flesh of his stomach, enviously said, "We agreed to be each other's fat boy, why did he abandon the brothers!"
"Good guy!" Even though he was prepared, Chu Ge was still taken aback. He took off the earphones and walked forward quickly, walked around Song Yijin a few times, and calmed down, "My darling, it's good that you are not thin, old Song. !"
Is that skinny?It was squeezed to the last drop!
Chu Ge complained in his heart.
IG's management is indeed relatively loose. If you were in EDG before and wanted to go out at 11 o'clock without special circumstances, you had to ask the team leader for leave and explain the reason.
He ran out rashly, checked the bedroom at night and found that no one was there, the deduction of salary and bonus was not a small amount.
Posture's state has declined seriously since the summer split, and it is probably also related to his recent daily work. Otherwise, under normal circumstances, unless the version is changed, it is impossible for his state to decline significantly.
woman?
It will only affect my speed of 1 breaks in 4 second!
Esports doesn't need women!
For Chu Ge, his energy is limited, both physically and mentally, he needs to focus on his career.
Even if there is a system, it cannot solve the problem of muscle weakness.
After all, a deposit of 5000 yuan is not a small amount!A person like Chu Ge who cherishes money is not willing to spend it on gifts.
Of course, a monkey like Doinb is purely accidental.
It's a bit outrageous to take into account career, live broadcast and dating.
The big nose that sold meat muffins in ancient times and the hollowed out posture are undoubtedly the best negative examples.
Song Yijin: "Gezi, then your tortoise has opened its eyes, can you tell me why you can't lose weight?"
After speaking, he opened the notebook on his desk again, picked up the gel pen, and planned to record the words of his teammates.
Lu Xun often said:
Live and learn!
Chu Ge blinked, put his hands on the back of his head, and looked out the window casually, "Yes, today's weather is really good!"
Song Yijin, who was behind him, turned his head to look out of the dark window, and scolded with a smile, "Xiba Pigeon, if you don't want to talk, can you stop making such bad excuses!"
Chu Ge pretended to be deaf and dumb, and continued to arrange seats when he came back.
Since there will be a game tomorrow, Su Xiaoluo forced Juan Wang to go offline early to avoid being fined by the league for oversleeping tomorrow.
The next day.
When the team members woke up, it was already past 1 o'clock. After a simple lunch, they hurriedly boarded the minibus to the Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center before even playing the warm-up qualifying match.
Today their game is scheduled at 7 o'clock, and their opponent is GT.
After the reorganization of GT in the summer split, they did not go all out like they did in the spring split. Instead, they became a weak team in Group B.
The current record has played 12 games, with a record of 5 wins and 7 losses, which is basically a mixed result. If Dean Gong can take over the game, the team still has hope of winning.
Otherwise, even SAT, which is on the verge of relegation, can win the first summer game against them.
Before going to the lounge, you need to report in the background and sign in, and hand over the peripherals you carry to the staff for technical testing.
After entering the lounge, it is makeup.
This is also the reason why every game has to be there two hours in advance, and IG will always be late and miss and be fined.
It was a young lady who was in charge of Gao Zhenning's makeup. She frowned, pursed her lips, and carefully looked at the face in the camera. Her hand holding the powder cake was hanging in the air, and she didn't do it for a long time.
It took a long time before he asked, "Handsome guy, did you have any other outdoor work before you became a professional?"
"no!"
"Then why your skin color looks different from ours."
Gao Zhenning blushed, stood up and retorted, "Dude, this is a healthy complexion. Look at some of my weak teammates. The white ones are like a woman, and they have no masculinity at all!"
Chu Ge didn't know if the make-up artist was silenced or not, but he felt that the eyes of the people in the lounge were about to materialize.
death stare.JPG
After a while of silence, Gao Zhenning sat back on the 'regret chair', stared at himself in front of the mirror, and tried to restrain his emotions.
For about 3 minutes, several makeup artists didn't dare to wait any longer, and fled after hastily, probably because they were afraid of blood splashing on the white dress they had just bought.
With a gloomy face, General Sturgeon walked behind Gao Zhenning who was standing straight, patted his shoulder, and said softly, "Xiao Ning, I have a suggestion for you, do you listen to it?"
"Don't listen, don't talk!"
General Sturgeon was about to speak, but was choked back by Gao Zhenning's words.
"You guys don't play cards according to common sense!"
Gao Zhenning: "Unless your suggestion can really make me white, I will never listen to it!"
Chu Ge suggested, "Actually, going swimming is very useful, or you can take the time to go to a nearby university swimming pool and get a card."
Gao Zhenning, "...I'm a landlubber, I'll be gone after a few flops."
Hearing this, Song Yi came in with interest, put down his phone and moved the chair to Chu Ge's side, and asked, "I heard that swimming can also lose weight. You can teach me Pigeon, I'm also a landlubber."
"I'll teach you." Chu Ge scratched his head embarrassingly, "I'm not very good at it either. If you don't mind, can a dog plan?"
"Can't swim?" Chen Zi waved his hand and stood in front of everyone, "Don't you use such a good resource as a lifeguard? A free swimming teacher! You can't swim in the water, and you will always drown in front of him." !"
"Do it a few more times, use your physical instincts, you have to know it if you don't know it," Chen Zi proudly raised his arms and neck, "It saves time and tuition costs, and it can also help lifeguards consolidate their business." -1
"Win-win!"
Everyone looked at each other.
Chu Ge almost choked on the water.
Are you separated by a card bug?
Sure enough, Chen Zi is the real warrior.
It's broken, I'm a pig when I come back with a word!
-1, the inspiration for the joke comes from "My Identity Is Getting Perverted", a book that the author Jun himself is chasing.
PS: Be careful when you watch it, it's easy to faint from laughter.
(End of this chapter)
The next game will be Snake vs. SAT. The Snake team was shaved by IG yesterday. Today's style of play is extraordinarily brutal. Crystal's Draven returned to the arena and cooperated with Holy Gun to easily take away the opponent 2:0.
At this moment, Wang Cheng suddenly frowned and said, "Why can't Tank even hold down my otto, and can still be solo killed against the defensive tower?"
"what?"
Before Chu Ge could speak, Liu Zhihao, who was sitting next to him, said softly, "If I go to the Snake team as the mid laner, I will definitely make Snake even better!"
Gesture has not been interested in work during this period of time, and he doesn't even care about being robbed of his starting position.
"I checked. The Snakes have no substitutes in the middle. Maybe next year, Erzi, you will be able to return to the middle!"
Hearing this, Chu Ge raised his eyebrows.
The young Liu Zhihao entered the professional arena for the first time and was known as a talented mid laner. It's just that Song Yijin performed better, and he transitioned to the top lane.
"What you said makes sense! Brother Cheng!"
He smiled softly, and even stood up slowly, like the sloth in "Zootopia".
Chu Ge almost vomited, and quickly turned his head away.
How could he be so tight!
"Hey, big sister? You're downstairs, I'll come down right away!" Under Chu Ge's astonished gaze, he rushed out of the door and disappeared into the training room in an instant.
"It's almost 11 o'clock? Why did you lose your posture?" Chu Ge asked Song Yijin curiously.
"I went to find his girlfriend," Song Yijin threw out an understanding look, "After the end of the World Championships last year, his posture became thinner visible to the naked eye every day."
After all, Song Yijin lowered his head and pinched the flesh of his stomach, enviously said, "We agreed to be each other's fat boy, why did he abandon the brothers!"
"Good guy!" Even though he was prepared, Chu Ge was still taken aback. He took off the earphones and walked forward quickly, walked around Song Yijin a few times, and calmed down, "My darling, it's good that you are not thin, old Song. !"
Is that skinny?It was squeezed to the last drop!
Chu Ge complained in his heart.
IG's management is indeed relatively loose. If you were in EDG before and wanted to go out at 11 o'clock without special circumstances, you had to ask the team leader for leave and explain the reason.
He ran out rashly, checked the bedroom at night and found that no one was there, the deduction of salary and bonus was not a small amount.
Posture's state has declined seriously since the summer split, and it is probably also related to his recent daily work. Otherwise, under normal circumstances, unless the version is changed, it is impossible for his state to decline significantly.
woman?
It will only affect my speed of 1 breaks in 4 second!
Esports doesn't need women!
For Chu Ge, his energy is limited, both physically and mentally, he needs to focus on his career.
Even if there is a system, it cannot solve the problem of muscle weakness.
After all, a deposit of 5000 yuan is not a small amount!A person like Chu Ge who cherishes money is not willing to spend it on gifts.
Of course, a monkey like Doinb is purely accidental.
It's a bit outrageous to take into account career, live broadcast and dating.
The big nose that sold meat muffins in ancient times and the hollowed out posture are undoubtedly the best negative examples.
Song Yijin: "Gezi, then your tortoise has opened its eyes, can you tell me why you can't lose weight?"
After speaking, he opened the notebook on his desk again, picked up the gel pen, and planned to record the words of his teammates.
Lu Xun often said:
Live and learn!
Chu Ge blinked, put his hands on the back of his head, and looked out the window casually, "Yes, today's weather is really good!"
Song Yijin, who was behind him, turned his head to look out of the dark window, and scolded with a smile, "Xiba Pigeon, if you don't want to talk, can you stop making such bad excuses!"
Chu Ge pretended to be deaf and dumb, and continued to arrange seats when he came back.
Since there will be a game tomorrow, Su Xiaoluo forced Juan Wang to go offline early to avoid being fined by the league for oversleeping tomorrow.
The next day.
When the team members woke up, it was already past 1 o'clock. After a simple lunch, they hurriedly boarded the minibus to the Hongqiao Tiandi Performing Arts Center before even playing the warm-up qualifying match.
Today their game is scheduled at 7 o'clock, and their opponent is GT.
After the reorganization of GT in the summer split, they did not go all out like they did in the spring split. Instead, they became a weak team in Group B.
The current record has played 12 games, with a record of 5 wins and 7 losses, which is basically a mixed result. If Dean Gong can take over the game, the team still has hope of winning.
Otherwise, even SAT, which is on the verge of relegation, can win the first summer game against them.
Before going to the lounge, you need to report in the background and sign in, and hand over the peripherals you carry to the staff for technical testing.
After entering the lounge, it is makeup.
This is also the reason why every game has to be there two hours in advance, and IG will always be late and miss and be fined.
It was a young lady who was in charge of Gao Zhenning's makeup. She frowned, pursed her lips, and carefully looked at the face in the camera. Her hand holding the powder cake was hanging in the air, and she didn't do it for a long time.
It took a long time before he asked, "Handsome guy, did you have any other outdoor work before you became a professional?"
"no!"
"Then why your skin color looks different from ours."
Gao Zhenning blushed, stood up and retorted, "Dude, this is a healthy complexion. Look at some of my weak teammates. The white ones are like a woman, and they have no masculinity at all!"
Chu Ge didn't know if the make-up artist was silenced or not, but he felt that the eyes of the people in the lounge were about to materialize.
death stare.JPG
After a while of silence, Gao Zhenning sat back on the 'regret chair', stared at himself in front of the mirror, and tried to restrain his emotions.
For about 3 minutes, several makeup artists didn't dare to wait any longer, and fled after hastily, probably because they were afraid of blood splashing on the white dress they had just bought.
With a gloomy face, General Sturgeon walked behind Gao Zhenning who was standing straight, patted his shoulder, and said softly, "Xiao Ning, I have a suggestion for you, do you listen to it?"
"Don't listen, don't talk!"
General Sturgeon was about to speak, but was choked back by Gao Zhenning's words.
"You guys don't play cards according to common sense!"
Gao Zhenning: "Unless your suggestion can really make me white, I will never listen to it!"
Chu Ge suggested, "Actually, going swimming is very useful, or you can take the time to go to a nearby university swimming pool and get a card."
Gao Zhenning, "...I'm a landlubber, I'll be gone after a few flops."
Hearing this, Song Yi came in with interest, put down his phone and moved the chair to Chu Ge's side, and asked, "I heard that swimming can also lose weight. You can teach me Pigeon, I'm also a landlubber."
"I'll teach you." Chu Ge scratched his head embarrassingly, "I'm not very good at it either. If you don't mind, can a dog plan?"
"Can't swim?" Chen Zi waved his hand and stood in front of everyone, "Don't you use such a good resource as a lifeguard? A free swimming teacher! You can't swim in the water, and you will always drown in front of him." !"
"Do it a few more times, use your physical instincts, you have to know it if you don't know it," Chen Zi proudly raised his arms and neck, "It saves time and tuition costs, and it can also help lifeguards consolidate their business." -1
"Win-win!"
Everyone looked at each other.
Chu Ge almost choked on the water.
Are you separated by a card bug?
Sure enough, Chen Zi is the real warrior.
It's broken, I'm a pig when I come back with a word!
-1, the inspiration for the joke comes from "My Identity Is Getting Perverted", a book that the author Jun himself is chasing.
PS: Be careful when you watch it, it's easy to faint from laughter.
(End of this chapter)
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