Director, please respect yourself.

Chapter 240, 227, taming the donkey

"I told you to run, I told you to eat, you shameless bear!"

In a narrow street, a fat pig ran wildly on the street, followed by Jiang Wenli holding a broom in her hand. While cursing, the middle-aged woman wanted to beat the pig in front of her with a broom.

One person and one pig made so much noise that neighbors on the street came out to watch the commotion.

"Hahaha…"

Perhaps this kind of western scene was too funny, and everyone burst into laughter before they could stand firmly on the street.

But the middle-aged woman who was chasing pigs ignored the laughter of others, anyway, she just scolded as much as she wanted.

"You shameless bear!"

"Don't go, see if I don't beat you to death."

"Hooho..."

The pig under attack, who could not understand human language, was beaten and ran forward all the way.

And in this way, the whole street is like a chicken flying dog jumping.

……

"OK, it's over, the next scene."

Gu Zhiwei was very happy.

He stood up from behind the director's monitor, took off the radio headset on his head, and picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Old Zheng..."

"Here, director?"

"Those donkeys, you should block them in the alley first, wait until Wen Li drives the pigs over, then let the donkeys go, and then drive them this way."

"OK, director, hahaha..."

Maybe it was because Jiang Wenli's shots just now were too funny, Zheng Yongwang, the head of the props team, is still laughing till now.

"Ha ha…"

After putting on makeup and changing clothes, Yang Hao, who was standing in the crowd watching the excitement, was also smiling.

That's how it should be, and there should be some joyful atmosphere in the drama of bitterness, otherwise, if it goes on all the way, I'm afraid there won't be any movie box office.

Just as he was thinking, Zhang Ziyi, who suddenly appeared next to him, abducted him with his elbow.

"Yang Hao..."

"Ok?"

"Liu Yifei is here."

"what…"

"Come on, I'm waiting at the gate of the small courtyard where you live right now.

Guess, Liu Yifei is here to thank you. I heard that you plan to adapt the novel "33 Days of Broken Love" that you have bought so hard into a movie, and then she will be the heroine of the movie. "After putting on makeup and changing clothes, Zhang Ziyi pouted.

Yang Hao's grandson is good at everything, he is smart and talented, and he is handsome, but his eyes are a bit off. Let's take a look at these two women who have emotional entanglements with him.

Ni Ni has a big mouth, and Liu Yifei slacks her shoulders!

Wherever you look like an old lady, everything is fine!
Hearing that Liu Yifei is here, Yang Hao thought about going, this is the first time this beauty came to this small mountain village, he must treat her well.

But before Yang Hao could figure out how to say hello to director Gu Qianwei, the filming of the next scene had already started.

"Scene 476 of the movie "Favorite", the first shot, the first time, preparation..., start!"

"Come here, see if I don't kill you shameless thing, you still dare to steal my rice."

Slapped the swine on the pig, and the pig was frightened and ran forward even faster.

But at this time, a group of donkeys suddenly appeared in the narrow alley.

"Uh huh huh"

"Uh huh huh"

……

"Kakaka!"

After shooting two shots, director Gu Qianwei called the card on the walkie-talkie.

"Old Zheng..."

"Here, Director!"

"The shot I want is that the donkey sees the pig rushing over, then turns around and walks back, instead of directly colliding with the pig like now." Gu Qianwei became a little angry.

"Director, I know.

But these donkeys are not under control at all, okay?Seeing the pigs rushing towards them, they immediately scattered and fled. "

"Um…"

Gu Qianwei thought for a while, then frowned and said, "I don't care, you have to find a way yourself, you have to let these donkeys come out from the corner of the alley, and then turn back immediately."

Well... what should I do?

Hearing the director's request, Zheng Yongwang, the head of the props team, also had difficulties for a while, but when he saw Yang Hao standing in the crowd, he immediately beamed with joy.

He trotted and came to Yang Hao.

"Director Yang, how about you give me an idea?

You must know that these donkeys were temporarily borrowed by our crew, and they can neither be beaten nor scolded, and this group of donkeys doesn't know each other. The barking was uncontrollable at all. "

"Um…"

Yang Hao thought for a while, then said:

"Old Zheng, go and buy a bunch of carrots, and put them in the alley where the donkeys came out. Let the donkeys see them, but don't let them eat them. When you drive the donkeys into the camera, when they touch the donkeys, they will go crazy. Pigs, this group of donkeys will naturally turn back.

I have carrots to eat here, why do I have to compete with you, a pig? "

"Oh, good, thank you Director Yang!"

Zheng Yongwang was very happy. As soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, he gave him a thumbs up, and then went to work.

……

Zheng Yongwang is busy!

The crew had an hour break because buying carrots required a drive to town.

And Yang Hao didn't need to ask for leave. He walked back to the small courtyard where he lived, and turned around from the entrance of the alley. Immediately, he saw a beautiful woman in a white T-shirt and blue jeans standing At the gate of the small courtyard, there was a watermelon in his hand.

"Hi, beauty, do you have an appointment?"

Hearing Yang Hao's words, in the past, Liu Yifei would have rolled her eyes at him a few times, and then rushed over with her teeth and claws, grabbing at him with her hands, or pulling or pulling or scratching or masturbating...

But today, she was a little strange. Not only did she not move, but she kept looking into the doorway.

damn…

After reading her eyes, Yang Hao was shocked.

If nothing else happened, at this moment, the person standing in the doorway should be Liu Xiaoli.

Sure enough, as soon as Yang Hao thought about it, a middle-aged woman in a floral dress and sunglasses turned out from the doorway.

Look at Liu Yifei, then look at Yang Hao.

"Well... let's go in!"

Liu Xiaoli was a bit anti-client, and when she saw Yang Hao, she motioned for him to open the door.

There is a well in the yard, Yang Hao entered the yard, first he drew a bucket of cold water from the well, put the watermelon in the water, then moved out three chairs from the room, and invited the two to sit under the awning in the small yard.

"Sister Xiaoli, why are you here?"

"Oh, I'm here to thank you.

The screenplay of the novel "33 Days of Broken Love" has been adapted by Bao Jingjing. Sissi already got it yesterday, and she felt very good after watching it all night.

Some of the plots of the story really matched her somewhat funny character. "

"Haha, is it? As long as you like it."

Yang Hao smiled.

Feeling that the time is almost up, I took out the watermelon from the bucket, cut it, and said to Liu Xiaoli:

"Sister Xiaoli, in fact, you don't need to worry, the filming date of our movie may not be until next year."

"Ok, I know."

Liu Xiaoli smiled lightly.

"Yang Hao..."

"Ok?"

"Shall I ask you a question?"

"Sister Xiaoli, tell me."

"A dozen or so people committed suicide collectively in the small days, did you do it?"

"Hmm..." Yang Hao was taken aback for a moment when he heard this, and then began to cut the watermelon again.

"Sister Xiaoli, I don't even know what you are talking about. They think that their life in this world is meaningless, and then end their lives. But what does this have to do with me?"

After the watermelon was cut, he handed a piece to Liu Xiaoli first, and then to Liu Yifei, and Yang Hao sat down on the chair again.

"Yang Hao..."

"Ok?"

"Actually, I don't think this matter has anything to do with you, but Chen Hong just found me and said that if you can help Zheng Xiaolong solve this problem, they will promise you two conditions.

First, Sissy is the leading actress in "Bronze Sparrow Terrace" and "The King's Feast". Although these two films were shot by people from Hong Kong Island, it is equivalent to lifting the Huayi Brothers' suspicion of Sissy in disguise. block.

Second, the heroine of the TV series "The Legend of Zhen Huan" took down Bai Xue and replaced her with Sun Li. In the future, the Beijing circle will not participate in the festivities between you and Teng Huatao. "

(End of this chapter)