Director, please respect yourself.
Chapter 278 Chapter 275
Chapter 278 Chapter 275
"Director Yang, I'm Sha Yi. I received your guidance during the filming of "Xiu Chun Knife". I came here today for nothing but to chat with you.
Just two days ago, something happened to my friend, which was quite funny. He used Xunteng’s Instant Messenger to contact an affair partner, saying that your husband is not at home, right?If your husband is not at home, you can put on stockings and wait for me.
But when this guy got excited, he posted these two sentences to his work group, and the work group immediately exploded, and some group members even uploaded this incident on the Internet...
My friend saw that something was wrong, so he posted on the Internet that his instant messaging software had a virus. Director Yang, do you think what I said is true or false?
Well, let me remind you, my friend is an official. "
"real!
Even people with high IQs have short-circuited brains. "Yang Hao smiled, then gave Liu Yifei a wink at the side.
Liu Yifei understood and said with a smile: "Next!"
"Director Yang, I, He Bing!
I haven't acted in movies much, even if I acted in movies, I followed Director Feng Xiaogang and played a soy sauce role in his movies.
It's been fine for the past few days, but I suddenly saw your public announcement of actor selection, so I wanted to come over and give it a try.
And what am I going to talk about?
When I was young, I saw ghosts. I still remember that year was the seventh day of the first lunar month. My father was sick and lying in the hospital. My mother worked night shift and no one took care of me. So, my mother threw me on my father’s hospital bed. sleep.
Anyway, being young, it doesn't take up much space, and I'm not afraid that it will affect my sick father's rest.
Director Yang, you also know that children urinate a lot and always get up to urinate at night. At that time, I can’t remember the exact time. Anyway, it was very dark, and I was awakened by urination, and suddenly heard Voices came from outside the window.
"Old Yang, let's go, I've been waiting for you for a long time, if you don't go, it will be too late."
Who is this talking about?
At that time, I was a little puzzled, so I turned my head and looked out. At this time, I saw an old man in a Chinese tunic suit standing outside the window to greet the old man who lived in the same ward as my dad.
what…
At that time, I was frightened and woke up. You must know that the floor where my dad lives is the sixth floor. "
"Well, fake!"
Yang Hao laughed.
"Haha..." He Bing laughed, gave Yang Hao a thumbs up, turned around and left with a smile.
"Next person!"
Liu Yifei fulfilled her duties as an assistant very well, and without Yang Hao turning his head to remind her, she just announced on her own.
"Director Yang, hello!
I am Chen Minghao, you may feel that I am relatively unfamiliar, but you will know who I am after I say a few names. Zhang Ziyi, Liu Ye, Zeng Li, and Hu Jing are all my classmates, and my class teacher is here The well-known Chinese opera teacher Chang Li.
I came here today not because I have to play a role in your movie, but because I feel that you are a little arrogant.
Because one can't know everything..."
"So, come and teach me a lesson." Yang Hao said with a smile.
"more or less!"
"Please start your show."
"Zeng Li, who is known as the school belle of Chinese opera, once pursued me in 2000. Do you think this is true or false?"
"Fake!" Yang Hao gave a judgment directly.
"Why?" Chen Minghao asked.
"Because your acting skills are not good enough.
Novices will subconsciously drift to the left when they lie, avoiding direct eye contact.But Lao Youtiao is just the opposite, he will stare people in the eyes and lie, and you are just Lao Youtiao. "
understood!
Yang Hao was tricked by someone before he had the chance to play the role. Ning Hao thought that this kid had some kind of showmanship, but now it seems that Yang Hao just wanted to use the gimmick of "cheat him" to select actors with good acting skills.
Because actors with good acting skills must first deceive themselves when performing, telling themselves that they are the characters themselves, and only then can they perform and show good characters.
If you can't even fool yourself, how can you fool millions of moviegoers?
And this is also the reason why many film and television dramas look fake, because the actors' performances are not good enough.
After trying to figure out the details, Ning Hao wanted to leave. He just came here to have a look, and he didn't really want to play a role.
But as soon as he stood up from the chair, Huang Xiaoming, who was sitting opposite, said, "Director Ning, Director Yang Hao is very observant, and the actors in front of him basically have nothing to hide when they lie in front of him.
Even Mr. He Bing, who is very good at acting, can't do it, so I want to ask you, what method do you think can be used to deceive him? "
"Hehe, I don't know either!"
Ning Hao shrugged with a smile.
Joke, with your greasy acting skills, even if I can tell you how to deceive Yang Hao, you still can't reach that level of acting.
Just as Ning Hao was thinking, something happened on the second floor of the coffee shop. At this time, Liu Yifei, who was temporarily serving as Yang Hao's assistant, said with a smile:
"Director Ning Hao, it's your turn!"
"me?"
Ning Hao pointed to himself.
"Of course it's you, you're the only one standing there." Liu Yifei said with a smile.
"Oh... I'm not here to apply, I just came to see how Director Yang auditioned actors." Ning Hao felt that his explanation was perfect.
Not only does this explanation not offend people, but it can also arouse Yang Hao's goodwill. Look, a famous film director like Ning Hao has come to my audition scene to learn.
But what he didn't expect was that Yang Hao touched his chin with his hand at this time, and then gave him a thumbs up.
"Director Ning, I'm convinced, it's up to you!"
"Uh…"
Ning Hao was a little confused.
What do you mean you have taken it?
What do you mean?
Dude didn't come to apply for an actor at all, okay?Didn't you hear what I said just now?
Perhaps because he saw Ning Hao's doubts, at this moment, Yang Hao smiled and said:
"Director Ning, it is written on the door of this cafe that the second floor is the audition scene for the film crew of "Lost in Thailand", and you came to the second floor, which means that you really want to act in this movie.
But when you said the words "I'm not here to apply, I just came to see how Director Yang auditioned actors", your eyes were full of sincerity, so I couldn't see a little bit of lying traces, so I served it!
Therefore, the role of Gao Bo in the movie is yours. "
"Uh... no, Yang Hao, I didn't lie, what I said was true, I just came to learn from you how to audition as an actor?" Ning Hao, who was relaxed and comfortable just now, was really anxious now.
Damn, what is this called?
The road movie "No Man's Land" that I filmed last year has not yet been shown in theaters, and I am worried, how can I have the time to star in your movie?
But at this moment, Yang Hao laughed out loud.
"Okay, Director Ning, you don't want to act any more, because the actor's audition is over. In the afternoon, I will ask the chairman of China Film Group, Mr. Han Shanye, to pass on the performance contract to you..."
Han Shanye... Mr. Han!
Hearing this name, Ning Hao, who felt aggrieved and wanted to leave directly, stopped in the end.
(End of this chapter)
"Director Yang, I'm Sha Yi. I received your guidance during the filming of "Xiu Chun Knife". I came here today for nothing but to chat with you.
Just two days ago, something happened to my friend, which was quite funny. He used Xunteng’s Instant Messenger to contact an affair partner, saying that your husband is not at home, right?If your husband is not at home, you can put on stockings and wait for me.
But when this guy got excited, he posted these two sentences to his work group, and the work group immediately exploded, and some group members even uploaded this incident on the Internet...
My friend saw that something was wrong, so he posted on the Internet that his instant messaging software had a virus. Director Yang, do you think what I said is true or false?
Well, let me remind you, my friend is an official. "
"real!
Even people with high IQs have short-circuited brains. "Yang Hao smiled, then gave Liu Yifei a wink at the side.
Liu Yifei understood and said with a smile: "Next!"
"Director Yang, I, He Bing!
I haven't acted in movies much, even if I acted in movies, I followed Director Feng Xiaogang and played a soy sauce role in his movies.
It's been fine for the past few days, but I suddenly saw your public announcement of actor selection, so I wanted to come over and give it a try.
And what am I going to talk about?
When I was young, I saw ghosts. I still remember that year was the seventh day of the first lunar month. My father was sick and lying in the hospital. My mother worked night shift and no one took care of me. So, my mother threw me on my father’s hospital bed. sleep.
Anyway, being young, it doesn't take up much space, and I'm not afraid that it will affect my sick father's rest.
Director Yang, you also know that children urinate a lot and always get up to urinate at night. At that time, I can’t remember the exact time. Anyway, it was very dark, and I was awakened by urination, and suddenly heard Voices came from outside the window.
"Old Yang, let's go, I've been waiting for you for a long time, if you don't go, it will be too late."
Who is this talking about?
At that time, I was a little puzzled, so I turned my head and looked out. At this time, I saw an old man in a Chinese tunic suit standing outside the window to greet the old man who lived in the same ward as my dad.
what…
At that time, I was frightened and woke up. You must know that the floor where my dad lives is the sixth floor. "
"Well, fake!"
Yang Hao laughed.
"Haha..." He Bing laughed, gave Yang Hao a thumbs up, turned around and left with a smile.
"Next person!"
Liu Yifei fulfilled her duties as an assistant very well, and without Yang Hao turning his head to remind her, she just announced on her own.
"Director Yang, hello!
I am Chen Minghao, you may feel that I am relatively unfamiliar, but you will know who I am after I say a few names. Zhang Ziyi, Liu Ye, Zeng Li, and Hu Jing are all my classmates, and my class teacher is here The well-known Chinese opera teacher Chang Li.
I came here today not because I have to play a role in your movie, but because I feel that you are a little arrogant.
Because one can't know everything..."
"So, come and teach me a lesson." Yang Hao said with a smile.
"more or less!"
"Please start your show."
"Zeng Li, who is known as the school belle of Chinese opera, once pursued me in 2000. Do you think this is true or false?"
"Fake!" Yang Hao gave a judgment directly.
"Why?" Chen Minghao asked.
"Because your acting skills are not good enough.
Novices will subconsciously drift to the left when they lie, avoiding direct eye contact.But Lao Youtiao is just the opposite, he will stare people in the eyes and lie, and you are just Lao Youtiao. "
understood!
Yang Hao was tricked by someone before he had the chance to play the role. Ning Hao thought that this kid had some kind of showmanship, but now it seems that Yang Hao just wanted to use the gimmick of "cheat him" to select actors with good acting skills.
Because actors with good acting skills must first deceive themselves when performing, telling themselves that they are the characters themselves, and only then can they perform and show good characters.
If you can't even fool yourself, how can you fool millions of moviegoers?
And this is also the reason why many film and television dramas look fake, because the actors' performances are not good enough.
After trying to figure out the details, Ning Hao wanted to leave. He just came here to have a look, and he didn't really want to play a role.
But as soon as he stood up from the chair, Huang Xiaoming, who was sitting opposite, said, "Director Ning, Director Yang Hao is very observant, and the actors in front of him basically have nothing to hide when they lie in front of him.
Even Mr. He Bing, who is very good at acting, can't do it, so I want to ask you, what method do you think can be used to deceive him? "
"Hehe, I don't know either!"
Ning Hao shrugged with a smile.
Joke, with your greasy acting skills, even if I can tell you how to deceive Yang Hao, you still can't reach that level of acting.
Just as Ning Hao was thinking, something happened on the second floor of the coffee shop. At this time, Liu Yifei, who was temporarily serving as Yang Hao's assistant, said with a smile:
"Director Ning Hao, it's your turn!"
"me?"
Ning Hao pointed to himself.
"Of course it's you, you're the only one standing there." Liu Yifei said with a smile.
"Oh... I'm not here to apply, I just came to see how Director Yang auditioned actors." Ning Hao felt that his explanation was perfect.
Not only does this explanation not offend people, but it can also arouse Yang Hao's goodwill. Look, a famous film director like Ning Hao has come to my audition scene to learn.
But what he didn't expect was that Yang Hao touched his chin with his hand at this time, and then gave him a thumbs up.
"Director Ning, I'm convinced, it's up to you!"
"Uh…"
Ning Hao was a little confused.
What do you mean you have taken it?
What do you mean?
Dude didn't come to apply for an actor at all, okay?Didn't you hear what I said just now?
Perhaps because he saw Ning Hao's doubts, at this moment, Yang Hao smiled and said:
"Director Ning, it is written on the door of this cafe that the second floor is the audition scene for the film crew of "Lost in Thailand", and you came to the second floor, which means that you really want to act in this movie.
But when you said the words "I'm not here to apply, I just came to see how Director Yang auditioned actors", your eyes were full of sincerity, so I couldn't see a little bit of lying traces, so I served it!
Therefore, the role of Gao Bo in the movie is yours. "
"Uh... no, Yang Hao, I didn't lie, what I said was true, I just came to learn from you how to audition as an actor?" Ning Hao, who was relaxed and comfortable just now, was really anxious now.
Damn, what is this called?
The road movie "No Man's Land" that I filmed last year has not yet been shown in theaters, and I am worried, how can I have the time to star in your movie?
But at this moment, Yang Hao laughed out loud.
"Okay, Director Ning, you don't want to act any more, because the actor's audition is over. In the afternoon, I will ask the chairman of China Film Group, Mr. Han Shanye, to pass on the performance contract to you..."
Han Shanye... Mr. Han!
Hearing this name, Ning Hao, who felt aggrieved and wanted to leave directly, stopped in the end.
(End of this chapter)
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