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Chapter 3 2, Upgrade

"Hello, netizens, hello everyone, I am your old friend Paike [Dianshi].

I am currently in a small alley running north-south near Beitaipingzhuang. This is a noodle shop, and the young man captured by our camera is the nearest Internet hotspot ~ Yang Hao.

Yang Hao, 23 years old, is a 2006 student in the drama direction of the Literature Department of Nortel. He is in his senior year this year and is currently in the internship stage.

The reason why Yang Hao suddenly became popular on the Internet is different from the singing of Xidan girls last year, but because he suffers from a very strange disease, schizophrenia, schizophrenia with dual personality.

Netizens who don't know the inside story may ask, what's so strange about schizophrenia? Patients with this symptom can be found in mental hospitals in any city.

But Yang Hao is different, because his illnesses are very regular, starting at 8:8 p.m. and ending at 15:[-] p.m., and the start and end times can be accurate to milliseconds.

And this matter, let's start from a week ago, last Sunday afternoon, the yellow dog of the famous Nortel teacher Huang Lei's family died, exhausted to death on the school playground..."

Even though there is no mirror, Ni Ni who is standing in the noodle shop can also know that her mouth is absolutely wide open.

Fuck, this schizophrenic is amazing, isn't it?

Not only was he able to fall ill on time and recover on time, but he was also able to race dogs on the playground, and even killed a dog of Mr. Huang’s house by running to death, and the schoolmates who were walking around couldn’t help it.

This means that I have been busy auditioning recently and have no time to surf the Internet. If I hadn't been busy, my sisters would definitely have a blast on the Internet with the sisters in the dormitory because of this.

The shooter named [Dianshi] knew it very well. He was standing next to the camera and had just finished introducing the situation when the time came to 19:59:47.

13, 12, 11, 10...

Like the vast majority of people in the noodle shop, Ni Ni is also looking at the electronic clock that can be accurate to milliseconds, counting down the time, and at the same time paying attention to the condition of the young man wearing shackles on his feet.

And the young man in a suit was already sitting at a dining table near the kitchen door.

"Boom..."

The young man slapped the dining table with a slap.

Hearing the sound, Ni Ni immediately went to look at the electronic clock, and at this time, the time displayed on the electronic clock was exactly 20 o'clock, not more than a second, not less than a second.

As for milliseconds...

Ni Ni thinks that her reaction is really not that precise.

And just as Ni Ni was self-reflecting, suddenly, a deep and majestic voice sounded from the noodle shop.

"Shop, come up quickly with yokan, pao hog, and pot knuckle teeth, um, and there is Xingping fermented glutinous rice..."

Following the sound, Ni Ni blinked her eyes, she really couldn't believe that these words came from a young man.

Could this be the god of war that those people talked about just now?

Just as he was thinking, someone in the noodle shop spoke.

"But Mr. Wu An face to face?"

The speaker was an old man in a white coat, who looked like a doctor, sitting not far from the young man, smiling and kind.

Ni Ni rejoiced secretly that it was better to stand in her own position, so that she could observe carefully from both sides.

"It's stupid, who are you?"

"What year is it now?" The old man in a white coat didn't answer him, but continued to ask.

"Jiachen!"

"How long has King Zhou been in power?"

"58."

"Where do you want to go?" the old man in a white coat asked again.

"The Grand Palace?"

"Why?"

"King Qin wants to recruit Yu to Zhao, but Yu wants to refuse."

At this time, the young man's expression was serious and sullen, as if he was complaining about the injustice of fate.

Seeing this, the courageous Ni Ni suddenly became a little excited.

It turns out that this is schizophrenia!
Why do I look like a ghost in a literary work?
Just as Ni Ni thought of this, the painting style in the noodle shop suddenly changed. The "young man" who had a calm temperament just now, suddenly raised his orchid fingers and laughed.

"Hey..., Ren Tu, you old man, about 200 million people died in wars during the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods, and you alone killed 100 million.

Why, now you have started to hide yourself?If it were me, these people in front of me, let alone asking questions, would all die, hehe..."

The young man's voice became high-pitched and thin. You don't need to listen to what he said, just the sound makes Ni Ni feel creepy.

If it wasn't for the shackles, Ni Ni can guarantee that she would be the first to rush out of this Yangchun noodle restaurant with her long legs.

How to describe it?
Eunuch, at this moment, this young man suddenly reminded himself of a profession in ancient times, eunuch!

"Who are you?"

A middle-aged man in a white coat was originally using a laptop to take notes, but now he raised his head and asked.

"You don't need to be ignorant, our family can understand what you say. Our family's original name is Zhang Xiangzhai, styled Yunting, and we named it Zhang Lande in the palace, known as "Xiao De Zhang"..."

The high-pitched and thin voice suddenly changed the topic after talking here.

"Shopkeeper, serve a bowl of noodles for our family. After the noodles are prepared, serve them out, spread green coriander on top, and then drizzle a few drops of sesame oil.

As for the old man Ren Tu Baiqi, you can just give him a bowl of broth and rice. A dead ghost from the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, what have you seen? A bowl of broth and rice is enough to make him overjoyed. .

Hehe..., what else do you want to eat? "

The sudden change shocked the people in the noodle shop.

Everyone originally thought that this was a kind of schizophrenia with a characteristic dual personality, but they didn't expect that with the appearance of "Xiao De Zhang", it became a multiple personality.

The noodles are served very quickly. After all, this is Yangchun Noodle Restaurant, which sells noodles, and the requirements of "Xiao Dezhang" are not complicated.

The rice was also served very quickly. There was rice in the rice cooker of the boss, and a thick broth was cooking on the stove next to it. It smelled like pork from Jinan Prefecture.

A bowl of noodles, a bowl of rice with broth

At this moment, the shop owner who was trembling and crying was placed in front of the young man. The young man turned his head, gave him a sideways glance, then picked up the chopsticks with his left hand, and picked up the chopsticks with his right hand at the same time.

The chopsticks on the left hand pick up a lump of noodles, and the chopsticks on the right pick up a piece of greasy pork belly. The movements of both hands are almost simultaneous.

"Shopkeeper, are you pig meat?"

"Bai Qi Rentu, you old man, it's good to eat meat, what are you talking about?"

"Xiao Dezhang, do you think you are too stupid to kill you?"

"Come on, come on, Bai Qi, you old man, come here and kill me if you have the guts?"

Although Ni Ni is young, just in her early 20s, due to the emergence of the Internet, she thinks she has a lot of knowledge, and has basically seen all kinds of weird news.

For example, in a certain place of Polar Bear, a man became very beastly after drinking, and forcibly had an affair with the pig at home, and as a result, he gave birth to a monster with a human face and a pig body.

For example, in a certain place, a man drove his tractor in the dark and accidentally knocked another tractor down a hillside. He quickly took out his phone and contacted his brother-in-law to discuss what to do?After answering the phone and communicating a few words, my brother-in-law said, I was the one you fucking bumped into.

Another example is that a certain outrageous Ah San is actually interested in the crocodile he raises...

But no matter how knowledgeable Ni Ni is, she never thought that there is such a miraculous thing in the world, that three souls can live in one person's body at the same time?

However, just as Ni Ni shook her head with emotion, the time on the electronic clock came to exactly 8:15.

And the young man who was fighting with his left and right hands just now has returned to normal, with clear eyes and a faint smile on his face.

"Experts, I'm sorry to trouble you, but do you see anything?"

(End of this chapter)