Director, please respect yourself.

396 Chapter 393, It's You

"I still have to watch the ladyboys!" Sitting in the cabin, Wang Bao proudly took out a few photos and handed them to Xu Lang beside him.

"Look, shemale!"

Xu Lang took the photo, took a look at it, and asked, "Is this a transvestite?"

"Oh..., this is not it, this is my girlfriend."

"Is this your girlfriend?" Xu Lang couldn't believe it.

"Yes!" Wang Bao's tone left no room for doubt.

"This is obviously Liu Yifei, who starred in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"!"

"Yes, Liu Yifei is my girlfriend!"

"Is Liu Yifei your girlfriend?" Xu Lang's eyes widened.

"Yup!"

"But you cut it out of a magazine."

"No, no, I cut it out of a newspaper."

……

"Ha ha…"

Seeing this scene on the screen, the whole auditorium burst into laughter.

This movie was so damn interesting!

Yang Hao sat quietly in his seat.

While observing the reactions of the movie fans in the screening room, I recorded in my mind the points where everyone laughed, when they started laughing, and how many minutes they laughed each time...

When "People on the Journey" was released, Yang Hao used to go into the cinema with a notebook and a pen to make records, but now, when he finds that it is more convenient and quicker to use the AI ​​​​in his head to record, he abandons the original good habits.

The hardware facilities of Yaolai Yinlong International Cinema are truly worthy of their reputation. The seats, the speakers, and the environment are definitely the best among domestic cinemas.

Of course, the ticket price is also very high!
Take "囧囧" as an example. The ticket price in other cinemas is 35 yuan, but here it is 55 yuan. In early 2011, in this era when the average national income was not very high, it cost 55 yuan to watch a movie. In fact, it cost [-] yuan to watch a movie. Still a bit expensive.

This is the Spring Festival. In normal times, ordinary people would not be so extravagant.

Yang Hao's shaking of his head with emotion did not affect the continued screening of the movie.

……

"Shouldn't you be taking your medicine?"

"How do you know?"

Wang Bao pressed the call button next to the seat, and then took out the medicine box.

At this time, the flight attendant from before came over and whispered: "Sir, what's the matter?"

"Bring me a bottle of water." Wang Bao ordered loudly.

"Ok."

After taking the mineral water, Wang Bao chewed the pills and made a rattling sound in his mouth, while Xu Lang looked at him in surprise.

Subtitles: [People on an embarrassing road in Thailand]

……

"Ha ha…"

From the beginning of the screening until the name of the movie appeared on the screen, it lasted a total of 4 minutes and 15 seconds, and within this 4 minutes and 15 seconds, the audience laughed 6 times, chuckled 4 times, and laughed 2 times.

The longest-lasting laughter was the time when the name of the movie was named, and it lasted 18 seconds.

Because he bought the movie ticket late, the seat Yang Hao sat in was not very good. It was at the top of the auditorium, and it was also the corner furthest to the side. There were only two seats in the corner.

Of course, this is just a trash location in the traditional sense.

Because for Yang Hao's purpose of watching movies, this location is undoubtedly the best, and he can directly overlook the entire venue.

When watching a movie, did the audience talk, did the audience kiss, did the audience go out to pee and never come back...

Yang Hao could see all of this clearly.

"Hey, why aren't you smiling?"

While Yang Hao was silently analyzing the movie, a woman wearing a white down jacket sitting next to him gently nudged him with her elbow.

To be honest, the woman's movements were a bit abrupt, because the two parties didn't know each other at all; and the woman's voice was not nice to hear, not crisp, not whiny, and had a straight-forward feel.

But when he heard this woman's voice, Yang Hao was immediately stunned.Damn it...how could it be her? !

"What do you want me to ask you?
The movie "Awkward Journey to Thailand" made by Yang Hao is so interesting. The whole movie audience is laughing, but why don't you laugh?

Are you a little embarrassed when a woman sits next to you? "

Not a little embarrassed!
Rather a little nervous.

Just like the first time I saw you in Gaomi in my previous life, my mouth was dry, my whole body was shaking, and I felt like the goddess in my dream appeared.

I'm willing to do anything for you.

"Just don't talk.

I just think the movies made by this kid Yang Hao are very interesting. When watching the movie, I just wanted to find a colleague in the industry to discuss it..."

"I'm not sorry, but your voice sounds familiar, but I can't remember where I heard it?"

The woman wearing a mask and hat turned her head away before Yang Hao, who also wore a mask and hat, finished speaking.

"haha, really?

I also thought your voice sounded familiar, especially since you were dressed the same as me, so I suspected that you were also an insider, so I wanted to talk about movies with you. "

Since the two of them were sitting in a remote location, although the chatter was loud, they were not afraid of disturbing other people's viewing of the movie.

"Then..., are you a member of the industry?"

Yang Hao could tell that this woman was not familiar with him. If they were familiar, she would be able to recognize who she was just by her eyes.

It was like when he turned around and saw her eyes, he always wanted to call out the name Gong Li.

"He's an insider!"

Yang Hao turned his attention to the screen again, and then answered in a low voice.

"Then...in the industry, what profession do you work in, actor? Director? Or screenwriter?

Of course, the screenwriter doesn't need your disguise. I guess you are an actor like me. "

"um, yes!"

"Then... have you appeared in any works?"

Hearing Gong Li's question, Yang Hao felt a little regretful.

In fact, I should have laughed just now.

Such a funny movie, if you don't laugh, it will easily make people curious, especially when the person who generates curiosity is a woman.

And if a woman becomes curious about you, the result will be fatal!
"Hahaha…"

When the movie reached its climax, the audience in the screening room burst into laughter again, but the woman next to him turned to look at Yang Hao with her eyes straight.

""Favorite"!"

Yang Hao directly talked about the last movie he starred in.

"The Favorite..." is a work by Zhang Yimou's old partner Gu Zhanwei. There are many actors in this movie.

Like the actor Wang Baoqiang in "囧囧", like the director Lu Chuan, like the director Yang Hao..., Yang Hao, yes, you are Yang Hao! "

At this time, Gong Li, who finally realized who the man next to her was, grabbed Yang Hao's hand.

"Yang Hao, you are Yang Hao, right?"

"Correct!"

Yang Hao wanted to say, in fact, you don't need to be so excited. I have only debuted for a year. Although I am liked by many people in the industry, there is no need for you to admire me so much.

However, immediately, Yang Hao became embarrassed.

"Yang Hao, I was just about to call you. You made a movie and renovated my villa. Now I want to renovate it, but I found that the rent you gave me is not enough at all.

Now, your movie "Megan" is a hit in the United States. It is said that the box office of the movie has exceeded 7000 million US dollars. How about you increase the rent we agreed on at the beginning, at least enough for me to decorate my house? "

"Uh…"

"Haha... Yang Hao, I'm teasing you. Look at the way you can't help but laugh. You are exactly the same as your old friend Zhang Yimou."

Gong Li was really straightforward. She smiled and patted Yang Hao on the shoulder.

"Hmm... Well, Sister Li, how about we watch a movie first?" Yang Hao pointed at the screen and said.

(End of this chapter)