Director, please respect yourself.
Chapter 398 395, donkey lips are wrong
Chapter 398 395, donkey lips are wrong
It was originally agreed that Yang Hao would treat the guests to dinner.
But it was so dramatic that the meal at noon on New Year's Eve was disrupted by a social cow who was about to enter the venue to watch a movie.
【Your boyfriend】
In the movie theater area of the movie city, Gong Li heard these four words, left Yang Hao and went home.
Yang Hao could understand Gong Li's reaction.
My mother is 44 years old this year, and Yang Hao is 24 years old. If I get married earlier in my hometown in the countryside, I can basically be his mother.
Now he is misunderstood as his boyfriend...
Haha, even if I'm wearing a mask, I can't afford to embarrass this person!
However, understanding is understanding.
Looking at Gong Li's leaving figure, Yang Hao still felt a little regretful. After all, this was his dream lover in his previous life.
……
After coming out of the mall, Yang Hao took out his mobile phone. Only then did he realize that the mobile phone he had set to silent had more than 100 missed calls, um... and more than 200 unread text messages.
[Director, I am Wang Baoqiang!
I wish you a happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rabbit!
In addition, I have some good news for you. In our hometown of Xingtai, there are long queues at the entrance of every cinema, just waiting to watch our movie "Embarrassing in Thailand".
So, we are on fire! 】
[Director, I, Xiao Yang!
Here, our whole family wishes you a happy New Year!
Well, I have a little thing to tell you. Yesterday, President Li Xueli of Pegatron Culture Agency contacted me. She said that she hoped to sign my film and television agency contract with her.
Director, you know it!
I don't have any ideas, how about you help me as a staff officer? 】
[Director, I, Zhang Jiarui!
Wish you a happy new year!
Some time ago, under your command, I helped Sister Yuanyuan shoot several magazine covers. Originally, I thought it was just a simple favor, but today, I received a transfer from Sister Yuanyuan.
A total of 15 yuan.
Director, I think this money is very hot. How about you help me return the money to Sister Yuanyuan? 】
[Brother, me!
Miss you, think about when you will come to Jinling again and fill up my body, um, fill up hard. 】
[Mr. Yang Shuo, happy Spring Festival!
Although I am far away in the United States on the other side of the ocean, I always pay attention to you and our movies.
My dad just called from China and said that his family went to the cinema to watch a movie. They had been waiting in line for two hours, but they didn't get a ticket for today's "囧" movie.
Ha ha…
I am very happy!
With your full planning, our movie box office will explode.
Well, also, you have caused me misery. As soon as "囧囧" was released, my fans left messages on my personal Weibo, saying that they must buy me two tons of scallion pancakes next time so that I can eat enough!
There are two tons. Otherwise, if I receive two tons of scallion pancakes, how about you help me eat them?
Okay, I can only talk so much.
Love you An Feng. 】
[Yang Hao, I’m sorry!
Originally, I wanted to have sex with you during the Spring Festival, but my mother's health doesn't allow it, so you should spend the New Year with Uncle Yang.
When my mother gets better, I promise to let you get whatever you want.
Love you Yuanyuan. 】
Too many text messages.
Most of them were Spring Festival blessing text messages. Yang Hao read a few of the more important ones and replied to them one by one. For the others, he directly sent a group reply.
New Year's Eve.
Nothing can go wrong if the group replies "Happy New Year".
After answering the text message, Yang Hao was ready to look at the missed calls again. On New Year's Eve, there are very few taxis in the capital, and it is necessary to do business while waiting for the taxi.
But at this moment, a text message suddenly came on Yang Hao's cell phone.
[Boss, there is a man following you. He has been following you since you took off your mask and hat at the entrance of the mall and signed autographs for more than [-] movie fans. After he saw your face, he has been following you! 】〔who? 〕
The text message was sent by Qin Chuan, and Yang Hao was instantly alert.
【100? 】
[OK! 〕
[She should be a celebrity, because this man is well dressed and speaks with a slight Cantonese accent.
Well, boss, do you want me to help you deal with him?
This time, the money is not much. If you give me 500 yuan, I will promise to lure him away and let you go home safely. 】
〔No. 〕
[Well, boss, actually, you can bargain. 】
Looking at Qin Chuan's text message, Yang Hao almost laughed out of anger.
The bodyguards that other people find, even his former bodyguard Yuan Ye, are always around the employer, doing whatever the employer tells him to do.
But this time, the bodyguard I found was just like a big man. Not only did he not hang around me, but he also desperately asked for money before doing anything.
Even if he sent a text message to Qin Chuan and asked him to carry a bucket of water, this guy would always talk about the price.
〔No. 〕
Yang Hao replied again.
Fortunately, just after sending the text message, a blue taxi stopped in front of Yang Hao.
"Sir, where are you going?"
Beijing Film Academy
Just as Yang Hao was about to say the name of his alma mater, someone suddenly ran over from a distance and grabbed Yang Hao tightly.
"Director Yang, my name is Liu Kaiwei.
You may not know me, but I know you.
The movie "Lost in Thailand" you shot is being screened in major theaters in China today. Let's take Sparkle Lai Dragon International Cinema as an example. The movie "Lost in Thailand" has an attendance rate of 101%. "
"Director Yang, just now, I watched this movie in Screening Hall No. 11. The reaction from the fans in the screening hall was extremely strong. Some people even cried with laughter."
"Director Yang, I'm sorry, I'm a bit wordy. Today, I was originally attending the premiere of the movie "New Shaolin Temple".
But the girl next to me, Yang Mi, had to go to another screening room to watch your movie, so I went.
After the movie ended and I came out of the screening room, I proposed to her, but she smiled and shook her head.
She says you are the man in her heart, but it is actually you. "
"So?" Yang Hao asked.
"Director Yang, can you do me a favor?" At this time, the handsome man Liu Kaiwei smiled.
"Just tell Yang Mi that you are students at the same school. It is a pure friendship and it is impossible to develop it further..."
"Snapped…"
The voice was very loud, and before Liu Kaiwei finished speaking, a beautiful woman ran over from a distance and slapped him in the face.
The beauty's hands are shaking.
Of course, the two rice bowls of this beauty's child trembled even more violently, up and down.
Seeing something he shouldn't have seen, Yang Hao quietly licked his dry lips with his tongue.
But at this time, the beauty spoke.
"Shame!
Shameless!
When did I tell you that I like Yang Hao.
What I tell you is that I am still young and want to work hard for my career. As for your desire to get married, if we can still be like this in two decades, then... I have no objection to getting married. "
I don't know if it was because of embarrassment, but the beauty finished her words in tears, then turned around and ran away.
But once she started running, the fluctuations were even greater, and she became more attractive to people, especially some men.
But Yang Hao didn't like it at all.
Um..., what I mean is, I don’t like to cause such bad things at all.
Are you getting married?
Do you have anything to do with me?
(End of this chapter)
It was originally agreed that Yang Hao would treat the guests to dinner.
But it was so dramatic that the meal at noon on New Year's Eve was disrupted by a social cow who was about to enter the venue to watch a movie.
【Your boyfriend】
In the movie theater area of the movie city, Gong Li heard these four words, left Yang Hao and went home.
Yang Hao could understand Gong Li's reaction.
My mother is 44 years old this year, and Yang Hao is 24 years old. If I get married earlier in my hometown in the countryside, I can basically be his mother.
Now he is misunderstood as his boyfriend...
Haha, even if I'm wearing a mask, I can't afford to embarrass this person!
However, understanding is understanding.
Looking at Gong Li's leaving figure, Yang Hao still felt a little regretful. After all, this was his dream lover in his previous life.
……
After coming out of the mall, Yang Hao took out his mobile phone. Only then did he realize that the mobile phone he had set to silent had more than 100 missed calls, um... and more than 200 unread text messages.
[Director, I am Wang Baoqiang!
I wish you a happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Rabbit!
In addition, I have some good news for you. In our hometown of Xingtai, there are long queues at the entrance of every cinema, just waiting to watch our movie "Embarrassing in Thailand".
So, we are on fire! 】
[Director, I, Xiao Yang!
Here, our whole family wishes you a happy New Year!
Well, I have a little thing to tell you. Yesterday, President Li Xueli of Pegatron Culture Agency contacted me. She said that she hoped to sign my film and television agency contract with her.
Director, you know it!
I don't have any ideas, how about you help me as a staff officer? 】
[Director, I, Zhang Jiarui!
Wish you a happy new year!
Some time ago, under your command, I helped Sister Yuanyuan shoot several magazine covers. Originally, I thought it was just a simple favor, but today, I received a transfer from Sister Yuanyuan.
A total of 15 yuan.
Director, I think this money is very hot. How about you help me return the money to Sister Yuanyuan? 】
[Brother, me!
Miss you, think about when you will come to Jinling again and fill up my body, um, fill up hard. 】
[Mr. Yang Shuo, happy Spring Festival!
Although I am far away in the United States on the other side of the ocean, I always pay attention to you and our movies.
My dad just called from China and said that his family went to the cinema to watch a movie. They had been waiting in line for two hours, but they didn't get a ticket for today's "囧" movie.
Ha ha…
I am very happy!
With your full planning, our movie box office will explode.
Well, also, you have caused me misery. As soon as "囧囧" was released, my fans left messages on my personal Weibo, saying that they must buy me two tons of scallion pancakes next time so that I can eat enough!
There are two tons. Otherwise, if I receive two tons of scallion pancakes, how about you help me eat them?
Okay, I can only talk so much.
Love you An Feng. 】
[Yang Hao, I’m sorry!
Originally, I wanted to have sex with you during the Spring Festival, but my mother's health doesn't allow it, so you should spend the New Year with Uncle Yang.
When my mother gets better, I promise to let you get whatever you want.
Love you Yuanyuan. 】
Too many text messages.
Most of them were Spring Festival blessing text messages. Yang Hao read a few of the more important ones and replied to them one by one. For the others, he directly sent a group reply.
New Year's Eve.
Nothing can go wrong if the group replies "Happy New Year".
After answering the text message, Yang Hao was ready to look at the missed calls again. On New Year's Eve, there are very few taxis in the capital, and it is necessary to do business while waiting for the taxi.
But at this moment, a text message suddenly came on Yang Hao's cell phone.
[Boss, there is a man following you. He has been following you since you took off your mask and hat at the entrance of the mall and signed autographs for more than [-] movie fans. After he saw your face, he has been following you! 】〔who? 〕
The text message was sent by Qin Chuan, and Yang Hao was instantly alert.
【100? 】
[OK! 〕
[She should be a celebrity, because this man is well dressed and speaks with a slight Cantonese accent.
Well, boss, do you want me to help you deal with him?
This time, the money is not much. If you give me 500 yuan, I will promise to lure him away and let you go home safely. 】
〔No. 〕
[Well, boss, actually, you can bargain. 】
Looking at Qin Chuan's text message, Yang Hao almost laughed out of anger.
The bodyguards that other people find, even his former bodyguard Yuan Ye, are always around the employer, doing whatever the employer tells him to do.
But this time, the bodyguard I found was just like a big man. Not only did he not hang around me, but he also desperately asked for money before doing anything.
Even if he sent a text message to Qin Chuan and asked him to carry a bucket of water, this guy would always talk about the price.
〔No. 〕
Yang Hao replied again.
Fortunately, just after sending the text message, a blue taxi stopped in front of Yang Hao.
"Sir, where are you going?"
Beijing Film Academy
Just as Yang Hao was about to say the name of his alma mater, someone suddenly ran over from a distance and grabbed Yang Hao tightly.
"Director Yang, my name is Liu Kaiwei.
You may not know me, but I know you.
The movie "Lost in Thailand" you shot is being screened in major theaters in China today. Let's take Sparkle Lai Dragon International Cinema as an example. The movie "Lost in Thailand" has an attendance rate of 101%. "
"Director Yang, just now, I watched this movie in Screening Hall No. 11. The reaction from the fans in the screening hall was extremely strong. Some people even cried with laughter."
"Director Yang, I'm sorry, I'm a bit wordy. Today, I was originally attending the premiere of the movie "New Shaolin Temple".
But the girl next to me, Yang Mi, had to go to another screening room to watch your movie, so I went.
After the movie ended and I came out of the screening room, I proposed to her, but she smiled and shook her head.
She says you are the man in her heart, but it is actually you. "
"So?" Yang Hao asked.
"Director Yang, can you do me a favor?" At this time, the handsome man Liu Kaiwei smiled.
"Just tell Yang Mi that you are students at the same school. It is a pure friendship and it is impossible to develop it further..."
"Snapped…"
The voice was very loud, and before Liu Kaiwei finished speaking, a beautiful woman ran over from a distance and slapped him in the face.
The beauty's hands are shaking.
Of course, the two rice bowls of this beauty's child trembled even more violently, up and down.
Seeing something he shouldn't have seen, Yang Hao quietly licked his dry lips with his tongue.
But at this time, the beauty spoke.
"Shame!
Shameless!
When did I tell you that I like Yang Hao.
What I tell you is that I am still young and want to work hard for my career. As for your desire to get married, if we can still be like this in two decades, then... I have no objection to getting married. "
I don't know if it was because of embarrassment, but the beauty finished her words in tears, then turned around and ran away.
But once she started running, the fluctuations were even greater, and she became more attractive to people, especially some men.
But Yang Hao didn't like it at all.
Um..., what I mean is, I don’t like to cause such bad things at all.
Are you getting married?
Do you have anything to do with me?
(End of this chapter)
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