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Chapter 359 Bizarre Incidents on Campus
Chapter 359 Bizarre Incidents on Campus (Please subscribe! Please vote!)
"Master, get up soon, the sun is shining on your butt."
Kong Runlong's noisy cell phone alarm sounded in the dormitory.
It was about to dawn, and the faint morning light penetrated through the windows, leaving a thin layer of golden light on the dormitory floor.
Kong Runlong was awakened by the alarm clock. He quickly got out of the quilt and turned off the alarm on his cell phone.
Almost at the same time, Xu Cheng and Peng Hongfei yawned and sat up. As for Wu Shiming, he frowned, pulled the quilt up twice more, turned over and continued to sleep.
"Brother Wu, Brother Wu, wake up quickly. We have to fold the quilt. It's too late for you to fall asleep again." After washing, Kong Runlong stood under Wu Shiming's bed and reminded him softly.
At this time, Wu Shiming sat up with drooped eyelids and groaned irritably.
He rubbed his eyes and saw that Xu Cheng and Peng Hongfei were already making up their quilts on the bed.
He always had a strong self-esteem, so he quickly put on his clothes, knelt down on the bed in a decent manner, and folded the tofu cubes.
Among the four, Xu Cheng was the first to fold the quilt.
After all, he has many years of life experience ahead of his three roommates, so he is naturally better at craftsmanship.
After folding the quilt into a rough square shape, Xu Cheng took the small comb used to comb his hair and modified the edges and corners of the quilt to make it look closer to a piece of tofu.
"I'll go, Chief, this is a good move." Peng Hongfei exclaimed.
He thought for a moment and realized that he had never bought a comb before, so he took out a set of drawing triangles and started drawing on the quilt.
Wu Shiming quietly took out his student card, and Kong Runlong also used his ID card.
The four of them finished folding in turn, but Kong Runlong, who got up first, took the longest to fold, and he looked a little messy after finishing.
"Lao Kong, are you a piece of tofu? Is this a piece of tofu?" Wu Shiming couldn't help laughing at the side.
Kong Runlong scratched his head in embarrassment.
"I'm not as smart as you guys. I can learn it as soon as I can. I'm clumsy."
"Old Kong, you're not good at folding. Come on, fold it again quickly. I'll teach you." Peng Hongfei said generously.
Xu Cheng also said, "It's okay, Lao Kong, just fold it again, and I'll help you do it again."
"But, but."
Kong Runlong looked at the time and said, "It's already too early. Are you still too late?"
He was afraid that because of his own affairs, they would be late.
Xu Cheng patted his arm indifferently.
"It's okay, I'll make it in time."
Peng Hongfei also spoke.
"Okay, don't bother Lao Kong."
However, Wu Shiming seemed out of place at this time.
He rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I can't help you much here anyway, so just keep it together for now. Yesterday, a senior asked me to have breakfast with me this morning."
Of course seniors don’t exist.
He calculated very clearly that if Kong Runlong was clumsy and helped him fold a quilt, he might be late because of this.
What if you are criticized by the instructor for this matter.
He looked in the mirror, straightened the pot lid on his head, and left the dormitory alone.
On the other side, Kong Runlong quickly folded his quilt with the help of Xu Cheng and Peng Hongfei.
The two of them used combs and rulers to stroke back and forth on the quilt to help him shape it into a perfect piece of tofu.
Kong Runlong glanced at the two of them gratefully.
"Thank you, Chief, Brother Peng."
"Small things."
Xu Cheng waved his hand.
I went to pick up my mobile phone on the table, and saw the tofu cubes folded out on the bed, feeling a sense of accomplishment.
Suddenly I wanted to take a photo and share it with others.
This can be regarded as a bad habit left over from the smartphone era.
But it would be good to show it to Lin Wanzhu.
If she is interested, then he can find a bed with her and teach her.
Xu Cheng raised his phone, took a picture of the quilt on the bed, and left a photo.
The remaining two people in the dormitory looked in his direction at the same time.
"Chief, where are you doing your abdominal muscles?" Kong Runlong asked curiously.
He had seen Xu Cheng's abdominal muscles and was envious of them.
A solid six yuan, if I could own it, I would definitely hold up a camera and take photos proudly every day.
At that time, Tian Xiaoyu would be willing to take the initiative to strike up a conversation with him.
On the other side, Xu Cheng just smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, I thought about how hard it was to fold the quilt like this, so I took a photo as a souvenir for myself."
"Ow."
Only then did Kong Runlong realize that he had misunderstood.
Peng Hongfei on the other side heard this and immediately said excitedly, "Chief, please take a picture for me too. I will also keep a souvenir. This is the first time in my life that I am folding tofu cubes."
"Row."
Xu Cheng agreed happily.
They photographed Peng Hongfei sitting on the bed with a tofu quilt beside him. He was grinning and making a scissors-shaped gesture with his hands.
Kong Runlong also wanted to take the photo, but was too embarrassed to take the initiative.
However, under Peng Hongfei's instigation, Kong Runlong also reluctantly asked Xu Cheng to help take a picture.
But in the photo, he looks coy, far less generous than Peng Hongfei.
What's even weirder is that, contrary to his chubby appearance, Kong Runlong's face is as shy as a girl's.
It was getting late, so the three of them skipped breakfast and went straight to the playground.
Kong Runlong felt extremely guilty about this, so Peng Hongfei slapped him on the back and said, "You're a brother, don't say such things."
The teams on the playground haven't been formed yet.
Xu Cheng saw Lin Wanzhou in camouflage military training uniform from a distance.
She and Deng Zhi stood in the corner, holding a plastic bag with a few steamed buns in their two little hands, eating them in small bites like squirrels holding chestnuts.
He unknowingly approached and took one out of the bag while the girl wasn't paying attention.
The buns are round, with a scalding temperature, and are soft when kneaded. Before they even enter your mouth, a scent of their own comes to your face. When you take a bite, the fragrance of milk permeates between your lips and teeth.
"Egg custard buns. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh delicious"
Lin Wanzhu turned around nervously and saw that the person grabbing the buns was Xu Cheng, and the anger on his face subsided a little.
"What are you doing? You haven't eaten?"
"I was delayed in folding the quilt this morning and didn't have time to buy it."
"I folded it for a long time. I didn't have time to eat it in the cafeteria so I brought it here. Here, I'll share one with you."
The girl's green hands took out another bun from the plastic bag and handed it to Xu Cheng. Xu Cheng did not take it and looked at her hesitantly.
"Give me one more, can you eat enough?"
Lin Wanzhou stuffed the bun directly into the young man's mouth, gagging him tightly.
"There's so much nonsense. Hurry up and finish your meal and gather together."
As Hou Ruiquan appeared on the playground, the team of Management Class 2 quickly gathered.
Hou Ruiquan glanced at the crowd first, saw an empty space somewhere, and frowned.
"Why is there someone missing?"
No one spoke, so Hou Ruiquan took out the roll call book and started to roll the names.
"Li Keyi, Zhou Runfang, Tian Xiaoyu, and Liao Dan."
"Liao Dan?"
The neat registration sound just now stopped suddenly, and it was obvious who had the vacant seat.
Hou Ruiquan was silent for a few seconds and coughed twice.
"Stand in a military posture."
The team dispersed and stood up in a military posture.
"Damn it, why didn't the guy named Hou stop talking when Liao Dan wasn't there?" Peng Hongfei stood in a non-standard military posture and whispered quietly to the side.
"That's right, that's right." Wu Shiming followed with anger, "Isn't this f*cking partiality?!"
"I have long felt that there is something fishy between these two people."
"Adultery, definitely adultery"
The two live treasures whispered bad things about Liao Dan and Hou Ruiquan. They stood there for about an hour before Liao Dan arrived late.
"Report."
Hou Ruiquan glanced at her, and his tone was obviously much gentler.
"Why are you here so late?" Liao Dan lowered his head, looking aggrieved.
"Tell the instructor that I feel a little unwell today."
"uncomfortable?"
Hou Ruiquan raised his voice and said, "Can you continue training if you feel uncomfortable? If not, don't hold on and rest nearby."
Naturally, the management class 2 listened to the conversation between the two.
"I rely on!"
"Why?"
The students who were quiet just now all had their opinions and made a commotion.
Hou Ruiquan said with a straight face again, "What are you making all this fuss about!"
He also realized that he had acted too ostentatiously this time. In order to calm down the public anger and wait for the discipline in the class to recover a little, he lowered his head and looked at his watch.
"Okay, let's disband first and take a rest."
Sure enough, as everyone dispersed, the dissatisfied voices just now became much quieter.
However, Hou Ruiquan still noticed some strange looks towards him.
He felt really uncomfortable being seen, so he called out Liu Yuwen, who usually liked to show off in front of him, and asked him to accompany him to check the bed and check the quilt folding situation.
When Wu Shiming saw Liu Yuwen showing off again, he suddenly felt very unbalanced.
"This Hou Ruiquan has no brains. How could he choose such a person to be our instructor?"
He cursed Hou Ruiquan resentfully, and Peng Hongfei also supported him.
After resting for a long time, Hou Ruiquan led Liu Yuwen back, but his face looked ugly.
"Those in dormitory 405, come out!"
The people whose names were called, except for Xu Cheng, were all playing a game of fighting grass, completely unaware that they were in danger.
"Lao Wu, your grass is a bit thin and soft, not as powerful as mine." Peng Hongfei pulled Wu Shiming's grass off and said somewhat triumphantly.
Seeing that there was no movement, Hou Ruiquan's tone became a little more serious.
"Wu Shiming, Peng Hongfei, Xu Cheng, Kong Runlong, come out!"
Hearing their names clearly this time, the three of them hurriedly got up from the ground and stood out together with Xu Cheng, who looked confused.
Lin Wanzhou was also looking at Hou Ruiquan nervously.
"Do you know why I called you out?" Hou Ruiquan asked the four people in dormitory 405 with a sullen face.
All three people in the dormitory were silent. Only Xu Cheng looked firmly into Hou Ruiquan's eyes and answered loudly.
"Report to the instructor, I don't know."
"Okay, then let me let you know. Did I say yesterday that quilts will be folded according to my standards in the future?"
The others remained silent, only Xu Cheng continued to answer.
"Yes."
"Then did you follow my standards? Why did you fold the quilt like that!"
Four of you, look at me and I look at you.
They were all a little confused.
Could it be that the quilt I had put so much effort into could not meet Hou Ruiquan's standards?
How did the others stack it?
Could it be that he slept with tofu covered?
"Report to the instructor, we folded according to your standards." Xu Cheng still answered calmly at this time, "Who in the dormitory is not good at folding?"
"What do you mean who can't fold it well? Is there anyone in your dormitory who folds it well? Take it out and compare it with the students in other dormitories to see what you are folding!"
Xu Cheng frowned.
"Tell the instructor, we are absolutely in order. Did you go to the wrong dormitory?"
"I went to the wrong dormitory, did Liu Yuwen also go to the wrong dormitory? Liu Yuwen, do you think it's their dormitory?"
Hou Ruiquan asked Liu Yuwen. Liu Yuwen nodded vigorously and pointed at the four of them.
"Yes, it's dormitory 405, just a few of them. They're definitely in the right place."
Peng Hongfei got a little anxious and showed his fist.
"Liu Yuwen, don't talk nonsense. Are you framing our dormitory?"
Liu Yuwen took a few steps back fearfully and whispered dissatisfiedly.
"Hmph, slander."
"Peng Hongfei, do you have any discipline?"
Hou Ruiquan yelled at Peng Hongfei, and Peng Hongfei stared at him fiercely, which made Hou Ruiquan feel weak for a moment.
"You're not convinced, are you? Okay, then I'll take you to the dormitory to see for yourselves and recognize it for yourself. Then I'll see if you have anything else to say."
"Just admit it," Peng Hongfei said. He didn't believe that even a quilt like his could pass the test.
"That's right." Kong Runlong also nodded. Even he was a little angry at this moment.
The only ones who remained silent were Xu Cheng and Wu Shiming. Xu Cheng was analyzing quickly, while Wu Shiming was already pretending to be dead, thinking about how to get himself out of this matter.
Hou Ruiquan asked the management class 2 to regain their military posture, and then led several people in dormitory 405, as well as Liu Yuwen, to their dormitory building.
Lin Wanchu looked nervously at Xu Cheng, then noticed Liao Dan's face, and saw a slight curve in the corner of her mouth.
Thinking of something, the girl's narrow eyes slowly narrowed, and there was a faint glint of frost.
On the other side, the 405 people who followed Hou Ruiquan back to the dormitory opened the door and saw the quilt on the bed, and their heads went blank.
Different from the neat tofu cubes when they left in the morning, the quilt placed on their bed now could be said to have barely been folded, and was rolled up into a completely messy quilt that seemed to have been rolled over many times.
"Is this my dormitory?" Peng Hongfei rubbed his eyes and looked at everything in front of him in disbelief.
Hou Ruiquan sneered.
"Look carefully. Is this your dormitory? Is what I just said wrong?"
"How can it be!"
"It definitely wasn't like that when we left in the morning."
The mouths of the three people in the dormitory were so big that they could fit a fist into them.
Only Xu Cheng rubbed his aching head.
He just wanted to go to college quietly.
Why are there still people forcing him to regain his childhood hobby of reasoning and become a detective?
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