A leisurely life reborn in the fiery age

Chapter 8 Five Times!

"Brother Da Mao, you are...too slutty, aren't you?"

Li Yuan said with a strange expression.

In this kind of years, dare to play so flamboyantly, is this something that ordinary people can do?
It's really hard to say whether this guy will be infertile in the future, whether he was beaten by Sha Zhu, or by himself!

Xu Damao snorted, not at all ashamed, gave Li Yuan a look that any man could understand, and said with a smirk: "Look at what you said, how can we be cultural people if we don't show off? Didn't we all talk, literati, literati, literati. A real celebrity, self-styled! That grandson of Shazhu must not understand, but Yuanzi, you don’t understand, do you?”

Li Yuan laughed, but he still regretted and said: "Forget it, I am a party member or a cadre. If I am reported, my life will be over. I have to be sent to the northwest to plant trees...Brother Da Mao, sit down."

It happened to be two stools, one for each person. After sitting down, Xu Damao didn't bother with the joke just now, and became excited again, saying: "Brother, I have opened my eyes today. Brother, I grew up in this courtyard since I was a child. Hey , I've never seen the uncle so deflated!
That old thing usually knows that he is biased towards silly Zhu, he is a deaf old lady in the backyard, his heart is black, black and dirty, how stupid is he!
Tell me, what's so good about that silly pillar?

I lost my mother since I was a child, and my father ran away with the widow, leaving behind two unlucky children, no parents to teach, no wonder they are stupid!

Hey, those old fools are designated as muddled brains, not eccentric fools.

Yuanzi, tell me, what good can a silly pillar do?With a pair of dog eyes, he knew he was staring at Jia Dongxu and his wife, who didn't know?But that daughter-in-law is really handsome, look at her, see the sky washing the sheets, why are you wet?

Tsk tsk tsk, that kid Jia Dongxu probably won't live long.

Jia Zhang still has the face to call you short-lived... Bah!

Anyway, in our courtyard, there is a deaf old lady, an old man, plus Shazhu, Jia Zhangshi, and Jia Dongxu three mad dogs, and everyone else can't live well!

Two old things are too bad, they deserve to be extinct!In the future, Shazhu will also designate an extinct household!

I originally thought that I would have to wait for the deaf old lady to die, and then see if I can break up their little gang, but I didn't expect, brother, I really opened my eyes today, that old guy Yi Zhonghai almost died I'm mad at you!
And that stupid pig, Sha Zhu, actually kept applauding for you, he almost died of laughter!Not to mention those two ass fuckers, Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu...

Ouch, in all these years, I have never been so happy as I am today!
No, I have to go back and get a bottle of wine. Today is happier than Chinese New Year. How can I do it without drinking?Let's drink, brother, give me some advice on how to deal with Yi Zhonghai, Sha Zhu, Jia Dongxu and other unscrupulous bastards in the future! "

Looking at Xu Damao, who was gnashing his teeth and dancing excitedly like Parkinson's, Li Yuan could understand in his heart.

Xu Damao and Sha Zhu have been beaten since childhood, wrong, Xu Damao was beaten by Sha Zhu since childhood, but the elder Yi Zhonghai has always favored Sha Zhu.

When I was young, I didn't care much about it, but as I grew older, Xu Damao's hatred grew deeper.

He suffered from beatings all the time, and his mentality was distorted.

It's a pity that it's really hard for him to make waves in this courtyard alone.

Not to mention in the rolling mill, Yi Zhonghai is an eighth-level worker. In such a large rolling mill, with tens of thousands of people, the number of eighth-level workers is no more than two hands.

Not to mention that the Xu family and his father were just filmmakers, even the director of the factory had to politely call "Master Yi" when he saw Yi Zhonghai.

Therefore, Xu Damao has been holding back his anger until now, full of resentment, but there is nothing he can do.

To vent at this moment, it is inevitable to be a little crazy.

Li Yuan was sitting by the window, the kerosene lamp on the side of the kang was flickering, casting the shadows of the two on the window, he was about to speak, but suddenly from the gap in the opened window, he heard a somewhat heavy voice Panting.

His heart moved, his eyes narrowed, he stopped Xu Damao who wanted to go back to get a drink, and persuaded him: "Brother Damao, what kind of wine are you getting? The uncle and the old lady are partial to brother Zhuzi, and I think so. But if you want to say that they are bad people, then I don't think so.

People are not sages, so it is inevitable that they are a little selfish, which is very common.The uncle thought he was extinct, pointing to Jia Dongxu and Brother Zhuzi to provide for him in the future, it is understandable to be partial.Besides this, doesn't he usually help the poor households in the courtyard?Liugen's family, Wang Erkui's family, Laosun's family, Lao Zhao's family... At the end of which month, don't you borrow some money from his family to buy rice and noodles?That's why he can respond to everyone when he speaks in the courtyard.

As for Brother Zhuzi and you, although they seem to be at odds, believe it or not, let me make an inappropriate analogy, if one day Brother Zhuzi was killed by someone, lying alone under the bridge hole and was about to freeze to death, you Will Xu Damao save him after seeing it?Or one day you are in trouble and you can't survive and go to Brother Zhuzi for help. Do you think he can save you?Don't look at Brother Zhuzi screaming, he will still give you a hand.This man is not bad.

You guys are all the same, you all have a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, a stinky mouth and a kind heart, you are all ordinary people, how can you have any bad intentions..."

Xu Damao said angrily: "Brother, although you are smart, you are too kind, and you are a bit stupid! Are the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai good people? They are poisonous, so they are extinct queens! And Sha Zhu is so stupid..."

He thought to himself that if he had Li Yuan's brains, he would have killed the bastard in this yard by now!

It's a pity, how could such a smart person trust those wicked villains?
It's just that before he finished speaking, the door was suddenly pushed open, and he saw Sha Zhu holding a stool in one hand, walking towards Xu Damao with staring eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Sun thief, today grandpa must teach you how to be a human being!"

After finishing speaking, he put the stool in his hand on the ground, and then stepped forward in Xu Damao's horrified expression, and hit his chin with a fist, causing Xu Damao to fall to the ground with a scream.

Li Yuan hurriedly persuaded: "Calm down, brother Zhuzi, it won't be..."

Silly Zhu is also crazy, it's okay if he doesn't stop him, but if someone stops him, he will hit harder, not only kicked Xu Damao again, but also put on his brother's spectrum, accusing Li Yuanlai: "You too, how many times have I told you?" Come back, don't get involved with this grandson, you just won't listen. It's a good thing you didn't say anything to this grandson that shouldn't be said, or I'll beat you up too!"

Li Yuan smiled and said, "Isn't it?"

As he spoke, he casually stepped forward.

Then he waved his hand and brushed against Sha Zhu's expression as if he was brushing away some dust inadvertently. It was as painful as piercing, his eyes became a little terrified and looked at Li Yuan, and said: "Brother, I didn't offend you, but my brother was afraid that you would imitate others, you can...don't hurt me !"

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, who were only wearing a coat and standing at the door watching the excitement, realized that something was wrong. Sha Zhu's face was frighteningly pale, and as Li Yuan turned to one side, the two realized that Sha Zhu's heart On the lower position, there is actually a bright silver needle inserted!
Yi Zhonghai said in amazement, "Li Yuan, what are you doing?"

Jia Dongxu also exclaimed in surprise: "Li Yuan, you want to harm someone?!"

Xu Damao was quite proud, stood up in embarrassment, and kicked Shazhu's crotch, Shazhu's face turned blue, his eyes almost popped out, staring at Xu Damao wanting to eat people.

Xu Damao was taken aback, but seeing that Shazhu really couldn't move, he wanted to do it with a wicked smile, but Li Yuan warned: "You will be the same if you do it again."

Xu Damao hurriedly stopped, turned his head to look at Li Yuan in surprise, and said, "Brother, you are an expert!!"

You must know that Shazhu is not only invincible in the courtyard, but also in the entire Nanluoguxiang, several courtyards around, and even in the rolling mill, he is one of the best fighters.This kid learned wrestling from others when he was young, and he has a few strokes.

Unexpectedly, it fell into Li Yuan's hands! !

Li Yuan ignored him, and took another hand, pulled the silver needle on Zhengba's silly pillar, and patted it twice in his heart. Me?"

This is the Qiguan point, also known as Qimen, located two fingers below the left chest.

This trick was learned by Li Yuan from an old professor at the Beijing College of Traditional Chinese Medicine: Insert the needle three inches and hold your breath.Five inches into the needle, reversible Qi.If the needle is inserted seven inches, you will lose your breath...

Li Yuan only learned the three-inch needle, and it was too difficult and dangerous to learn more, so he didn't waste too much time on it.

Silly Zhu moved his arm subconsciously, and found that it was already healed, he immediately became happy again, looked at Li Yuan and said, "Hey, brother, do you still have this skill?"

Li Yuan shook his head and said: "It's just some simple medical skills, barely protecting yourself. Brother Zhuzi, if you have something to say, how can a fight solve the problem?"

Silly Zhu snorted and smiled, obviously not agreeing very much, and gave Xu Damao a hard look, and then said: "Who made this grandson act like a villain behind his back?"

Xu Damao may feel that he has personal protection, but now he is very nervous, and said with a "Pooh": "Who is the villain? I think you are the villain, or the villain who hides outside and eavesdrops!"

Sha Zhuhei blushed, and said to Li Yuan: "Yuanzi, I didn't eavesdrop, I'm here to bring you a stool."

Li Yuan looked at the two painted wooden stools on the ground, and said with a smile, "That's a good idea, with 36 legs, eight of them will be gathered in a blink of an eye!"

Silly Zhu had a laugh, then turned his head and walked towards the door, Yi Zhonghai said, "Master, just now when I came to deliver a stool to Yuanzi, I heard Xu Damao, a bad guy, say bad things about us inside and scold us." You and the old lady are too poisonous, so you are extinct, saying that you colluded together to act as a dominator. What did Ren Yuanzi say?
People say you can't, you and the old lady just want to find someone to take care of you, so you favor me, but people are not sages, who can have no selfishness?It's not a crime, and I said you two are fine.

Yuanzi also persuaded Xu Damao that one day Xu Damao will have nothing to eat, and I will definitely give him a hand.Listen, how good is Yuanzi?But Xu Damao's grandson also called Yuanzi stupid, and called you and the old lady poisonous.Today I must teach him a lesson! "

Yi Zhonghai looked at Li Yuan in surprise. Just now after Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu finished scolding, he saw Silly Zhu quietly running to the door of the west wing and north room to eavesdrop. He didn't stop him, and wanted to hear Li Yuan Yuan and Xu Damao are holding back some bad water.

Unexpectedly, Li Yuan didn't say anything bad?

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's eyes, Li Yuan chuckled and said, "Master, don't look at me like that. My father has read some books and taught me that gentlemen don't bully the dark room since I was a child. If I have any opinions on you, I must speak to you in person." Speak clearly to the drummer."

Yi Zhonghai didn't know whether to praise or scold for a while, but Shazhu looked more and more at Li Yuan, and said happily: "Hey, that's right! If you have anything to say, make it clear in person and finish it! Don't learn from villains , that's not a joke!"

Li Yuan smiled again and said: "Brother Da Mao also cares about me, reminding me that people are complicated. Regardless of right or wrong, if you have a good heart, I will accept favors."

Xu Damao, whose complexion was not very good-looking at first, beamed again, gave Li Yuan a thumbs-up and said: "I figured it out, you are the only brother in our courtyard, you are the best, you can handle it clearly!"

Li Yuan scolded with a smile: "Okay, don't gossip at night, go back to sleep. Today you and Brother Zhuzi both gave gifts, and tomorrow night I will cook two dishes and get a bottle of good wine. Please two please."

Regardless of what Xu Damao and Sha Zhu thought, Yi Zhonghai felt very uncomfortable.

In this siheyuan, whoever treats guests can't come to his house specially, invite him to come forward, and be proud of inviting his uncle?

However, this kid treated guests in front of him without even looking at him.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't stay any longer, and Jia Dongxu, who had the same ugly face, walked away.

Silly Zhu felt a little sorry in his heart, and whispered to Li Yuan: "Brother, our courtyard treats guests, even if the three uncles invite not all, this uncle must not be missing, this is etiquette... and you invited the uncle , can he miss the housewarming ceremony? The uncle is decent."

Li Yuan smiled and said: "I'm afraid of his actions, I invited him, what if he brings a big item, what should I do?"

Nowadays, what can be called big items are sewing machines, bicycles, watches, radios...

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao laughed out loud together, thinking about this is too humorous...

However, the two of them smiled and looked at each other, and then restrained themselves in an instant, feeling unlucky, why did they laugh with this grandson?

Li Yuan said again: "The main thing is that young people can eat together, and it's lively. There are older generations around, and it's boring if you can't let go. I will only invite the older generation later." How simple it is to draw cakes.

Silly Zhu was happy, and said: "Hey! That's right! I'll come over tomorrow night when I'm cooking. We have this skill. Unlike some people, they only eat with one mouth."

After all, he walked away with his hands behind his back and a smile.

Xu Damao grimaced behind his back, chatted a few words with Li Yuan, and then left.

When it was completely quiet, Li Yuan turned off the kerosene lamp, lay on the kang, looked at a bright number floating in his mind: 5123, and laughed from ear to ear.

Tonight, you can come five times! !
I don't know if I can get something good this time...

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(End of this chapter)