Piano

Chapter 27

This fish looks... really suitable for boiling glue.

Lan Xuesheng crossed her fingers, curled her fingertips slightly, and unconsciously showed a subtle and wretched smile on her lips.

Inside the fishing net, He Luoyu struggled and twisted, and the ten bodies glowed with silver light under the scorching sun, dazzling like a soft sword just unsheathed.

The fine and scattered water foam was wrapped in a fishy smell and splashed with the breeze. Lan Xuesheng sniffed the light watery smell coming towards her face, and couldn't help squinting her eyes slightly.

Hmm...Actually, it's not like she can't be a crazy boss who likes to chew ashes in novels.

Lan Xuesheng thought about it and raised her finger to rub her chin, but she suddenly caught a glimpse of Chen Yingsheng's face from the corner of her eye. She looked at the strange smile on his face that resembled hers, and she couldn't help but sneak up on him curiously, and grabbed the corner of the old man's clothes .

"Professor Chen, what are you looking at?" Lan Xuesheng lowered her voice furtively, and the old man stroking his gray beard with a smile: "This He Luozhiyu looks rough and thick...It's quite suitable Caught and peeled to repair the roof."

"It just so happens that there is a small hole in the roof of a house on the side of the Sanqing Hall in Xiaoguan, and the overall renovation is not cost-effective... It is feasible to take the skin of this different fish to mend, but I don't know if I will be lucky this time I’m begging for a piece of skin from this fellow Daoist He.”

Chen Yingsheng muttered softly, and Lan Xuesheng immediately became interested: "Don't say it, you really don't say it, Professor Chen."

"The hero sees the same thing—I've also taken a fancy to this Heluo fish, but what I'm looking at is its scales and swim bladder, and I'm not very interested in the fish skin."

"Oh? What does Assistant Nalan want to do with the fish scales and swim bladder?" Chen Yingsheng twitched his eyebrows slightly.

"Boil the glue." Lan Xue laughed strangely, stretched out her hand and gestured twice to apply glue to the strings, "You need to add some glue when making the strings, otherwise the strings will rot easily after playing for a long time. In other words, the toughness and strength are not enough, and the sound is not accurate."

"Oh~ so that's the case. I have heard a little about the ancient string making method." Chen Yingsheng nodded, and then bowed secretly, "Hey, Assistant Lan, otherwise, let's cooperate."

"Look, I want fish skin, and you want fish scales and swim bladders—the two of us cooperate and kidnap He Luo together, so we can get what we need without delaying the two."

After Chen Yingsheng finished speaking, he gave Lan Xuesheng a "you understand" look, and the latter immediately returned a similar expression: "Professor Chen, I have exactly the same intention."

"Then... Happy cooperation?" Chen Yingsheng stretched out his hand, and Lan Xuesheng raised his forearm with a smile when he saw this, with a meaningful smile: "It's a happy cooperation."

As a result, the old and the young hit it off and quickly established a profound revolutionary friendship that ordinary people could not understand.

When Feng Xi commanded the little Taoist priest and led two young men from the village to arrest He Luo into the huge water tank prepared earlier in the morning, Lan Xuesheng and Lan Xuesheng had already discussed the specific matters of "dividing the spoils", and they were completely in collusion.

"...Okay, then let's discuss it like this. I will go and pull Xiao Fengfeng later, and teach you to take the opportunity to abduct He Luo, and see if you can get two pieces of skin—" Lan Xuesheng slightly nodded, very bold waved his arms.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of becoming acquainted with Chen Yingsheng, she boldly stepped forward and asked the questions that had been on her mind for a long time: "The documents that Feng Xi is holding... where did you apply for them?" ?”

"Why, you want to do something too?" Chen Yingsheng squeezed his eyes and smiled narrowly.

"No, no, no, I don't have that idea, I'm just a little curious - I think those certificates look real, even the little village head who graduated from graduate school was fooled." Lan Xuesheng was terrified when she heard this, and repeatedly waved.

——Just kidding, she has no interest in turning herself into some non-existent researcher!

"Damn, I found a friend in the association who specializes in these matters to do it, and I went through formal channels-it doesn't look real, but from a certain point of view, it is true." Chen Yingsheng blinked, "It can only be used once."

"After one use, those temporary web pages and codes are all scrapped."

"Eh? This, this, etc., do you still have people who specialize in these things?" Lan Xue's voice was startled, almost breaking her voice, "I thought you Taoists always chased and exterminated these demons, ghosts, and spirits. !"

"Pfft, how is that possible!" Chen Yingsheng laughed, "Assistant Lan, do you know the core idea of ​​Taoism?"

"Emm... Be quiet and do nothing, let nature take its course?" Lan Xue groaned.

"Yes, the core is 'Tao follows nature'." Chen Yingsheng nodded his head, "Taoism emphasizes nature and predestined relationship most."

"So, why do we have to kill those ghosts who have obtained the Tao by fate? Since they have that kind of fate, they are all Taoists after entering the Tao. As long as they don't make trouble for evil, naturally there will be no one. 'Kill them all'."

"Of course, spirits and spirits are different from people after all. Therefore, there has always been a group of people in the association who deal with matters related to them."

"Speaking of it, according to Commissioner Feng's ability, if she joins the association, she will definitely be regarded as a guest of honor, but she is used to idleness, and she doesn't want to be restrained too much—most of the things about her have been all along. I'm doing it."

"...Wait a minute, I figured it out." Lan Xue frowned, "Professor Chen, according to your statement...the fake certificate in your association should not cost a lot of money, right?"

"Cough, to be precise, it will only cost a working fee, and at most, I will invite those old fellows from the research institute to have a meal." Chen Yingsheng coughed falsely.

"Good guy, you are a profiteer! You are not a pure white wolf, making money out of thin air!" Lan Xuesheng was shocked, "Professor Chen, really, I have wanted to ask this question for a long time, you monks are so stupid! Is it really okay to love money?"

——The monks in her impression have always been ethereal and ethereal, the one who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world at all!

"No problem, why is there a problem?" Chen Yingsheng spread his hands indifferently, "The key is still the key. What our Taoists emphasize is 'Tao follows nature'."

"——'Natural', what is 'Natural'? It is the nature of nature, and it is free and easy."

"Humans are born with the seven emotions and six desires. As long as you don't lose your temper, don't go out of line, and don't use the seven emotions as an excuse to act recklessly, then there is nothing wrong with it—like the Confucianist Confucianists who insist on pulling others to do something. 'Preserve the principles of nature and eliminate human desires', then there will be big troubles."

"So, what's wrong with loving money? Love of money is human nature, and I'm no exception. It can't be said that after a monk becomes a monk, he is no longer a human being!"

"What's more, when someone asks me to do something, I'll mark the price clearly. This is a fair deal that you like and I want. If it's fair, then what can I do if I earn this money?" Chen Yingsheng's old god was there.

"It's true that compared to fellow Taoists of the same generation, I do value money more—but it's not for no reason, and I don't think there's anything wrong with preference."

"After all, I neither steal nor rob. The money is earned based on my ability, not to satisfy my own selfishness."

"I just have a little obsession with it."

　I really like Lao Chen, although he is not serious hahahaha
　　
　
(End of this chapter)