Piano

Chapter 30 Audition Fourth Species Difference
"The water tank of yours is closed. It almost suffocated me." Xiao Zhengtai complained softly, flicking the water droplets on her silver hair. Lan Xuesheng looked at him with excitement in her eyes.

——Good guy, it turns out that He Luo's Taoist body is such a small and cute little lady!
She originally thought that to be able to produce He Luo Zhiyu who barked in the fish pond in the middle of the night, she would have to be at least a wretched and greasy young man similar to Shuhu, but she didn't expect...it was such a small dumpling carved with jade.

And to be reasonable, the Dao body cultivated in the form of an alien beast is more beautiful than ordinary people. This little guy is so cute that she is a little embarrassed to ask him for fish scales and fish maw.

Look at this easy-to-pinch little face, look at the fan-like eyelashes and pink mouth... Oh, he's still silver-haired!

——Whoever Yin Maokong's DNA has moved, she won't say it directly!

Lan Xuesheng bent her lips uncontrollably, and the little Taoist priest driving the car saw the process of the fish turning into a human through the rearview mirror, and whistled softly.

In the next second, Chen Yingsheng slapped him mercilessly on the back of the head.

"What kind of hooligan whistle is the kid playing!" Chen Yingsheng blew his beard and stared, and the little Taoist priest who was hit unexpectedly hugged his head and wailed: "Master, this disciple is almost 23 this year!"

"Pindao is almost 23 this year! Besides, even if you are really [-], you are still a child—you are the youngest in the whole car, so hurry up and drive your car." Chen Yingsheng curled his lips, and the back seat was still holding the edge of the water tank. Seeing this, the little Zhengtai slowly blinked his eyes, and said slowly: "Old Chen——he is still so energetic."

"He doesn't always look like that ghost." Feng Xi, who was still keeping his eyes closed, rolled his eyes lazily, and then turned his head leisurely, "However, don't be in a hurry Tell him—tell me about you first."

"He Luo, in my impression, you have always been the most stable of them. Why did you run away with Shuhu and the others this time? You even ran into the fish pond in Nanyan Village, and even scared you. Many villagers have been ruined!"

"Would you believe me when I said that I was pulled out by the claws of 鵸鵌 (sound, 'Qitu')?" Xiaozheng was too unhurried and calm, "Otherwise, do you think I would like to run out to scare people? The fish pond is so small that I can't even squat down comfortably."

鵸鵌.

Feng Xi was silent for a moment when she heard the words - if someone else said this, she might still question it a few times, but that crazy girl who can fight with herself after a while...

Well, it's perfectly normal for Shunpao to grab and run a Holo or something.

"So... where is that lunatic?" Feng Xi raised her hand and pinched the center of her brows with a headache, her eyes filled with some kind of indescribable exhaustion, "Where did this lunatic go?"

"I don't know." He Luo shook his head sincerely, "I caught her and threw her near Nanyan Village, then turned around and ran away."

"Boss Feng, you know that I am a fish that can only swim in water, but she is a bird with wings that can fly in the sky. In addition, everyone believes in science these days. What kind of tricks did I make like before, running around all over the sky-she threw me into the mountains, and I couldn't drag her into the ditch."

"So after she threw me in the woods, I had no other choice but to bear with it. I could only walk around and try my luck. Even the small fish pond in Nanyan Village was the result of several hours of tumbling by me. Found it!"

Xiaozheng was too wronged and his face was broken: "I almost died of lack of water on the way."

"...It's the first time in the world that a fish as big as yours can still be dried out due to lack of water." Feng Xi twitched her lips when she heard this, and she didn't know where to start when she wanted to scold him severely. Throwing up, "However, why are you yelling in the middle of the night when you have nothing to do? It's scary to turn it out at night."

"I remember you weren't such a fish who couldn't hold back your words—"

"Damn, this is really not what I wanted." He Luo sighed, "That's right, in fact, before the dog barked in the middle of the night, I had already lived in that small fish pond for almost two weeks."

"That day, the dogs in the village thought it was hot and entered the water. I saw it was funny, so I went up to say hello to them... A black dog saw that my voice was similar to theirs, and insisted that I take its shift at night. It's okay to call twice, so he can take the opportunity to go to the next village to find its old friend."

"I explained to it painstakingly for a long time that I am a fish and it is a dog. Our two species are different. Even if the barks sound similar, it is impossible to take its place. But the group of uncivilized puppies axis It’s very, they have to treat me as a dog that looks different from them, and don’t believe that I’m a fish.”

"Later, I was really annoyed by a group of dogs, so I could only casually agree to this unlucky job..."

"Boss Feng, you know my temperament as a fish. I will definitely do what I promise to others, and the dog is no exception—that's why the dog barks in the middle of the night." Xiaozheng's face was full of distress.

"Hey! You were kidnapped by a group of puppies and forced to put ducks on the shelf." Lan Xue smacked her lips and clapped her hands, and couldn't help repeating the sentence "It's strange", He Luo nodded melancholy when he heard the words Head: "Yes, you can say the same."

"As for what you're talking about later, why should I scare people—the conscience of heaven and earth, who wants to scare him? I'm obviously just bored in the pond, and I just want to get out and take a breath!"

"And, if you want me to say, that brother really deserves to be scared - who made him stay up all night, insisting on taking out the binoculars to peek at the widow Wang who lives across the pond and changing clothes! The house is far away from the fish pond It's so close, if you don't pay attention, you can catch a glimpse of me when you turn your head, and it's none of my business!"

"If you want to blame you, you have to blame that big brother for his evil intentions, how about the 〇worm's brain!" Xiaozheng said with a pouted mouth, "And the one behind him was filmed on video—this is even more outrageous."

"I caught the third watch on time, and almost no one in the village ran out to breathe outside the house. Who knew that two nasty little lovers ran out in the middle of the night that day, quietly dating by the fish pond!"

"Oh my god, what time is this and you're dating by the fish pond in the middle of the night!" He Luo held the water tank and complained loudly, "When will this nonsense of 'contracting the fish pond for you' be over? They won't be afraid to watch it in the dark I don’t know the way, and one accidentally slips and shovels into the pond?”

"Also, let me tell you, that girl is also stupid. Those who can trick her into dating by the fish pond at this point are probably the kind of scumbags who just want to have fun but don't want to take responsibility—"

"As long as she can kick him casually and make that scumbag become sisters with her on the spot, I don't have to writhe around and scare people."

Mrs. Xiaozheng snorted coldly: "When I was in the water, I could see clearly. The scumbag man started to move before he even said a word to the little girl, and the girl was scared to death. Already!"

"Fortunately, I reacted quickly and turned over on the spot and dumped him in the water."

　This fish has a lot to say.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)