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Hello everyone, today we will talk about...

What, you ask me why I'm so listless?That guy Yue Shimeng didn't do it.

Today, Yue Shimeng and I went to the bar to drink Wahaha, and suddenly met a beautiful young lady there.

That young lady is so beautiful, how beautiful is she?Let me tell you like this, she is just a little bit worse than all the beauties present here.

I was so excited, so I immediately went to strike up a conversation:
Me: Miss, nice to meet you.

Beauty: I'm happy for you too.

Me: Ma'am, can I get to know you?

Beauty: Why?
Me: Because I think you look like a friend of mine.

Beauty: Oh, then you can go back and find her, there is no need to know her.

Me: Miss, what is your zodiac sign?

Beauty: Made of meat.

Me: Miss, what color do you like best?
Beauty: Femininity.

……

She doesn't follow the rules at all. Are all young ladies so cold now?
It's fine if things get to this point, but I didn't expect that boy Yue Shimeng to go up later.

Yue Shimeng: Young lady, I am a master prophecy, I can predict what will happen in the future.

Beauty: If you prophesy, you can prophesy, it's none of my business.

Yue Shimeng: Because I just estimated that a big event is about to happen to you.That's why I'm here to find you.

Beauty: Do you think I will believe you?Like the ugly man just now, you are here to strike up a conversation.I've seen a lot of tricks of you stinky men, so let's save it.

What?Did you hear what she called me just now?She even called me ugly.How ugly am I, I miss my brother Fangyuan, handsome and unrestrained, suave, everyone loves everyone, every flower blooms, and every car sees a car with a flat tire.She actually called me ugly?
Yue Shimeng: How about this, beauty, I know you don't believe me, how about we make a bet?If you win, I will pay for your drinks today.If you lose, listen to my prophecy.

Beauty: How to bet?
Yue Shimeng: Now you can casually say a number between twenty and thirty.

Beauty: 27.

Yueshimeng: Are you sure?
Beauty: OK.

Yueshimeng: Sure?

Beauty: Sure.

Yueshimeng: Don’t change it?
Beauty: No change.

Yue Shimeng: Are you sure and definitely not changing?

Beauty: You are never finished, if you keep nagging me like this, get the hell out of me.

Yue Shimeng: It’s not that you are too beautiful, so I’m looking for a chance to talk to you a few more words, okay, the 27 you just said, I believe I wrote it in the WeChat circle of friends in advance.

Beauty: I don't believe it.

Yueshimeng: This is my QR code, please add me.

Beauty: Why should I add you? You can just show me your circle of friends.

Yue Shimeng: There are a lot of confidential documents in my mobile phone, it is inconvenient to show them to others, you should add my WeChat to read them yourself.

Then the young lady added that guy Yue Shimeng's wechat in half-belief.

Yue Shimeng: Alright, little sister, open my circle of friends and look at the first post in it. That should be a post I posted 10 minutes ago.

The beauty opened the WeChat circle of friends and saw that Yue Shimeng had indeed posted a post 10 minutes ago: There will be a beautiful young lady in red in the bar who said the number 27.

The beauty was terrified, she didn't know how Yue Shimeng did it.

Yue Shimeng: Young lady, can you listen to my prophecy now?

Beauty: Say it.

Yue Shimeng: According to the heavenly secret, you have to go to the movies with me later, otherwise, everything will go wrong for you in the future.

Saying that, Yue Shimeng extended his hand to that young lady.

Do you know what happened next?The little sister actually agreed, and walked away with him with a smile.

God, what kind of world is this? An ugly monster like Yue Shimeng can actually get a girl, but no one cares about a super handsome guy like me who is invincible in the universe.

No, I have to find out how he did it, or I will die in peace.

Later, I finally asked the expert about the secret of his so-called prophecy.

It turned out that this guy had edited eleven sentences in the circle of friends in advance, except that the numbers were different, and the other words were exactly the same.

The first sentence is that there will be a beautiful young lady in red in the bar who will say the number 20 later.

And so on, until the last sentence is that there will be a beautiful young lady in red in the bar who will say the number 30 later.

Then, he set all the eleven dynamics to a private state, that is, only he can see them.

Then when the beauty said the number 27, he took out his mobile phone and pretended to be looking for his QR code. In fact, he took the opportunity to change the post with the number 27 from private to visible to everyone.

In this way, after the beauty added him on WeChat, he would see a so-called prophecy he sent 10 minutes ago.

God, I didn't expect that I didn't lose in appearance, but in tricks.

I suddenly felt that a magician is really a good job. If you become successful, you can go to flirt with girls, and if you fail, you can come here to write novels.

No, I have to find him to teach me a few tricks, so that I can lie to my sister when I go back. I won't tell you stories today, and tomorrow the king will make up for you.