Haidonghang

Along the way, thank so many friends who supported me.

What I wrote may not be perfect, and there may be a bunch of typos.Although I have tried my best to go back and check for typos as much as possible, there should be many more.Because there are too many words, the ability is indeed limited.

So I hope that when you read my novel, you can point out the mistakes in my article.I'll think about it carefully and make changes.

Why my updated word count is relatively small, the first point, I did not save the manuscript.The second point is that mobile phone codewords are indeed relatively slow.The third point is that I conceive every chapter very seriously.Before I write a chapter, I will consult a lot of information, and even go to the field to find inspiration.To be honest, I sometimes have to write a chapter for four or five hours.

Only those who have really written online articles can understand the hardships of this line of work.In addition, let me tell you that soon there will be plots of tomb robbery and suspenseful reasoning, and the long-awaited heroine and conspiracy drama will also be staged.

Given that the response to this book is not very strong, there is no way, I also want to live, and I really can't do it simply to speak out for love.So I opened a new funny history article on Tomato, and I will post a chapter for everyone to try, and interested friends can support me.

As for this book, as long as there are still people reading it, as long as I have breath, I will try my best to finish it, and I will adjust the update speed according to the degree of response later.

Finally, I wish you all a happy life!

ladies and folks.Here I am again, a good man is me, I am not a bad woman.I am your little cutie, I love Haidongxing.

Today let's talk about the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.Some people may have doubts.Why don't we start talking about history from the ape-man, but from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors?
What about this problem?Good question.

Because it is not written in "Historical Records"?He didn't write it, where did I copy it?

Cough cough cough, sorry, exposed.

In fact, this baby does not produce pirated copies, I am just a porter of pirated copies.

However, although it is not written in "Historical Records", if you are really interested, I will briefly chat with you.

In fact, the biggest advantage of ape-man is that you can eat barbecue every day, and you can grill it wherever you want.

Bake whatever you want, if you dare.

Of course, they never worried that eating too much barbecue would cause cancer, because there were no so-called health experts at that time.

They also don't have to worry about the wedding gift. At that time, when two people get married, they don't have to consider how many caves you have under your name or how many javelins your father has. The only criterion for two people to get married is gender difference.

Of course, there is no need to worry about the pressure to go to school, because they can't live that long.

Well, after talking about the ape-man, let's continue to talk about the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.

The so-called "Three Emperors", he does not refer to egg yolk, duck egg yolk and goose egg yolk.

It's three very awesome people, how awesome are the three of them?When you think about it, they're a little bit better than the best people out there.

You can call them awesome enhanced versions, awesome plus.

These three awesome men are the Emperor Suirinshi. Remember, the emperor here has nothing to do with Japan.

As for the Human Emperor, it is the Fuxi family, and the King of the Sea is...

Sorry, I went to the wrong set again, this is a serious novel.

To emphasize, there is no Aquaman.It should be the emperor of the earth, and the emperor of the earth is our Shennong clan.

Do these names sound familiar?Just don't know who they are?

It's okay, let this baby come and tell you.Suiren taught people to drill wood to make fire, and since then people have realized the freedom of barbecue.

Wait, let me remind the boss that the charcoal-grilled prawns I ordered just now need to add more cumin and less spicy.

As for Fuxi, in order to eat charcoal-grilled prawns, he made something called a "net", and then went to the river to catch a large group of river prawns and returned.

Now, let's give Fuxi the beauty, he wears big pants and a small leather jacket all day long, and eats small barbecues three times a day.

Of course, my dear children, what you need to thank this man most is that he invented gossip. If it weren't for him, how would you have so many gossips to talk about now?
As for Shennong, this guy is really famous, you just need to collect seven dragon balls to summon him.

What?Not that dragon?I'll take a look again, sorry, I drank a little too much last night, and my head is still a little fuzzy today.I just said I don't want to drink it, but they still insist on me drinking it.

They forcefully fed me two boxes of AD calcium milk last night.

What?Why not white wine?
Why should I drink baijiu, baijiu is not as fragrant as Wahaha.

Didn't I tell you already?A good man is me, I am not a bad woman.This baby does not smoke alcohol or drink cigarettes.

Let me correct you, Shen Nong is a very good guy, you must have heard that Shen Nong has tasted all kinds of herbs.It is often said that there are always many similarities between great people.He is similar to me, he tastes herbs, and I taste passion fruit.

If you don't know the name yet, I'll take off his vest for you to see.Don't worry, he's wearing leaves inside.

See, he is the famous Emperor Yan.Is the name high-end and atmospheric?Is it crazy and cool?

If you agree with the veterans, please double-click 666.

After this curious baby tasted all kinds of herbs, he discovered a lot of poisons and herbs, which created employment problems for most of our medical students.

Tell me, should you thank him?Should I thank me for telling you the truth of history?Should I give my "History Talk Show" a one-click triple play?
However, I will not thank him, because I am not a medical student, but an excavator.how?Am I proud?Let me ask you, which one is better in excavator technology?

I'm sorry, I forgot that this is not station B, so let's do it, you can just tip tens of millions.Not too much, I don't have a dark heart.I am black.

In addition to these, Emperor Yan discovered such a thing as "millet".

This kind of thing can not only be eaten, but also cultivated.In order to promote millet better, he invented the farm tool Leisi.

With the farm tools Leisi, the farmers are no longer exhausted to death.Since then, millet has been greatly promoted.

Yandi also specially thought of a slogan for the produced millet: Yandi Dasu is a bit sweet.

Now that Emperor Yan is mentioned, we have to mention his cousin Huangdi.

That's right, it was his old cousin.The two of them are relatives.Surprised or not, is it unexpected?

Yellow Emperor, this name is often kneeling on the lips of people.No, I was wrong, it was the first letter of the name.

Among them, most of them are male friends.The reason is simple, because they are not only of yellow race, but more importantly, they are the true colors of men.

Huangdi, this man is amazing. When others were still walking their babies at home, he was already walking horses outside. Later, he was not exciting enough, and he even installed a cart with wheels on the back of the horse.

From then on, he drove his own carriage and flirted with girls everywhere.

Which domestic bullet train is the best, the Yellow Emperor's carriage is the king.It can carry the goods and pull the girl.

Later, our Yellow Emperor felt that playing with horses was not exciting enough, so he tamed other animals as pets.

Later, there are too many pets, what should I do if I have no place to put them?Old Huang has a way. He built a house to house pets.

Sisters, if you meet a man who can build a house, marry him.I think this is more reliable than finding a chef from New West.

Later, his pets reached menopause and were depressed all day long.So, he created something called music.

He calls himself mc Huangdi and created a song called "Beast Disco". Whenever his pets hear his song, they will become very high.

In addition to these two people, there is another person I have to mention.This person is Chi You.

Chi You, he has chicken feet on his head, I'm sorry, I'm getting excited again, it should be because he has horns on his head and no tail behind him.

This person has been a bad boy since he was a child, fighting everywhere, and winning every time.Known as the ancient bearer.

On this day, Chi You called a group of younger brothers to beat Emperor Yan.

What?You ask me why Chi You wants to fight Emperor Yan?Do underworld fights need any good reason?
Mainly Chi You didn't have anything else to fight at that time?At that time, there were no game consoles, basketball, or mahjong.I'm really bored, so I'll go play Emperor Yan.

This time, Emperor Yan was completely enraged, so he exhausted all his strength and started to run away.

Soon, Emperor Yan went to seek refuge with his old cousin Huangdi.

As soon as Huangdi heard the news, he immediately became angry. My old cousin, I am the only one who can bully him. What kind of thing is Chi You?
Therefore, Huangdi joined forces with Emperor Yan and asked Chiyou to fight in Zhuolu.

Chi You led his 81 brothers to fight. Unexpectedly, this Yanhuang Alliance brought not only people, but also animals.

Yes, you heard it right, Lao Huang pulled out all the tigers he raised, Daxiong.Hey, what the hell is Nobita?Sorry, I made a typo again, it was Big Bear.All in all, a bunch of beasts.

Sure enough, the strength of the beasts was enormous, and the two sides only fought for nine rounds, and the two sides were exhausted.

At this time, Chi You used his unique skill, attacking with pm2.5, and soon there was a thick fog on the battlefield.

At this time, the people in the alliance regretted it, why didn't they wear masks when they went out?This is not the point, the fog is so thick, what should we do?Is it really necessary to "continuously strive for self-improvement?"

At this time, it is necessary to rely on the protagonist's halo to play a role.A soldier named the Queen of the Wind invented the compass cart and led the Alliance army out of the fog.

Someone will definitely ask, why do you start every paragraph like this, parallelism, don’t you think it’s very powerful?
Okay, I admit, I'm at a loss for words.

Later, Lao Huang decided to break the embankment and release the water, flooding Chi Youjun.

But Chi You is not a vegetarian, is he?That's right, Chi You's favorite is braised pig's trotters.

So, male readers and friends, don't be a big pig's hoof, beware of being roasted by Chi Youjun.

Chi You preemptively invited the gods of wind and rain to help, Chi You said "the wind is coming", and immediately the wind blew violently.There was a sound of "rain." Immediately, it rained heavily.There was a sound of "Sand coming." The result was nothing.

So why did Chi You call "Sha Lai"?What about this problem?Good question.

Because Chi You is hungry, yes, you heard me right, and I am right, this guy likes to swallow yellow sand.

Is the taste unique?

Chi You's "Wind Comes" and "Rain Comes" hurt the babies of the Alliance Army.

The Union Army suddenly couldn't move an inch.

Sometimes, the protagonist's halo is like a soul ring, but not just one ring, but a ring within a ring.

You think Chiyou is the only one who has people in the sky, and so does our Yellow Emperor. As soon as Lao Huang made a phone call, he immediately called the Goddess of Drought Ba down.

To put it bluntly, there are a group of women standing behind every successful man. It seems wrong to say that. By the way, it should be said that every successful man cannot do without women.

As the saying goes, gold overcomes wood, and wood overcomes soil.A woman overcomes wind and rain.Soon, the sky cleared.

So, the alliance army happily beat up Chi Youjun so much that Chi You didn't even know his mother.

Finally, good friends Lao Huang and Lao Yan won the battle of Zhuolu.

After victory comes joy.So the two happily fought a battle in Banquan according to the principle of "try not to make noise as much as possible".

From then on, Emperor Yan became the younger brother of the Yellow Emperor, and the Chinese nation was unified.

Of course, there are many versions of the story about Lao Huang and Lao Yan, and there are many controversies.

In this era, everything is more important.Although you can't fight your father, you can't fight your mother.But you can pinduoduo.

What I'm talking about is just one of the rumors circulating, so if you want to scold me, don't scold me, you can scold Du Niang, and she will scold you.

I can't, I'm a glass heart, if you scold me, then you will definitely hurt my young heart.

Then my heart will definitely be shattered, and the broken ones will look like dumpling stuffing.

Okay, after talking about the "Three Emperors", let's talk about the "Five Emperors". This Five Emperors is not your fifth brother.

Although Fifth Brother is very popular now, he seems to have made a movie called "5D movie".

But the "five emperors" I want to talk about here are five people.So who are these five people?

Now let's invite five male guests to make their debut.

they are:
The number one male guest is Huang Di.

The second male guest Zhuan Xu. (Brick Market)
The third male guest Di Ku. (underpants)

The fourth male guest Emperor Yao.

No. [-] male guest Emperor Shun.

In case you can't read their names, I also black-marked the homonyms of their names.

Let me ask you, are you considerate?Can you be patient?
We have introduced the first male guest just now.In a word: he is not only handsome but also handsome.

As for the second male guest, how do you pronounce his name?unimportant!Is he male or female?unimportant!You just need to know that he reformed the Zhuanxu calendar. (Whoever asked him to be so picky, the introduction fee is only a little).

As for the male guest No. [-], he has made a contract of stinginess, no, it's solar terms. (Whoever asked him to stuff me with such a small amount of money, not as much as the number two male guest.)
As for the male guests No. [-] and No. [-]!Ladies and gentlemen, it's getting late, you can go home for dinner. (Whoever told them not to give me money, they didn’t even give me a dime.)
History talk show, let's continue chatting tomorrow.