Haidonghang

Chapter 85 Joking about Zhu Di

Good-looking guys, beautiful ladies, hello everyone.Your handsome guy, that is me, Li Fangyuan is back again.

Before I tell you today's story, I want to tell you about the current experts, it's too embarrassing.

Yesterday, I had a stomachache, so I went to the hospital to see a doctor.There are so many people in the hospital, they are almost squeezed into meatloaf.

At this time, a woman next to him reminded his husband to be careful with his mobile phone. Her words reminded me, what if the mobile phone disappeared after seeing a doctor.

So, after a lot of effort, I finally took out the mobile phone from my belt and put it in my jacket pocket.

After I finished registering, I found out that there was still a mobile phone in my belt. It turned out that what I just took out was someone else's mobile phone.

After the test, I took my test sheet to the doctor.

As soon as the doctor got the test report, he just said, "It's over, it's over."

Hearing what he said, I panicked completely, and just wanted to ask him what disease I had.

Unexpectedly, he said again, "It's over, the approximation has gotten worse, and now I can't see at all without glasses." Then, he took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on.

After he finished putting on his glasses, he looked at the test sheet again. "It's a bit late for you to come here."

When I heard this, I panicked again, "Doctor, what's wrong with me, just tell me, I can stand it."

"What I mean is, you came too late, and you don't even look at what time it is. I'm going home for dinner. How about this, I think your illness is not serious, so come back tomorrow and register for an expert account! "

After hearing what he said, I had no choice but to leave the hospital. Early the next morning, I went to call a specialist.

Who knows, I opened the door and saw that it was the same doctor from yesterday who saw me.He evolved into an expert overnight?This evolution is too fast!

The doctor said that I was originally an expert, but yesterday I was on duty for someone else.

I muttered something, then it’s fine if you read it for me yesterday.

He actually answered me, what you got was 200 yuan for the disease, your number was [-] yesterday, and I took care of it for you yesterday, the hospital lost [-] yuan.

I was speechless, so I just read it, so I gave him the test sheet again.

He looked at it and said, "There's nothing wrong, let's go home!"

I asked puzzled, "Didn't you just say that I was seriously ill yesterday?"

As a result, I got a reply from God, "The doctor said that the disease is not serious, and the expert said it's fine."

This kind of expert, in my king's age, has long been cut off by me.

Forget it, let's not talk about experts, let's talk about Zhu Di.

We said last time that as long as there is Zhu Biao, Zhu Di will never be able to rise to the top. Who made his mother Queen Ma?This again illustrates the importance of birth.Therefore, after Zhu Di came to power, he also ordered the historian to change his mother to Queen Ma.

Finally, Zhu Biao died, and Zhu Di thought his chance was coming.But who would have thought that Zhu Yuanzhang actually engaged in a secret operation, and he directly made Zhu Biao's son Zhu Yunqi the prince.

Zhu Di's young heart was shattered again, and his heart was so cold.

After Zhu Yunqi came to power, he was afraid that his uncles would threaten his position.Therefore, Qi Tai and Huang Zicheng's proposal to cut down the vassal was adopted.

There is nothing wrong with the strategy of reducing the feudal clan.In ancient times, there were indeed cases of rebellion caused by one's own family, such as the Seven Kingdoms Rebellion in the Western Han Dynasty.

But the mistake was that Zhu Yunwen was too impatient, he forgot the ancient saying that he couldn't eat stinky tofu in a hurry, after he came to power, his foundation was unstable, Zhu Yuanzhang killed all the ministers who could be killed.

If the enemy cannot be wiped out, then endless disasters will be planted.

Although Zhu Di was quite an emperor, he didn't want to rebel.After all, the risk of rebellion is too great.

However, Zhu Yunqi's policy of reducing the vassals forced him to rebel, and he didn't want to end up like the other vassal kings.

In addition, he met a monk Daoyan who was born rebellious. This monk didn't like to chant scriptures and Buddha. What he loved most was rebellion, and he kept inciting Zhu Di to rebel.

Finally, Zhu Di was tempted.

If you want to rebel, you need to build weapons. You can't throw rotten eggs on the battlefield.So he built a large basement and forged weapons in it.

Since there was no soundproof wall at that time, he built a lot of chicken farms around the basement to cover up the sound of forging weapons. He really was a scheming boy.

In addition, he quietly recruited troops in Beiping, conducted military exercises in his palace, took advantage of people's superstitious characteristics, and hired many navy troops to create momentum for himself.

In order to buy time for himself to rebel, Zhu Di also played his superb acting skills and became a mental patient.And brilliantly fooled Zhu Yunqi's eyes and ears.

Now I announce that the 2023 Golden Hippo Best Actor winner is---Zhu Di.

But later Chief Shi Gecheng betrayed Zhu Di, and he reported the news of Zhu Di pretending to be crazy to the imperial court. After hearing the news, Qi Tai, Minister of the Ministry of War, immediately ordered Zhang Xin, the commander of Beiping, to arrest Zhu Di.

But, who would have thought that Zhang Xin was a dutiful son, he listened to his mother's suggestion and went to Yan Wang's mansion to report the letter.

Therefore, Zhu Di, the king of Yan, launched the "Battle of Jingnan" in the name of "there are treacherous officials in the court, and they want to be close to the emperor".

Zhu Yunxuan immediately sent troops to resist, but the biggest mistake he made was to ask his subordinates not to hurt Zhu Di's life. Now it's all right, Zhu Di has a gold medal for avoiding death, and has been in and out of the enemy army many times without being injured.

And the most amazing thing is that it seems that God is on Zhu Di's side this time. Several times when Zhu Di's army was in danger, there was a sudden gust of wind, which either broke the opponent's handsome chess or blown the enemy soldiers. Can't keep my eyes open.

I have to wonder if our brother Zhu Di has cheated.

Later, with the help of Gu Wang Zhu Wei and Li Jinglong, Zhu Di successfully invaded Nanjing.

After Zhu Yunwen learned the news, he set himself on fire.But miraculously, later, Zhu Di did not find his bones.

Some people said that he ran away to become a monk, while others said that he became a Taoist priest.So where did he go?you guess!

In the same year, Zhu Di ascended the throne and changed his reign name to "Yongle".When I heard the news, of course I sent someone to hug his thigh.

My life motto is "He who knows food is a hero, and good birds choose trees to live in."

Well, this is Zhu Di's story.Goodbye, everyone.We are destined to meet again!

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